#bitch you thought

[valkorianknight12]

just you wait obi wan, just you wait

#star wars #anakin skywalker #bitch you thought #obi wan kenobi #padawan #padawan obi wan #kid obi wan #star wars books #kiersten white #darth vader #ahsoka #qui gon jinn #dooku #master dooku #jedi #jedi council #my post

[dominikadecember]

#POLIN #SCREECHING #MR BRIDGERTON #WHY YOU NO WRITE ME BACK #I HEARD YOU #LETS TALK IN PRIVATE #BITCH YOU THOUGHT #I AM YEETING MYSELF OUTTA HERE #IT'S SO GOOD #I AM FOAMING #THIS IS IIIIIIIIIT #WHAT EVERYONE WANTED TO SEE #COLIN YOU GUN B SIMPINNNNN #I AM READY MATE #GAAAAAAAAAAAAAh #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Youtube

[cake-warlock]

*sick guitar riff plays*

#bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #cazador szarr #bitch you THOUGHT #this is only a spoiler if you play like a maniac

[not-so-rosyyy]

And it comes from Tom himself “nothing better than spending the weekend with his FAMILY” zendaya not included and he said there’s nothing better he finally looked actually happy this weekend in Monaco when she wasn’t around good to see his genuine smile come back again

zendaya's there though? 🤔

#bitch you thought #nurse they're out again

[authoratmidnight]

Everyone: Oh it's a beach chapter, I wonder what Opera will wear! Maybe we'll get a hint at their actual gender

Opera:

#Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun #Mairuma #Iruma #manga spoilers #bitch you thought #honestly IF they were gonna be in a bathing suit i was expecting one of those old style one pieces that are like a tshirt and shorts in one #instead we got this lol

[auntabysmal]

Blitzwing: Ah! Ah! Oh! My little flower! This is….is too much! Fuuuuuck!

Y/n: too bad Blitzy, I’m not gonna stop!

Blitzwing: ah! Oh fuck! That’s too deep! Please honey stop! It hurts so bad!

Hothead: NGH! DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ROUGH?!

Random: THIS PAIN SUCKS! HAHAHA!!!!

Y/n: mmmh this is your fault you’re in this predicament Blitzwing! Ngh!!!

*y/n was trying to get a knot out of Blitz’s holoform back but pushing down and massaging it was hard with her little hands*

Y/n: Next time please leave the heavy lifting to your real form and not your holoform?

#haha I know what y’all thought it was! #bitch you thought #tw suggestive language #transformers #transformers animated #tfa #tfa blitzwing #tf blitzwing #blitzwing x reader

[laurikarauchscat]

save me

"Alledgedly, the crown princess became aware of her fathers distress as she passed his quarters.

It was not a fair fight. The assasin never saw her coming."

#traditional art #cirilla fiona elen riannon #emhyr var emreis #the witcher fanart #emhyr #the witcher 3 #nilfgaard #The Nilfgaardian empire #Implied dead assasin #bitch you thought #Feral Ciri

[foe-of-fate]

We should all be blaming the Metatron instead of Neil

#that BITCH #he really came in and was like #oh #you think I’m saving the day? #bitch you thought #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens season two spoilers #good omens spoilers #Rowan’s reactions

[hogwartstoalexandria]

When it comes to you and me, there can be no decisive victory.

#hi sobbing again lalalala #goodbye hannibal #bitch you thought #these two #hannibal rewatch #hannigram #digestivo

[jimgandolfini]

oh no need that old mans dick but also need him to hold me oh nooo 🥴

#need him with his little checkered button down shirt and his little fleece vests #we’ve hugged twice… he is… so soft…. #omg I conjured him #the second after I posted this he messaged me #🥴🥴🥴 #I knew he had his kids today so I was like cool one day off #bitch you thought #he should pay my water bill #over here taking am showers then cold showers every night #like damn

[skyhawkstragedy]

SHE THINKS IT’S DANIEL AND NICOLE

#bb24 #bb24 ameerah #BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

Laughs in Southern US at Lord Harlan Tyrell

#misa reads f&b #bitch YOU THOUGHT #fall means NOTHING if you are in a hot enough climate

[disabled-dragoon]

Having sudden onset spasms is wild because sometimes I'll twitch and accidentally launch a pen across a lecture hall and other times I'll look down and my toes are just doing a little jig

#no one explained to me what a spasm actually was until I was like 13 so whenever my consultant would ask about them Im just tell him #no no I dont suffer from them #bitch you thought #hereditary spastic paraplegia #hsp #disabled #disability #actually disabled #spasms #spoonie

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay