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gwen-lycaon · 10 months
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Who: Gwen x Leela ( @leelabheriya ) Where: The Shard, Wine Fest 23′ When: After the Belles Set
Gwen’s arms were still vibrating from all the drumming she’d just done, but the rush she felt from performing overpowered all of that. After quickly celebrating with her band members for killing it on the stage, they all broke away to do their own thing for the party. She knew they’d have to come back tomorrow to pick up their equipment, but for now, she just wanted to ride the wave of performance as long as possible.
After changing from her sweaty stage clothes, Gwen made her way toward the bar, a wide grin on her face at seeing the familiar face by it. “Leelee, she called over the music, nearly tackling her friend in a hug in greeting.
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esmeraldabheriya · 1 year
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full moon | leela & esme
location: esme’s house for @leelabheriya​
The morning after a full moon night was always a lazy one. Esme herself was still tired after running all night. The first night was a tense one but as the hours went on and there was no sign of Wolfram or Bodhi and the pack was able to relax and enjoy the rest of the night. Now she was back home, standing in her kitchen. Some of her children had returned home to rest and others milled about, either in the backyard, enjoying the morning sun or around the house. 
Leela joined her in the kitchen and she smiled at her youngest daughter, reaching out to kiss her temple when she walked past. “Would you like some tea, my darling?” she asked, already moving to turn the kettle on. Leela was the strongest of them all, she knew she hated all the tension and mayhem that was going on. Esme felt guilty for this. For making her pack worry, putting her family in danger and even her friends. Everyone was looking at her and Esme was failing because she was still running from him too, just like she had so long ago. 
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“How did you enjoy last night?” she asked, knowing Leela enjoyed it more than most. 
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junglejim4322 · 7 months
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Ram Leela (2013)
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hinducosmos · 1 year
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Shri Ram Leela (via eBay: India_hub)
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yahoo201027 · 3 days
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Vote 2024: The polls have closed in the third matches of the Group C and D stages in the 2024 Battle of the Week Voting Tournament and when all the votes are counted, in Group C: Fionna Campbell from Adventure Time gets her first win of the season as she defeats Turanga Leela from Futurama at the polls 15-11. And for Group D: the winning streak continues for Central Park as Cole Tillerman takes Match 3 of the Group D stages, defeating Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender at the polls 21-18.
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theinfinitedivides · 3 months
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need Yunho to do an Ishqyaun Dhishqyaun cover so bad rn. idk why just know that the thought seized me and it seized me with a vengeance
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inmyworldblr · 1 year
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Dilip Kumar and Leela Chitnis in Sangdil (1952)  //  dir. R. C. Talwar
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gallifreyanhotfive · 3 months
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Random Doctor Who Facts You Might Not Know, Part 13: Gallifrey at War Part 2
TW: more gruesome Time War shit, lots of death, disturbing stuff
Both the Daleks and the Time Lords investigated genetic manipulation to create new creatures to use during the Last Great Time War. This includes the highly psychic Time Lord called Quarren Maguire, who was altered to have reality changing abilities. He used these abilities to erase the evidence that he existed and then Chameleon Arched himself to pass as human, unaware of his nature as a Time Lord.
Marie is a sentient humanoid Type 103 TARDIS. The Time Lords kept her in a box for more than a year screaming and thrashing. Eventually, the High Council allowed her to mate with a Type 105 TARDIS, and she bore a baby TARDIS. After the baby was born, the Time Lords took them away from Marie immediately.
The Last Wave was a generation of soldiers in the War in Heaven. The officers in this group were older individuals who forced regeneration until their skin was coated in this black organic blastproofing.
Dalek technology possessed regeneration inhibitors.
The Time Lords would often splice different species together in the Time Vortex to create increasingly impossible and mindless beings.
Leela was fitted with a compliance collar during the Last Great Time War to force her obedience.
The Fifth Doctor became involved in the Last Great Time War by accident after crashing his TARDIS into a Dalek time machine.
During the War in Heaven, the Nine Gallifreys project concerned cryptoforming planets into Gallifreyan cloneworlds. Some envisioned every planet in the universe eventually being transformed. These clone Gallifreys would eventually be used as ballistic projectiles as the war escalated among other things.
In the Last Great Time War, mutated Time Lords dubbed "Interstitials" were living in the Death Zone. They were the results of experiments by Rassilon to create a possibility engine. This involved retro-evolving the timeline of these Time Lords to connect to the time vortex and enter a loop of iterative regeneration. This meant they had no constant appearance and were instead in flux between different bodies. Rassilon and Borusa eventually managed to build their engine using them.
In the beginning of the Last Great Time War, the War Council built munitions factories underneath Gallifrey's surface. They employed children.
It was said that a soldier in the Last Great Time War could die a thousand times in a single day only to learn that they had never been born at all the day after.
The Cold was a weapon created by the Time Lords during the War in Heaven. When activated, it breaks through the time-space continuum, so everything nearby gets sucked into an alternate universe and destroyed. If introduced to an inactive Cold, a subject could be held in stasis for centuries, like Fitz Kreiner was.
During his time working for the Faction, Kreiner spent centuries killing Time Lords, including the Rani and the Master although these may have been clones. He collected their severed heads.
Saturnyne was a water world until it was hit by a shock wave of temporal disruption from the Last Great Time War. This caused the planet to change to one where the inhabitants evolved with no natural laws of evolution, becoming odd beings that could move from the deepest depths of the water to land. The Saturnyne matriarch Rosanna Calvierri would later meet the Eleventh Doctor, Amy, and Rory in Venice.
The Time Lords began to seriously alter their biology during the War in Heaven, often becoming what the Eighth Doctor termed to be "monsters."
The biodata virus altered its victims biodata to become members of the Faction Paradox. It infected the Third Doctor while he was regenerating on Dust after being shot, thus dramatically altering the timeline. Now infected, the Doctor would be corrupted into a member of the Faction by the end of his Eighth self.
River Song used a therapy bot to erase the Eleventh Doctor’s memory of counting how many children were on Gallifrey at the end of the Last Great Time War. This same therapy bot would one day belong to Cass Fermazzi, but instead of taking her memories, it just spewed out the Doctor’s. This had a great effect on her childhood and inspired her to fight for what is right. Discovering this confirmed the Thirteenth Doctor’s belief that they caused her death.
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28
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c-53 · 2 days
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Hello fellow AI enjoyer. I have an AI tier list and I want to add as many as possible, are there any AIs you think are obscure and that I should add?
just gonna start listing my favorites lol lets go
Durandal, Marathon
Tycho, Marathon
Leela, Marathon
Dad, DEVISER
Kaizen, EVENT[0]
SAYER, SAYER
FUTURE, SAYER
OCEAN, SAYER
Horatio Nullbuilt, Primordia
Buddy, Buddy Simulator 1984
C-53, Mission To Zyxx
Bargie, Mission to Zyxx
Core, The Rapture Effect
Coeus, TITAN
MLA, The Talos Principle
HER, RUINER
Red, THE ENIGMA MACHINE
ATG, The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality
ANDI, MARSFALL
Jack, Ghostrunner
Hel, Ghostrunner: Project Hel
Rahu, Ghostrunner 2
ARID, The Fall
FATHER, SPRAWL
SAM, Observation
SAM, The Turing Test (two Sams!)
i also kind of want to put ZK from CAD on here but no one ever believes me that they''re well written bc CAD is such a meme. my canon nonbinary existential crisis machine <3
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drwho-shipbracket · 11 months
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Initial Brackets!
[ID: All images in this post are brackets of the pairings listed below]
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Bracket A Pairings:
Doctor/Corsair vs Caleera/Padrac
Donna Noble/Rose Tyler vs Valeyard/Vansell
Six/Peri Brown vs Rose Tyler/Raffalo
Rose Tyler/Gwenyth vs Six/Charley Pollard
Doctor/The Eleven vs The Eleven/Miskavel
Rose Tyler/Ianto Jones vs Valeyard/Master
Valeyard/Matrix vs Donna Noble/Stacey Campbell (Partners in Crime)
The Eleven/Helen Sinclair vs Doctor/Romana
Doctor/River Song/Rose Tyler vs Abby McPhail/Cleo Proctor/Shawna Thompson
Donna Noble/Lee McAvoy vs Valeyard/Death
Six/Hebe Harrison vs Rose Tyler/Toshiko Sato
The Eleven/Kandyman vs Seven/Ace McShane
Seven/Beevers!Master vs Rose Tyler/the TARDIS
Rose Tyler/Erisa Magambo vs Six/Mel Bush
Valeyard/Inspector Darkel vs Donna Noble/Rose Tyler/Martha Jones
Mel Bush/Ace McShane vs Doctor/Doctor
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Bracket B Pairings:
Thirteen/Ada Lovelace vs Caleera | The Sonomancer/Liv Chenka/Helen Sinclair
Thirteen/Rose Tyler vs Thirteen/River Song
Thirteen/Jamie McCrimmon vs Thirteen/Jack Harkness/Rose Tyler
Thirteen/Yasmin Khan/River Song vs Thirteen/Jack Harkness
Thirteen/Clara Oswald vs Ryan Sinclair/Sonya Khan
Thirteen/Nikola Tesla vs Thirteen/Astos
Thirteen/Missy!Master vs Thirteen/Ace McShane
Ryan Sinclair/Trixabelle vs Thirteen/Claire Brown
Thirteen/Lord Byron vs Leela/Romana II
Thirteen/Solitract vs Thirteen/Mels Zucker
Thirteen/Swarm vs Thirteen/Yasmin Khan/Rose Tyler
Ryan Sinclair/Yasmin Khan vs Thirteen/Delgado!Master
Thirteen/Kate Stewart vs Ryan Sinclair/Tibo
Thirteen/Missy!Master/Rose Tyler vs Thirteen/Lumiat
Thirteen/Martha Jones vs Thirteen/Simm!Master
Leela/Vega vs Thirteen/Bill Potts
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Bracket C Pairings:
Twelve/Nardole vs River Song/Martha Jones/Rose Tyler
Five/Tegan Jovanka/Nyssa of Traken vs Five/Tegan Jovanka
Twelve/Jack Harkness vs River Song/Liv Chenka
River Song/Martha Jones vs Twelve/Simm! Master
Twelve/Missy!Master/Simm!Master vs River Song/Jack Harkness
River Song/Clara Oswald vs Twelve/Rose Tyler
Twelve/River Song/Jack Harkness vs Four/Sarah Jane Smith
River Song/Jenny Flint vs Twelve/Missy!Master/River Song/Clara Oswald
Twelve/Missy!Master/River Song vs River Song/Madame Vastra
Four/Romana vs Twelve/Missy!Master/River Song/Rose Tyler
Twelve/Psi vs River Song/Kate Stewart
River Song/Toshiko Sato vs Twelve/Mels Zucker
Twelve/Dhawan!Master vs River Song/Rose Tyler
River Song/Liv Chenka/Helen Sinclair vs Twelve/Robin Hood
Five/Ainley!Master vs Four/Ainley!Master
River Song/Christina de Souza vs Twelve/Missy!Master/Clara Oswald
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Bracket D Pairings:
Eleven/Amy Pond vs Craig Owens/Sophie
Missy!Master/Helen Sinclair vs Theta Sigma/Koschei (Academy Era)
Eleven/Handles vs Missy!Master/Petronella Osgood
Missy!Master/Martha Jones vs Eleven/Rosanna Calvierri
Eleven/Rory Williams vs Irving Braxiatel/Leela/Narvin/Romana
Master/Master vs Three/Jo Grant
Two/Jamie McCrimmon vs Missy!Master/Liv Chenka
Inquisitor Darkel/Pandora vs Eleven/Dhawan!Master
Eleven/Craig Owens vs Graham O’Brien/Dhawan!Master
Missy!Master/Kate Stewart vs One/Ian Chesterton/Barbara Wright
Three/Delgado!Master vs Missy!Master/Nardole
Missy!Master/Rose Tyler vs Eleven/Rose Tyler
Eleven/Lorna Bucket vs Missy!Master/Donna Noble
Missy!Master/River Song vs Three/Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
Theta Sigma/Vansell vs Simm!Master/John Hart
Graham O’Brien/Grace O’Brien vs Eleven/Amy Pond/Rory Williams
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Bracket E Pairings:
Ten/Clara Oswald vs Prem/Umbreem (Demons of the Punjab)
Yasmin Khan/Gat vs Ruth!Doctor/Yasmin Khan
Ten/Jackson Lake vs Bel/Inston-Vee Vinder
Alison Cheney/Bill Potts vs Ten/Jacobi!Master
Ten/Rose Tyler/Jack Harkness vs Ashildr/Orson Pink
Yasmin Khan/Martha Jones vs Ruth!Doctor/Lee Clayton
Ruth!Doctor/River Song vs Yasmin Khan/Clara Oswald
Heather/Bill Potts vs Ten/River Song
Ten/Missy!Master vs Jo Grant/Sarah Jane Smith
Yasmin Khan/Sally Sparrow vs Ruth!Doctor/Rose Tyler
Ruth!Doctor/Gat vs Rachel Jensen/Allison Williams
Alice O’Donell/Mason Bennet (Under the Lake) vs Ten/Simm!Master/Rose Tyler
Ten/Vislor Turlough vs Alice Cassini/May Cassini
Barbara Wright/Ian Chesterton vs Ruth!Doctor/Dhawan!Master
Ruth!Doctor/Lee Clayton/River Song vs Yasmin Khan/Rose Tyler
Jo Grant/Liv Shaw vs Ten/Donna Noble
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Bracket F Pairings:
Nine/Missy!Master vs Livia/Romana
Martha Jones/Riley Vashtree vs Martha Jones/Tom Milligan
Bill Potts/Yasmin Khan vs Lucy Fletcher/Grant Gordon (The Return of Doctor Mysterio)
Sarah/Nick (Eve of the Daleks) vs Bill Potts/Rose Tyler
Nine/Rose Tyler/Jack Harkness/Mickey Smith vs Tania Bell/Liv Chenka/Helen Sinclair
Martha Jones/The Hath (The Doctor’s Daughter) vs Martha Jones/Donna Noble
Martha Jones/Clara Oswald vs Martha Jones/Bill Potts
Tim Lunn/Cass (Under the Lake) vs Nine/Rose Tyler/Jack Harkness
Nine/Rose Tyler/Mickey Smith vs Liv Chenka/Molly O’Sullivan
Martha Jones/Chantho vs Martha Jones/Rose Tyler
Bill Potts/The TARDIS vs Martha Jones/Mels Zucker
Liv Chenka/Helen Sinclair vs Shalka!Doctor/Shalka!Master
War!Doctor/War!Master vs Ivan/Ellie (Oxygen)
Elton Pope/Ursula Blake (Love and Monsters) vs Bill Potts/Jenny (The Doctor’s Daughter)
Martha Jones/Verity Newman vs Martha Jones/Jenny (The Doctor’s Daughter)
Tania Bell/Liv Chenka vs Nine/River Song
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Bracket G Pairings:
Eight/Charley Pollard vs The Master/The Eleven
Jack Simmonds/Mickey Smith vs Jack Harkness/Amy Pond/Rory Williams
Ace McShane/Tegan Jovanka vs Nardole/Narvin
Nardole/Ramone vs Eight/Roberts!Master
Eight/Jack Harkness vs Sally Sparrow/Billy Shipton
Mel Bush/Hebe Harrison vs Jack Harkness/Lord Byron
Jack Harkness/Rose Tyler vs Ace McShane/Kate Stewart
Sally Sparrow/Larry Nightingale vs Eight/Grace Holloway
Eight/Fitz Kreiner vs Saibra/Psi (Time Heist)
Ace McShane/Yasmin Khan vs Jack Harkness/Martha Jones
Jack Harkness/Graham O’Brien vs Mike Yates/BOSS
Olistra/Veklin vs Eight/Jacobi!Master
Eight/River Song vs Tegan Jovanka/Nyssa of Traken
Marco Poly/Susan Foreman vs Ace McShane/Graham O’Brien
Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones/Rose Tyler vs Jack Harkness/Ashildr
Rigsy/Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart vs Eight/Dhawan!Master
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Bracket H Pairings:
Clara Oswald/Ashildr vs Fourteen/Jack Harkness
Kate Stewart/Sarah Jane Smith vs Kate Stewart/Petronella Osgood
Clara Oswald/Mels Zucker vs Dhawan!Master/Yasmin Khan
Missy!Master/Clara Oswald vs Clara Oswald/Rigsy
Clara Oswald/Madame Vastra/Jenny Flint vs Gwen Cooper/Jack Harkness/Owen Harper/Ianto Jones/Toshiko Sato
Vansell/Sentris vs Dan Lewis/Karvanista
Dan Lewis/Diane vs Vansell/Narvin
Fourteen/Dan Lewis vs Clara Oswald/Rose Tyler
Clara Oswald/Jane Austen vs Fourteen/Rose Tyler
John Benton/Mike Yates vs Dan Lewis/Sarah Jane Smith
Dan Lewis/Graham O’Brien/Grace O’Brien vs Helen Sinclair/Jean (The Love Vampires)
Owen Harper/Norton Folgate vs Clara Oswald/Psi
Clara Oswald/Saibra vs Rani Chandra/Clyde Langer
Master/Alison Cheney vs Dan Lewis/Graham O’Brien
Kate Stewart/Jacqui McGee vs Romana/Vansell
Tenteen/Rose Tyler vs Clara Oswald/Clara Oswald
I hope you all enjoy!!
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newkatzkafe2023 · 6 months
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Character List and (Y/N)
Genderbend animated Sitcom wifes x Yandere motherly Seriel killer reader
Name (Y/N) (L/N)
Age 22
Gender: female
(Eye color): (e/c)
(Hair color): (h/c)
Appearance:
your a tall woman with (e/c) eyes and (h/c)You have long hair that usually up in one or two buns and you wear glasses.
Personality: You are an enigma and Mystery. You are a Recluse who runs a bakery called Katz Kafe a kid and animal friendly Cafe in the middle of the Neighborhood. You are a quiet young woman who loves animals and children and because of that you are more of an Observer then a talker But at night, you are a serial killer called hellcat And you target abusive parents who disregard and harm their children So therefore you also take the kids You save to either foster care or a new home while leaving proof and evidence that the parents were not fit to raise their child. When you come out of you she'll your friendly, care, protective, intelligent, and wise and you give fairly good advice. You yourself had some parents who abused you and your siblings and when you were 11 you murdered your parents in cold blood and proceeded to do the same to any parents who do the same to their children.
(Normal) Shy, kind, caring, protective, paranoid, Fierce, motherly, gentle, loving, harmless
(HellCat) sadistic, vindictive, mean Spirited, harsh, realistic, jaded, Short tempered, lethal
Powers/abilities
weapon use: you have a spiky club you use to kill your victims. You named it Excaliblog😵
Cooking: you are very good at cooking and baking you make free samples for the children and homemade healthy animal treats for their pets.👩‍🍳
Hyper awareness: you can hear things from miles away and pinpoint where it's coming from🫡
Night vision: you trained yourself to see and kill in the dark 😶‍🌫️
Teaching: you are an incredible teacher from Academics to self defense you can teach anybody anything you mainly tutor the children 🤓
Self defense: you are a fighter from professional to street fighter 😷
Super strength: Nobody knows how strong you truly are not even yourself but you could easily lift an school bus😤
Info broker: you know what goes on around the city even though you're not there🧐
Speed: you are very fast you once chase a bus you missed all the way to the next stop😛
Unlimited Stamina: your never Tired period it's never gonna happen 😑
Rage Quit: if someone were to hurt or threatened someone you love or a small child infront of you, you'll fly into a fit of blind pitch black rage that usually leaves blood on you hands ✋️🤬🤯
The genderbends lover Boys/Men
Marge simpson/Mark simpson (the simpsons)
Lois Griffin/ Lewis Griffin( Family Guy)
Francine Smith/ Francis Smith(American dad)
Donna Tubbs/ Donnie tubs (the Cleveland show)
Queen Dagmar /King Denmark(disenchantment)
Jenny hart/ Jake Hart(bless the harts)
Linda Belcher/ Lipten Belcher(Bob's burgers)
Gayle Genarro/ Gabe Genarro (Bob's burgers)
Peggy hill/ Pennsy Hill (king of the hill)
Nancy Gribble/ Nathan Gribble (king of the hill)
Minh Souphanousinphone/Mink Souphanousinphone (king of the hill)
Turanga leela/ Turango Lero(futurama)
Amy wong/ Alvin Wong(futurama)
Labarbara Conrad/ Lawson Conrad(futurama)
Beth Smith/ Ben Smith(Rick and Morty)
Riley Regan/ Ruckus Regan(inside job)
Paige Tillerman/ Pac Tillerman(Central Park)
Abby Hunter/ Albert Hunter(Central Park)
Helen Morgendorffer/ Hal Morgendorffer (Daria)
Honeybee Tobin/Wasp Tobin (the great North)
Sharon Marsh/Seymour Marsh (South park)
Liane Cartman/Lance Cartman (South park)
Carol Mccormick/ Calvin Mccormick(South park)
Sheila Brofloviski/ Sheldon Brofloviski (South park)
Annie Harris/Anthony Harris (Duncanville)
Diane Birch/Danny Birch(big mouth)
Monica Foreman-Greenwald/Marvin Foreman-Greenwald (big mouth)
Shanon Glaser/Shane Glaser (big mouth)
Lana kane/Lenny kane (Archer)
Dr Jill/ Dr Jack (Housebroken)
Your theme songs:
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Ok New Character Bio Done!🥳
That's alot of men huh?🤭
Well that's how special you are😏🤤😉
As Usual Leave Comments!!!!!
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heimeldat · 6 months
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So my 100th fic is about Eight, Fitz, and Leela dealing with an eldritch sapient location in a developing civilization (somewhere in the iron through medieval age). Now let's choose some tropes for me to include. I'm splitting this one into several parts, and obviously this is far from a complete list of options, just ones I'm fond of writing.
Vote on character tropes.
Vote on setting tropes.
Vote on Doctor Who specific tropes.
Vote on h/c tropes.
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junglejim4322 · 1 year
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Ram Leela (2013)
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Round 1: Group C
Planet Express Crew (Phillip J Fry, Turanga Leela, Bender Bending Rodriguez, Hubert J. Farnsworth, Zoidberg, Amy Wong, Hermes Conrad) from Futurama
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Mystery Inc. (Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, Scooby Doo) from Scooby Doo
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yahoo201027 · 27 days
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Who'd you got winning Match 3 of the Group C stages in the 2024 Battle of the Week Voting Tournament?
Characters & Fandoms: Turanga Leela (Futurama); Fionna Campbell (Adventure Time)
Poll Date: April 21 (Opening); April 27 (Closing)
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Year of Fandom Crossovers: February
Title: “The Man in the Shiny Mask”
Pedro Character: Din Djarin
Fandom Crossover: Futurama
Notes: This one is really just a bunch of silliness and I’m not sure how well it works. Since Futurama is a cartoon, and the characters are two dimensional (in many ways), I wrote this story as a screenplay. Apologies if I made any dumb formatting mistakes. Without further ado … 
@yearofcreation2023
FADE IN
EXT. PLANET EXPRESS BUILDING - DAY
The Planet Express ship flies into the docking bay
INT. DOCKING BAY
The crew (FRY, LEELA, BENDER) exits the ship. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH approaches.
FARNSWORTH
Good news, everyone! The Distance-Diminisher is complete!
FRY
The whosit-whatsit?
FARNSWORTH
The Distance-Diminisher, my latest invention.
FARNSWORTH pulls out a remote and clicks a button. A hologram appears, showing a swirling wormhole.
FARNSWORTH (V.O.)
The Distance-Diminisher - or Double D, as I like to call it - enables us to reach distances previously unimaginable! By creating an artificial wormhole, we can bridge the gap between galaxies, opening up entirely new markets for our delivery service.
LEELA
That’s very impressive, Professor, but does it work?
BENDER
Yeah, and if it does, does that mean we have to work more?
FARNSWORTH
To answer both of your questions, we’ll just have to see. I’m going to test the Double D in just a few minutes. I wanted to wait until you were back so you could watch.
INT. - PLANET EXPRESS BUILDING
FRY, LEELA, BENDER, ZOIDBERG, AMY, HERMES and FARNSWORTH are seated around the table.
FARNSWORTH
Behold: the Double D!
BENDER (looking at LEELA)
Naw, I’d say more of a C. Maybe a B plus?
LEELA
Shut up, Bender.
FRY
Yeah, shut up Bender.
FRY
(Whispering to BENDER)
I’ll tell you later.
FARNSWORTH manipulates the buttons and dials on a device in front of him.
FARNSWORTH
Just a few last minute adjustments … and voila! We are ready to open a wormhole to a random galaxy far, far away.
FRY
Why does that sound familiar?
FARNSWORTH presses a big red button and the device begins to whir. The image of a wormhole appears on the screen behind the table. They all turn to look at it.
LEELA
Wow!
AMY
Neat!
HERMES
Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita! It works!
The wormhole expands, giving them a glimpse of the galaxy beyond. Suddenly, a silver spaceship appears and grows bigger and bigger.
FARNSWORTH
(Frantically fiddling with the device)
No, wait - this isn’t supposed to happen! It’s a one way wormhole. How in the dickens is it coming through?
The strange ship looms closer. It is the Razor Crest.
HERMES
Um, Professor … it’s heading this way.
FRY
It’s awfully shiny. And it has guns.
LEELA
Lots of guns! Everyone to the ship!
INT. - BRIDGE OF THE PLANET EXPRESS SHIP
LEELA
Prepare for launch! Shields at maximum! All hands to battle stations.
FRY
Um, Leela?
LEELA
Not now, Fry. We have to prepare for attack.
FRY
But the other ship has already landed.
He gestures toward the window, where the Razor Crest can be seen parked in the hangar next to the Planet Express ship.
LEELA
Oh, well, in that case, all hands stand down.
INT. -  DOCKING BAY
LEELA and AMY lead the rest of the crew as they approach the Razor Crest. They are holding ray guns. BENDER has a crowbar. ZOIDBERG is clicking his claws together. HERMES has a stapler. FRY is busy trying to pick the lint off a lollipop he found in his pocket.
The hatch on the Razor Crest opens and the ramp lowers. A shiny Mandalorian, DIN appears at the top of the ramp, a blaster in his hand. Next to his boots stands a small green alien, GROGU.
DIN
Do they look like Jedi to you?
GROGU
Pa-too.
LEELA
Who are you and what do you want?
DIN
My name is Din Djarin. I’m searching for a Jedi who can train this child.
(He points at GROGU, who coos charmingly)
AMY and LEELA coo back.
AMY
Aww, he’s so cute!
LEELA
I’ve never seen anything so adorable in my life!
NIBBLER appears in the doorway, muttering to himself.
BENDER approaches DIN, circling around him.
BENDER
That’s a nice shine you’ve got there, fancy pants. But I notice your ass isn’t all that shiny.
DIN
(Pointing his blaster at BENDER)
I don’t like droids.
BENDER
What the — I’m not an android, you stupid meat bag! I run on Windows 98.
ZOIDBERG
He’s a robot! I know, because I’m a doctor and he won’t allow me to operate on him.
BENDER
That’s because you’re an idiot, crab-face. And I only trust a certified robot mechanic with my precious innards. Humans just can’t reproduce the highly polished shine of a robot polished ass.
LEELA
Nobody cares about your ass, Bender.
AMY
(To LEELA)
Especially not with an ass like that to look at.
(She nods at DIN)
LEELA
You said it, sister.
FRY
(Finally getting the last of the fuzz off his candy and popping it into his mouth)
Hey, what about my ass?
LEELA
Nobody cares about your ass, either.
FRY
That’s not what you said last weekend.
LEELA
Well, I changed my mind. So, Mr. Djarin, what exactly is a Jedi and why are you looking for one? And who is this cutie-patootie?
(She tickles GROGU under the chin)
DIN
This is Grogu. He is a foundling. He’s under my care until I can find a Jedi willing to train him. We found one, but she wasn’t very interested.
LEELA
Aw, who wouldn’t want to twain this witty-bitty wittle bundle of cuteness?
GROGU looks at DIN as if to say “She gets me” and lifts his arms to LEELA, who picks him up. NIBBLER creeps closer, still mumbling.
DIN
He needs special training. He has … powers.
GROGU uses the Force to lift FRY’s lollipop out of his hand and float it over to himself.
FRY
Hey, that baby took candy from me!
BENDER
The sad thing is, it isn’t the first time.
FARNSWORTH
That’s all well and good, but it doesn’t explain what went wrong with my invention. Don’t go anywhere, Mr. Djarin. We need to figure out what happened and whether this poses a threat to our galaxy.
AMY
Or to his galaxy. Right, Professor?
FARNSWORTH
(Absently)
Oh, yes, of course. Definitely.
FARNSWORTH wanders off.
LEELA
Well, we’d better make you two comfortable. Let’s go up to the lounge and watch some television and get you something to eat. I bet this wittle guy is hungwy.
GROGU’s eyes light up at the word “eat.” He makes eye contact with NIBBLER and sticks out his tongue. NIBBLER mutters again.
INT. - THE STAFF LOUNGE
LEELA, DIN, GROGU and AMY are seated on the couch. FRY, BENDER and NIBBLER watch from the far side of the room.
AMY
I made nachos.
(She offers the plate to DIN)
DIN
I’ll … I’ll eat later.
GROGU makes grabby hands at the nachos. AMY offers the plate to him and he slurps them down.
LEELA
Aw, he’s hungwy.
AMY
But kind of a sloppy eater. Blech!
GROGU belches, then coos.
DIN
What did I tell you about manners, kid? I’m sorry, he’s usually better behaved.
GROGU climbs off the couch and starts picking up things around the room. He eats a few of them.
LEELA
Why don’t you take off that sweaty helmet and get comfortable? I’ll bet you’re all … sweaty and hot under there.
(She fans herself)
AMY
Yeah, sweaty … and hot.
DIN
It is against my creed to show my face to another. This is the Way.
BENDER
Bet he’s ugly as hell. No wonder he prefers a shiny metal face. Of course, it’s nowhere near as handsome and shiny as mine.
FRY
With my luck, he’s gorgeous under there. Probably even has a mustache and dreamy bedroom eyes.
(He squeals a little)
NIBBLER
(In his deep voice)
I don’t trust the child. He’s too … adorable. That’s my gimmick. And he’s going to eat everything before I get a chance!
BENDER
Yeah, they’ve got to go.
FRY
Yeah, they’re trying to steal Leela from us!
NIBBLER nods.
BENDER
Nah, that’s not it. That Mando-whatsit guy’s just too shiny. That’s my gimmick.
LEELA and AMY are chatting with DIN, who seems uncomfortable with the attention. CUBERT and DWIGHT enter the room.
CUBERT
Hey, what happened to my frogs? I had a whole colony of them in this tank.
DWIGHT
Yeah, I spent all day catching flies for them.
He holds up a plastic bag full of flies, some alive and some dead.
GROGU is playing with the television remote. He burps and a frog leg pops out of his mouth. He slurps it down. He switches to channel to the HYPNOTOAD and is entranced.
BENDER
I might have an idea.
(He giggles deviously.)
INT. - TELEVISION STUDIO SOUND STAGE
BENDER enters, wearing a trench coat and a blindfold. FRY is in the doorway, wringing his hands.
FRY
(Whispering loudly)
I’m not sure this is a good idea.
BENDER
Of course it’s a good idea. I thought of it.
FRY
Are you sure you won’t get hypnotized?
BENDER
That’s what the blindfold is for, dummy. If I can’t see the Hypnotoad it can’t affect me.
FRY
But then how are you going to be able to grab it? If you can’t see.
BENDER
Sonar, my good man.
He begins emitting a high pitched beeping sound and walked onto the sound stage, his arms out in front of him. FRY leans against the wall and whistles nonchalantly. The camera focuses on him. Off screen, we hear BENDER bumping into things.
BENDER
(Off screen)
What the … oops … damn it … oh, that sounds expensive … ha ha, gotcha!
BENDER comes back into the frame, his blindfold gone. He is smoking a cigar.
FRY
Did you get it?
BENDER
(Patting the door on his torso)
Got it right here, pal. Now let’s get out of here before his personal assistant gets back.
BENDER and FRY scurry away.
INT. - PLANET EXPRESS STAFF LOUNGE
DIN is still sitting stiffly on the couch, between LEELA and AMY. GROGU is leaning back, his tummy bulging, picking his teeth with a toothpick. Pizza boxes and chip bags litter the floor.
LEELA
So, is there a Mrs. Djarin?
DIN
N-no.
AMY
(Batting her eyes)
Really?
DIN is visibly uncomfortable. Fortunately, FARNSWORTH enters the room.
DIN
Professor! How are things going with your device? I really need to get back to my galaxy.
(He looks at LEELA and AMY)
I really need to get back.
FARNSWORTH
Oh, things are coming along swimmingly. I’ve already fixed the cup holder on the console, so I can keep drinking coffee while I work.
He goes to the coffee pot on a side table and fills a giant commuter mug.
FARNSWORTH
It won’t be long now.
He wanders back out of the room. GROGU waddles over to the table and sniffs at the coffee pot.
GROGU
Blech.
LEELA
Aww, he finks it’s tinky. What a cutie-wootie-pie!
DIN
(Sighs deeply)
This is so not the Way.
BENDER and FRY enter. BENDER is strutting.
BENDER
Hey, hey, get out of my way! Look at me, I’m shiny and I know it!
LEELA
Shut up, Bender, we’re watching Grogu smell things.
FRY
I can smell, too.
LEELA
(Holding her nose)
Yeah, I know.
BENDER
(To FRY)
Distract them while I set the bait.
FRY
Um, okay. Hey, you guys! What’s that over there?
LEELA
It’s Zoidberg.
ZOIDBERG waves from the corner.
FRY
Oh, yeah. Um … help!
He falls to the floor and starts writhing around. DIN, AMY and LEELA rush over. ZOIDBERG scuttles out of the room.
ZOIDBERG
My doctor stuff! I’ll be right back.
DIN
Are you okay?
He offers a hand to FRY and helps him up. FRY giggles.
FRY
(Batting his eyes)
I’m okay, big fella.
(Turning to LEELA)
I get it now! His hands are so big and … strong.
(He squeals)
In the background, BENDER sets the HYPNOTOAD on the table in front of GROGU, carefully keeping his head turned around the wrong way. GROGU tilts his head and makes grabby hands. When the camera pans back to FRY and the others, we hear a loud slurp and a belch.
DIN
I’m sorry, but you’re all making me very uncomfortable. I’m a bounty hunter, not a piece of meat. In my galaxy people tremble with fear when they see me. You guys are just sick.
AMY
We’re not sick, just horny, jeez. Don’t people have sex in your galaxy?
DIN
(Very uncomfortable)
Well, I guess so, I mean, there are kids, but … you know what, things are a lot more family friendly in my galaxy. Sure, we blow things up a lot and people get disintegrated and sliced in half by laser swords and shoot lightning out of their fingers but by golly, our children don’t know how they’re made!
LEELA
By golly? Why don’t you just make up some nonsense swears?
DIN
Dank farrik!
LEELA
See, that was easy, wasn’t it?
The television blares an alert. The news comes on with a special report.
MORBO
(On screen)
Attention, Earthlings! A most heinous and terrible crime has occurred. Prepare for doom!
LINDA VAN SCHOOHOVEN
(Laughing)
Oh, Morbo, it’s not quite doom time yet.
(Seriously)
But it will be soon, if the culprits who kidnapped star of stage and screen, the Hypnotoad don’t return him to his studio within the next five hours!
MORBO
The delightful creature, whom we all hail as our benevolent overlord, had disappeared from the television studio where he was preparing for tonight’s star-studded special “Benevolent Overlords Unite! An Evening of Fun and Frolic to Benefit the Former Overlord’s Home on Rigel Nine”.
LINDA
Overlord spokesman Lrrr of Omicron Persei 8 has released a statement.
LRR
Return the Hypnotoad or you will be annihilated!
MORBO
I told you, Linda. DOOOMMMM!
FRY and BENDER exchange looks.
BENDER
Oops.
GROGU burps again and his eyes start swirling like the HYPNOTOAD’s. Everyone looks first at him, then at BENDER and FRY.
LEELA
What did you do?
FRY
Meep.
INT. - MEETING ROOM OF THE PLANET EXPRESS OFFICE
FARNSWORTH
Well, you’ve done it now. The entire Earthican government is out looking for you.
BENDER
(Lounging back in his chair, smoking a cigar)
So what else is new?
LEELA
It’s not funny, Bender. Well, I mean, it kind of is, but …
DIN
I don’t understand why I can’t just take him and fly back through the wormhole.
FARNSWORTH
Because I need to be able to close the wormhole behind you, or Zap Brannigan will take the whole fleet through it after you. Haven’t you been paying attention?
DIN
Who is Zap Brannigan? Did I miss a scene?
FRY
(Pointing at the screen)
That’s Zap Brannigan.
ZAP
(On screen)
Ah, the fair Leela. I should have known you’d be involved in this somehow. Anything to get yourself back in my sights. Am I right, Kif?
KIF
Ugh.
LEELA
Zap, I have zero interest in you. Less than zero. Negative infinity.
ZAP
I think the lady doth protest too much. But that’s beside the point. What is the point, Kif?
KIF
The point is, one of you kidnapped the Hypnotoad and we are here to retrieve him.
Everyone looks around guiltily, their eyes all settling on GROGU, who is playing with a small silver ball and snacking on a bag of freeze-dried frogs legs.
AMY
Kif, sweetie, can you just give us a moment? We need to, um, confer.
They huddle together, whispering. When they are finished, LEELA, FRY, BENDER, DIN and GROGU slowly slip away while FARNSWORTH and AMY keep ZAP and KIF’s attention.
FARNSWORTH
I’m afraid it’s quite impossible to return the Hypnotoad at this precise moment, Captain Brannigan. And if you have time for a short PowerPoint presentation, I can explain exactly why.
AMY hauls out a projector and screen and begins to set them up. ZAP and KIF exchange bored looks.
AMY
Just a minute. This thing is a little tricky.
INT. - PLANET EXPRESS SHIP
LEELA
Okay, Din. You and the adowable wittle green guy get to your ship. Power up on my mark. We’ll take off at the exact same time and I’ll run interference to keep Zap from shooting at you. He’d never shoot me.
FRY
Yes, he would. He’s shot at us lots of time.
LEELA
Anyway … I’m gonna miss you, wittle cutie.
(She kneels down and kisses GROGU on the top of the head)
And I’m gonna miss you, you big, shiny, broad-shouldered, bedroom-voiced, steel clad religious freak.
(She stands up and kisses the cheek of DIN’s helmet)
BENDER
(Muttering)
She never kisses me on the shiny metal cheek.
FRY
Me either.
BENDER
I thought you were her boyfriend.
FRY
I am, but she’s never kissed me on the cheek. Everywhere else, but not on the … cheek.
(A single tear trickles down his face)
DIN
Thank you for your assistance. Grogu and I will remember you and add your story to the tales of our people. Nobody will believe us, but that’s on them. This is the Way.
DIN nods and picks up GROGU, who waves his little hand goodbye. But he is actually Force-lifting another lollipop from FRY’s pocket.
EXT. - PLANET EXPRESS BUILDING
ZAP BRANNIGAN’s ship hangs in the sky above. The hangar doors open and the Planet Express ship and the Razor Crest zoom out together, heading for the wormhole.
INT. - BRIDGE OF ZAP’S SHIP
ZAP
She’s helping him. Oh, the fickleness of a woman’s heart! What’s that guy got that I haven’t got?
KIF
Pants, sir?
ZAP
Be serious, Kif! Who would prefer someone wearing metal armor over someone clad in real velour?
(He smooths the front of his tunic)
INT. - BRIDGE OF THE PLANET EXPRESS SHIP
LEELA
Okay, Din, I think you have a clear shot. Good luck. Live long and prosper, or whatever.
FRY
Yeah, whatever.
BENDER
(Sniffling)
Keep yourself shiny, my good man.
FRY
I thought you hated him.
BENDER
I do, but it was kind of nice to have someone to share buffing and polishing tips with for a change.
DIN
(Over the radio)
Thank you all. May the Force be with you.
The Razor Crest jumps into hyperdrive and flies through the wormhole.
FRY
‘May the Force be with you’? What kind of dumb tag line is that?
LEELA
Who cares. What matters now is keeping Zap from following him through the wormhole.
EXT. - SPACE
The Planet Express ship dodges shots from Zap’s ship, blocking it from approaching the wormhole. Suddenly, the wormhole flares in brightness and spirals down to nothing.
INT. - BRIDGE OF PLANET EXPRESS SHIP
FRY
What the hell?
LEELA
The professor must have fixed it! We’ve won!
ZAP
(Over the radio)
Not so fast, lovely Leela. There’s still the little matter of toadnapping.
BENDER
Eep.
INT. - COURTROOM
A JUDGE walks to the bench and bangs his gavel. BENDER sits at the defendants table with his lawyer, HYPERCHICKEN. FRY, LEELA, and the others sit in the audience.
JUDGE
I hereby sentence Bender Bending Rodriguez to pay the Global Entertainment Network the full cost of replacing the Hypnotoad.
BENDER
Oh, geez, this is it. I’ll need to rob a bank or something to afford this.
JUDGE
Fourteen dollars and seventy two cents. You can pay the money to Vinny from Vinny’s Exotic Pet Emporium on Ninety-First Street.
FRY
That’s it? Less than fifteen bucks for a Hypnotoad? I could buy, like, four of them!
LEELA
No you can’t.
FRY
Yes, I can. I did the math.
LEELA
And I said, no, you can’t.
FRY
(Muttering)
She never lets me do anything fun.
BENDER
Woo hoo! Yeah, that’s right. I’m the baddest, shiniest guy around.
LEELA
Well, Bender’s back to normal. And so are things at Planet Express. I hope things are going as smoothly for our new friends back in their galaxy.
EXT. - ALIEN PLANET
DIN and GROGU are being chased by a giant monster. GROGU is wearing a tiny replica of DIN’s helmet.
DIN
Ready, kid? Do your thing.
GROGU
Pa-too!
GROGU takes off his tiny helmet to reveal swirling eyes. He turns to face the monster, which stops in its tracks.
DIN
All hail Hypno-Grogu! Together he and I shall rule the galaxy. This is the Way.
Dramatic music segues into the “Imperial March”.
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