Be More Chill || RP Meme
From the song: More Than Survive
C’mon, go, go!
I'm waitin' for my porno to load.
My brain is gonna freakin' explode!
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road.
If I'm not feelin' weird or super strange, my life would be in utter disarray.
Freakin’ out is my ok.
Good morning, time to start the day!
Should I take a bus or walk instead?
I feel my stomach fillin' up with dread.
When I get nervous my whole face goes red.
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still.I
f I walk, when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek.
Ugh God, I wish I had the skill, to just be fine and cool and chill!
I don't wanna be a hero, just wanna stay in the line.
I'll never be your Rob Deniro.
So, I follow my own rules and I use them as my tools to stay alive,
I don't wanna be special.
I just wanna survive!
ll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool.
That is so awesome!
Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
Oh, sorry, I was just trynna get to my-
It's a sign up for the after school play!
Did you say something?
I...uhhh...nuh!
Well that was smooth...
My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp!
No time to wall.
Just clear your brain and move ahead.
Accept that you're one of those guys, who'll be a virgin 'till he dies!
I don't wanna be a baller!
Just want some skills to count on.
If my nuts were any smaller, they would be totally gone!
If I continue at this rate, the only thing I'll ever date, is my MacBook Pro hard drive.
How's it hanging?
Had my sushi, got my slushy and more!
I'm feelin' kinda cocky
You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?
How was class?
You look like ass, what's wrong?
That's progress!
It's all good, hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!
Evolution's the survival of the fittest, right?
You don't have to be strong to survive!
There's never been a better time in history to be a loser!
I was gonna say gettin' stoned in my basement but uh-
Who cares if people think I'm lame?
I'm never gonna be the cool guy, I'm more the one who's left out.
I am not the one who the story's about.
Why can't someone just help me out?
Help me do more than survive!
If this was an apocalypse, I would not need any tips, in how to stay alive.
But since the Zombie army's yet to descend...
'm just tryin' my best to pass the test and survive
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