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caramelapplesauce · 1 year
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lily woke up to hundreds of flowers surrounding her bed. they were white daisies, her favourite. she looked around to see if any note came with it but was distracted when a loud sneeze rang through the room.
“urgh. what the fuck lily? why are there so many flowers around your-“ marlene was interrupted from her rant with another loud sneeze.
“bless you” said mary and lily in unison.
marlene glared at lily and was gesturing to the garden that threw up on her bed.
“what in the bloody fuck is all this?”
“my guess is they’re flowers. white daisies to be specific.” responded Lily
if it was possible, marlene glared harder at that
“fine fine. i don’t know. i just woke up with them. can’t find a note.” said lily while continuing her search of some clue as to who the flowers are from. while she looked marlene continued sneezing so lily decided to conjure up a bin and put all the flowers in there and closed the lid.
“better?” she asked turning to marlene
“much.” marlene replied sarcastically, walking into the en suite bathroom.
lily started to get ready for the day, giving up on finding out who the flowers could be from. it was valentine’s day and it wouldn’t be a surprise if potter did something over the top and insane just to ask her out again.
she got ready for the day and went down to the great hall to get breakfast. everything was painted in white, red, and pink hearts and paper cupids everywhere. it was amazing.
lily didn’t seem like the type to like valentine’s day. she was badass and stubborn and constantly told people they were wrong when they disagreed with an opinion of hers but she loved love. she loved the letters that dorcas wrote marlene. she loved the chocolate frogs sirius gave remus and the fact that remus would always give sirius the legs because he knew that sirius believed they were good luck. she loved all of it. and no one, except potter and his dramatics, has ever gotten her a nice thoughtful gift until now. she didn’t even know who it was and this made her even more upset. she liked knowing things, especially when they made her so unbelievably happy.
lily kept looking around at all the people she knew in her classes to try and figure out who sent her the daisies. she analyzed every look that was sent her way, every conversation she had, and every touch on her skin. she analyzed all day and still couldn’t figure out who sent her the flowers. she didn’t pay attention in any of her classes today and took no notes, which she’ll end up paying for when OWLS come around.
“are you doing alright?” remus asked as he came up to her and sat in the chair opposite her. they were in the far corner of the library and she had a book in front of her, lucky if she made out a single word with all her thinking.
“yes just peachy. why do you ask?” she responded in a voice that made it clear everything was not just peachy.
remus gave her a look that was somewhere between exasperated and concerned
“because you have been glaring at the book like it has wronged you for ten minutes.”
“why have you been watching me for ten minutes?” questioned lily
“because you have been spaced out all day, didn’t take any notes, didn’t answer a single question, and i had to see if i have been watching correctly.” explained remus “so, what is wrong with you?”
“nothing is wrong with me! i am just a bit out of it” said lily quite petulantly.
remus raised an eyebrow
lily huffed a sigh and went on to explain her dilemma.
“so you see, it has been a perfectly good reason as to why i haven’t been paying attention.” she finished with a big sigh and sulked further into her chair
“hm it’s not james.” remus said with a hand under his chin in a thinking-like motion. “he told us all about how he gave a stack of poems to regulus and how regulus wrote poems for him too. he would have told us if he did something else”
lily opened her mouth in shock.
“he wrote poems? that is very unlike him”
“yeah regulus just brings it out of him. also they weren’t very good”
“okay yea that seems more like it” lily nodded her head. well that rules out the only person who it could be that she can think of.
“maybe it’s pandora.” suggested remus after a moment of silence
“what?” lily turned to him with a shocked expression on his face. “why in the world would it be pandora?”
“because she’s been staring at you this entire time.” he said with a shrug and gestured over her shoulder. she turned around to take a peek and there was pandora who was staring right at lily. when she saw lily noticed her, she didn’t look away in embarrassment like lily thought, but instead gave her a small smile and a wave. lily waved back as she felt her face go hot. she turned back to remus and hid her face in her hands.
“what should i do?” she mumbled into her hands, more to herself.
“probably go talk to her.” she heard remus say.
she looked up just to glare at him.
“and what do i say?” she said sarcastically and maybe a little desperately.
“probably that you like her and that you would like her to kiss you and make you little flower crowns out of all the white daises she gave you, even though marlene would kick you out of the room.” he replied
“you make it sound so easy.”
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mildlyanxiousverge · 1 year
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The Slytherin trio(Barty, Evan, Reg) after running away from their rich families and living together at an apartment Reg got under his name not used to not having moneys so they made a plan and use their expertises to hustle in Hogwarts:
Reg being a god at potions and herbology, money maker, with a businessman's mind, with good manipulation tactics to make his products the 'it' factor😌 selling anti-sleeping potions (ravenclaws are his no.1 costumer with this), anti-nighmare(Slytherins, this is also why no one at the greenhouse messes with them), prank goos and other pranksy stuff(surprisedly this is a hit at the Huplepuffs), and anti-talking(the Gryffindors adored him for this one, I wonder why?👀) and other good stuff and convinces you to buy and agree to shit like he's Ursula and Dr. Facilier at the same time.
Barty selling his notes (he's got 12 owls, this bitch is smart), making his assignment duplicates and altering them with and altering spell he somehow knows, tutoring shit, making his mind open with answers at the exam and letting people enter, matchmaking king, he's Hogwarts cupid, he also does extra background checks for your crushes to see if they have red flags😌
Evan master at conviction and charm, he is rented for breakups because he can somehow make bad things sound like a dream, master at reasoning people need him when they want to win a fight, the messenger god, here to bring message from people are too cowardly to tell someone, sometimes people go to him to help the confess and barty is bitter because 'that's supposed to be his costumers Ev'.
They also have other deals, and can deal with your shit, so if you have a problem go to the trio for help, need to humiliate ur ex cuz he cheated? they've got you!!! Need your parents to never know the shit you do at school??? they'll cover!!!Need to kill someone but torture them brutally first???well...*looks to cannon* sorry not today
They also sell tea about people, they know shit, they know her ex's boyfriend's secret mistress, AND BLACKMAIL!!! Don't forget that they'll sell it at a high price!!! but if you need it, you know where to go!!! They can also get you out of trouble, no one knows how they'll do it but whatever they do works!!! They can prank someone you hate at a reasonable price (and they don't get caught unlike some people 🙄)
Regulus also got their business legalized(idk how he did it he's just that awesome) and have documents and does all thing legally (loopholes baby) with processes of contracts before agreeing with a client so something can't go wrong (and the teacher can't do about it) HAHSHSHAH
Pandora and Dorcas fully support them They're the managers and handles a lot of shit we don't talk about😌😏
Imagine Sirius' reaction when he finds out not only his brother run away but he also runs a sketchy yet legal(?) business with his friends and they're thriving JAjsjajajaHAJAHAHAH Remus at the background impressed about the whole thing and James drooling at Regulus' business suit atire AHAHSHAHAGHAAH Peter is a honorary member for being an investor with secrets, blackmails, and gossip that he adds
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nobleflowers · 1 year
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My marauders era headcanons part 8
Slytherin squad (Reg, Dorcas, Pandora, Barty, Evan and Emmeline) edition
They're all in the same year
Barty, Evan, Regulus and Dorcas were friends before Hogwarts since they're all purebloods and are also associated with the sacred 28
They met Emmeline and Pandora at Hogwarts and became friends instantly
They LOVE to cuddle and it's always so messy trying to fit six people in one bed
They're all Slytherins obviously
Emmeline, Regulus and Dorcas all play quidditch and Emma Vanity is their team captain (she's 3-4 years older than them)
Emmeline has a pet lizard and it loves everyone but Barty (Barty will claim otherwise if asked)
They watch horror movies and only Regulus and Dorcas are not scared
They love to gossip in slug club
Hottest friend group fr
When Regulus came out as trans in 2nd year they all helped him pick out a new name
Pandora and Emmeline are the parents of the group because the other four didn't really have a clue what good parents look like
Emmeline struggled a lot with her identity and had a lot of internalized aphobia before the others helped her figure out that she's aroace and accept it
Pandora and Regulus are both autistic and bonded over that a lot
When Evan and Barty happened in sixth year Emmeline, Pandora and Regulus all handed Dorcas galleons because Dorcas knew all along
Eventually Dorcas, Evan and Barty moved away from their abusive households and got a flat together
Regulus also moved out a bit later and went to live with the potters
They have a lot of inside jokes too
Marlene and James are honorary members of the group
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This was more of a time line thing so I may do more about just them as friends
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summersareknives · 1 year
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hiya ess!👋
ur completely correct. fics based on taylor songs are superior theres just a certain... je ne sais quoi about them. chefs kiss.
and yes! cameron from 10 things i hate ab you! get urself a man who learns french for you and settle for nothing less.
fic rec! take a shot of holy water by pinkpalaceapartments (wolfstar dorlene & jily fleabag au)
tay time! sparks fly, style, & all you had to do was stay🌟
chatting time<3
i know. people thinking the trojan horse was real still baffles me especially since theyre in an UPPER LEVEL classics course. like how do you go through uni reading and learning about the trojan war and the fact that its a FICTIONAL POEM and not a historical account & still think its real. i mean i get it. i wish it was real too.
little women 2019 my beloved <3 forever obsessed with timmy as laurie and flo as amy.
and GOD i know americans can be just. so irritating. you can always tell when tourists are american because theyre SO LOUD! and the stonehenge comment? HUH? they baffle me sometimes.
and omg another cat named pixie! i guess all cats named pixie are just. heinous bitches. buts its okay because theyre cute<3
and ty for the percy/pansy fic rec ill add to my tbr <3 excited to read about them.
u know maybe killing remus is for the best. especially if youre marrying sirius i think that itself would do him in anyways.
the incest chronicles are def super long & honestly, the first main installment of the series is kinda bland in comparison to the prequels and sequels which makes it feel inaccessible bc you have to struggle through the first 6 big ass books but i promise its worth it. ive begged my friends to read it but they all refuse bc its just SO long and you know what. fair!
and yes i recommend reading the book first. i watch the movie only so i can stare at ben barnes and go "hey it's sirius" every 2 mins.
drunk procrastinators!! my bff: dont you have a paper due tomorrow? me, half a bottle of wine down & definitely has a paper due tomorrow: no
omg the scene for the quaffle & the snitch??? best believe i Will be reading.
apple turnovers for breakfast sounds so good. now im craving one.
and 4 tubs of butter?? hey i mean the drunk heart wants what it wants.
PLUTO<3 when was younger & learned that pluto was classified as a dwarf planet and not a planet i actually cried. she doesnt deserve that💔
im glad you at least got pizza out that situation. pizza can help ease the pain of any mortifying embarrassment.
and dancing in the kitchen with wine & jazz? so real. thats like, peak humanity.
yes poutine is SO good. i wont take any slander from americans who eat jello salad (to be fair i think they sell that in canada too</3... i really dont think its popular here thank god)
barty as a ravenclaw is so important to me especially when pandora is a ravenclaw too. my fav lil chaos gremlins who are also honorary slytherins❤️
omg a pink car slay. my bff had a baby blue beetle for a while and it was PERFECt well until it literally broke cause it was so old BUT being a passenger princess / dj / gps in a cute car is always the dream.
& ill watch the apprentice! hyde guy and kim kardashian lady are enough for me so i will .
platonic soulmates <3 liv (my best friend) once said she'd drop everything to take me to a mental institution if she had to (SHE DIDNT HAVE TO I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH IT!!! she did mildly threaten me though. with love ofc<3) id die for her but id also live for her.
YES GEOGUESSR! its so addicting and just really fun and educational ig. like. now i know what the rest of the world looks like! yay! & if ur shoelaces were knotted id gladly untie them for u❤️
v sorry to hear about victoria, she doesnt deserve u !!
and the guy who came out as gay? still kinda funny like. he liked me on & off for 5 YEARS only to realize he didnt actually like girls. like was i a part of that realization?? i have so many questions.
apollo & artemis!! i love them so very much. my fav siblings❤️
fancasts! andrew & ben are great, also dont like dane as peter. YOUR JAMES? i love him. very good fancast. atj & reiky are great too but i also love thomas weatherall as malakai from heartbreak high (he oozes james energy and has like. idk how to describe it but a very "james potter" smile - example here)
and omg we have the same evan and barty fancasts. hugh as evan will forever be perfect to me. hes just So Evan. maxence as barty is also just perfect i love him. elle fanning as pandora & lewis as peter>>> also annalise basso as lily. she showed up in an episode of new girl i was watching and i was like "LILY??" i also love beabadoobee as marlene. but TIMMY AS REG. hes PERFECT. no one will ever be more regulus than timmy. love that he is the one fancast everyone can agree on. also movie reg?? WHO IS THAT MAN?? I DONT KNOW HIM!!
and omg a gryffindor!! lucky. i always wanted to be a gryffindor when i was a kid but im a slytherin</3 not complaining tho. i love my fellow snakes.
orpheus and eurydice kill me ON GOD. getting the chance to save the one you love but that very love being your downfall💔💔
a soldier! i think soldier is the rarest one so thats very cool. or maybe its poet idk. i wanted to be a poet so bad but i got king. (aka eldest daughter syndrome) heavy is the head that wears the crown ig.
phone, purse, bingo tickets, notebook & headphones = essentials for sure. i wont be caught DEAD without my headphones (and phone cause i need that for music ofc) because i have to have music in my ears 24/7 or ill die.
an athena kid! theyre the coolest and i always wanted to be an athena kid. whenever i take the quiz i get either hades or athena so thats cool ig. raising the dead could be kinda fun! i already kinda dress like nico di angelo so that works for me im just missing my embodiment-of-sunshine child-of-apollo partner </3
your top 5 albums>>. tay NEVER MISSES!!
and yes soulmates! i read too much to not believe in them fr.
answering qs!
top 5 albums: (in no particular order except no.1)
the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars by bowie FOREVER my number 1. i love that album more than anything in this world.
hs1 by harry styles
am by arctic monkeys
chip chrome and the mono tones by the neighbourhood
electric warrior by t.rex
(honourable mentions because im indecisive and would put these in top 5 if i could: folklore by tay, hozier by hozier, disintegration by the cure, led zeppelin iv by led zeppelin, & the dark side of the moon by pink floyd. (theres my top 10 then ig!!))
2. slytherin! like i said above i wanted to be a gryffindor so bad so i figured out which questions gave u which results and only answered the gryffindor ones (denial is a river in egypt girl....) but i decided i couldnt lie anymore and embraced my slytherin-ness.
3. erudite! ofc i always wanted to be dauntless cause theyre cool and tatted out and wear black but ig i value knowledge and shit more </3
4. this is def morbid but in ancient rome, where slavery was very much present, slaves had to wear collars (like. dog collars. so fucked up) and if a slave ran away, you could hire fugitivarii which were slave hunters. like basically bounty hunters. slaves were a huge part of roman economy and very important so obviously people didnt want them to leave but man its fucked up. anyway!
5. king! like i said before i wanted poet so bad but got king which broke my heart but yeah. i saw someone on tiktok say that kings are poets who are bound to duty . still trying to figure out what my duty is cause its definitely not reading fanfic and sitting on tumblr for several hours.
6. silver! i love gold jewelry sm but im super fucking pale and it looks bad on me so i prefer silver . i do wear gold sometimes but silver goes with any outfit so.
7. this is such a hard question cause i love them both but i think tay. shes just got so much variety for any mood so she wins. lana does too but her vibes are just different so.
8. CRUEL SUMMER VS DONT BLAME ME??? another brutal question ess youre killing me. theyre totally tied in my heart but for the sake of picking i think...im gonna have to go with dont blame me. i think the vibe of love making you crazy just fits me more. cause like yeah ill go crazy. but cruel summer my beloved you will ALWAY BE FAMOUS!!
9. my tears ricochet vs the great war.. AHHHHHH. i think my tears ricochet. i associate the great war with crimson rivers too much that i cant listen to it without losing it.
10. i love candles sm this is so hard. in the winter i love christmas tree/pine scents theyre so nice. but in the summer i have a lilac scented one that i burn and its lovely. but i also have one named after Rome that smells like fresh cut flowers thats so nice too. (rome did Not smell like fresh cut flowers when i visited, quite the opposite actually but i can pretend<3)
11. SLOW WALKERS! im a really fast walker and if people are in my way i get so frustrated. girl move i have places to be!!!!
12. kind of anything makes me laugh. dry humour and sarcasm especially but will laugh at anything especially if its dumb as hell
13. i do! its isabella which is very bland but what can you do.
14. i dont think ive ever heard anyone say hoser over here, maybe its an old person thing. but they do say eh! moreso in eastern canada. i have family over there and a lot of them say it. you dont hear it a lot on the west coast.
qs for u!
fav random marauders headcanons?
fav season?
fav subjects in school?
if u could visit one fictional world which would it be?
do u collect anything?
cardigan vs mirrorball
divergent faction?
if u were a mythological creature what would u be? (like vampire, werewolf, etc)
if u could live in any time period, which one would u pick?
whats your ideal first date?
do u play any sports?
board games vs video games? (or neither lol)
if u like art, whats your fav painting/work of art? or artist?
thats all for now! ill try not to die in the war. might be hard cause my eyesight is horrible and wearing glasses in a war seems impractical & i dont think they had contact lenses back during the wartimes. natural selection i suppose.
-bee
bee bee bee <3333
YES. Chef’s kiss honestly. I’m going to do one of those one day. Just you wait.
Man who learns French for you >>> (imagining james taking his duolingo lessons for Regulus)
A FLEABAG AU ??? WITH WOLFSTAR DORLENE & JILY ???? on god this is perfect already i love u for hitting all the right buttons on this rec.
tay tay -
spark fly - JEGULUS - ‘move like a full on rainstorm’ = regulus . Regulus is a rainstorm , wholly and fully. ‘kiss me on the sidewalk , take away the pain’ = reg’s thoughts , when he’s always in pain and only james can heal him 💔💔💔. ‘something to haunt me when you’re not around’ the sheer memory of regulus would haunt james , just like cathy haunts heathcliff.
style- JILY- this could go for literally so many ships. like wolfstar , jily , anything. I chose jily , simply because i feel that just like the hook , james and lily never go out of style. and also lily would ask him about reg , and he would tell her the whole truth & nothing but the truth. in a muggle au i totally see them as on and off and on and off until they’re finally on again and this time it sticks forever.
all you had to do was stay - JEGULUS - now, it’s probably pretty obvious. but this song to me is reg singing away after james breaks up with him.and him wishing the fact that he loved james would be enough. and feeling like ‘he had me in the palm of his hand’ and being all ‘mf crushed me by making a fist god damn.’
CHATTING <33333
the dumbness of people surprises me sometimes. IT’S A FUCKING POEM DUDE. (i wish it was real too. if it was i think I’d genuinely be like ‘how were they so dumb’ for ages )
TIMMY AND FLO 5EVER
it’s the noise , the accent and the camera for me. it’s genuinely so fucking annoying, why are you destroying such a beautiful place with your fucking flashes and noises ????
pixie is indeed a heinous bitch , and we hate each other but I lover her , really. she a real one for telling it like it is.
(it's actually surprisingly good ! it's one of my new favourite rare pairs along with Blaise/Luna (which I've only read in Isolation & Temptation on the Warfront , but loved anyways !!! ) ( recommend both of those fics btw !!!! I love them vv much !!!)
yes , unfortunately , to marry mr Sirius Black , I shall have to kill remus lupin , because he might die of heartbreak anyways.
u know what , once my mocks are over , I might take a crack at the incest series. they seem interesting , and as long as there's no incest , I'm happy to try it out !
book before the movie 5EVER. (also yes , to me at least , there's something very SIRIUS about ben barnes in dorian grey. that just IS Sirius , yk?)
drunk procrastinators for the win !!!! me , because I handed in my paper 8 minutes before the deadline , but at least I handed it in !!!!
YESSSS I AM VERY EXCITED TO WRITE THAT STORY !!!! I will be on it as soon as doa stops kicking my arse.
apple turnovers are bae - cheap and tasty , all in one <333
No but it was LURPAK. that's the kinda butter the queen (rip bae , I meant the king) would use. and also seven sticks of Toblerone , but that's worth it . Toblerone is also bae . all chocolate is bae.
PLUTO IS FAMILY. NO FAMILY IS LEFT BEHIND . I LOVE PLUTO. I PROTECT HER.
time heals all wounds ?? pswah , nah. PIZZA heals all wounds !!!
it is very much peak humanity. especially because he's taller than me , but I did keep stepping on his toes. don't think he minded too much , but honestly it was such a peaceful evening. like that was THE moment , yk ???
that's it , I shall be finding a food truck and trying poutine. (not jello salad , though. that's a crime against humanity , and whoever made that should be arrested for their crimes)
(Barty and pandora as Ravenclaws slay , but them as Slytherins also SLAY. just slaying all around.)
PINK AND BLUE CARS FOR THE WIN !!!!! lu has a black car , but it has seat warmers , so that kinda makes up for it. and passenger princesses for the win !!!! lu is the driver , and will always be the driver. I shall never learn how to drive , as long as I have him. but sometimes as a joke , I'll leave penny coins as a 'tip'. I think I'm really funny for that.
yes u must. Hyde guy is rlly hiding . like , you'll see what I mean when you see him. when you watch it , do come and tell me how you liked it !!!
platonic soulmates have my HEART. like lu has walked through aa fuckinbg rainfall to bring me a fucking turnover. and he was going to go home too??? like bro , no ???? but he wouldn't come inside , because he was wet and he didn't want to wet the floor too , so I came out and walked back to his house with him. things like that keep my faith in humanity (if he was gone , I think I'd be gone too. he is THE reason.) making me emotional and shit now. (and god damn , 'I'd die for her but also live for her' that's so cute ?? and also I so get that !!!! LIV AND LU FOR THE WIN !!! it's the L names I swear , some spice in them.
I'm actually replying to you after my first game of geoguessr , which I totally flunked , btw. I guessed Wales and the answer was fucking Spain. idk how that happens , but alright. (bro ?? making me blush and shit that's so sweet . I'd buy u an apple turnover :))) )
yes Victoria does not deserve me. I need some nice dude/dudette to do right by me.
nah imagine being someone's reverse realisation ?? like 'I kissed u and then I was gay' like bro u got some sort of power ??/ (and also I agree. very suspicious. I too have questions)
I love Apollo and Artemis too !! (them in rick riordan's books >>>)
Andrew and ben have my heart and soul I just love them a lot. ( dane isn't right , obviously , and lewis is my Peter. he just matches , yk ??) IK I LOVE MY JAMES TOO , HE'S SO PRETTY AND HE'S SO JAMES HONESTLY . (dw I don't comment that , I would never disturb him with that) atj is good for edits , as is reiky sometimes !! (sometimes people use him as desi James though , which - he's not. so I do wish they'd stop , or just say 'Somali James' !) and the smile ??/ on god , that's so jamessss. ( which brings me back to ben barnes. it's something about the way he smiles. very sirius.)
Hugh is honestly winning I love him. maxence too , but Hugh is just EVAN. (to me , at least.) and I so agree , Elle & Lewis >> . love them. TIMMY TIM AS REGGIE REG. LOVE HIM A LOT. MY FAVOURITE. (also movie reg ?? I think not.)
YES GRYFFINDOR. IT'S BECAUSE OF MY BRAVERY AND I LOVE LIONS. jk , but I love the marauders and the trio , so I'm glad to be a Gryffindor. and as u should , your fellow snakes are amazing ( most of them)
ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE !!! ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE !! LOVE BEING YOUR DOWFALL!! YOUR TRAGIC FLAW !! if u must die , let love be the reason why.
at least soldier is rare. I would've rather been the king , because I want to rule shit , not die on the battlefield. (I think every king on my fyp wanted to be a poet. literally every one. so u are one with the masses.)
MUSIC IN MY HEAD 24/7 OR I'LL DIE . so real of u , I'm listening to work song rn, and humming along with it.
Athena kids are awesome , wise n shit. as are hades kids , u guys could raise the dead. I'm going to make lu do the quiz , because he has the blonde hair n the blue eyes , so Apollo kid right there , isn't it?? let's see what he gets !!!
TAY NEVER MISSES !!! TAY IS A GODESSS !!!!!!
reviewing your q's.
ur top five albums are STELLAR. bowie on top as he should be , love him so much . HS1 altered my brain chemicals , but AMMMMMMMMM AMMMMMM . am has changed the course of my life , istg. (knee socks came up on my playlist literally right now. and lu is literally wearing his blue Lacoste top , too . this is freaky.) I've not actually heard the rest , so I gotta give them a listen. (and yes folklore and hozier >>>>> love them so so much they're so dear to me .)
SLYTHERIN SLYTHERIN. SSSSSS AND THAT. (that is also what I did , but I actually got Gryffindor , so to everyone , I am a Gryffindor. and I am one.)
ERUDITE YESSSSS. miss bee smartypants. man that's some barbaric shit , honestly.
kings that sit on Tumblr for several hours and read fic are the only ones that should exist. u are a king.
I LOVER SILVER JEWELLERY TOO. I'm wearing both atm , so it might not make sense , but I have gold and silver (prefer gold because expensive and I like expensive things. jk , if someone I love gave me silver , or even PAPER jewellery , I'd keep it forever. still have Lu's pasta necklace from when we were in year 2.)
tay does win. for me too. she just has that range , you know ??? (Lana is still mothering tho. love her.)
I am killing u . u r dead. CRUEL SUMMER FITS ME MORE !!!! I'LL TAKE CS , U TAKE DBM , AND IT'S ALL FAIR!!!
the Great War with cr ??? now I'm scared to read it ?? (my tears ricochet is my favourite song ever. like ever ever , so I agree with this opinion. I love the Great War too , though.)
lilac candles sound so nice oh my god ??? my favourite scent is the fresh cut roses one , I just rlly love that smell. (it smelt like piss , didn't it ?? just tell me now .)
slow walkers fuckin suck . my pet peeve is year sevens. always blocking the halls , the little bitches. (bless their souls , but goddamn , talk to your friends later , u silly.)
ahh Isabella . classic, I myself , have two middle names , and my mum picked one , and my dad picked the other, it's some flowery shit I swear. especially because they're from different countries , so yk. ah damn I was hoping u would be saying hoser. at least u say eh .
question time !!! -
hmmm. hmmm. I think it's gotta be that remus sat in that carriage on the way to Hogwarts in pot because the marauders always used to sit there , and to sit somewhere else would be blasphemy. also that for a second when he saw that harry had fainted , he thought it was James. heart broke.
winter. I'm a winter baby , and xmas is in winter , so it wins all around.
chemistry ! it slaps my arse , but I prefer it over the other two subjects.
Hogwarts !!! I want a magical wand too !!!
YES. I COLLECT FIFTY PENCE COINS , AND SOMETIMES THEY DON'T HAVE THE USUAL BACK , THEY HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I HAVE AT LEAST 30£ OF THEM. three of them are from lu , because he knows to give them to me. I will attach a picture of them to my next ask. (I have a Florence nightingale 2£ coin too)
CARDIGAN !!! sorry but stars around my scars > trapeze.
erudite !! just like u. makes sense because I strive for academic validation all the time. going to a grammar school really changed me dude, really really did.
I'm going to go for unicorn. because they're pretty and they can grant wishes n I love them. (sorry remus I love u too.)
if racism n sexism didn't exist , then probably the fifties. I love them , the vibe is really cool. the style , too. my second choice is the roman era , because again , that era seems special ! (and obvious as greek kids , we gotta say greek era. just need to experience it for myself , yk???)
MY IDEAL FIRST DATE !!! pick me up at my door in a nice suit/dress and give me flowers (my fave ones ) , drive me to the restaurant (French or Italian pls) and then the cinema. we watch the movie , then we go to the bookshop , and they say 'buy anything. anything' and then on the way home , they park their car , and we go on a walk and talk about life , for ages and ages , and then we buy stuff from the bakery (they know I like apple turnovers) and then kiss under the stars. if someone does this for me , I'll marry them
no unfortunately. I tried out for netball in year seven , got rejected , took it as a personal attack , and therefore just watch lu play his hockey and football from the stands. that's the extent of my sportsmanship.
BOARD GAMES. Friday is actually board game night for me and lu. busting out the monopoly board means we r no longer best friends for some time. we r enemies.
I do love art !! actually going to the Tate modern on Saturday with lu !! my favourite piece of art is 'cafe terrace at night' . I love it so much it's so special to me I love it. can imagine walking there , hand in hand with my date I love it. (might go there for my grad trip. maybe.
q's for u -
ur ideal first date ?
rep vs lover ?
hozier vs am?
do u play sports ? (pls tell me u play hockey )
favourite board game ?
take me to church vs work song ?
fave season ?
fave food ?
fave marauder hc ?
one ship u hate (hp) ?
your patronus ?
your favourite piece of art ?
ginny or luna ?
favourite restaurant ?
favourite beverage ?
[ beeeeee don't be too long I will miss u too much. I love u. (also glasses?? same ). be safe , king.]
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