#best home cook

[serendippertyy]

just a quick lil doodle to celebrate the new update, haven't drawn my favorite lil guy in so long!!🍎 y'all know I was excited to see it was christmas themed, I think he'd like holding hot cocoa bc it's warm like he does with soup 😋

#also my phone has been acting up so this is the best i could cook up for right now 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #welcome home #welcome home arg #wally darling #my art

[thesearethedaysofmylife]

#memes #fresh memes #dankest memes #funny content #funny tumblr #best memes #new memes #relatable memes #lol memes #tumblr memes #memesdaily #meme #cute bugs #Bugs #cooking #home chef

[fluffydice]

Yes, in my heart I know Kuboyasu would be such a good girl dad, but also I always think about how much having and loving a son would heal that part of himself that worried he would turn out like his pops

#!!! raising a beautiful baby boy who doesn’t have to fight to come home #doesn’t have to bleed to be worth something #doesn’t have to win to be the best in his dad’s eyes…holy shit #saiki k #fluffy cooks a headcanon

[ctrl-lupin]

Domestic JigLup

#lupin saw this wet pathetic gunman trying to kill him #and immediately brought him home and cooked his grandma's best french dish for him #like DUDE. you can't speedrun marriage this guy is TRAUMATISED #love them. #lupin iii #twcfm #the woman called fujiko mine #takeshi koike

[krasytoonz]

-gives king Wally a cookie- Here ya go! -gives barnaby a cookie too- You too big guy

Cookies! (Thank you Anon!)

King Wally doesn’t actually need to eat anything so the Cookie is given to Barnaby! (although he does Eat the food Barnaby cooks him sometimes.. Sometimes!)

The Castle’s maid Poppy wondered a very long time why King Wally never eats anything aside from Barnaby’s cooking! (But that’s because Barnaby can cook what the King labels as ‘Comfort Food’.)

“Cook me Mac and Cheese! Oh, perhaps just Plain rice is Nice too, my dear Jester!” Is what he would say to Barnaby!

#King Wally in this AU is autistic by the way! just like Original Wally! #and perhaps the ONLY food He likes to eat is Barnaby’s cooking! The jester just GETS him! #maybe it’s why he adores his best friend So So Much #welcome home royal au #welcome home puppet show #welcome home #krasytoonz #welcome home arg #welcome home fanart #welcome home project #fanart #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #welcome h #welcomeH #Wally is king #autistic representation #welcome home au #welcome home art #art #welcome home Wally #welcome home barnaby #barnaby is a jester

[coltonclay]

Does anyone else make it a priority to max out Linus’ friendship every playthrough? Nobody else in town likes him but he’s so nice and it breaks my heart :(

#stardew valley #I’ll be your best friend!!!! I’ll bring you home cooked meals and fresh veggies every week!!

[loiteringdiligently]

guess who’s turning a quarter of a century old today? 😳

#my best friend’s flight home was cancelled twice because of everything but im so grateful for her for even taking the time to celebrate #with me!! 😭 i usually keep my birthday lowkey and this year im having a nice home cooked dinner with my mom #my rambles

[slugandthorn]

The coolest gender thing in the 2009 Japanese video game persona 3 100% how hard they coded shinjiro as the dead mom

#.txt #i got soooo mad in the car driving home thinking about how his drug addiction is essentially the classic anime heart condition. #in that the only side effect of the suppressants is that they will kill him. like? #i realized for the longest time i had assumed the chest pain and sweating came from the drugs but thats. castor. obviously. #it doesnt affect his mood or his awareness its like a mood stabilizer pain relief pill? #its so odd that hes framed as like. being addicted to illegal street drugs. BY THE NARRATIVE. #when its more like hes on the most insane experimental medication that they wont even test on like. rats. #also im not fact checking any of this before posting. so i might be lying about things. #idk if it was all of strega that had trouble controlling their personas but like. chidori was because of the Experimentation. #and shinjis just like. mentally ill coded. in a bad way 😭 #The inability to regulate a mood/stimuli to the point where he can be unsafe to himself or others. #broad ass symptom of disorders that are not treated well. its also interesting that its not brought on by a specific event. #like the childhood fire is there. but you have akihiko right there to directly compare it to. and hes arguably more effected by it all. #and he seems to be coping well 10+ years on like some coping mechanisms are kind of weird (protein) but nothing super out of the ordinary. #so the problem is really the october 4th incident which was just a pure honest to god accident. #the fact that it gets covered up as a car accident does feel like the best like. emotional equivalent. #because it being shinji being unable to control his persona his true representation of himself and it resulting in death is sooooo bleak #and it weighs on him for 2+ years of being suicidal and unhoused until finally he goes through with his suicide by martyrdom. #i lost the plot a little bit on the gender situation with the vague allusions to fraility when story convenient #acting as dorm den mother and cooking and sewing long hair jacket sillhouette reading like a dress #was referring to that before mental illness took over. woman under the influencing this anime boy. #long way of saying i think he should have a over the shoulder ponytail when hes older. and he should have a mood disorder.

[nikkisticki]

There's probably not many people talking about Deep Rock on here, but DRG is being put into a freezer filled with meaty tendrils for 8 months (or more) so they can slamjam out a standalone roguelike version of the game.

I think a lot of people were already pretty confused by them having that secondary team making a Vampire Survivors clone, and the board game, but now we're looking at the game that few people are satisfied with the state of as the games best time is long past most dwarves. The best grinds are for Overclocks which quickly run out and leave you with nothing but grinding for cosmetics (90% of which are slightly different versions of beards). Add on that the game is being left on an event which I've regularly heard people say they'd prefer having the robots back (and everybody fucking hated the robots)

The general issue is that rockpox demands specific build types to overcome which ruin players desires as they need pinpoint damage, which then requires more attention and drags down the experience. Robots required heat, but heat was easy to obtain on many builds.

Not a good choice for several reasons, mainly that heavy combat wasn't the main draw of this game and ultimately will fracture it's own playerbase, rendering DRG drained of its more combat focused players on top of the slow entropy of players leaving due to BEING FUCKED BY ROCKPOX for 8 months.

Add on the fact that they are acting as if the ALPHA of this new game won't need continued effort applied to it, which means the main game will slow down even further, thus leading to the same problem of players leaving faster then they'll join.

This is not the way forward to keeping this brand growing, this is how you get elongated YouTuber videos talking about the good ol days. You don't want that.

#Deep Rock Galactic #Has been fumbled post its full release which has led to a stagnation that has driven away a lot of greybeards #Most of the Venerable Ancients are long since gone #Whats there to do when they want to use 90% of this games engine to make a different experience that will lose all of its best traits #This is not Rock and Stone and most of the playerbase is never coming home again #Why stop playing and invest time into a game that wont be rendered inert by Deep Rock Cooking Sim #Are you ready for Deep Rock Puzzle Battler!?; #Im so down for Deep Rock Pokemon #Oh wait those are all awful ideas when the core product was your entire platform

[zippityzap]

it’s been a hell of a day at work

#oh man for starters there’s a big project going on and there’s tons of people about #i’m having to do a billion things to catch up from being off yesterday #then a client comes in looking for a coworker who is at another site today #leading me to trying (and failing) to answer the clients questions as best as possible while trying to contact the coworker #THEN right after i cooked my lunch in the microwave i trip and fall flat on my face #by a miracle my lunch did not spill on the floor and my phone wasn’t damaged despite skidding across the floor #still got a skinned knee and bruised elbow tho #when i get home tonight i’m having a bubble bath because i need to fucking chill #zippy speaks

[uglynicc]

As Long As I've Known You (nsfw fic linked)

Kakashi/Sasuke p0rn w/ feelings ANBU canon divergence - full on ao3

Snippet below, fic to accompany the ANBU KakaSasu art I made bc I have zero self control

#kakasasu #kakashi x sasuke #hatake kakashi #uchiha sasuke #anbu kakashi #anbu sasuke #hokage Shikamaru cameo #bc I love Shikamaru so much lol #kitchen sink writings #i need to write and draw shikamaru more lol #but also kakasasu is like the best home cooked comfort food for my nerdy little soul

[icicleteeth]

Another quirk to Warmhoney Steppe fic that I’ve been writing over the course of a year on and off (that I never talk about lol) that I’m only just noticing is the overabundance of fish metaphors I’m sorry I’m like this 😶

#and like. warmhoney culinary adventures #i say writing over the course of a year like it isn't like 7k words #i am slow and it's so overindulgent in a lot of ways that only i specifically understand that i die of mania and cringe every time i write #one sentence or line of dialogue i am not kidding #me writing this fic is like watching a home cook in very amateur ways prepare 500 different ingredients like growing your own cilantro in #the backyard for one ingredient and keeping bees for the other ingredient and cultivating strawberries so that when it is strawberry season #in 7 months they will be the very best strawberries and it's like this chef is putting WAY too much effort into preparation and for what. to #throw all that shit together in a stew and it's like. do these ingredients really go together. what is the chef DOING #nobody understands what the chef has made and do not know at all if it is even good but the chef seems happy... #yeah that's me with this fic

[bishonenspit]

absolutely useless man

#パタtag #im hungry but where is wife? wife is not home to cook for me? so hungry where did wife go? wife hates me he wants me to starve and die #absolutely 0 survival skills dude go eat shredded cheese out of the bag or something #it's bancoran's turn on the being so overdramatic it borders on delusional #maraich earlier this chapter: you stepped on my head on PURPOSE to try and KILL ME because im MAD AT YOU for CHEATING #bancoran now: you're not home to cook for me because you're trying to STARVE ME so im too weak to CHEAT ON YOU because you're MAD i CHEATED #like what is wrong with both of you #btw this is one of my best pieces of evidence towards my mommy issues bancoran theory

[skincareroutine]

ever since that anitamaxxwynn drake clip i realised i only listen to that drake alter ego. omg like i only listen to his fruity songs huh

#best i ever had one dance jimmy cooks anything w 21 savage rlly #hold on we're going home. #just basic taste rlly

[scribblinaway]

wow ok i am now squarely in the target demographic for Chatelaine Magazine but their content is so great i'm not even mad about it, is this what it feels like to know middle age is fast encroaching?

#a very specific experience for a canadian in her thirties perhaps #chatelaine is mostly a magazine about cooking and homes and stuff #but it has always had a minorly subversive edge #in the 50s they were publishing articles like 'women: stop faking orgasms! it is bad for you and your husband!' #which is not a take you expect from a 1950s women's magazine #here in the 2020s they are one of the few mainstream media sources i've seen that has published anti-0zemp!c pieces #so you know #like i said #i am not mad #their reviews about like the best frozen pizza or the best jarred marinara sauce are RIGHT #their recipes are GOOD #their advice about whether you should install a heat pump is HELPFUL #and their opinions on women's issues are generally REASONABLE #but i do also feel slightly old

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#i was looking through old photos today. they where from wjen i was like 1 and it made me so sad #bc my mum would have been like only a year or 2 older then i am now and she looked so young #and now she has an abdomen full of tumors and blistered hands and feet. theyre prob gonna hsve to remove her bladder #but shes still very pragmatic abt it. but she grew up in a house where no one really cared about her feelings so she made them small #and now her mother calls and doesn't ask how her grandkids are doing and doesn't ask how her daughter is doing. im cursed with terrible #grandparents on both sides but i resent my mothers mother worse. though my dad said i probably wouldnt have survived his upbringing #and hes right. my nana has like zero empathy and cant cook for shit. idk how my parents r so normal but the fact i had a good upbringing is #probably the only reason im still here. and thats the other thing that made me sad abt the old pics. just looking at this little baby with a #fucked up head and thinking: in 25 years that kid is gonna b so broken down their not gonns kno what to do or how to fix it. idk whats wrong #with me. ive always been some stage of miserable but i used to b able to get things done. and now i cant seem to force functionality #and it sucks. bc im home now and i still feel like im cringing around this open wound in my chest. but whatever #as of today ive started taking ab1lify. hopefully it helps in the long term but in the short term it triggers my 0cd. which is not fun #its so frustrating. whatever. i also found out my eyes used to not work together. not enough to have a lazy eye but it was hard for me to #read and apparently my eyes were tracking at like double the speed of a normal person. wtf is wrong with my brain? also also my mum was like #yea i never would have guessed bip0lar but we thought it was something. autism i could see 100% but yea didnt see that coming. ao i guess #i brehave like a bit of an oddball. ans my nana would bother my dad to try to make me participate in church and my dad was like no. she #clearly don't wanna b here lol. ay. they did the best they could which i appreciate #unrelated