#because I play trombone

[swingingthehatchetnow]

Daniel (stopwatch) is a band kid change my mind

#he needs to hold his breath to use his powers #how better to practice than playing an instrument #like the tuba for example #except he doesn’t play tuba he plays trombone #because I play trombone #and I’m projecting on him so hard #starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid black friday #hatchetfield #nightmare time

[spicy-apple-pie]

Being an adult to me means to impulse buying a clarinet because I regret not playing it in middle school and now I’m going to teach myself Undertale songs on it.

#shut up spicy #I played the trombone because it was the easiest to copy off my neighbours #because sans played it too #I really like Undertale

[legalisecatboyss]

so unless i’m mistaken they apparently edited this video themselves, which raises the question: when they did the “cut that out” “no keep it in” exchange, which one of them edited it and kept it in? was it phil editing and being a little shit, or was it dan editing and giving phil what he wanted as he always does?

#because they didn’t say in the description who edited it so i think they did unless i missed something #and also why did they edit this one themselves? #dan and phil #danandphilgames #gamingmas 2023 #dan and phil play: trombone champ #mine

[toddtakefive]

regular/modern high-school anderperry except instead of the cheerleader/jock trope it’s office aide/band kid

#todd is the office aide and neil is the band kid if it weren’t obvious #he plays trombone #because i think it’d be funny #dps #dead poets society #neil perry #todd anderson #anderperry

[teethchomp]

OK HEAR ME OUT ..... JAZZ AU

Matilda- vocals, Tori- trumpet, Ell- piano, Tamara- saxophone, Edd- drums, Tom- upright bass/bass guitar, Matt- trombone, Tord- vocals/guitar

#JUMPING AROUND I LOVE JAZZ SO MUCH #they fight over edd because hes the only drummer they can rely on #gonna draw the guys too but ladies first #thinking about their musical background.... edd was definitely a drum major but realized he could do more than just playing to sheet music #tom tam and matilda have always loved jazz #MATILDA HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE #Ell was classically trained but eventually hated playing the same songs over and over #tord and tom play metal and other stuff on the side but have a soft spot for jazz #Matt and edd met in band in highschool and decided to keep playing together #Matt LOVES his trombone <333 #my art #teethart #eddsworld jazz au #eddsworld #ew tom #ew edd #ew tord #ew matt #I FORGOT #MATT OMG MATT HE WAS FIRST INTRODUCED TO THE GENRE BY HIS GRANDMA #HIS GRANDMA GOES TO ALL HIS PERFORMANCES #ew ell #ew tamara #ew tori #ew matilda

[cuntylestat]

saw hadestown in london. did y'all know live theater is unlike anything else

#i love movies but there's something so special about having real people in front of you #also i love sometimes just watching things in the background #also i think i have a thing for trombones because whenever he started playing my mind went a lil crazy

[purecommemasolitude]

You guys ever buy a kazoo because of joker out. The things one does when their merch store is sold out

#tbf partially it was because I miss playing a wind instrument after I quit trombone #but also I certainly wouldn’t have even looked at it twice if not for Jo #og #joker out

[blueflyingturtleontheway]

You just know that if they didn't have an army band yet they're absolutely gonna have one now

#my post #live commentary #gabe canonically plays the trumpet and higgins the drums #rico plays the trombone because i said so

[licethelouse]

there are two types of fictional skeleton characters: those that would join a jazz band and those that would join a rock band, and the rare few that can and would do both.

#skeletons #this occured to me because i thought of two skeleton charcaters who are musicians #one piece brook #manny calavera #skeletor #sans would play triangle lol #papyrus would try the trombone #lol #silly posting #meme #characters

[thecranekick]

just saw a guy in pit at DCI that looked exactly like tkk johnny lawrence. the dude two guys down from him on marimbas looked just like jimmy. miyagiverse high school marching band au when

#this is very niche #the cobras are the drumline ofc and they have a crazy ass director #johnny is drum captain #daniel the trumpet player moves to town and instantly makes brass captain #ali’s there she plays the flute and her and daniel are besties #freddy plays trombone because i said so #it writes itself #cobra kai

[antlereed]

just had a fucking massive idea. will elaborate as soon as i can comprehend language

#was struggling to give laudna instruments to play #because ive only played brass and i dont think she would really play much brass #maybe french horn or trumpet. possibly trombone if i really thought hard abt it #but i was just Slammed with an idea and need the good words to describe it

[justanotherfanartist]

idr who it was but somebody I reblogged a post on a while back in which I dumped a bunch of random personal stuff in the tags if you see this this is for you 🙏🙏 also I’m lying I’m just a yapper

#I love turning tumblr into my personal diary knowing this will probably just get buried in the annels of my blog #I’m sure that’s not how you spell that but wtv #anyways grrrr I love men I love figuring out my type #I’ve dated three guys who all coincidentally happen to be relatively tall skinny athletic types #not an intended pattern btw it just happened like that #but now I am experiencing the true joy of variety #gahhhh I love body fat I love guys with body fat I am sick in the head for men who are squishy and have tummies and ass #it’s not my fault that kinda guy just happens to be the center snare in drumline it’s the curse of band kid I guess #holy shit I need to stop dating people in my band actually Jesus Christ it’s two already. see but like or I could collect the set #and go for all different instruments or categories #I’ve got brass (trombone) and woodwind (tenor sax) down #so like percussion?? mayhaps #our drumline is exclusively made up of three types of people for some reason #a) every girl is legit cool a bit masc and definitely gay (I know two personally and a third that fits the bill) and very skilled #b) very much oddball types who nobody in the band gets along with because they actively make people uncomfortable (hard to describe) #c) most grey-sweatpants straight guy you’ve ever seen who just happens to be reserved n semiattractive. looking at two of them in particula #(section leader and center snare specifically) third category hits hard #not my fault the center snare is stupid pretty and reserved and kinda squishy <- on the floor drooling #and like. a good snare #idk what happened to me but as soon as I became a musician people being able to play well became VERY attractive to me #curse of band kid once again #I’m genetically predisposed to it it’s fine <- raised by two divorced music majors #in particular an alto sax and the center snare are two guys that stick as me having a moment of like oh wow they’re *good*. haha that’s hot #alto sax is a killer jazz player and I’m psyched I get to trio with him and one of the drumline girls (my favorite tgirl fr) #although they’re both way better than I am so I’m really the weak link here #which is a hard asf sell given that they want me on bass <- I am a decent-to-mid rhythm guitarist at best #but wtv. everything I do I do for jazz #the most personal information I will likely ever admit to (I am lying I will vaguely yap about myself all day long)

[qlasscannon]

why were we talking about horses earlier?

iggy's afraid of them.

#ooc / delete. #// i'm so SORRY. if you're trying to talk to me or want my ranger. #// my time has been torn between playing bg3 and also now (today) babysitting my two very small cousins #// again. because their mom is in the hospital. [sad trombone sound] (womp womp. i don't like her.) idk how long they're gonna be here.

[c-130jsuperhercules]

get me out this house man

#my sister is practicing her stupid fucking trombone #and apparently she can't do that without fucking losing her complete fucking shit and throwing a tantrum #bc she can't play notes or whatever #like. she is fucking screaming sobbing swearing at the dogs swearing at herself because she can't quite hit a note first or second try #and she does this all the fucking time!!!! she does this just about every week night and i can't take her throwing a bitch fit every night!! #and i refuse to feel bad for her in any way bc she is doing all this shit to herself ive seen her have a breakdown because she #VOLUNTARILY CHOSE to be in different bands and orchestras and chamber groups and then loses her shit bc she can't #be good at all the music she has to practice at once. and then every time after she finishes crying she chooses to keep doing this #and then i suffer for it!!! i have to share a house with them!!!! #every other night the upstairs living room is just off limits bc they'll scream at you #like. god. shut the fuck up!!!!!! please!!!!! shut the fucking fucking fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!

[lucyvsky]

thinking

#ok so like. ignore this i just need to type things out #it’s weird because i don’t ever know what to call my hyperacusis right. like i don’t know what to do about it i just call it a sound thing #and move on but it’s like. i don’t know if it’s a disability or not because yeah it’s like. well it makes my life miserable and impacts like #everything about how i interact with the world. etc. but since i can manage it better now it doesn’t worry me as much and i don’t think that #i struggle with it as much as i used to so it just doesn’t count for me. but it’s also like. i don’t know. my audiologist thinks it’s caused #by me playing trombone but i’m willing to bet it’s all the concerts too but in any situation it’s my own fault and i don’t know how bad i’m #allowed to feel about something that i did to myself. like just the consequences of my actions. etc. on another note though it’s hard too #because i can’t find like. anything concrete about hyperacusis really like it sort of exists but also not really but demonstrably it exists #because i can feel it but there’s no research. and so i don’t know how to figure out my relationship with my sound thing. at all. because on #some levels it’s just like nooooooooo :(( too loud noise but then you go on the wikipedia page it’s like. people have killed themselves #because they had this and it’s just like. ok so that’s a possibility here. great. and i need to survive this?? #i don’t know man. blame the random onset of tinnitus five minutes ago for this #it’s just hard because i don’t know how seriously i should tell other people to treat it like my friends from high school were there with me #when it was the worst it has ever been and so like. they know how bad it could get but i just get really dismissive of it now when people #ask me about it because it’s like. well it hasn’t been that bad in a while but it could be at any time. and so having to define how much it #bothers me to other people is hard because on some days i’m so normal and then on other days i’m near tears over something #i just miss my friends

[sn0wgr4ve]

* bros doodle before i sleep

* reference photo under the cut

* omori beloved

#🌌 #okay to rb #undertale #sans #papyrus #* sans’s probably talking about how fun it is to play with pap #* i like to think sans knows like a ton of instruments #* trombone and violin being the favorites #* maybe piano too #* maybe papyrus started to play because sans loved it