the teasing slut wife is back
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my wifi is gonna make me commit a crime🥲 
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Today is my father-in-law's birthday, the second one since he passed away, and I'm trying to give my wife space to do her thing* and managed to slice open my thumb AND set the stove on fire while making myself dinner.
*getting stoned, playing Mario kart, and singing along to Eddie Vedder
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talking leftist politics with the cute electrician at work... slay
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"Home, husband and friends, all gone. What a mess I've made of my life." (My Experience 21, 1950). Meg "grew up spoiled and temperamental" and "never knew how to respect the rights of others." But she repents and everything turns out fine!
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How to delete last post
Never mind; please forgive me. My husband found my last post and now i'm sobbing.
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Insane to me that certain comic book creators who shall not be named dismissed Jonathan Harker as a "milk sop" and a boring character. White-haired avenger with ambiguously vampiric superstrength Jonathan Harker. Most violent and unhinged member of the vampire hunters Jonathan Harker. Ran at Dracula with a kukri knife without skipping a beat and then tried to climb out of a window to pursue him Jonathan Harker. "Like a living flame" Jonathan Harker. Calls his bond with his wife "the holiest love" and determines that if she becomes a vampire, even if Dracula calls her to his side, "she shall not go into that dark night alone" Jonathan Harker. You know. That one.
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