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peachmi1k · 9 months

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c!schlatt x bunny!s/o headcanons

@d4ringv0id and @st4rryfics have made posts abt this but i wanted to make a hc post bc bunny reader is so fucking cute to me

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• grumpy rammie schlatt and his sweet bunny <3

• he thinks you’re just so fucking cute, your soft floppy ears, your little cotton tail, your buck tooth smile and the way your lips are shaped in a natural “uwu”

• as a bunny you’re very energetic, zooming around and rambling on and on when you’re excited about something

• constant erratic thumping is a tell tale sign to schlatt that you’re happily bouncing around nearby

• schlatt doesn’t share this level of energy, and would most likely find it annoying from someone else, at least if he isn’t in the mood

• but normally, he can’t help but smile when you make laps around him to get his attention, or hop onto his back for a piggy back ride, holding onto his horns and steering him around making racecar noises

• however if he needs you to calm down, all he has to do is scratch behind your ears

• your ears that normally stand tall on your head flop over, a happy smile appearing on your face, your nose twitching and your foot subconsciously tapping

• schlatt loves to touch your ears in any setting, his hands will absentmindedly find them when you’re sitting or laying in his lap, sometimes he’ll tie cute little ribbons on them

• (and yes of course he will gently tug on them when you’re having sex)

• being a bunny means you’re natually quite a bit smaller than schlatt, so when you borrow his clothes, you love that they’re big and warm and cozy, and he loves that you look so small and adorable

• that being said since you’re so pocket sized to him he often will just pick you up and carry you around, either throwing you over his shoulder or carrying you under his arm like a football

• you’ve taken notice of how whenever he does this he’s more often than not taking you to the bedroom, and with your high sex drive you usually won’t object unless you were in the middle of something you really needed to get done

• schlatt loves to get on your nerves, it’s basically a hobby of his

• his favorites are sneaking up behind you and ramming his horns in your back (he does it softly though, its mostly meant to just make you jump, but you pretend it hurts so he’ll baby you)

• or he likes to call you “dumb bunny” when you tilt your head at something you don’t understand, or ask him a question that had just a bit too obvious of an answer (or alternatively, when he’s fucking you so good that you can’t speak)

• you haven’t quite figured out a good way to snap back at him when he calls you that though (“stupid ram” just doesn’t have the same ring)

• but if anyone else calls you something like that, they’re lucky if they wake up tomorrow

• when you’re irritated with him (which again is often) your ears will bend backward, cheeks puffing out with a grumpy huff as your foot thumps (met with an “aww, is wittle bunny angwy?”)

• but when he’s said something to make you blush, your ears flop forward as your hands cover your face, if he’s lucky he’ll get to see your little tail wiggle

• overall big bad rammie schlatt loves his little baby bunny <33

#bunny s/o has been giving me brainrot #this is messy i just had a lot of random ideas jdhdjd #schlatt #jschlatt #c!jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt smut #jschlatt fluff #judah.doc

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thebluester2022 · 3 years

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hi! hopefully i’m doing this right and this kind of request is actually allowed, i apologize if it’s not. i’ve been having genshin brainrot for months now and i’ve come up with quite a couple ideas over the span of it. as i’m terrible at writing, but i love yours, i’ve decided to pass these to you as some suggestions! you can choose whatever characters you want for these, but my preference is diluc. obviously, you don’t have to do all of them at once, or you could just do the ones that you want to do. you’re also completely free to just straight up ignore this if you don’t like any of my ideas!

genshin characters with an s/o that:

is scared of bugs, like will legit flinch back five feet if they see a tiny speck move from across the room, but one day states out of nowhere that they would walk into a room full of spiders for them

is the kindest person they’ve ever met. they seem like a literal angel. they donate and volunteer and all that. they’ve never seen them get angry, not once. one day, s/o comes home and is ranting so much about something that happened that day and is very very very pissed off. they’re cursing like a sailor (they’ve never even heard s/o say ‘frick’ before) and genshin character is lowkey scared. p.s. you don’t have to do the “cursing like a sailor” part if you’re not comfortable with it :)

is very clumsy. they seem to have a new bruise or cut every day. they legit stub their toe on this one chair in their house every time they walk past it no matter how long it’s been there.

can play the piano. they’ve never talked about it or brought it up ever, in all the time genshin character has known them, but one day they just sit down at one and sound amazing, to say the least.

is very shy. they’re super outgoing and giggly around people they know and are comfortable around, but as soon as they’re next to someone they don’t know, they clam up again.

is super crafty and likes to give genshin character small things (like for example, idk, maybe a cotton ball with googly eyes and bunny ears glued on) that they’ve handmade.

is cold most, if not all the time. they’ll literally be wearing a jacket during 90 degree weather and be completely fine.

likes to leave cute little doodles and encouraging notes on genshin character’s papers.

is flexible in literally every part of their body. they can do the splits, a bridge, etc. they are also very acrobatic (they’re kind of like ty lee from avatar but not)

this was kind of a lot, sorry about that! hopefully i worded my ideas alright, again, feel free to ignore. have a great day/night! :)

Note: Please, don't ever worry about giving me too many ideas/suggestions! It feels nice to be able to pick and choose uwu. Anyway~ I appreciate the request Anon! I decided to Diluc (as requested!) along with Tartaglia and Kaeya!

I hope you like what I've written for you!

Synopsis: A series of reader scenarios that include fears of bugs, encouraging notes, and general clumsiness!

Warning(s): F l u f f, Mentions of bugs and Mentions of suggestive content (nothing explicit though!)

Diluc: Reader Who Has Entomophobia

:: There was a room in Diluc's mansion, old and dusty from what you heard the maids mention about it. You always wondered why they always made an effort to avoid it...whether it was an excuse about having other duties to tend to or suddenly needing to go somewhere else!

Well, with your lover Diluc suddenly mentioning that he wanted a new space to work at. Preferring the bedroom to be used only for rest and other...activities, you decided to take on the task of cleaning the room for yourself!

~ ~

A hand ran over his face as he worked within' the confines of your shared bedroom, the sound of cleaning and singing from downstairs being his only form of entertainment as he smiled more than he usually would during his work.

It had been around two weeks ago since he had mentioned he wished to have another place within' the mansion to work.

Using the desk in the bedroom...before he had met you, he wouldn't have paid it any mind. The bedroom was just a more comfortable and quieter place to work!

But upon meeting you?

He wanted it to be solely used for rest and other...activities.

That's where you came in, happy and grinning as you offered to clean out the abandoned room downstairs.

Who was he not to agree? But, at the same time? He did raise his brow from time to time the more he thought about it.

His maids avoided it like the plague.

Always having something else to do or suddenly saying that they forgot to get something before they didn't come back until two hours later! Long after he's already passed over the matter in favor of more pressing issues.

At least with this room being clean, he wouldn't have to-

"ARCHONS HAVE MERCY!!" He heard you screech from downstairs before he rushed out of the bedroom and to where you were.

"What happened?!" He shouted, your form practically flying into his arms as you clinged onto him for dear life.

Beofre you could provide him an answer, your eyes widened and began to brim with tears as you watched a spider crawl from out of the room.

Small and barely posing as a threat.

Diluc let out a sigh as he looked at you, amusement flooding his eyes. "That small thing?"

"It's not small! Look at it!" You screeched, pointing at the spider.

"It came out of nowhere! Bastard nearly gave me a heart attack..." You grumbled, Diluc setting you down only for you to quickly run to hide behind him.

"Well now, we can't have that can we?" He chuckled before he went over to pick up the spider.

Disgust and absolute fear were the only emotion present on your face, you couldn't believe your own eyes as he just picked up the spider with no trouble at all before he had opened up and window and placed it safely outside!

For a second, you had considered him a madman as he walked back over to you.

But, as he stopped in front of you to take off his gloves, only then did you flash him a grateful smile.

"My hero." You said dramatically as you batted your eyes at him.

"Now and forever." Diluc smiled, patting your head a few times before he gave you a kiss on the forehead.

"Now-" He gesturedto the forsaken cleaning supplies within' the half-finished room. "-Do you need help?"

You nodded your head with an embarrassed laugh. "Only if it's not too much trouble!"

"I don't want anymore surprise attacks from bugs." You huffed, your feet hesitating a little as you walked back into the room to resume cleaning.

He smiled as he followed closely behind you like a duckling. "Neither do I, I'd hate for a mere centipede to be the thing that takes my beloved away from me." He said.

"Me? Dying from a centipede? Ha!"

"Oh? Maybe I should leave then-"

"Don't you dare leave me to brave this alone damn it!"

Tartaglia: Reader Who Loves To Leave Encouraging Notes

:: Being in service to the Tsaritsa of Snezhnaya, a Harbinger of the Fatui, completing jobs that took him all over Teyvat wasn't an easy job. You could tell from the times he'd come home looking as if he hadn't slept in days! Although you appreciated how your lover Tartaglia always managed to make time for the two of you.

At the same time? You wished you could do more for him but...he always seemed to turn down any and all your offers, always giving the same speech of 'Your presence and love is enough for me'. Maybe for him but not for you.

So, you came up with a plan.

~ ~

It was just another day.

He had woken up before you had, placing a kiss on your cheek before the sight of you smiling in your sleep made his chest warm up.

He didn't want to leave.

If he could have his way? He'd stay in bed with you for the rest of time, basking in the morning rays as the birds chirped outside to greet the coming of a new day.

But, he had his duties.

Both as a Harbinger of the Fatui and to the Tsaritsa.

"I'll see you tonight." He whispered as he got up and began getting ready for the day.

After taking a warm shower and putting on his clothes, situating his Hydro vision on his hip as any other day. Once he had gotten downstairs of his shared home, his brow rose at the sight of a note being pinned to one of the cupboards.

Immediately, Tartaglia's eyes narrowed. Though he liked to think that a thief or enemy to the Fatui wouldn't be so bold to sneak into his home.

Both fortunately and unfortunately, there were people who just loved to pose as surprises.

"To my love..." He let out a breath as he saw your hand-writing, continuing to read the letter mentally.

"If you're reading this letter, you're probably already on your way to going to work! Please, have a good day and make sure to take your lunch that I left on the counter-"

He looked to see the bagged lunch.

"Try not to get too injured out there, I can't wait to hear your stories of triumphs again tonight and as always...I love you. Now and forever."

- Y/N

His reasons for fighting were simple.

Besides the Fatui and the bringing glory to the Tsaritsa, fulfilling her will and all that.

He wanted to keep his family safe and wanted to provide them a comfortable life!

Now that you were in his life?

Serving as his constant source of warmth, a safe haven for him to go to and rest when the requirements of his job seemed to weigh down his shoulders more than usual that day.

He felt almost...domestic.

Like he could just quit his job today and find some other work or trade to be apart of in order to spend more time by your side.

But, as he heard a knock at the door, the call of one of his subordinates dragging him right back down to reality, he could huff before he placed the note in his back pocket and went to grab his lunch.

A domestic life...unfortunately, that day wasn't today.

But with your encouraging and loving notes?

He hoped it would be soon.

Kaeya: Clumsy Reader

:: Smooth-talking and good-looking, for the Captain of the Calvary Knights? He always seemed to know what to say, no matter what the moment was, whether it was for getting information or using a new pick-up line to make you blush until you were the color of a tomato. The idea of him being clumsy and slipping up on something?

You couldn't imagine it a day in your life, yet, for yourself? Someone who tripped on air and was as awkward as a newborn deer? The two of you were like night and day to one another!

So, with the help of your lover, you were determined to try and conquer your clumsiness.

~ ~

"Are you sure you want to do this Y/N? You know I've never minded your clumsiness, rather, I find it endearing." Kaeya spoke up from behind his desk in his office.

An amused smirk was plastered on his face as he looked you up and down.

When you had came to him? You were complaining and whining about how you had tripped for the umpteenth time today within' your home! A bruise on your leg that was now bandaged to serve as proof. You were tired of tripping on nothing and wanted to be 'up to his standards'.

Remembering your words now, it only served to make him shake his head with a chuckle.

While he did worry from time to time, not wanting your clumsiness to lead you to severely injuring yourself, at the end of the day?

It was the reason he fell for you.

Your clumsiness only gave him more of a reason to stay by your side and continue to work for the Knights.

He had to work towards making the world safer so you didn't happen upon anymore things that would damage your pretty skin!

"Of course I want to do this Kaeya!" You huffed, snapping him out of his thoughts.

"You saw me last night...I tried over a darn pen for crying out loud!"

"You know beautiful, you would probably stop bumping into things if you took note of your surroundings a little bit more?"

You narrowed your eyes, easy for him to say!

Kaeya rose his hands in mock defeat at your glaring. "Alright, alright." Kaeya snickered.

"Well...start waking when you want to. I'll be here to save you should you trip on the carpet."

"Oh ha ha." You said sarcastically before you outstretched your arms and started to walk.

Slowly and carefully, eyes forward and not getting distracted by every single thing around you.

Deep breaths...in and out...don't be too excited and don't get distracted.

Don't be too excited...easy enough, however, for the distracted part?

Perhaps it was a bad idea to ask Kaeya to be your 'teacher' on getting a handle on your clumsiness.

Just him sitting there, his eye trained on you like a hawk eyeing its prey. A dangerous and thoughtful look always seeming to be present in his eyes as his arms were crossed over his chest while one of his legs rested on his desk.

You couldn't help but continuously try to sneak a glance back at him-

"Ah!!" You yelped, bumping into one of the bookshelves present in his office.

You heard chair legs scratching against the floor before you looked to see a grinning Kaeya walking towards you. "Oh~ my sweet Y/N." He hummed, his hand going to carress your face.

"Whatever could have distracted you?"

Your eyes narrowed as you felt your face immediately begin to heat up. "Y-You damn it! You did that on purpose!"

"Did what on purpose?" Kaeya snickered.

"Everything! The leg on your desk, your arms crossed-"

Kaeya let out a hum as he tilted his head to the side. "My dear, I was just relaxing, can a man not relax within' his own office?" Kaeya said while you crossed your arms.

You could only grumble, another retort brewing in your mind before it was suddenly whisked away by a swift kiss being placed upon your lips.

"Must you continue to burden yourself about trying to perfect a quirk about you?" He sighed as he took one of your hands into your arm.

"Your flaws, every imperfection and quirk. They are one of the many things that made me fall in love you~"

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