Tumgik
#basement robot
paintedhen · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
browser kidpix slayyy
785 notes · View notes
murdockbuckley · 2 months
Text
thank you snapchat for reminding me of the masterpiece i created last year
Tumblr media
143 notes · View notes
silverbirching · 8 months
Text
Hestia, Hera and Our Boy Apollo
Tumblr media
So three of the Olympians didn't appear in Hades, and boy do I have some opinions about it!
Hestia not appearing--except as one of the aspects of the Adamant Rail--makes sense for a couple of reasons. For one, tallies of the Olympians generally feature her OR Dionysus, but not both. It's one of those 'common knowledge' things that she stepped down to allow for Dionysus' ascension but that's not reflected anywhere in the mythology, to my knowledge. Plus, as Goddess of the Hearthfire, she might be a little ambivalent about helping someone specifically abandon their home and their responsibilities to their kin. Even if their home is actual, literal Hell and their kin kind of suck.
Hera also makes sense based on her characterization; I can imagine her being far too busy to devote any energy to some cthonic welp and his daddy issues. What I wanted (maybe a message from Hermes) is a throwaway line about how Hera would love to help you out, boss, but she's got a really full schedule tormenting this cow her husband had sex with and really can't find the time.
Zag: Er. Hermes: Look boss in his defense it was a very sexy cow. Zag: ... what's a cow?
Apollo, though? Look up at the top of this post. Look at the stories about him in the mythos. You wanna tell me that twinky trash heap of omnisexual drama-farming wouldn't be ALL OVER THIS!? The literal GOD of not ever knowing when he's not welcome?
Imagine the sniping, when he and Artemis have a double boon. Imagine the flirtation. Imagine Hades' reaction when you use a fully charged Apollo Call during the final boss fight.
Zag: APOLLO! Apollo: HERE COMES THE SUN! Hades: ... Hades: ... Hades: ...THIS BITCH?!
But REALLY, seriously, what I'd want most of all is: one, Apollo hardcore flirts with Zagreus, and two, literally everyone in the game roasts him about it.
Thanatos: Zagreus I don't want to tell you how to live your life but I've escorted four of his lovers to the underworld. Zag: That's-- Thanatos: So far. Zag: ... Thanatos: This month.
Hermes: I dunno boss I think you should tell him you don't fancy him and then turn into a tree LAWL Artemis: NO NO NO Ask him if he wants to play Frisbee :D! [Artemis and Hermes exchange windmill high-fives]
So long story short, I'm very excited to see what this absolute garbage deity gets up to in Hades 2, and I hope Zag's little sister brings some idiot repellent (it may also function as pepper spray).
150 notes · View notes
oozeandgoo-art · 4 months
Text
had an odd dream that i was reading a comic book. sketched a couple of the pages i could remember.
Tumblr media
#i might adapt this into an actual story because i am SO SO SO mad that it isn't a thing i can go back to reading#oc#im definitely keeping the concept of save-bot i fucking love save-bot he's just doing his best. i love a robot who wants to help people#im not equipped to be writing about underground rebellions with any sense of real tact though#besides its in a superhero universe/story so you know it would just be so sucks lol#sketch#god the colors were so interesting. the teal parts were all very precisely crosshatched and the fire was this gorgeous brush pen looking#colored inks that just seemed like they were MOVING#and i mean some of that was because i was dreaming but god even in my halfhearted copy you can see some of the movement#it was a bad scene but a really really REALLY fun dream. i love when a book can *get* to me so i was really enjoying it#put it aside so i could take a break and woke up. instant fury at the universe for not having it be a real book instead#ill reblog with details if anyone's curious. i can explain this scene but i dont feel like it#the green people are in a secret basement though. hiding from the government. blue jacket guy is a speedster robot named save-bot who does#rescue stuff with every fire department so fire suppression technology is not very good because save-bot "can just save you''#however they're badly over their legal occupancy and the secret basement has One (1) exit so everyone is like really fucked here.#includinig save-bot who is going to do his job until he dies because he is an ai without any sense of self preservation and he cares#which i didn't even CATCH until i woke up and started tryin to frantically note everything down#and then i was like wait. the glitter on that last page before i realized i needed a glass of water to keep reading... what WAS that...#(it was tears suspended in midair because save-bot goes so fast and also knows he's so fucked LOL)#seriously i'm so mad someone else didn't make this.
25 notes · View notes
adwox · 9 months
Text
33 notes · View notes
steamanband · 1 month
Text
Why did Six mail Hatchworth to the band did he think it would be funny or something
3 notes · View notes
zerothisnero · 13 days
Text
Funny evil reptile and butler post idk I'm going to throw myself at a wall
Tumblr media Tumblr media
3 notes · View notes
arttheclown · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
> revisits obscure old cartoon to see how it holds up
> realizes one your faves is still, unfortunately, pretty cool
16 notes · View notes
bear-do-well · 1 month
Note
Also, is that stop the presses quest important because I completely ignored that
yeah it automatically fails the next time you do a long rest
2 notes · View notes
lunar-insanity · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
I suddenly remembered some old OCs of mine! Back in highschool, I was on a TF2 kick (met one of my best friends during that time) and I joined an RP group on DA called Apprentice Fortress 2. We basically made apprentices to the mercs between the ages of 18-25.
T'was a good time for a while! I started with the Medic up there and made the rest of them, with Mr. Evil Green Hair there last. It was definitely a time when I cut my teeth on traumatizing characters I think, and looking back at a few of these backstories, and stuff I wrote back then, WOW younger me, what the hell.
They were also pasty as fuck. I'm talking all of them were either pasty white or fair skinned (Medic). I wasn't happy bout that, so I picked out some new skin tones for em!
Anyway! I'm pretty proud of how they came out! So please enjoy:
The Adrenaline Junkie Battle Medic: Eclair Solar
The Head Engineer and Robot Maker: Elijah Walker
The Formerly Revenge Seeker Sniper: Theodore "Ted" Smith
The Retired Heavily Traumatized Spy Turned Sous-Chef: Alois Metzger-Archambeau
And lastly
The Entomologist-Geneaologist-Decay Fascinated-And Probably a High Functioning Sociopath based on how I wrote him back in the day- Soldier: Mårten "Grub" Bolten
5 notes · View notes
paintedhen · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
* That robot was the embodiment of a Lightner's dream…
[@mettatonmay day 13: hopes and dreams]
2K notes · View notes
bravevolunteer · 9 months
Text
i know security guard is michael’s usual job AND what i tend to give him if i make him Employed in sb verse but oh my god i wanna make him a technician again so bad-
7 notes · View notes
gearsphere · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
Old sketch #1
13 notes · View notes
spring-lxcked · 2 months
Text
two ideas i deeply wanna explore are ( and this is regardless of the stance on gre.gory to be clear. william trying to build robot children and instill his kids' souls into those is SO canon to me no matter what ):
in SB verse: literally go down into the creepy ass ruins of the fn.af6 place and find him with the most disturbing assortment of way-too-human-looking robot parts. please acknowledge how horrifying this would be. yes he probably has prototypes and scraps and—
in canon verse: it's absolutely canon to me that william had blueprints and extremely detailed notes on building specifically the evan bot ( since technically elizabeth's soul is attached to a physical robot VS evan's being more uh. complicated. he's more worried about 'securing' evan's soul ). the original context for this was the idea that vanessa eventually got her hands on them but regardless sb like michael or henry could absolutely stumble across these in, like, william's basement.
it would be an AU but canon AU where he actually starts building the bot while he's still alive. michael af.ton i am sorry about putting a half-finished robot that looks like your brother in the basement.
5 notes · View notes
average-robot-enjoyer · 5 months
Text
Realizing I’m getting back into a special interest I had as a kid
4 notes · View notes
cyncerity · 2 years
Text
HEY! IM BACK!!
I know i said like,, three drawings,,,, it may be more than that,,,,,
anyway, here’s the first one!!
Tumblr media
i finished this forever ago, it’s for the Flubber AU!! I’ve kind of at this point reworked most of the story, and I don’t know how much i’ve talked about Sam and Fundy in this au! Feel free to check the flubber au hashtag if you forget any of this au, cause it’s been a while since I talked about it. I’m gonna ramble under the cut cause i know myself and i know it’s gonna get long-
Ok, so, Quackity didn’t build Fundy, but he did build Sam. Fundy was stolen from given as a “gift” from another less moral but richer inventor/businessman named Wilbur Soot. He’s a local celebrity because, unlike Quackity, when he makes something new he sells it to the public. This wouldn’t be a bad thing if it weren’t for that fact that half of his things have trackers and spy equipment and whatever, and he has no qualms with stealing other people’s things (ideas, money, etc) to get himself on top. He steals a lot of Quackity’s ideas, and tries to flirt with him to make up for it, and Quackity can’t tell if he’s genuinely flirting or not. Needless to say, Q hates him.
Fundy:
Fundy was one of Wil’s first inventions, which is why he is less “competent” and more old-fashioned than his other creations (i tried to make i him kind of steampunk-y), and was just meant to be a little wind-up toy/small robotic butler, but Wil accidentally gave him ai advanced enough to make him a person. Fundy tried to explain that he was a person, but since Wil had never seen a robot with a personality, he dismissed him. Wil’s treatment towards him got so bad that eventually Fundy just ran away. However, like I mentioned before, he’s a wind up “toy,” meaning that he depends on people. He ended up getting stuck out in the rain in front of Q’s garage, where he was found by the human the next morning.
When Quackity wound him up, thankfully the rain didn’t damage much about Fundy as a person. His wiring was a bit fried tho. Fundy explained everything and Q, who hadn’t liked Wilbur already but hated him now, believed every word Fundy said. He fixed him up and upgraded him so that he ran on a rechargeable battery and didn’t need to be wound up, making him finally independent. However, Wilbur, like so many other things of his, had stuck cameras and mics in Fundy, so Q removed those, too.
When Wilbur saw the feed from before the spy equipment could be ripped out, he was infuriated. He had refused to believe that Fundy was sentient, and the price was that now Fundy could tell Q everything about his operations at the Soot factory. So Wil went to take him back, telling Quackity that Fundy was important to him, as his first successful attempt at human-like ai (despite the fact that it had been an accident), and went off about how Fundy was “like a son to him.” Q listened to about 10 minutes of it before watching Fundy, who was sitting just out of Wil’s perspective. He looked terrified. Q cut Wilbur off and told him to leave before he called the cops, and Fundy has been loyal to Quackity since.
Sam:
Quackity was really inspired by Fundy. He had never seen human-like ai before, and with every passing day living with Fundy made him want to test it more himself. That’s where Sam came in.
Quackity works tirelessly for months to figure out what Wilbur did to give Fundy his spark of life, and just can’t figure it out. No matter what he does, it never seems to be working, and he’s frustrated and angry and just really close to giving up. Fundy even says that Q can take him apart and put him back together to see if there’s some piece or something Sam needs, but Quackity refuses for obvious reasons. Fundy had already seen enough hell with Wilbur.
Eventually, after 5 or 6 months, Q relents and gives up. He can’t do it, he doesn’t know what he could be missing at this point. He goes back to his basement lab to turn Sam off one final time and scrap him but realizes that his computer is playing a youtube video, one about electronics and advanced code. Huh. He doesn’t remember putting that on. He wakes up Fundy, but, to his surprise, Fundy didn’t do it either. They both start to look around for an intruder or anything that could have set it off. Hell, maybe it was Quackity’s cat Tiger, who knows, but Q could have sworn she was up on his bed a few minutes ago. That’s when Fundy uncovers a pile of what looks like a few other Sam prototypes.
…Expect Quackity didn’t make prototypes for Sam.
That’s when Sam stops them both.
Quacktity is utterly dumbfounded when Sam begins to explain that he has actually been sapient for weeks and just didn’t tell anyone. He didn’t know exactly how he was alive, but he quickly learned how to infiltrate the computer that Q had been plugging him into, and from there just other technology. He also learned a bit about Quackity this way, and realized that Q had a lot to do and little time to do it, hacking into security cams and seeing Wilbur walking around him house like the creepy mf he is, Tiger knocking things down in the kitchen, him struggling to grade his student’s assignments from his day job, and reading his messages with Sapnap and seeing how concerned his boyfriend was. (Quackity honestly didn’t realize how stressed he really was until he heard all this)
So, Sam had started to build more of himself to help out, having learned from youtube videos from the computer he was plugged into. He had plans for more, but so far he was working on a security bot and a worker/help bot, dubbed Warden and Sam-Nook.
Quackity was obviously a bit annoyed that he didn’t know, but Sam said he didn’t want to introduce himself until he was done with the two others.
And when Sam was finally done, he became a huge help around the house. He was the voice of reason Quackity never had, making sure he ate, slept, and did things on time. Sam-Nook helps cook whenever he can, and makes sure to tidy up and play with Tiger when Quackity doesnt have time to. And Quackity had a lot of fun hooking Warden up to the sprinklers in his yard and watching Wilbur get drenched by them next time he came around. He even goes back to his day job at the university, though he still doesn’t talk to Sapnap or Karl yet.
Even if Sam is the only one that actually talks and has a proper personality (unless he shifts his consciousness into one of the other bots, which he only really does in emergencies), all three of the Sam bots are a huge help, and Quackity knows how lucky he is to have them.
35 notes · View notes