Lucifer literally when ever he tries to flirt with someone
He seems like the type of person to ask "do you come here often?" When the person is literally at their work, or just say that in general.
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Seems legit to me
credit: planehub.tv on ig
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BasicallyShubble and Sausage empires episode
Fwhip: So, what can I get you guys?
Evil Sausage: ..The souls of the innocent...
Shubble: A bagel :D
Evil Sausage: NOo!!!!
Shubble: Two bagels! :DD
I mean it's been like one episode and and i'm already in love with this duo ( trio maybe? I don't know whether to include Fwhip in this)
Like remebrer when I say that i'm a little bit scared of demonic voice of his?
I just heard his little evil giggle and gosh-
This Sausage is evil sure, but i allredy love him. He can murder empires, eat souls, but he is my boy now.
Gosh, I can't believe I got attached so easily...
Also Shubble evil arc? That's definitely something I want to see
And for those who just wondering why i named evil Sausage, well evil Sausage, but not his real (?) name ( i think it got 'Supreme' before this but uh yea).
It's because my memory is a trash and even if i watched newest episode like few minutes ago i still can't remebrer. And i'm a bit too lazy to check it now.
Anyway I hope you're having a grate day!
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Reading about those cooking disasters is making me ascend away from both laughter and exasperation - ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE WITH THE CAKE. KEITH WTF YOU CAN'T JUST RAISE THE TEMP TO MAKE IT BAKE FASTER!! IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT YOU DUMMY!!! 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Exactly what Cherry harshly told him through the phone before the fire detectors went off
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HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
TEENAGE NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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I find it extremely funny that the entire Good Omens fandom is absolutely in love with Bildad the Shuhite for seemingly no reason. Can one of you please tell me why we love him so?
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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.
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I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw or a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently
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