#but who give a shit

[creatureimages]

hi ronald! one of the prettiest mites you ever did see (genus ronaldothrombium)

#velvet mite #mite #arachnids #arachnida #acari #trombidiformes #trombidioidea #trombidiidae #ronaldothrombium #<- arguably can't be 100% sure that it's ronaldothrombium because they have not been described as adults #and while ray fisher did rear larvae (i think off of juvenile salticids) that hasnt been published #but who give a shit

[nyctoheart]

*writes an essay about how I think the color pink, world copies, the lifeboat, are all connected to Xehanort because--* 

#KHDR bingo #khdr #there's a chance the grandpa isn't the phantom based on KH1 FM's recoloring of the boss... #but who give a shit

[enderwasended]

no context

#how tf do i tag this #silly rp shit #not even canonically possible #but who give a shit #azo #2282 #ophio #squip #squip ocs #only not really

[cephalomicide]

gettin gender envy from the bat in the great mouse detective i am having a normal time

#i wish my voice sounded like that #yeah nobody would be able to understand me #but who give a shit

[tobivos]

the fabric came in btw

very touchable

#pp #the velvet for the weskit is more red than id expected #but who give a shit #god the velvet was so spensiv i only got 1 metre and that was 55 euros OUCH

[biollyante]

toxic relationship between 2 people with violence as an allegory for sexual intimacy, both opposed against each other on their deepest moral levels and wishing for the others death, fearing each other and what they are turned into by each other, yet they are forced by circumstances to forever be entangled, again and again, like clockwork

i didn't say their names but they popped into your head, didn't they?

me and that goddamned grass lawn i have to mow

#lawns are invasive monocultures. the smell of fresh-cut grass is a chemical they release after they're wounded #the clippings and chlorophyll dyeing my knees are akin to blood and viscera of a defenseless foe. but vegan #i would love nothing more than to let it turn to prairie. yet i am forced to mow the lawn because otherwise id have to weed #and i'd black out if i weeded #but mowing the lawn irritates a leg injury i've had for the past few months. and it's always left me weak the rest of the day if i mow #but who give a shit #I HAVE TO 'EDGE' AND 'BLOW' THE LAWN. #god i am this close to making parodies of that genre of gore art with hot people covered in blood angstily holding weapons. #WITH GRASS INSTEAD OF BLOOD.

[breitzbachbea]

I gotta get cooking, but here, have what I vomitdrafted of Chapter 4, Scene II - It is mostly Michele being a lothario ~

"Why are we meeting here again?" The twins asked as they sat in the shadows underneath a palm tree in the Vorhof of Palermo's Great Cathedral.

"Because this is an important monument to our history and I want to impress our guests," Michele said. "It puts -"

"It's one of the highest fucking points in the cities," Lorenzo said.

"That's not true and you know it," Michele said.

"There's more shade downtown," Marco added.

"It's not even 10 am, get your act together," Michele said but they only had smirks on their faces and then went back to people watching.

They would have to stay in the shades, that was true. But that was always true. Michele's thoughts began to wander as he still couldn't spot the Irish - it wasn't as crowded except for a few tourists here and there and a lone student here and there as well. He was excited to see them again.

"Do you want to show them inside the cathedral?" Marco asked.

"If they want to."

"Are they all Catholics?"

"I would assume so! They're Irish, aren't they?"

"Would you still keep thinking about him if he wasn't?"

"Well, I don't want to introduce him to my mother, so …" Michele said and they groaned. "Boys, I already told you - I'll be professional."

"You better be," Lorenzo said.

"Last time you had an affair on the job, it was a fucking -" Marco said.

"- Catastrophe," they said in unison and Michele pulled a face. The twins hadn't been his right hands at the time, still too young, but of course they had noticed. They were very observant - and persistent.

"Right. It was and it is good to keep that in mind, boys," Michele said. "Also, Francois was also a catholic and that meant nothing but trouble … Sometimes birds of a feather just peck each other's eyes out. Especially if it's a proud gallic cock …" The twins snorted hard and giggled at that. "It's better to reach across the schism, to put the past behind us … Good men in orthodox churches," he said, thinking of Herakles. He hoped to tell him soon of his new alliance, knowing his best friend could keep a secret.

And yet, his mind was wiped from his childhood friend's face when he finally spotted the Irish - O'Neill first, of course, but unmistakenably the other two next to him.

Harry's suit was unbuttoned. Flattering cut he had to say, of course, but yesterday he had seen him with his jacket off and the sleeves of his shirt had betrayed even more of the strength underneath.

The two younger Irishmen were talking - Higgins hair looked as messy on purpose as ever and his suit looked the neatest out of the three. It also flattered the strong physique as well.

#beablabbers #storie nostre #miche #writing #wip #marco #lorenzo #paddy #charlie #harry #frasic #i love how michele implies that even if he brings a man home he GOTTA be cath #gay his mother could handle protestantism is harder to swallow. then again she also likes Hera so ... Maria seems open-minded. #I KNEW THERE WAS GERMAN IN THERE I JUST SPOTTED THE VORHOF AGAIN #but who give a shit

[bbau-stimboards]

Unknown stimboard based on monochrome and the poners

#i would include gifs from the VLIA universe's version of MLP (aka Magic Rabbit) if i got to creating fake clips from it yet #yeah you guys probably have no idea what i'm talking about #but who give a shit #baldis basics #bbau #bbieal #stimboard #vlia

[mrpsychokiller]

"if you give people menstrual leave they will abuse of it to take days off" hell yeah baby!!!! lie to your boss! tell them youre on your period and get some holidays! tell them your period lasts 15 days and you need all of them off! work less and earn more! lets fucking gooooo!!!!!!!!!!

#i used to lie about being on my period to not go to gym class. who give a shit #people should lie more to get off of work

[gaylittleguys]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

#based on that one text screenshot you know the one #astarion/durge #astarion x dark urge #astarion #bg3 #Mal #doodles #astarion finding the one guy in faerun who doesnt give a shit about his seduction skills #and needing him so bad #Mal best in class at the Will Graham school of misinterpreting gay feelings #(fast forward to act 3 and they’re irritatingly in love) #somehow

[turnleft]

Some nights I lie in bed thinking "what have I lost?"

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #donna noble #catherine tate #david tennant #10th doctor #the doctor #dwedit #i know the gifs are not all in good quality but my laptop is giving me shit rn so this is the best i can produce #my posts

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

#the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #the distortion #i think this would make everyone’s lives worse #the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral #tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you? #that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh #edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea #but i personally cannot write for shit #so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format #sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget

[greenglowinspooks]

To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on #this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves #sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog #also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die #he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing #if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card #(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues) #except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker #he’s a bitch and Danny hates him #if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that #so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue #and of course alerting the authorities

[not-a-bumblebee]

#svsss #svsss memes #found this in my drafts. sure i'll post it who gives a shit #this is not meant as a criticism btw i think its hilarious

[valleyyofsorrow]

the most normal girls in the world …<3

#tlt #tlt fanart #the locked tomb #the locked tomb fanart #coronabeth tridentarius #ianthe tridentarius #tridentarii #ianthe tridentarius fanart #coronabeth tridentarius fanart #woaw that should be enough tags anyway #i know theyre in their third house clothes and ianthe has her skeleton arm but listen the arm is sexy so who give a shit #about continuity

[hobgoblinns]

russell is truly doing whatever the fuck atp

#i’m kinda excited ngl #interesting way to start off a new doctor and companion tho #but fuck it let’s just make the whole show a musical #who gives a shit anymore it’s doctor who baby #doctor who #spoilers #hob.txt