Cada vez que veas un macarra(chacalon) haciendo y diciendo estupideces. recuerda que ese es el que le quitó la virginidad a tu futura novia/esposa sin haber invertido energía ni dinero.
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Bandidas: Sara Sandoval [ENTJ 3w2]
MBTI Type: ENTJ
Sara is the thinker of the bandit duo, who always wants to go into robbing a bank with some sort of plan, even if that involves ice skates. She points out rational reasons for doing or not doing things, such as telling Maria that them stealing paper money when all the gold has been moved to Texas makes the paper money worthless. She is blunt and, at first, unconcerned with other…
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Eso de odiar no va conmigo, dios bendiga hasta el que me maldice 👏🏽
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Hoy es viernes de chupar pitos... digo digo digo de andar como la chupitos🤭😅
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Bandidas: Maria Alvarez [ESFP 6w7]
MBTI Type: ESFP
Maria’s father gets killed, so she takes it upon herself to rob the bank to punish the person responsible, then winds up falling in with Sara, who had the same idea. But of the two, Maria is the first one to start many of their robberies. She comes up with the idea to rob the train and prevent the gold from being shipped to Mexico. Maria also doesn’t really have “plans” and gets…
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