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uppercut-athletics · 2 months
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Boxing Mode 🥊
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phatcatphergus · 5 months
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Omfg in another life tubbo is the coach for Sunny’s soccer team. The PTA moms don’t like him bc he’s basically like a child (why ft does he have a kid???) and shows up late to practice sometimes in his old ass “fixer” car that he built from scratc but every girl on the team LOVES him bc he lets them wear whatever color uniform they want. They all respond with “YES COACH” during drills and gets them fruit snacks for after the game. He’s super intense and screaming like it’s the World Cup during the 7am Saturday games but the team wins every game back to back. He also has a pink jersey that the girls made him with the word “coach” bedazzled on the back.
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jamiesfootball · 5 months
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Do you think Ted knows he's complicit in aiding in Jamie's abuse? What about Rebecca?
Ngl I don’t even think Ted realized it is that bad. As far as Jamie goes, he has a huge blind spot in regards to this topic. This could be for a multitude of reasons: the generation he was born into. The fact that he himself used to play sports and may have internalized the idea that ‘sports dads can be like that’ without ever looking deeper. The fact that his own childhood contained a different sort of trauma, watching his own father struggle with mental illness. Then his trauma with how he lost his father. In a way, Ted follows the opposite of Occam’s Razor- when he looks at Jamie’s relationship with his dad, he sees complexity, he sees zebras.
He doesn’t see the simple facts, the hoof of the matter: that this is a mean person who hurts his kid with the intent to do so.
So before Ted has any realization about how his actions might have exacerbated the situation between Jamie and his dad, Ted would first have to come to terms with how he failed to recognize how bad it was in the first place.
I’d also throw in here that part of the tragedy of all this is how there’s no one character who actually has the full Jamie Tartt backstory cheatsheet- it’s spread out amongst Ted, Roy, Keeley, Jamie’s mum. And Jamie’s not good at asking for help, let alone accepting help.
I do think that of the immediate people in his life, the ones who have the clearest idea of Jamie’s abuse are Roy ‘he’s a living piece of shit’ Kent and Willis ‘alright that’s enough / *head smash* / I’m gonna take a walk’ Beard. They might not have the full story, but something about the way they react has a ‘well that’s all that I need to see’ vibe to it.
(In a darker speculative turn, I do wonder if maybe Beard has mentioned some of his own experiences to Ted. If knowing about Beard’s own experiences with (what I imagine) was also an abusive upbringing may have given Ted the wrong impression about What Abuse Looks Like and how people react to it, and if that plays into his impression of Jamie’s dad maybe not being that bad if Jamie himself appears confident and well-adjusted. A sort of unconscious bias if you will, the kind of paper-thin reasoning that doesn’t hold water when examined but if Ted’s never had reason to examine it…)
Oh. You also asked about Rebecca. Honestly, unless Keeley is talking about him, they’re talking about him in terms of the club, or he is literally standing in front of her, I don’t think Rebecca thinks of him much at all. Not cruelly. It’s just- she mainly knows him as a player and through Keeley. She’s picked up a bit about him, she cares for him the same way she cares for all her players, maybe a little more because of Keeley, but he’s not really a part of her life, nor is she a part of his.
She’s does wonder sometimes, what might’ve happened if she’d never sent him back to Manchester, but that’s from the perspective of the club. I don’t think she knows what that cost him. I think she’d feel awful if she did know.
That’s the other tragedy of Jamie’s story- for any of this to get resolved, someone would have to talk about it. And no one’s talking.
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coachbeards · 1 month
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scenes that make me feel clinically deranged
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t00thpasteface · 1 year
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(rereading a very old book knowing full well these two characters are Not gonna hook up because of how old the book is and also because i've already read it) man when are they gonna hook up though.
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coachs-kit-bag · 1 year
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I started working out a week ago. I want to get in shape and just exercise for health but whenever I'm at the gym there are always 2 out 3 absolutely obnoxious roided dudes in there shouting and slamming weights. They look gross, way too big, they fucking stink and I'm tired of it, the gym was marketed as beginner friendly.
Could you make some changes so I can enjoy the gym more
Find another gym? No, no, no, we can't have that, lad. I think you are being far too humble about that "pretty average body" you are speaking of, too. I think we need to make you feel welcome now that I've taken over this gym. My Management - and Coaching - style is all about bringing out your hidden potential.
Let me think… when were you on vacation? I think that you missed the exclusive welcome package and explanation video, didn't you? Let me check to see if we've got a box in the office, just follow me. Ah! There we go, have a look in here while I set up the video about the new… direction I'll be taking this place into. The video lasts about an hour, but by the time I come back and collect you, you'll see in the locker room mirrors that the results will be well worth it.
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I don't think you're going to have any trouble fitting in. In fact, you might find yourself in high demand.
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abubblingcandle · 2 months
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Words: food, water, walk, and/or sit
Actually got food, water and sit all in the same passage I am writing for my potential Being Human AU that has been churning in my brain this week
“Are you sure you’re fine with this Jamie?” Keeley asked frowning as Roy loomed ominously looking over Jamie’s shoulder. Jamie shrugs, sliding down to sit in the chair. He leaned forward onto the table to investigate the bowls, nostrils flaring as his enhanced senses worked overdrive in identifying what Keeley had rustled up for their little experiment. “Yeah chill. Ain’t gonna like possess me or some shit right?” Jamie asked, peering at Beard. Beard just stared back, no movement to confirm or deny Jamie’s allegations. “I wouldn’t want to possess you even if I could,” Roy growled. Jamie scoffed and wrinkled his nose, “as if anyone would pass up the chance to look like this.” He was silenced by Roy slapping his hands either side of Jamie’s head. Jamie’s breath hitched and he looked like someone had just dumped a bucket of ice water over his head. “Fuck that’s weird,” he gasped. “You ok,” Keeley asked and Jamie nodded, pupils blown and breath rasping.  “Jamie eat the food one bite at a time. Roy focus on what Jamie is feeling. Imagine you are sat in his place,” Beard instructed. Keeley pushed the first bowl closer to Jamie and he pulled the lid off slowly.
And walk from I am Real and the Pretender (S1 Jamie and kids fic)
“Yeah, match is fine,” Jamie fired out, but then paused, worrying his bottom lip. “I don’t know who here to talk to about a, favour,” Jamie bit out the last word like it physically pained him. “Oh,” Ted lit up like a Christmas tree at the momentary vulnerability from his little pet project. Roy scoffed under his breath as Gail manipulated the muscle.  “Of course Jamie, whatever we can do to help!” “I, yeah, back at City I met this little gal. City fan from birth and all that. She had to have both of her legs amputated and has a bone disease and all she wanted to do before she died was walk out for a City match,” Jamie mumbled, so quiet Roy had to strain to hear. “She liked me, wanted to be with me and I’ve kept up with her folks. She’s here today and I know it’s short notice,” Jamie rambled. “Of course she can walk out with you Jay. God that’s so good of you,” Ted cooed, ignoring the increasing intensity of Jamie’s glower. “Mint,” Jamie barked out and then prowled out of the changing room leaving Ted looking like all his dreams had come true all at once.
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uppercut-athletics · 3 months
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Boxing Pad Work 🥊
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(Insert Rose Here for the WIP Ask Thing)
Hello anonymous friend, thank you :)
Having thoughts about the BDU (Bad Dads Universe) and since there’s been so much chatter about Beard lately I’m making a bit of headway on the Beard & Jamie entry. Unsure where this is going but I’m letting the bunnies take me for now.
“I’m worried about Jamie.”
Well, this couldn’t be good.
Roy was barely into the office he shared with Beard before the words were out of the manager’s mouth. Nate looked between the two men wide-eyed.
“Is he alright?” Higgins asked from the doorway to the changing room.
“No. Yes. I don’t fucking know!”
“Roy,” Beard said slowly. “Use your words.”
“He’s hiding something from me,” Roy sunk down into his chair.
Roy’s face, usually stoic, betrayed his emotions. He seemed genuinely worried. It was a far cry from the Roy Kent that Beard met almost three years earlier. Now, he had not only befriended Tartt, he was worried about him, too. Beard, too seemed to have a soft spot for the Mancunian lately. Maybe he had changed as much as Roy had. Or maybe Jamie had. Maybe Jamie’s rough shell of bravado had cracked open in the Wembley changing room and never been replaced.
Beard still thought of Jamie as a beautiful dum dum most of the time off the pitch, but at some point, he’d become their beautiful dum dum.
“I think he’s seeing Keeley again.”
Higgins made that choking noise he does when nervous and Nate’s eyes came close to bugging out of his head. Beard exhaled loudly; not this shit again.
“Roy, I thought we’ve moved on from this?”
“I’m not,” Roy said, huffing a breath. “I’m not mad if he is, I don’t know why he would keep it from me though.”
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jamiesfootball · 1 year
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The more I roll it around like a piece of candy, the more I think that the reason for the coaches putting ‘Jamie’ down as ‘Jamie’ was…. as simple as letting Jamie be Jamie.
They’ve had their eyes opened lately about a lot of things lately- one of which was Ted’s belated realization about Zava, and his small acknowledgment that Jamie made the right call about that guy. When he originally brought them his concerns, their dismissal of him was partly rooted in the image they had of Old Jamie.
Which again is one of those things where we, the audience, saw much more of his changing than they did. Not only do we know that he’s not Old Jamie, we also understand that Old Jamie wasn’t really Old Jamie - it’s only ever been Rough Draft Jamie, who has a lot of work left but who’s come so far, and we’re starting to see how fucking bright his future could be.
And now that’s really in front of the coaches’ faces as well. They’re starting to see how much growth there’s been, with the fall out from Zava, and they all know he’s been doing extra training with Roy.
I think they started writing down names, got to Jamie’s, and then just…. Didn’t want him to feel like he was being Zava’d again.
He’s a good kid - for fucks sake even Beard can’t help but be sentimental about him now (talented player; beautiful dumb dumb) - and in their hearts, well? Of course he’s their striker. And no, they’re not worried he’s gonna be a Precious Moments figurine anymore - not in a fragile way at least. Just in a precious and special sort of way.
So what do they do? They give him a signal, this time a note, and tell Jamie to just be Jamie. That’s it’s okay if Jamie is just Jamie. Because this may be a new strategy they’re testing out, but that fact will always be true. They just want Jamie to be Jamie. There’s no problem with that anymore. It’s a perfectly good thing to be. And they’re here to support that now.
“That’s not a mistake. We just figured you’d wanna keep doing what you do best for us. Playing striker and scoring goals, right?”
It’s an olive branch. They thought about what Jamie might want, and they’re willing to offer it to him. No questions asked. Well, one question asked:
“Right?”
Because this is Ted we’re talking about. And just like the quote about leaving room for God, Ted is always going to leave room for people to grow. He is a Coach after all. So he leaves that door cracked open for Jamie. He may not be sure what Jamie’s going to do with it, but he’s gonna leave it open all the same. He believes in Jamie Tartt.
And Jamie takes that in stride, with a sweet befuddled smile at this sudden show of acceptance, and a weird tension in his eyes because he’s beginning to wonder ‘but what if I could be more?’
And by the end, when they’re all crowded around a whiteboard, listening to this kid crack the code on the whole shebang - the strategy, the team dynamics, where every player’s strength is gonna come together and help them win - that’s the real pay off. That’s Beard finally looking at Jamie with the full force of his analytical intellect and having approval in his eyes. That’s Roy, neither surprised nor knowing, giving him the nod like ‘you’re onto something here, keep going’, completely willing to listen.
And Ted. Ted. Ted’s face kills me here. Because he is so quietly, deeply stunned that he looks like he’s wearing his entire soul on his face.
This why you leave the door cracked open. You may not know what’s going to come through if you do - and what shows itself may be beyond your wildest dreams.
You’ve outdone yourself, Coach Lasso.
Jamie Tartt is going to be your trophy one day, mark my words. And he’s already the Son Shaped Trophy of your Coach Shaped Heart.
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writers-ex · 1 year
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can i request reader hiring perv! g!p yeji as a boxing coach and yeji just loses it midsession and fucks reader on the floor?
NAH-
because that would be so hot bc bestie yeji has great arm muscles that are defined so her in a tank top and boxing gloves just hits the spot-
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like perv!yeji is installing hidden cameras during your private sessions and in the changing room so that as she 'picks up' the arena with her headphones on she like to watch you strip and change humping against the sandbag at how desperate she is to thrust into you but seeing your body sway and follow the sandbag, watching your ass bounce in those tights, sweat falling down your body outlining your curves, yeji gets a hard on each lesson to the point that she wishes you could knock her out or rather knock her up at how horny she gets with you, so why not help your very visibly frustrated boxing coach and show up to training with no bra and underwear under your workout skirt that when yeji teaches you how to duck an opponent's punch your skirt lifts up and before you knew it yeji has you on the floor face down and ass in the air as she rips her gloves off to hold your hips up for her to dry hump you into a moaning mess as you press against the rubber mats begging her to stop teasing you and who is she to deny her favorite student the pleasure of riding her cock
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coachbeards · 5 months
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something that always drives me feral about beard after hours, is that it left him very injured. and i’m not talking “oh he’ll be fine the next day” injured, i mean at least a few weeks feeling the aches and after effects. he was badly beaten by three guys who didn’t hold back at all. they were having fun punching, hitting, and kicking him. and previous to that, he survived a six story jump into a dumpster that visibly had him limping. like stretching his leg out in the church pew kind of hurt. i know his leg was in bad shape, his ribs, his back, his arms, his face, everything must’ve been hurting and aching by the time he got back to the coaching office and all the adrenaline had worn off. i know that this episode is definitely supposed to be unconnected to canon…but you can’t tell me he still wouldn’t have faint bruises by the funeral episode. thank you. also…how would the other characters have reacted? we saw how the coaches acted. but how about the team? higgins, rebecca, keeley…what about what the commentators when they saw the assistant coach sporting several bruises? would anyone have been really worried, would anyone other than ted ask if he was okay? hm!!!
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corrodedcoughin · 1 year
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Steve and Robin hold hawkins’ ping pong mixed doubles championship title. They take it very seriously and have training montages set to flash dance by Irene cara. They have matching embroidered sweatbands and their biggest rivals are Janice and Tom, a middle aged couple who play dirty. It’s all out warfare, Steve considers driving to their house in the middle of the night to let off air horns before their next Big Match. Robin contemplates leaving unsettling messages on their answering machine. Nobody is safe in ping pong.
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cybersteal · 3 months
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beat on the brat
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