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kvtnisseverdeen · 5 months
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THE HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES (2023) dir. Francis Lawrence
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bluesadansey · 2 months
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unstoppable force (Adam’s canonical teacher kink) meets immovable object (Gansey being a professor’s soul in a teenagers body).
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68spidey · 9 months
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The first time he met his daughter, Minerva.
Wow I wonder if there's any important reason she's in a rainbow blanket and he's about to start sobbing, hmm hmm.
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mazojo · 11 months
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Vanessa giving this speech she took straight out of her ass about how she is connecting with Mal because she is jealous her ex is going with Mal’s ex who she dislikes and the girl she was dating also picked Mal while Mal is out there like I’ve never seen this woman in my LIFE is the type of drama I expect from all reality tv from now on
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radiance1 · 4 months
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This au again but we shall have Sam aged down, like minor age here. Still got her castle an allat but DC and DP are one and the same here leggo.
Sam had HAD IT with the covens. She's so, so tired of most of them, they just, won't leave her alone.
What the hell does a girl have to do to get them off her trail? She moved her castle, once, twice, more than three times. THREE. TIMES!!! And all that seemed to do was make them want her MORE.
She moved her castle as a fuck you, but seemed to just throw them a carrot instead.
She is just, so tired of them and the worst thing about this is, she can't even force them away either. Sam is powerful, she knows that, moving a castle on a whim is a powerful feat of magic, and she (accidentally) made the goddamn philosopher's stone and it fused itself with her, thus giving her basically eternal life.
But she knows better than to fuck with entire covens when she hasn't even finished her studies yet as self-imposed as they were. There is probably a school for magic, she doesn't know if that actually exists, but she isn't going to one of those because, well, she doesn't have an invite to go but that's besides the point.
Case in point, Sam has the raw power, not so much the training and expertise where she can go against a full-blown coven yet and multiple at that. She also knows that them not inviting themselves in was due to basic courtesy and that just lets her move her castle to another area and the thing is, she doesn't know just how many times she can keep doing this before they just decide to break in the next time they find her castle.
She's lost quite a bit of sleep over this, she will admit.
She is glad that they were rather diplomatic in their approach rather than forcing her to comply at their earliest convenience. But all in all, she's just. So, so tired of being hunted down by covens because what? She's a fledgling witch that needs guidance or whatever?
Well, they aren't wrong but still.
She's met one of the coven leaders before, nice old lady. Didn't try forcing her to join, or even asked really, but just warned her about the other covens wanting her power for one reason or another and left as quick as she came.
Again, nice old woman.
So, Sam needs a magical... supervisor? Mentor? Whatever, just someone she could use to shield herself from the covens.
Her answer came in the most unexpected way, really.
Her next hiding spot was one Gotham City. Why? Because the city rife with crime would make just the greatest of hiding spots, really.
Can you tell she's running out of options?
It's gotten to a point that Sam would just, take the attention of Batman himself if that means she doesn't have to interact with the covens for one more day and boy did she get his attention.
Batman brought not just one, but two magic users. Zatanna and Constantine were their names, and Sam already finds herself eyeing up either of them to be her potential magical shield.
Now, how does she pop the question, is the question.
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nine-butterflies · 11 months
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to the bastards at apple tv that decided to release the ted lasso finale at 9 PM pacific instead of 9 PM eastern time, i, an east coast girl, would like to say, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.
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Love Hearts.
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ticklepinions · 1 year
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One thing about me is I will be a lil shit. Oh minding your own business? I think the fuck not, get bitten. Watching tic tacs on your phone? Damn then why is your phone in my hand and why are you too short to retrieve it?? Oh you're "focusing" on work? Then why am I swaddling you in a blanky for cuddle time?? Oh so we're going to the grocery store? Not without me pointing at funnily shaped fruits and saying "that's you". Oh so you give me a side eye (aka just casually look my way)? Random tickle fight loser. You're literally just existing? MmmmmmmmmMMMmMMMMm my flat ass will be twerking right in front of you before I run away screaming whatever meme sound bite is currently stuck in my head (EXACTLY! I was like ma'am /ref). Oh so you're drinking water? Damn shawty you so fine, only seggsy people hydrate and I'd like a tall glass of you beautiful aha ha (I will flirt with you /p).
Long story short, if we're friends™ there will never be a normal time ever again 🥰🥳🤠🕴🏾
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sometimes scrolling the abbott tag when you’ve got work wives and melissa muted feels like a moot point :/
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kvtnisseverdeen · 1 year
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chaoticstabby · 3 months
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All jokes aside (though they're very funny, great job everyone) I am seething that the death of an ex president who was known for being, at best, shit and at worse actively criminal, is overshadowing the victims of the wildfires
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jasontoddssuper · 2 years
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"Huntlow shouldn't be canon,it's heteronormative and not representation!"
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@itsmemaryk
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mazojo · 11 months
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I wish the ultimatum had a period where the couples go to therapy
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bubble-dream-inc · 1 year
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i mentioned my upcoming cod band AU some time ago and bassist ghost has been living in my head rent free since then. i love taking him out of character to fit my agenda <3
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pm-00 · 3 months
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almost a complete roierless month...
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inksolate · 10 months
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Bad just said he could imagine saying "Beg, Foolish, beg for mercy" if Foosh got downed. After the whole ordeal with Cucurucho on a leash a while back this doesn't surprise me. You can't hide the sadism Bad /j
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