I was at a work sponsor evening tonight and got talking to a FUCKING CARLANDO SHIPPER
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID I JUST MEET IRL
WHO WAS IT
🧡🧡🧡🧡
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when ypu don’t have a crush on anyone and you start missing your ex FROM FOUR YEARS AGO BCUZ HER TIK TOK POPPED UP ON YOUR FYP crazy shit tn
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I sometimes think about how there are people who are just okay? Like they have been okay their whole lives? Like they don't think about dying as frequently as me, which is okay ofcourse, but it's just very surprising, people have a good relationship with their parents and themselves, they don't wake up every morning hating themselves and convincing themselves that what they're doing with their days isint pointless. When you talk to them of death, they don't crave it? Like. It's just absurd to me, I want to be okay without having to work hard for it.
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And it was about this time that Alice insisted on going out in a thunderstorm to go hunting. She actually initially tried to go out as a human, but her umbrella breaking caused her to come home early. *shakehead* I decided that, if she was gonna do this, she was going to do it properly and had her transform into her beastly form before letting her go out. She came home with some nice meat, most of which went in the fridge. Between her hunting skills and Victor’s massive amounts of produce, the gang is almost self-sufficient when it comes to food. XD
While she was doing that, Victor was getting his magic on, Repairioing the busted sink and busted dryer downstairs and Scuberooing the resultant puddles (though a fail meant he had to cast it twice to properly clean up). He also practiced some Mischief magic and got Despairio, the spell that makes Sims sad -- I don’t think he’ll be USING that one, but it’s at least something else to put in the spellbook! He then headed upstairs for a nap, only to be woken by Guidry and a leaky shower -- I had him fix the latter manually for handiness and Scruberoo the mess. Gotta balance your magic with practical life skills! XD
And Smiler -- well, after their yoga session, they headed over to the party barn to chat with Guidry and indulge in a little karaoke. XD They have the giant machine, they may as well USE it! (Especially when it improves their singing skill all the way to level six.) And then it was back downstairs to the robotics bench, where third time’s the charm was in full force as they avoided getting zapped and FINALLY managed to finish their mechanism! Hooray! :D And then it was back in the house to finish the laundry and have a meaningful conversation with the dryer, leaving us with some shots of the thunderstorm’s effect on the wind and water farm (not good, as you can see) and the new treasures display case (which is working VERY well, thank you @somecreativecc)! Not a bad first day back from the vacation after all!
But tomorrow is where the fun’s really at -- next time, join us for a Valicer Spookfest! :) See you then!
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things that are canon in my head include shiv being in love with her first boyfriend’s sister
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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gertrude
[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]
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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
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conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day
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