#but this is real and true to me

[rooolt]

At this point, I don’t know if Hermie has romantic feelings for normal but I do think every night he goes to bed and dreams about normal getting turned into a rat or a worm or a lizard or something like that and keeping him in a terrarium on his bedside table and being so enraptured watching him that he forgets to feed normal and so every night in the dream he watches him wither away and die of starvation. That’s like the same thing as having a crush right?

#Um #I need to go to bed #but this is real and true to me #dndads #dungeons and daddies #oakworthy

[spexirou]

Ayo its weird man wednesday

#scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgrim #matthew patel #he’s so real and true and cool to me #spexi’s art

[garbagequeer]

jughead's toxic little polycule ending explained

#no mentions of certain things like bonna not because i dont believe they are beautiful and true #just because i was saving space and trying to stick to the most confirmed facts (rabitha/taphael is confirmed to me. they destielded it) #but if you ask ME josie and veronica fucked in hollywood during the 67 years. and dilhead was real #riverdale #thing

[visenyaism]

the thing about rhaenyra and those kids is that women exercising basic sexual autonomy is the bedrock of any just and equitable society. AND also scamming is funny. how could you not applaud her velaryon disinformation campaign

#team green gets so weird about her deciding to fuck harwin. team black gets mildly delusional about those kids being laenor’s For Real #me i would never discount the work of a true hustler #hotd #asoiaf

[egophiliac]

still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #sebek: wow we're so lucky to see lilia-sama at his fighting prime. so commanding! so powerful! #lilia: (straight up stuffs a frog in his mouth without breaking eye contact) #seriously though i did not think it was possible for me to enjoy lilia even more. and yet. #'dragon eggs need love in order to hatch' #ten year old me: gasp. i knew it. #the IMPLICATIONS though! #forget true love's kiss we have true love's baby dragon over here #also twst. twst please. i do feel i need to call you out a little bit on malleus' age #i don't really have a problem with it i was just. surprised. #i mean i GUESS the description of dragon ages was vague enough that malleus being under 200 doesn't inherently contradict it #it could've been clearer okay :( #that said it is true that the younger malleus is the more hilarious his whole world-weary immortal schtick is #'ah...you are all as infants in comparison to me. ' - malleus (age 19) #also lilia being a foundling does explain him not knowing his real birthday. so i will forgive (1) birth-related shenanigan. #auuuugh the parallels between lilia and silver #brb i need to go roll around on the ground and mutter to myself for a while

[symphonyofsilence]

What drives me even more insane about this scene is how you'd expect Gojo to imagine High school era! Geto in the crowd. Or at least not the cult leader, worst of all the curse users Geto Suguru. But no, it's the cult leader Geto. It's Geto as Gojo last remembered him. As Geto last was. Whatever choices Geto made, wherever his choices led him and them, however he was, whoever he was, traumas and messed up ideas and bad choices and ill reputations and scorns and all. Gojo wanted Geto Suguru there. Not any ideal version. Not any "what if" version. Not any "at some point in time before things went downhill" version. Not any "when your hands weren't stained with innocent blood" version. He knew very well what he wanted. And he wanted it all the same. He wanted Geto Suguru. However he was. He just wanted him to be there. He just wanted him to be.

And he didn't want him to help him, he didn't want him to fight with him even if they were strongest together and always fought together for a while. He just wanted him to be there in the crowd and cheer him on. He just wanted him to stand there and give him one of his sweet, heartwarming smiles that shaped his eyes into crescent moons. He just wanted him to be. Then even if Gojo had died in the end anyway, he would have been satisfied. It would have been worth it. Only if Geto was there.

#his love is so pure! it's so real! it drives me insane! #'this is pure love' playing in the background while Gojo said his last words to Geto before his death was a perfect choice! #people died because the strongest sorcerer alive didn't make any move against his batshit boyfriend for 10 years #then couldn't burn his body after he had to kill him. and then froze like a deer in spotlight after he saw his body in the subway #and the same thing is true for Geto his dead body literally came to life to protect Gojo #(the very first case among Kenjaku's many hosts during centuries) even after Gojo had killed him! and he bore no grievance towards Gojo #even in his last moment. to the point that even Nanako & Mimiko knew that Geto had no problem dying by Gojo's hands. #'Whether you come as a lover or an executioner I am ready to receive you.' #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #geto suguru #suguru geto #satosugu #gege akutami #my two cents

[voidvendetta]

Date night!

I asked my friend what do draw lambert in and they sent me this jencuenfuenduenduenduenduenduned

#Pretty happy with how I drew them here! Sadly it’s also one of the worst things I’ve drawn #PLEASE CLICK TUMBLR!S QUALITY….IS OUT TO GET ME #cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #NARILAMB POST REAL! #true devotion #Narinder x the lamb #Lambert #cult of the lamb lambert #cotl lambert #cotl narinder #Void’s art #Shitpost #shartpost #void’s doodle of destruction #Void’s colors of chaos #Narinder

[pdfbabe]

if ibuprofen was a girl I would marry him

#true and real about me #maggie.txt #ibuprofsting #that makes more sense as a tag tha. ibuprostin doesnt it. huh #maybe ill go back and change my tags idk #write in now with your take on my tagging system!!!! #ibuprosting

[officialspec]

ill be honest as much as i love to criticise the use of fatphobia for comedy ill never be able to hold the fatphobic jokes in kung fu panda against it

like yea those movies are guilty of dipping into The Usual Tropes for a cheap laugh but not only is the character writing for the fat characters the strongest and most sympathetic ive Ever seen literally just the character designs of the pandas in the 3rd movie get me choked up sometimes. theyre all so appealing and clearly treated with the same care and attention as everyone else without copping out and making them Barely Fat. po is already a size that doesnt exist in film protags and hes still the thinnest person in that whole village and that meant a lot to me

#i havent seen the movies in ages but the design of the ribbon dancer is sooo . AUGH #like not just to have that many fat characters but have them be REALLY fat without being treated as ugly or nasty #OR THEIR FATNESS BEING TEMPORARY !!! its their natural state thats how theyre meant to look!!!! #its easy to get caught in the thinking of like. having fat characters be a minority in a lineup to reflect 'real life' #EVEN THO that isnt always true but regardless #having a cast where the nonfat characters are so few and far between theyre hardly present at all. so fucking enriching 2 me #imo writing-wise the third one is by far the weakest but it still is just so important to me that they designed the pandas like that #can i kfp post on main is that allowed #idk i watched a video essay im emotional abt this again

[adamshallperish]

all my life i thought matthew mcconaughey was just like idk some generic guy hollywood engineered in a lab for white moms to buy trashy magazines to masturbate with but then i watch true detective and now i need him carnally. he's got range is all i'm sayin.

#i will be real i'd never like voluntarily looked up what he looked like until i saw true detective #so my first exposure to him was rust cohle's scrongly ass #and imagine my shock when i found out that he's like. generic hot to people #like him as rust is so ugly hot to me #true detective #true detective season 1 #true detective s1 #rust cohle #rustin cohle #matthew mcconaughey #mine

[biscuitquasar]

It's cool when ppl invent another von Karma sibling to make sense of the "my granddaughter has a dog named phoenix" line but i personally think it's infinitely funnier if Manfred von Karma just invented a whole granddaughter and dog to make his point seem more valid and then Edgeworth just sat there in the courtroom like huh. Didn't know i had another sibling. Guess it was relevant to my prosecutor training.

#sorry guys phoenix the dog is not real to me #there's no continuity error he was just lying #the thing about his bank pin was true tho #ace attorney

[amimuu]

“Dream logic.”

Guilt can sometimes find some very interesting ways to manifest itself in.

Listen. So if you were to ask me what in the scallop is even going on in this comic…I don’t know either—I passed out and four hours later this was on my screen with a blurry effect to make emphasis on the “dreamy” vibes.

STILLLL THATS a lie because I do know what’s happening. I present to you: pre-story VTA!Narinder being bullied by a dream version of the Lamb….it must be quite the experience to see the face of your devoted vessel whom you killed in cold blood every time you try to get some shut eye because sleeping is kind of the only thing you can do when you got no one to spend time with, huh.

If you wonder what’s up with the Lamb’s extravagant outfit, that’s simply the clothing they put on the day they died. And so the form that their dream self chooses to manifest itself in.

Y’know when it’s the day of your death but also the day your god whom you love more than anything will be liberated and you’ll finally be able to rest…in some way it could count as the “happiest day of your life” which is also another way to call your wedding day…ykyk

Anyways I am sorta falling asleep so I’ll be leaving this here and going to bed— Until next time!

#vows to ash au #cult of the lamb #cotl comic #cotl au #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #true devotion #I think out of all my posts #this is the most narilamb one #frfr #boy the parallels between being sacrificed and getting married #do you see them #probably not and it’s just a me thing— #but they are real in VTA au

[wuntrum]

rust cohle...

#true detective #rust cohle #my art #dies and dies and dies forever. RUUUUST #took me a million years to actually get his likeness. but im real happy w this #the specialest guy in the whole universe... #need to draw him again. honestly

[ingravinoveritas]

Michael and David are "so strong and so real and true." This is fine. I'm fine...

#good omens #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #gavin finney #is now right up there with rob wilkins #'so strong and so real and true' #i can't #that thing where two people are in love and meant to be together #also art imitating life #or vice versa #or both #tell me again that they're not a couple #at this point the subtext might as well be a billboard #ineffable lovers #i need to lie down now

[mugwot]

travel troubles

#pre game! yay #if things take any minute longer Bonnie Will start attempting to blow people up with their mind #(isa is aware that he shall be the first casualty) #at first i thought this was a shopping trip taken too far but i think Bonbon would actually be into that #so they are probably trying to get a room at an inn #odile is offscreen about to murder some poor sap because she would not fit nto the composition very sad very tragic #isat spoilers #minor but still #isat #in stars and time #isat isabeau #isat mirabelle #isat bonnie #isat siffrin #based on real true events (me being impatient and my father refusing to fight me to pass the time) #my art

[houseswife]

wilson saying “I need to do this. for you.” is fucking insane actually. in the same episode where house is deciding whether or not he should commit suicide as a result of wilson’s dying. They are each other’s lines between life and death. humans have a biological instinct to preserve their survival at all costs; house has an addiction that governs his life. but they were willing to forgo all of it for one another, because they couldn’t fathom it being any other way. IM SICK

#I know it’s fictional but there is nothing more meaningful and real than the desire to be loved by someone else more than anything #and it’s killing me #I was out by lac leman one day when I was seven when my mom told me that swans fly as high as possible #and fall to their deaths when their partner dies #and whether or not that’s true. it fundamentally changed my view of love tbh #my grandmother survived breast cancer for 10 years as well as covid #but died ONE DAY after losing the person she cared about most in this world #love transcends nature #and this show is a beautiful example of that #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson