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#calm down bro we get it you're gorgeous 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
kitkatscabinet Β· 2 years
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Hi there! I love you’re writing and I’m sorry people havnt been respecting the rules! I double checked the rules before I went and asked for a request cuz I wanted to make sure I was being respectful!
I was just wondering if you could do some headcanons for Dylan, Jake, and nick and what pet names they would use for their s/o and what their s/o would call them?
I’m not sure if you do Dylan x fem reader so if you don’t, it can be gender neutral for all the homies, just so everyone is included!
If you don’t feel comfortable writing this or I got confused with the rules just let me know, and it’s totally fine if you don’t wanna write it! Thank youuuuu! You’re writing makes me happy! πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
ok so it's actually in my what I will write for link that I say I won't write a fem reader for Dylan (just put it in the rules officially) and I've brought it up multiple times on my blog but you were nice and respectful so I'll happily do these :). Also I'm such a bad person for this cause I be calling my loved ones things like c*** or cheestick so. Also I really like this request and thanks for your kind words ❀️😭
Jacob
the biggest on pet names absolutely loves them. loves using them loves being called them. all around you rarely hear your actual name from him
at the start he definitely uses babe/handsome/gorgeous/cutie. the typical sweet things but as your relationship evolves you definitely come up with things that are special to the two of you.
Jacob likes to be called my love (he's a little embarrassed about this at the start) and hubby. To him those two are like the ultimate endearments that prove you do actually love him. he's your sweetheart so that defs gets thrown around as well.
In my opinion Jacob's body type is the cuddliest so cuddlebear is a big one as well.
somewhere in between this dude and bro definitely get thrown around as well in a 100% romantic sense by the both of you
Dylan
has the silliest use of pet names, and if you're shorter than him get ready for all the short related names.
he has 100% called you his boo thang before and you weren't completely sure if he was serious. Of all the boys he's the one lovingly referring to you as a slut (never in a mean way tho)
but seriously I see him as a fan of calling you duck and my favourite. Not too sugary sweet but still cute enough
He likes to be called your lovebug (he’ll grumble jokingly in public but he secretly loves it) and variations of honey
another practitioner of babe, but in a casual get your attention way.
the one that overexaggerates with them the most and enjoys using them to annoy other people.
Nick
uses them the least, but as he gets more comfortable is more inclined towards them. Also the least likely to use them in public, unlike the other two who can and definitely do
you use them more for him but he'll still call you darling in a way that's sure to fluster you.
when he needs to pacify you/calm you down its darl
I can also see him calling you his little gem or star or some of the sappier ones like that when its just the two of you. The most sentimental and thoughtful. He likes to call you more personalised things as well.
Once he's really comfortable he calls you possum the most though (this is a very popular Aussie term of endearment, we don't actually tend to use them much over here so)
likes to be called honey, dear or lover. Gets the most flustered over their use especially in public, it makes him giddy to know that you actually feel that way about him.
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snwusberry Β· 4 months
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THIS IS FICTION AND DOESN'T DEPICT THE ACTUAL PEOPLE IRL
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♧ kaya's point of view ♧
fuck the festive season.
thank you for your time.
ever since miyoung decided to pitch in the idea of having a secret santa for the family 2 years ago, it's been a mission and a half trying to enjoy christmas. especially because i don't know what in the fuck to buy mr choi.
anyway, hayoon dragged us to the mall because poor thing hasn't gone out for leisure ever since she fell pregnant in the beginning of the year. she finally popped that little fucker out in october but she's been so busy working and being a mother that she barely got any down time to truly relax and go out for leisure, she's been making so many plans to go out and have a good time all while yeonjun stays home with the baby.
we're currently staying a few weeks at the choi household where our partner's parents are living.
they have 5 kids which are all men and three of them are in stable relationships, two of which are married.
the first to get married being yeonjun who got married to hayoon 4 years ago, second being jongho who's married to miyoung, they got married last year.
the other three left are beomgyu, my boyfriend of 4 years, san and soobin.
i met beomgyu at yeonjun's wedding. my brothers who are friends with the choi brothers were invited and brought me along because i would've been home alone.
it was a beautiful, outdoor ceremony taking place at a gorgeous chapel and there sat beomgyu looking glorious right in front.
i knew what i had to do so i approached him during the reception. i thought it would be just a failed attempt but he ended up ditching the bridesmaid he was paired with and spent pretty much the whole night with me much to my brother's dismay.
he's friends with beomgyu so he was a bit skeptical and then yeosang was against me having a relationship all in all, not at all happy with the whole arrangement. he warmed up to him eventually though so it's all good.
"hayoon, you've been looking at baby outfits the entire day." miyoung
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♧ beomgyu's point of view ♧
okay deep breath, you got this.
what exactly? well i'm glad you asked even though you literally didn't. i'm planning on proposing to the girl of my dreams and nightmares depending on what mood i catch her in and as corny as it sounds, i've never felt happier nor have i see myself as happy as i am with her.
"bro relax." yeonjun tells me from where he's sitting, a baby in his arms that he's feeding literal air because there is nothing in that bottle.
"how can i? what if she says no or she's not ready? or what if she thinks it's rushed and breaks up with me?" i respond with nothing but panic and worry in my voice.
"or... get this right? she says yes." soobin asks in the corner.
"i can't do this guys." i say, plopping myself down on the couch.
"that's because you're already telling yourself everything will go wrong. you need to calm down."
"that's because everything went well for you and you're happily married. what about me?"
"man, what about you?" yeonjun says. "you already planned everything and asked her to cancel her plans for this. don't be a little pussy, everything will go according to plan, okay?"
the baby - minji, who is yeonjun and hayoon's daughter -starts crying hysterically and he excuses himself to go calm her down since her mother is out somewhere. now i'm left with soobin who's also about to give me the same story yeonjun did.
"just don't think too much okay? by the end of the day you'll see we were right when you come back home with your fiancΓ©e."
"change of plans, no one's proposing." jongho walks in with san behind him.
"what do you mean?"
"san would you like to share with the class?"
"no i'm good."
"he lost the ring."
"WHAT?"
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footnote: i'm gonna be so real with you guys, there's gonna be a lot of pov changes throughout this. theres a reason i swear 😭. please bare with me
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fictiophillia Β· 2 years
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the INTJ post was really so good πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί could you would you write a mammon and INTP? πŸ’•
a/n: First of all thank you for your request!!! And I'm glad you liked it, hope you like this one too HSJAKSHKAJSHSJAKSHJA I actually almost made the other INTX because I was talking with an INTP friend and she also likes Mammon, he also agreed that INTJ and INTP are pretty similar, in the end I decided to keep it INTJ but I'll be more than glad to do an INTP one!! ❀️
If this is too short you can always request this same request but with scenario specified :)
Mammon x INTP reader
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warnings : later there's smut, I'll warn tho (includes dom! top! reader) amab reader hinted.
gender : neutral
First off all, he admires you.
He thinks you're very smart and loves hearing you talk about something you like.
And then you're also kind??
Nah bro he's simping already
He hates that you don't get his hints that he likes you.
As if he wasn't the same πŸ™„πŸ™„
But he loves how affective and kind you are with him so <3
Anyways you could be wearing literally anything and he would still think you'd look stunning.
"YA KILLIN' IT HUMAN!!"
"THANKS BABE YOU TOO"
Like
And he thought >he< was the model
You're just perfect in his eyes
Doesn't matter your gender, height, weight.
For him you're the personification of the emoji "✨"
He loves your smile. Please smile. He wants to see your smile. So smile for him.
And- not even a smirk like in the previous post, no, a mf sincere smile that only in you looks so pretty.
As if you're personality wasn't enough to make him fall in love-
He also loves your humor
Literally you could make your shittiest joke and he would still crack up.
"Does anyone have sunscreen??"
"No I don't like the way it tastes."
"Wait you eat sunscreen?!"
"No why would I eat it I just said I don't like how it tastes!"
It's just funny how you're like
"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us?"
Meanwhile hes just like
"I'm gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band"
You both have similar energies and are almost as energetic too.
"Yo mammon would you rather fight a hundred toddlers or-"
"I wanna fight the toddlers."
"I didn't get to finish?????"
"Those toddlers are getting SMACKED-"
"goodnight human, Love ya <3!!!!"
"goodnight.
❀️"
"OI! You were supposed to say it back >:("
"oh
I sent a heart tho"
Do him hard, praise him while you wear your usually calm-but-kind-of-energetic face, it'll make him feel so many mixed emotions.
Good emotions tho dw.
He'd be cumming in a minute-
Every touch you give him just gives him chicken skin πŸ”πŸ₯Ί (JOKE BC IT'S HOW WE SAY GOOSEBUMPS IN PORTUGUESE/SPANISH)
Honestly he doesn't even know if he wants to dom or not-
Like, in the intj version I said he would be very submissive, breedable and "yes PARENT-"
But with an intp I see him actually just being like that one vibe
"*carrying an onion* ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCÉ!!!!"
Except instead of BeyoncΓ© it's you.
simp πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Like I said before you could be in a hoddie, pajamas, tracksuit, wrapped up in a tortilla blanket and he would find you drop gorgeous.
"Look at you so beautiful under me... always trying to brease me- sorry I meant please me, it was my colorblind ass talking."
What does even colorblind have to do with that?? Neither of you know.
Also that just ruined the whole mood because you're both laughing your asses off.
Or maybe not πŸ‘€
"M-mammon calm down you're squeezing me too much..."
Now you're both are still horny AND in a happy mood.
Aw look too crackheads in love πŸ₯Ί /hj
Maybe, just maybe it improved the mood.
And maybe you two didn't stop there.
But you definitely calmed down.
Just don't crack a joke every time you too fuck 😭
" ooo you two are always according to each other, you must be into soms kinky stuff at night~ I wonder what the weirdest/kinkiest would beβ€”"
"So Mammon brings his book of anecdotes and I read some."
" ...he brings.... a book of anecdotes..?..."
"Yeah, searching them up online takes too much, then we would have to get hard again-"
" ..... I'm not going to question it anymore."
He pants hard under you, never loosing either intensity or speed of your trusts.
He arched his back, he was close, but so were you.
You hold his hands each one at a side of his head, you both locking fingers and sweating, the only sounds being skin slapping and unsteady breaths.
"Y-ya know.... *pants* ya looked so hot today I almost couldn't get a hold of myself at dinner.... Ya really do look like one of those super hot models.... and those new pants... ya should be careful bein' here around me like that or else I could faint~"
"......... sO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BECAUSE I'M DRESSED LIKE A HOOKER-"
You both wheezed to death.
The end.
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