My Dad Thinks The Anti-Christ Personally Sent Me A Package
I can't buy anything in this house, I bought a Will Wood shirt on discount and of course it arrives while I'm on vacation.
My dad was totally freaking out at me over the phone.
Not even because of Will Wood, but because it was addressed from Say 10 Records smh
bro probably thought the reckoning was coming or something lol
i found a dead bird outside the high school stadium a while ago, it must have been run over since it was in pieces. it was decomposing and i couldn't even tell what species it was, but i didn't have any gloves or ziploc bags to snatch the skull, spinal cord, or the one ambiguous bone that i'm pretty sure is a wing but it's a little broken so-
today tho i remembered a ziploc and the janitor had already gotten rid of the skull and spine... i got the one wing(?) tho!
i want to get a house near either woods or a railroad because train tracks and woods are hotspots for finding bones, i wouldn't harm an animal so i'm not gonna go hunting just to collect a cool skull or smth, i'm only ever gonna collect little bones from like roadkill or something already dead.
just wanted to share this even tho it's a bit random because i really love bones :)
tangentially related to the shoulder and the elbow (in the way that the arm bone is connected to the shoulder bone etc.) big fan of palpating my forearm as i pronate and supinate my hand, makes me lowkey giddy to feel the way the distal end of the radius rotates around the ulna. the movement allowed by pivot joints is so fucking cool
i’ve spent the last 20 minutes staring at this, getting distracted by multiple words that make my brain go !!!! (tangentially my beloved, palpating 😌, pronate & supinate 🥺) & then doing that movement & staring at it like i’m the first guy to light a campfire or the first dude to stumble out of plato’s cave. obsessed with the wording, obsessed with the energy.
although, sorry anon but this is a harrowhark nonagesimus thing to say 😏
i don’t know much about skeletal architecture but i DO know like 15 different wrist & arm locks & one of the funniest quirks of the human body is that if someone grabs your arm & won’t let go, you can usually break the hold by tucking your elbow in against your ribs (leverage, kids) & just pulling up into their thumb. that join between thumb & metacarpals is a weak bitch & she’ll literally just let go of things. this only works if you tuck the elbow, otherwise you’ll be pitting strength against strength - the elbow helps you to make it a match between arm & thumb.