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skyfall8600 · 2 years

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Children of Dawn Pt. 16 (A Twilight Saga Fanfiction

Note: I originally created this story back in 2020 with the first lockdowns from COVID-19. I had posted it on Wattpad under a different name, SaturnFire2000. However, I kept being drawn back to this story. It might be a while before new chapters are added, but I thought it would be worth re-posting the story on here given my new-found family of followers.

Summary: Years after the final battle, the Cullen family face new challenges. Edward and Bella take on new roles in life; Renesmee struggles to understand her goals and purpose in a world where no one is like her. The Volturi kept a large secret that could destroy them all.

Warning: Sexual references, violence, blood, supernatural. Recommended 13+.

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Chapter 16: Bella

With each passing day, the news just kept getting worse. The Volturi have claimed over ten thousand lives across Europe and Northern America, either disregarding their kills or enlisting them to join. I did not approve of what my daughter had planned, involving the humans should never be an option.

Although only half of the children were with us, it took a great toll on them. No matter how much we tried to have them be active and feed, they too slowly began to worry about their brothers and sisters. It wasn’t because they were not with them, but because of how close the Volturi were slowly getting.

Gradually our friends from across the globe began to arrive, the children were now outnumbered, and they were all just as fascinated by them as they were Renesmee.

“Do it again.” They chimed, grinning at Benjamin who made flames appear from the palm of his hand. He was always the one the children stayed with the most. We found that the youngest could mimic other’s powers, a fun surprise when she electrocuted Emmet for messing with her hair. She was now the size of a young child, no longer wanting to be held for long periods of times and wished to play with her siblings.

It pained me to be reminded just how quickly the children grew. But there was no fear this time, we knew we had all of eternity with them if all goes well.

“He’s here!” Renesmee cheered as she rushed outside. To Jacob’s displeasure, Nahuel and his sisters were set to join us this time. He was always fond of Renesmee, and Jacob hated leaving the two of them alone.

“Why is she so excited to see the guy?” Jacob grunted beside me, watching the two half-vampires embrace each other.

“He made her feel normal and not alone. If it weren’t for him and his sisters, Renesmee would have been isolated and distant. Constantly feeling different.”

“I could’ve done that myself; she doesn’t need some guy who could barely dress himself,”

I laughed, “And you can? Half your clothes get destroyed from shifting.”

“Not the same Bells, not the same. I thought that they didn’t even want to come because of the mad scientist”

“He’s not here though, Carlisle said he is somewhere where he will never reach the children again.”

“Did he say where?”

“No, I didn’t want to push it. By the look on his face, I don’t think Carlisle was all too pleased with the choice he made.”

It was clear as day that the way Carlisle was handling the situation was beginning to take a toll on him. Although he adored having the children and wanted nothing more to protect them, it pained him to learn of the destruction both them and their creators have caused on the world.

These children were our family now, and whilst they joined in a not-so-typical way, we accepted them with open arms. They were remarkable, intelligent, beautiful… but they were desirable to both vampires and humans. Carlisle started to deduct more human tests on them, just to see if they were healthy and if there was anything else, we were unaware of. Their blood proved to be a valuable source, enhancing a vampire’s gift and curing humans of diseases. A medical miracle. But at who’s cost?

“I know you don’t approve of the idea, but we are part human too.” Arabella spoke behind me, joining the two of us watching Renesmee out the window. “We can’t ignore one side of who we are.”

With her head hung down low, a wave of guilt came over me. Renesmee always fit so perfectly into our world, the human side of her was a minor difference to the rest of us. But we embraced it, allowed her to still connect with Charlie, occupationally go into town and try to blend in as much as normal. But for the others, the dark empty walls of a castle and screams were all they’ve ever known.

“Perhaps we should see if you and your siblings can control your thirst, it has grown weaker since you arrived here because you are feeding normally. It’ll be the easiest way to move forward with this plan.” I replied.

“You mean… you think we could allow the humans to help?”

“They are just as at risk as anyone else, countless of their daughters have been slaughtered in the process of creating you and your siblings. Thousands of people murdered and killed for the sake of the Volturi making a statement. They are already involved in a war they didn’t know coming.”

Seeing Arabella smile at my statement warmed my heart, regardless of how frozen cold it was. It made me think about how Edward felt when he first began to love me as a human. I have become so used to being frozen solid like a crystal gem, but there was no sense of warmth through my veins as there once was. No blood rushing to my cheeks. Forever preserved and solidified. But Arabella contained everything about me that Edward once wanted me to stay as forever.

“His sisters were the first ones like us?” She asked, her eyes locked on Nahuel.

“Yes. You can go down and speak to them.”

She shook her head, “They do not trust us yet. Only Renesmee.”

“How can you be sure?” Jacob asked. She tapped the side of her head with her index finger, arising a laughter from me. “Right, forgot you could do that too.”

“Don’t worry too much about it Jacob, most of your thoughts are too revolved around running naked in the woods.”

“Very funny.”

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#twilight fanfiction #bella x edward #renesmee x jacob #renesmee cullen #bella swan #twilight #skyfall8600

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feroluce · 2 years

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Irida and Ingo/Emmet shenanigans, how cute is that! I want to see them interact so badly!

YES RIGHT THEY COULD BE SO CUTE.

At the beginning of the game, I did NOT like Irida (religious baggage) but she really grew on me by the end of it. I like to think that before Emmet Falls, she and Ingo have a bond from being caught somewhere between mourning and not, over people that were loved but not really in their lives (Irida's mother through her early death; Emmet through Ingo's amnesia).

There's also the fact that Ingo has no memory and isn't even from Hisui in the first place, so he isn't going to be as invested in clan politics. He doesn't know how the pearl clan is "supposed" to be run and probably doesn't particularly care. It's maybe a nice breath of fresh air for Irida, and can even offer some outside perspective.

And Emmet of course is all of that and THEN some, because he Fell with his memories intact and pretty much just says whatever he thinks haha. He does not give a single shit about whatever the clans have going on, just let him enjoy his life with Ingo and he's fine. Irida is also pretty outspoken, so she and Emmet are a frightening force to be reckoned with when they're together.

When all three of them are together, it sounds like someone stuck three Chatots in an echo chamber, because Ingo is pretty rambly/chatty, Emmet is a lot less talkative but has little to no filter, and Irida is a combination of both of these.

Irida has an intense interest in the future of Hisui, too. Ingo and Emmet hadn't really been to modern Sinnoh much, but they fill her in on as much as they can. She listens with rapt attention while they tell her how people and pokemon live side-by-side, how battling is more like a form of communication, how the space of Hisui evolves... Her beloved icelands become home to Snowpoint City, and a powerful gym, and Irida feels so proud of it.

Since she's leader, it's mostly Irida watching over them, but the twins try to look out for her too when they can. I just want for someone to be really rude or even slightly threatening to Irida and she doesn't give a shit, but Ingo beckons her over at the same time that Emmet suddenly slings an arm around the person and leads them away.

Irida: What's the problem?

Ingo: I don't like that person.

Irida: Me neither, but I don't see why-

Ingo: Neither does Emmet.

Irida: Uh oh.

Emmet comes back around a few seconds later, asshole still in tow but now much more nervous looking. He lets them go, but instead of taking up his usual spot next to his brother, Emmet stands at Irida's other shoulder, opposite Ingo. And they both stay there staring like a couple of creepy gargoyles until the person is done and leaves.

I want them to go to the hot springs in the icelands together, too! There's only two, and they're pretty far apart, not to mention they could be literal lifesavers with how cold it is, so I feel like there's not a lot of room for shame in Hisuian times. Ingo and Emmet are a couple of losers, they get all nervous when they realize this because they're used to having them separated by gender. Irida meanwhile is used to it, does not care, and her only reaction is to tell them to turn around for a minute while she strips and gets in skxkdnmsmd

(Since Irida doesn't make a big deal of it, it makes it easier for them to relax too, and they all just sit there completely chill, Ingo in the middle radiating contentedness while he thinks about how nice his life is now)

And the twins teaching her to battle! It's not just as simple as leveling up her Glaceon, Irida has to work hard and learn to be a good trainer, too! When she manages to win a battle they conduct for her at the training grounds, Ingo happily praises her progress and Emmet is so excited he picks her up and swings her around in a hug.

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fairydraws04 · 5 years

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The Afterlife Of A Time Traveler

(hey guys! I wrote this fanfic and AU! it’s currently 1AM, I just finished it and it probably sucks but I don’t care!)

Rex was terrified. No Lego he knew had ever died. Even Vitruvius had come back from the dead, proving in some way there was no Lego afterlife - and yet he had just disappeared from existence. Everything was black around him. He started crying. “H-hello?” he said into the darkness, barely even trying to use his tough guy voice, plus his voice cracking due to him crying. Information was fed into his head. He had a choice he could make. He could stay there and suffer for eternity, or start a new life in a completely different universe. He was given a minute to decide. He felt bad about his mistakes, and stopped crying, but still with a shaky voice said “I want to sta...start over.” with that very sentence, his minifigure body glowed with pain. Everything hurt. He could feel things he had never felt on his body before. And then, in an instant, he wasn’t in the darkness anymore.

“Who are you?” said the voice of a young teenager. He sounded defensive. Rex opened his eyes, which had been closed because of the pain, and looked around. Seeing not only how different his surroundings were, but seeing Legos - Emmet - no, his whole universe on the grass he was standing on at a smaller scale, drove him into a panic attack. He fell to the ground on his face, crying and shaking, which freaked out this young teenager and his sister even more. “Bia you go get mom, I’ll stay here and make sure he’s okay.” said the teenager. The girl nodded and ran off, and the boy walked over to Rex. “Hey dude are you okay? You kinda just appeared out of thin air” he asked. Rex couldn’t move. A woman ran through the door to the backyard. “What happened?” she asked the kids. “He just appeared out of thin air mom!” said the girl. “Finn, what happened?” she obviously didn’t believe her daughter. “Mom, you’re really not gonna believe this but he just appeared out of thin air.” said the boy. “Really? Have you seen this boy before?” the siblings looked at each other, shrugged, and look back at their mother. “No mom” said the girl. “You’re sure he doesn’t go to your school?” she asked the boy. “Yeah I’m pretty sure, I know most of the kids in my grade and the ones I don’t I think I would at least recognize.” responded the boy. “Huh. well we can’t just leave him lying here, Finn, can you drag him to the couch?” said the mom. “sure mom.” said the boy, picking up Rex by the hands which he then put around his neck in a fireman carry. He then carried Rex, who was knocked unconscious upon hitting the ground, to the couch in the living room of the house. He laid him down face up, noticing his nose was bleeding. “I'll umm… go grab tissues to help him” said the girl, running off. Rex's face was now clearly visible and very different from his Lego face. His hair was mostly the same shape and color, but his yellow plastic “skin” was now pale. He also had freckles and acne in the place of where stubble use to be. He looked like a normal 13-14 year old boy.

“And you swear you’ve never seen this kid before?” said the mom, putting tissues up Rex's nose to help stop the bleeding. “yes mom” said the boy. The girl nodded. Rex had been breathing out of his nose, so it now being clogged by tissues woke him up. His eyes opened quickly and he started to panic again, trying to sit up but not having enough energy to. “its okay, its okay,” said the mom, trying to calm rex down. “What’s your name?” she asked once he was calm. “...Rex.” Said Rex, his voice shaky. Just then, the Mom got a call on her cellphone. “Hang on, sorry I gotta take this. Kids, can you try to help him out?” she said, picking up her phone and holding it to her chest while walking away from the kids. “My name’s Finn and this is my sister Bianca. So… Rex.. Where are you from?” Asked Finn. No response. “What are your parents names?” Asked Finn, again. No response. “Do you have amnesia?” asked Bianca. “Sis, if he had amnesia he wouldn’t know it, and I don’t think that’s an appropriate thing to ask him.” Finn looked back at Rex. “Sorry about her. But, do you have amnesia?” He asked Rex. Rex shrugged and shook his head no. “Well, what do you remember then? You have to be able to tell us something, right?” asked Finn. Rex thought about it for a second, and then noticed the Legos were still visible through glass door to the backyard. He pointed at them. “Legos?” said Bianca, confused. “Legos… is that it?” asked Finn. “I umm.. I don’t think you want to hear the full story…” said Rex, his voice still cracking. “Can you give us a short, believable version of it?” asked Bianca. “I...I can try.” replied Rex. “I am… or I at least was, a Lego.” he said, serious as he could be. Bianca snorted. “Yeah right, you were a Lego, next thing you’re gonna tell me is that you know Emmet and Lucy right?” asked Finn, doubting Rex. The very mention of Emmet’s name sent a dagger into Rex’s heart. “Yeah, they were my best friends. Wyldstyle, Unikitty, Metalbeard, Benny, Batman, Emmet, all of them. Even Vitruvius, y’know before he died. I even helped defeat President Business 5 years ago! Everything is Awesome will always be my favorite song, and Bricksburg, or apocalypse burg, or whatever you two are calling it now will always be my true home.” he said, his voice cracking and his old voice seeping in. Finn and Bianca couldn’t believe their ears. “Wh..Who..What..” Finn was in shock. This wasn’t really happening. A Lego minifigure didn’t just come to life, no, this kid was just crazy. “Who are...Who were you?” asked Bianca. This question confused Rex, but he answered the way he wanted to. “My name is Rex Dangervest.” Said Rex. “sounds like a name you would come up with bro.” she said to Finn. “how to you believe this so easily Bia, it’s impossible!” Finn said, raising his voice a little. “Well nothing is impossible if you just try” she said, quietly. “She’s right” Rex said, agreeing with Bianca. Finn sighed. “As much as I don’t believe this whole thing and as impossible as it might be… you do have a point” he said. Rex sat up, now having the energy to do so. “So... how close were you and Emmet?” asked Finn, now curious what Rex might know about the character he had spent the last 5 years creating, despite not remembering Rex’s existence at all. Rex hesitated before answering the question. “...We were super close. He was basically like a little brother to me.” he didn’t want to tell anyone about his true past, or that he was Emmet just yet. He needed them to trust him for some amount of time before that. “Uh huh.” said Finn, not believing Rex again. “What’s wrong with that?” asked Bianca. “Sis, him saying that is basically saying that he was… Queen Whatevera Wana’bi’s sister or daughter. It doesn’t make sense in the story.” Finn explained. “...oh.” replied Bianca. “Yeah. who are you really?” asked Finn. At this point, their mom came back, stopping this conversation. “I am so sorry about that Rex.” she said, then she turned her attention to her kids. “Kids, Dad had to go to an important business meeting and won't be back till next weekend.” she explained. “Okay.” said Finn. Bianca nodded. “Now, Rex, do you, I don’t know, remember anything before you “magically appeared” in our backyard?” asked the mom. “He’s a Lego from a different dimension!” exclaimed Bianca. “Bia!” Exclaimed Finn, knowing his sister didn’t understand how crazy this sounded. “Really?” said the mom, trying to tell herself that her kids weren’t crazy but knowing full well that they probably were. Rex nodded. “Yeah, sure, what else did he say?” asked the mom, not buying it. “He knew all Finn’s character’s names! I bet he even knows mine! He says that he was Emmet’s brother!” exclaimed Bianca, excited. “Well today is just a day of very interesting events I guess. Rex, if your parents don’t show up here by next Monday we’re kicking you out on the streets.” said the mom. “...okay…” said Rex, worried. What could he do in a week?

A lot. As he learned, he could do a lot in a week.

That week, Bianca and Finn both happened to be on spring break, so they and Rex spent the whole week playing with Legos. Rex even made his own character to play with them as! A dog trainer named Ripley who trained Dinosaur-Dog hybrids. Mainly raptors. He learned more about what Finn and Bianca thought of the characters, and how they saw his whole world. It was hard for him to watch at some points, knowing he ending things as he did, and there was no way Emmet knew that Ripley was actually Rex. Sure, Emmet knew about Finn’s existence from the whole kragle thing when he was taken out of his world before, but there was nothing linking that kid and Rex together in anyway.

In Emmet’s world, Ripley had the same voice as rex did and it freaked him out. Rex had been sleeping on the couch the whole week. He didn’t mind it. The kid’s mom gave him acne cream because his acne was bad. He didn’t mind it. He didn’t mind anything that they did to him that would seem bad, because he had been through so much worse. But to know these people were part of the reason he was stuck under that dryer for so many years? He did mind that. That

Sunday, the day before Rex would inevitably be kicked out on the street, Bianca went over to a friend’s house, meaning it would just be him and Finn.

The perfect time to tell Finn the truth.

“Hey Finn?” asked Rex. had been fiddling around with some Legos while Finn texted someone. “Yeah Rex?” Replied Finn. “Can I talk to you about something?” asked Rex. “...Sure, what is it?” responded Finn, a bit confused. “Can we go inside?” asked Rex, unsure of who would be listening if they were outside, and still in the body of an anxious 13 year old. “...Sure” replied Finn, still unsure of what was going on. They went up to Finn’s room, Rex sitting on the bed and Finn sitting on his swivel chair. “So, what did you want to talk to me about?” asked Finn. “a week ago, you asked who I am… Who I really am…” said Rex, looking down at the carpeted floor. “Yeah, and?” responded Finn, confused. “Finn… I lied.” Said Rex. “I knew it!” exclaimed Finn. “So what are you, some weird kid who’s been spying on me for the month or something?” Said Finn, both mad at Rex but happy that he was right. “No Finn…” said Rex, taking something out of his pocket. He held up a plastic Lego minifigure of a construction worker. “I am Emmet.” Said Rex, with a serious look on his face. Finn just stared at him in awe. Well, at least it looked like Awe. it was more of a mix of fear, confusion, and somewhat surprise. “That’s impossible.” He said, now sounding mad at Rex. “I’m from a different dimension. One where my ship got blown up and I landed on-under the dryer. You and your sister never made up and I was stuck under the dryer for years. And eventually, something in me died down there. I built a time machine to go back and save my past self from blowing up the ship. Of course, not without getting a team of raptors and building a ship to protect the galaxy beforehand.” explained Rex. Finn didn’t believe a word of this. “What the hell. I thought we were friends, Rex. but if you’re just going to lie to me more, well then maybe I’m glad mom is kicking you out tomorrow.” Finn yelled at Rex, ripping Emmet out of his hands. Rex went into another state of panic. But this time, he felt something different. As if he shrunk down to the size of a Lego. He looked at his hands. He was a Lego again. “REX????!!” Exclaimed Finn, his chair backing into his desk. He couldn’t believe it. Rex had been telling the truth this whole time. He did the only logical thing he could think of. He took Emmet (who was sleeping anyways so this was probably just a weird nightmare to him) and Lego Rex back to the backyard, putting Emmet back where he had been before doing anything else. Rex came back to life as a human on the grass of the backyard. “Rex!!” exclaimed Finn, now happy as ever to see the human counterpart of the alternate timeline version of his favorite Lego character. “See kid, I wasn’t lying.” Said Rex, sounding just like his old self again. Without a second thought, Finn gave Rex a hug. “Kid?” Rex was confused by this. Finn was crying a little. When he was done with that, he explained himself. “You’re the closest thing I’ll ever get to meeting Emmet Brickowski for real. You’re the closest thing I’ll get to me meeting my best friend.” this made Rex start crying too. The two boys came up with a plan, once they realized Rex could change from human to Lego and Lego to human whenever he wanted to. He transformed into a Lego and waited in front of Emmet and Lucy’s house.

Rex cautiously knocked on the door. “Coming!” said a familiar voice. Emmet opened the door. “R..Rex?” he said, staring at Rex. “Hey...Emmet…” replied Rex. “how are you still alive? I thought you disappeared forever! Wait, were you Ripley the whole time?” “Emmet, who are you talking to?” said another voice familiar to Rex, except it was a girl’s this time. Wyldstyle. “Rex?” she just looked at Rex in shock. And so, Rex explained what happened to him to them. “So, let me get this straight. You became human, became best friend’s with the man upstairs’s son, and then found a way to become a Lego again?” Said Lucy, still in shock. “Yeah well he didn’t believe the Lego side of the story either so.” Said Rex. “well I believe it.” said Emmet. “Emmet, you can’t be so trusting of Rex” said Lucy. “Lucy, you haven’t seen the man upstairs’s son. Rex and I have.” said Emmet, trying to find a way to trust Rex. “yeah, well I’m pretty sure I’ve seen his daughter!” Lucy blurted out. “You what” said the two boys in unison. “After you destroyed everything, a...human girl picked me up and just stared at me before throwing me into the abyss with the others.” explained Lucy. “Bianca.” said Rex. “that was Bianca.” he continued. “And the Boy’s name is Finn right?” asked Emmet, remembering Rex’s story. “Correct.” replied Rex. “hmm…” Lucy was In just as much disbelief as Finn was, and Emmet was acting more like Bianca had before when Rex explained his backstory to her. “You have no proof!” Said Wyldstyle. “And you have no way to disprove me.” said Rex. Lucy did not like this fact. “Emmet, he tried to trap you under in the undar system of dryer. You can’t trust him.” “well maybe you can’t, but I can.” said Emmet. And from that day on, Rex lived a double life, in the Lego and human worlds. Mostly in the Lego world. He befriended the rest of Emmet’s friends and apologized for ruining Queen Whatevra Wana’bi’ and Batman’s Wedding. Eventually Lucy learned to trust Rex. Back in the human world, Rex would tell Bianca and Finn about what he and the others would do, and how their imagination was just the start of what really happened in the Lego world.

#tlm2 #tlm2 spoilers #the lego movie 2 #tlm2 fanfic #rex dangervest #tlm2 bianca #tlm2 finn #tlm finn #fanfic #my art #TeenHuman!RexAU #tlm2 emmet #tlm2 wyldstyle

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lapushandforks · 5 years

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Human Girl

Prologue

The beach was always my favorite place on a rainy day. Weird I know, most people like the beach on sunny days, but the cloudy weather and rain was always my favorite weather and the cool breeze made the beach so much better, but since moving in with the Cullen’s, I haven’t gone to the beach, La Push was the closets and they said it’s not safe. I never asked why I trusted my new family. They took me in when nobody else would. I moved to Washington hoping to find a purpose in life after my mother died. I didn’t have a purpose before she died, but now there was nothing tying me down to Michigan. Carlisle found me digging through trash at the hospital for food one night and bought me food down the street. Within a week he offered me a bed and a place to stay. I took it and worked 2 jobs to try and pay them to rent, but they refused to take my money and let me stay there for free. I never apricated someone so much. My new family was amazing, I had five “siblings” all adoptive as well. But they were all together so I was alone most of the time. But that didn’t bug me, they still tried to include me in everything. After a few months of living with them, they sat down to tell me they were vampires. It was a shock at first, and I thought that’s why they took me in, to feed on. But soon all the myths were debunked and I have been keeping their secret for less than a year now. Of all my siblings, Rosalie was my favorite. She would teach me all these fun facts about cars and helped me build one. She and Esme, my mother, learned how to cook for me. They had a schedule, Monday was chicken, Tuesday tacos, Wednesday was pasta, Thursday was out to eat with them (though they always ordered but never ate), Friday was pizza and movie night, and the weekends was whatever I wanted. They always made sure to have snacks and drinks for me, and would always help me whenever I needed something. Edward, my brother, thought me piano and Latin. Emmet and I bonded over sports especially hockey, we would travel up to Vancouver for games. Alice was great, always helping me with my fashion, and Jasper would always be up for the stories of my old life. I loved them more than anything.

One day Edward brought his girlfriend over, Bella. And she was human like me. I was so excited to finally have someone to talk to about these things. Bella went to school unlike me, I graduated back in Michigan and really didn’t want to go back to school yet, no matter how hard Carlisle tried pushing me to peruse higher education, but he respected my decisions. Bella was quiet, and she and Edward have an interesting relationship. And that’s how we get to where we are today, me and my family in Alaska when Edward left Bella and ran off. We all worried about him, and how Bella was doing, but we stayed out and lived with their cousins. Until Alice has a vision.

#twilight #fanfic #edward cullen #forks

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harmonic-psyche · 6 years

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The Finalysis: @askgiegueandcrew

Hey y’all! Here is my first post in The Finalysis. Below, I analyze the personalities of 26 characters from @askgiegueandcrew and @bunchofaliens, in alphabetical order. Here are a few summary charts:

“Holy heck there’s a lot of characters right now.” -M

Without further ado, here are my explanations for why I put those characters where I did — and why I excluded the characters that I did.

Bala: Probably ESFP.

“Rather over the top and exaggerated,” Kalpana’s husband “has a more serious side, too, but it's very hard to get him to show it.” Being extra indicates extraversion and a high Feeling function, since if it was lower then he would not be so open with his emotions. A lack of seriousness is most common in E__P types. A love of explosions often comes from Se’s visceral love of intense sensory experience, and boy does he love explosions. His only line in the @askgiegueandcrew narrative is “I’m going to blast all this out of the way!” (not counting his one line on @bunchofaliens discussing his family tree) with a scarily huge wide-eyed grin to match.

Captain Deepsea ("Malarky"): Seems like an INFJ.

Despite being funkiest disco-loving robot in the solar system, Captain Deepsea comes across as more of a wise father figure than a wild partier. He is "very, very patient" and warmhearted towards his crew. This kindness combines with his curiosity to produce an unusual amount of leniency. Contrast the rigid, strict rule enforcement of the predominantly ISTJ gieeg and Starman leadership — particularly as displayed by Alum, Giegue, and Henry Killjoy. Unlike any other Starman Army leader save Niiue, "the word most folks would use to describe Deepsea" is "[e]ccentric." Malarky's voice carries a tone of "calm authority," and he gains respect from his subordinates not by explicitly demanding it but earning it implicitly through socialization, as one would expect from a Fe rather than Te user. He keeps his cape for sentimental reasons, again implying F over T. While not obvious, Ni seems implicit in his love of learning and his humor style of playing with language. For the latter, consider his in-game speech to Alin and co: "I knew you'd come after the *whirr* Apple ... [but] if you fell me, more take my place ... So how do you like them apples?"

I am not entirely confident calling Malarky Ni-dominant, though, because he “Likes following orders,” rarely questions them, and fully swallowed Giegue's Kool-Aid (e.g. when he said in CogDis that "the might of the Transcendent One is approaching infinity itself"). I would have expected that, at some point, the gieegs' orders would conflict with an INFJ's idealism (contrast Istic, Hahu, and Harod). The Captain seems chill about everything, whereas an INFJ often has Very Lofty and Serious Ideals. Still, Malarky does not seem to show Fi's fiery individualism, Ti's blunt lack of social tact, Si's rigid standards, or Se's impulsivity in his dominant function. I could see him as a high Ne-user, but even ignoring his obedience, that would imply either high Ti or high Fi. INFJ it is, I guess.

Crazy-Eyes: No clue.

The only things that I know about this mysterious character are that 1) they have crazy eyes, 2) Origen thinks they are "very talented," and 3) they dislike anons bursting into their lab. At this point, I cannot even venture a guess.

Emmet: Probably ESFJ, maybe ISFJ.

Despite being a fairly simple "music dork" who only wants to play his guitar, I found Emmet difficult to figure out. At first I considered him an introvert because he is generally passive and indifferent, letting things happen to him without much agency. But even though Vivek thinks that Emmet is a jerk, Emmet shows dominant Fe. Showing affection to random anons is no problem for him.

More importantly, he is loyal to his friends (Fe) and then to authority (Si) in that order. When helping the protagonists steal an Apple piece from Giegue, he thought primarily about how it would make his friends feel. While he called Col. Saturn "real great" for "explainin' all this stuff to me" because it "[m]akes it feel a lot less like I’m breakin’ too many rules!," he felt bad about disappointing Malars. Despite his treason, Emmet is very obedient. He betrayed Giegue only because his friends asked. Afterwards, Emmet had no problem deciding to turn himself in. Even though losing his guitar devastated him, he still prioritized completing his work. When asked by Harod, he did not even understand the concept of questioning authority. These show high Si, and thus ESFJ.

Euclid: Seems like an ESFJ, maybe ENFP.

An enthusiastically creative, determined kid with a goal-oriented mindset, a positive attitude, and a lot of respect for authority figures. Positivity and enthusiasm support E_F_. Determination and respect for authority support high Si. While his occasional randomness and righteously indignant sass make ENFP also seem likely — especially since he does not seem to care about being messy — his strong work-related principles imply strong Si. I considered that an ENFJ typing could reconcile those traits, but they still seem Ne/Si and I have seen no evidence of Ni or Se. I do not think I have seen enough of Euclid to type him precisely.

Giegue: Definitely ISTJ.

See his and Niiue's analysis via @cogdisblogging, or his (revised-ish) analysis via Starmen.NET, for details.

Giselle: Seems like an ESFP, maybe ESTP.

"No number of yesterdays are more important than today. That's where you gotta focus." This “short description” of Giselle shows Se’s focus on living in the present, without planning for the future or dwelling on the past. Her “occupation” is a “Sled Expert and Life Enjoyer” and she is “[a]lways looking for excitement and fun things to do,” showing that she prioritizes new experiences (Se) and happiness (Fi) over practical matters (Te) or long-term goals (Ni). As is most common for E_F_ types, her “personality” is “[b]right and chipper!” and she “talks fast ... like a hurricane.” The latter shows how, in contrast to I__J types, she takes life at a fast pace. Inferior Ni is evident not only in her ignorance of long term goals, but in that she “dislikes ... books” and wants “noooo, no, no reading.” Her “bad habits” include “[p]ushing on ahead no matter what without stopping to think about things,” again showing that the long-term planning function Ni is inferior. Her “sworn enemy” is “[s]ocietal constraints,” showing Se’s love of freedom and Fi’s prioritization of personal passion over politeness and social norms.

I found no posts about Giselle on Tumblr, so I based my conclusion entirely on her Charahub. Since I have not seen any dialogue or social interactions including her, I cannot claim much confidence in assigning her a personality type even though the Charahub description strongly indicates Se-dominance. She could also potentially be an ESTP: although I have seen no evidence of Ti, I have seen nothing to rule it out either.

Kalpana: Probably ESFJ.

The loving mother of Vivek and Mips, Kalpana tries to help others and take care of their needs. "She tries to be very positive and loves to help out[;] is outgoing among small groups, but closes up a lot in crowds[; and] is rather dreamy." Fe-dominants disproportionately radiate positivity and love to help others. It is somewhat surprising that she closes up in crowds and is rather dreamy, as those would be more expected for an I, N, and/or P type. Still, her "patience level" is "[v]ery high with everyone who isn't Malik or Nila," so in other words, she automatically extends patience to everyone who is not rude. That shows dominant Fe because of the expectation of reciprocal kindness in social behavior. The "deadly sin that best represents" her is "wrath," which would be difficult to explain in an I_FJ. The "most important person in [her] life" is "everyone in her family," which coheres well with SFJs' tendency to value family more than other types.

Working as a "spiritual healer/housewife" shows her Fe-based desire to nurture. She seems to have a penchant for giving gifts to others, which demonstrates the wide-ranging generosity of dominant Fe. In Niiue's mind, her manifestation asked if he'd had enough to eat, showing that she is a Mom Friend even to others besides her children. She is still very strong-willed and can be very blunt, as shown by her badass/sassy response to Porky and repulsion to Malik, making an I_F_ type unlikely. Together, these imply ESFJ.

Keter: Seems like an INFP.

Similar to her brother Euclid, but less likely to take initiative and more likely to enjoy solitary activities like reading. I thought she was ISFJ at first, but she does not seem to show the typical ISFJ nervousness — at least as much as someone like Mips. She is also much more of a daydreamer than most Si-dominants. Her hopeless-romantic attitude supports an INFP typing, as does the possibly Ne-based randomness she shares with her brother. Like her brother, I have not seen enough of her to be sure.

Koru: No clue.

I have found no information about her personality, including on her Charahub page and the two posts that she appeared in on @askgiegueandcrew.

Lilac: No clue.

I have not seen enough content to guess Ano’s and Ore’s mother’s type. While her Charahub calls her “[v]ery, very bitter and very, very troubled” and notes that she “can seem very threatening when she wants to be,” these are insufficient for me to hazard a decent guess — especially since the latter is probably situational: “She was put under house arrest because she wouldn't help the government convince her mate to cooperate.” Her demeanor sounds like it might be an INTJ’s, but I have only stereotypes to use there.

Lochan: Probably an ISTP.

"Spooks' perpetually grumpy dad" has precisely the opposite attitude as his daughter: where she is eternally upbeat and optimistic, Lochan "comes off as really grumpy and really ill-tempered." A grumpy attitude often implies I_T_, since introverts are less likely to enjoy social interaction and Thinkers are less likely to care about appearing friendly. As another factor explaining his grumpiness, "he just isn't the best at showing how he feels about others," showing inferior Fe. The "most appropriate TV Trope(s)" to describe him include "[s]our outside sad inside" and "Silly rabbit idealism is for kids," again showing the lack of Fe's warmth and idealism. I_T_ types are probably most likely to frequently call others idiots, as he evidently does.

Lochan's "bad habits" include "[t]alking without thinking things through," showing Se's impulsivity. When asked his age, he dismissed the question as irrelevant, showing the STP impatience for the impractical. The hair-trigger argumentative temper evident in his "strong opinions" and tendency to yell about them also indicates Se rather than Ne (compare Zarbol and contrast Ano), since ESTPs often become angry in arguments whereas ENTPs simply like to troll. If he had high Ne, he would probably show mischievous (contrast Ano and Static) or eccentric (contrast Niiue and Origen) behavior, but he shows neither.

Loris: Seems like an INFP.

This “standard blue starman” is “[f]airly straight forward,” but “can get a bit too curious and nosy about things” and is. A bit. Gullible.” Curiosity is most common in high Ne-users, and NF types are often gullible because they lack ST-types’ realistic (S) skepticism (T). Loris’s “patience” is “high,” unlike high Se-users. The limited dialogue that Loris gives shows the same kind of eccentric strangeness as Origen (INTP): “[T]his one is a wobblebot, look at it go! Wobble wobble, wobble wobble!” As a “Wide-eyed Idealist,” Loris lacks the cynicism one would expect from an I_T_ type. His “bad habits” include “[w]andering after his friends,” often right behind them: “[L]oris is really annoying and follows his friends around places,” showing a lack of the social awareness that one would expect from a high Fe-user.

Manjula ("Jula"): Probably ENFJ, maybe ESFJ.

This “too precious” child practically radiates dominant Fe. Blatantly kind, caring, “full of love,” and empathetic, she generally tries to help everyone. Friendship is one of her strongest values. Her voice is "[s]oft and kind," and conveys sincere interest in others. She has a special talent for "[o]rganizing groups together and encouraging teamwork." Manjula is a "responsible child who has a good amount of bravery and intuition about getting others to work together well," which shows Fe-dominance because auxiliary Fe would be much more passive. Frankly, if she is not Fe-dominant, I will eat a hat. Perhaps Manjula and Iso should have a fight to the death to see who better exemplifies the wholesome sweetness of dominant Fe, if either could ever be convinced to fight.

I am less sure that Manjula has Ni instead of Si, but her dialogue often seems to carry Ni's undertone of wisdom beyond her years.

Max: No clue.

I have not seen enough content to make a guess. I only know that he "do[es] not want to fight" and that he was scrapped, but those say little about his personality type.

Mips: Definitely ISFJ.

Cute nervous cinnamon roll who likes to take things slowly instead of acting on impulse. His reclusive tendencies show introversion. Likewise, his politeness, sensitivity, and desire to help others too much show high Fe. When asked, Mips was happy to share a long list of people he loves and the whole thing is adorably cheesy, showing his eagerness to openly discuss feelings. For Mips and many other Si-users, security entails comfort and vice versa: one of the reasons he loves Larice is that the Starman "makes me feel like I have a solid foundation to stand on" (compare Ambrosios). Conversely, he is known as a "scaredy mook" who struggles with paranoia and distrusting others due to inferior Ne. The inferior function is usually not trusted, and Ne holds many possibilities at once, so Mips fears the possibilities he sees.

Speaking of Mips the "scaredy mook," this actually happened (as of 2018-06-11):

I think that speaks for itself.

Nik: Probably ESFJ, maybe ENFP.

This "very up-beat and chatty" mook is "[p]retty social and ready to talk," showing extraversion and a high Feeling function. Love is "really important and not somethin' to give up on" to Nik, showing the sappy emotional idealism of Fe-dominance. His "bad habits" include "[b]eing too stuck in his ways" and "not hearing new points of view." Similarly, his "pet peeves" include "[h]aving his beliefs challenged." Both show the stubbornness of an immature high-Si-user, unwilling to consider alternative possibilities through Ne. Nik's "personal problem" of "not wanting to give up on the past" also shows high Si, since Si often focuses on the past. While Nik has a "chaotic good" alignment and is a "ditz," which would cohere better with an ENFP typing than ESFJ, typing based on alignments is often unreliable. Plus, it is far easier to imagine a ditzy ESFJ than an ideologically stubborn ENFP stuck in their ways who refuses to give up on the past.

Nila: Almost certainly ISTP.

"The goddamn doctor around here" is a grumpalumpagus like Malik — reclusive, practical, and tough, among other ISTP qualities. She has no patience, is best represented by the deadly sin of Sloth, and has personal problems with "being too apathetic at times" and consequently lacking motivation. In other words, she is almost certainly not a Si- or Te-dominant. Her tone with others tends to be very blunt and gruff, making her "not all that pleasant to deal with," and she dislikes impractical socialization. All of those show inferior Fe. After healing Ambrosios, for example, she told him to "git, get up, you're fine now ... 'n learn to use your healin' and life-up PSI, you're a mook, dammit." When Iso asked to become her apprentice, Nila asked the butterfly to "Tell me why this won’t be a waste of my time," and Nila has (endearingly, I think hope) referred to Saral the ISFJ as a "nice and borin'" "idiot" and a "git." Insensitive apathy implies high Ti, and her down-to-earth straightforwardness implies that she is not an INTP.

Behind her demeanor, though, Nila seems to be unusually driven by Fe. Her inferior Fe motivates her career as a healer. Apparently she even gives others therapy to help heal minds as well as bodies. She makes a nice contrast with Iso the ENFJ, and each helps the other with their weaknesses: unlike Nila, Iso is uncomfortable dealing with gore, but on the other hand, Iso has used her social skills to help compensate for Nila's lack thereof.

Origanum Vulgare ("Ore"): Almost certainly ISTJ.

Ore is a HUGE nerd and somewhat of an ISTJ stereotype, although a different kind than Alum. Emotional expression, or emotional anything, is not his strong suit. Friendship is a foreign concept to Ore. Due to his dominant Si, Ore has been highly obedient since his childhood. He obsesses over the details and minutia of his special interest — plants — to the exclusion of everything else, storing it all in memory. As Euclid eloquently put it, flowers "are one of his reasons for being." Intensive memory for concrete details is a hallmark of high Si. Not only does he consider endlessly studying mooks fun, but he considers it "illogical" to receive appreciation when he has yet to publish his research findings. Regarding mooks, academic study is even how he expresses romantic feelings unless that Elmadan x Ore fic is non-canon, in which case lol whoops.

I also consider INTP a serious possibility due to his occasional problem of forgetting that the outside world exists. However, an INTP typing cannot explain his obedience ("It's like he can do no wrong or something"), his intensive focus on one concrete subject, his "addiction [to] work," or his diametric contrast with Ano — and with Static, for that matter. He may show the "absentminded professor" stereotype common to INTPs, but he is not the same type as Origen.

Origen: Definitely INTP.

See full analysis for details.

Pelly: Almost certainly ESFJ.

This happy gieeg's expressive optimism, desire to help others, high patience level, and Lawful Good alignment exemplify dominant Fe. Her unwavering loyalty to her friends, family, and superiors shows strong Si. She felt angriest when people try to bully her brother or Alum, and hates bullies in general, which shows Fe's desire to protect others and Si's family loyalty. One might expect her protective instincts to impede her profession as a soldier, but she copes by reminding herself that she does everything to help her loved ones and "[tries] to keep my morals, even on the battlefield." After all, she believes that "[y]ou can kill without being a bully." If not for that belief, the cognitive dissonance between her moral feelings and her duty as a soldier would probably tear her apart.

Pia: Definitely ISFJ.

Pia's absolute loyalty and obedience to the orders of his "master(s)," to the extent that he is very frequently called a loyal dog as a joke, display dominant Si. When told that extreme obedience might cause his death, he said, "That's...ok." Like Pelly's, his unwaveringly compassionate and protective behavior — especially towards children — shows high Fe. The contrast between Pia's Fe and Giegue's Te is evident in that Pia thinks they are friends but Giegue does not (but for the record, Pia is probably right). Pia's inability to understand metaphors, puns, colloquialisms, or abstractions in general shows inferior Ne combined with low intelligence. A less intelligent person with high Ne may understand abstraction but not understand reality (contrast Patrick Star the INTP). Pia is a stereotypical ISFJ in almost every way, except that he is not (usually, with exceptions) visibly nervous (at least compared to e.g. Mips).

Pimpinella Anisum ("Ano"): Definitely ENTP.

See full analysis for details. Also, I really should have included this gem in her analysis: "Personality: Wow, what a bitch."

Rigby: Probably ESTP.

This shady character “has the kind of voice you instinctively don't want to trust,” perhaps because he exudes sketchiness and is the kind of salesman who is a bit too eager. The contrast between outer friendliness and salesmanlike insincerity is especially common among E_TPs, who use their Fe to project a friendly demeanor despite that it rarely gives them altruistic motivations (compare Ariana). Rigby’s technical skills (”He's actually really good with gadgets and inventing”) and love of “tinkering” show that he loves working with concrete yet logical systems due to Ti (compare Ayjo and Malik). Specifically, he loves “making explosives” since Se’s craving for sensory intensity makes him viscerally love fire (compare Bala and Zicca).

Like many STPs and few SJs, he “dislikes ... the law” because it imposes seemingly arbitrary rules on his freedom, making him willing to conduct (despite his insistence otherwise) legally dubious sales. Similarly, he would probably rather not “get married, ... have kids, [or] raise a family.” The aversion to commitment shows low Feeling and no Si. Rigby even shows the characteristic crude and slang-filled Se-dominant speaking style (compare Boson and Juice). While it may be dangerous to assume that only Se-dominants use it, so far that heuristic has seemed fairly reliable.

Saral: Definitely ISFJ.

See full analysis for details.

Sprita ("Spooks"): Definitely ENFP.

Above all, Spooks is "excitable and cheerful!" This "Wide-eyed Idealist" with a "Sunny sunflower disposition" has a "bright and bubbly" voice, and the element which best represents her is "sunshine." Her excessively friendly demeanor shows extraversion and Feeling, while her playful spontaneity points to Ne or Se dominance. Her romanticism suggests _NF_. When asked about how to biologically classify mooks, she replied, "I like thinkin[g that] we're like works of art, beautiful and unique!" which is one of the most violently ENFP sentences that I have ever read. It upheld romantic, happy idealism while notably providing zero concrete scientific details. Spooks is also known as "the Supreme Ribbon Noodle" because she wears cute ribbons and gives others cute ribbons and is a cute ribbon. She constantly calls stuff "cute," but maybe she is merely projecting. After all, she is "very determined" to be adorable, and her determination is obviously paying off (EEEEEEE, she’s so cute!). Like certain other ENFPs that I could mention, Spooks is a Motor Mouth who excitedly "goes on and on" and doesn't shut up while talking —especially about feelings, since she "is here to talk about feelings." Unlike Beams, Spooks fully embraces that she is Delightfully Squooshy. Spooks is basically the same as ViHart, another ENFP.

Tonic: Probably INFJ, maybe ISFJ.

This small friend "is mild-mannered, but determined," and a "bit withdrawn around strangers, but she warms up to others after a bit." Like Yi, the contrast between her warmth and her reclusive shyness shows introversion and auxiliary Fe. A mild-mannered attitude generally indicates I_F_, as does a "[s]oft and sweet" voice. " "She stays as positive as she can," showing the optimism of high Fe. The idea of killing someone repulses her, even Elmadan when he shut down Bowfest. Ni-dominance makes her "seem very reliable" and “determined” with a "[h]igh" patience level. Yet Ni also gives her the "personal problem" that she "isn't outgoing and doesn't know how to reach out and get what she wants on her own." Ni generally takes things slowly, avoiding impulsive action. Fe prefers to act polite instead of blunt to maintain social harmony. Both make it difficult to act assertively and take social risks. When nervous, she "pretend[s] she isn't in the ship and just go[es] quiet," since as an introvert she generally feels more comfortable out of the spotlight. Then, she lets her extravert brother do the talking — although she sometimes discourages that when the conversation enters, ah, unwholesome territory. When talking to Iso, Tonic is very flattering and encouraging, almost like a tonic to the nerves — GEDDIT???

ISFJ is also a possibility, since Si could also explain her shyness and determination. However, she shows no signs of low Ne's nervousness (contrast her brother, as well as Flux and Mips). I though INFJ unlikely because she lacks some grand vision, but when Elmadan cancelled Bowfest, she decided to lead the resistance. It may not be as obvious or overarching as e.g. Harod's or Penini's dream to explore the stars, but still shows a strong-willed resistance to existing authority which is less likely in a Si-dominant.

Yi: Probably ISFJ, maybe INFJ.

Very polite, well-meaning, and cultured, Yi exemplifies the well-developed tact of auxiliary Fe. Despite his genuine friendliness — in that he likes hugs and "gets along well with most everyone" — he is "just not a terribly social person," showing the paradoxical combination of high Fe warmth and introverted reclusiveness. Politeness is so second nature to him that he even let enemies rest at a hotel before fighting them.

For a long time I considered Yi an INFJ, reasoning first that Ni-dominance explains his fascination with Earth culture and second that inferior Se explains his detachment from physical reality and indecisiveness. Strong Se-users are generally much more aware and decisive (contrast Yi with Ly, Zarbol, or Zicca), after all. However, Yi's detachment and indecisiveness can be explained reasonably well with an ISFJ typing too. Yi's main interest (guns) is more detail-oriented than I would usually expect from an INFJ, although Harod's gembloom interest is notably similar. Si explains other parts of his personality slightly better than Ni as well, e.g. that his “hobbies” include “[o]rganizing things.” Also, while INFJs and ISFJs both care for others, Yi tries to attend to Zannie’s immediate practical needs, which NFJs (like Zannie) often accidentally ignore.

My most significant reasons to call Yi an ISFJ instead of INFJ are his lack of righteous indignation (e.g. at the gieegs' regime) and his lack of a lofty idealized vision or dream (contrast Harod, Istic, and Penini). If I saw his righteous indignation or lofty vision, then I would consider INFJ probable, but he gets up early and "appreciates getting a good night's sleep" and i can't relate so therefore he can't be my type. /jk

Alright, that was my first Finalysis post! :D I hope that y’all enjoyed it. The charts are far messier than I intended, but I figured that they looked better that way than if I had tried to stuff six ESFJs into a single box on a traditional MBTI chart while leaving three boxes empty. While this post includes about a third of the total characters in my Finalysis so far, I intend to make one of these for every RP/ask blog with CogDis-related characters — so if you have one, then stay tuned!

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