#capitalist bastard showdown

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 9

Directory

#capitalist bastard showdown #polls #round 1 #right bracket #papa louie #flipline studios #mr. krabs #eugene krabs #spongebob squarepants

[galactic-murmaider]

Are U a [big shot] or a [redacted]

Well [Big Shot] obviously, why else am I running @capitalist-bastard-showdown?!

#disclaimer: I’ve currently only played Chapter 1 of Deltarune but know a fair amount Spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton #deltarune #capitalist bastard showdown

[notanothersongaboutlovebracket]

@foundfamilyarena, @aro-culture-competition, @magnificent-mlm-matchup, @mad-scientist-showdown, @stachebracket, @ultimate-poll-tournament, @bestfictionaldivorce, @powerpolyculeshowdown, @qpr-competition, @aroaceswagcompetition, @themiiofalltime, @crysongz, @capitalist-bastard-showdown (ty for reblogging my pinned post btw, sending non-romantic kisses)

#polls

[black-klok-youth-pastor]

Should I make Metalocalypse smash or pass polls? Like admittedly @capitalist-bastard-showdown ended prematurely because of burnout and life shit sadly, but fortunately this should be much easier by comparison

[demonicshowdown]

The Ritual is complete...

Call me Furfur, if you'd like. And, of course, welcome to the Demonic Showdown, the poll pitting infernal characters of all kinds against each other.

Inspired, of course, by the lovely tumblr polls floating around including @mad-scientist-showdown @aroaceswagcompetition @autismswagsummit @ultimatepinkgirl @capitalist-bastard-showdown among many others.

Now, for the rules.

1. No real people. Real demons are, however, allowed.

2. Submit as many characters as you'd like, but only one at a time please.

3. Be nice. This a tumblr poll. Propaganda, however, is very much encouraged.

If I feel any more rules need to be added, I will do so (and make a post announcing any change made).

Now, without further adieu, the nomination form:

We'll see you soon...

666,

Furfur

#666 furfur #tournament #bracket #polls #demons

[monstrousproductions]

My condolences to your loss in @capitalist-bastard-showdown , as consultation the CEO will receive a check of $2.5 billion

ah well, at least we can all rest easy knowing they'll surely pay an appropriate amount of tax on this windfall and donate the remainder to community-led grassroots empowerment projects

... right??

#monstrous askbox

[capitalism-tournament]

Tl;dr, I've had a lot of changes hit over the past little while, mostly my mental health semi-tanking from all the other stuff happening (though I'm not in any danger or a state of concern or anything), and, with submissions planned to close in two hours, unfortunately I'm not sure if I'll be able to execute the tournament as I thought (at least, not without an extension). So, I'm leaving it up to you guys; thank you for any voting you might do, and thank you for all the voting you've already done

#capitalism tournament #polls #synergies speaking

[chanto-love]

Blorbo Showdown: Round 1, Match 9

On the left: Naven Nuknuk from Epithet Erased. My favorite from the original stream series, and still my favorite in the reboot. How does a man with so much money manage to be such a failgirl? The world may never know. his vocal performance is SO good in the audiobook also. he rules

On the right: Inside-Track from Astronaut: The Best. The worst person in the tournament is also the most obscure- I had to go get this screenshot myself! From someone's lets play! He's from a game I beta test, and he has no nuance in canon. Horse-faced capitalist bastard. (Yes, I'm the one entering him in all the tournaments.) In the fashion of all the best fictional characters, everything I like about him comes from my own brain.

#tournament #poll #blorbo poll #caroline's blorbo showdown #epithet erased #anime campaign #naven nuknuk #ee naven #naven epithet erased #astronaut the best #inside track #high priests of flaustria #sample size #the poll mine

[fallen-wing-magic]

Hey, so, uh... Rufus Shinra has been entered into the @/capitalist-bastard-showdown. FF7 fans, please go vote for him.

"That means I own you" of course he's more of a bastard than that other guy.

#ff7 #Rufus shinra

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 12

Directory

#capitalist bastard showdown #polls #round 1 #right bracket #mr house #robert house #fallout new vegas #fallout #cave johnson #portal #portal 2

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 5

Directory

#capitalist bastard showdown #polls #round 1 #left bracket #byakuya togami #danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #seto kaiba #yugioh #yugioh duel monsters #….come on that Yugioh Abridged reference is required by law!

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Welcome one and all to the 2023 Tumblr Capital Bastard Showdown!

A 32-character bracket tournament dedicated to answering the question: "who is the most capitalist bastard in all of fiction?" . Are we voting for our favorites or the biggest bastard of them all? ....yes.

First some ground rules

Absolutely no real people or companies. We get it it’s fun to dunk on people like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, but this tournament is more about escapism. Let’s face it, fictional bastardy is more fun to explore than what’s currently going on in the world. This includes YouTube personalities unless it’s very obviously a character far removed from their actual persona as possible such as Angry Joe’s Corporate Commander or Caddicarus’s Spons. In other words: please no Minecraft SMPs please

Acquisition of wealth doesn’t have to be their sole character motivation, but it helps if it’s still significant enough to their character and so long as they’re willing to do morally questionable things in the name of money they qualify. This is not however the “worst boss” showdown so even though Elias Bouchard was quite a popular submission I‘be been informed by Magnus Archive fans that he’s disqualified since he runs a non-profit.

Similarly “bastard” in this context doesn’t necessarily mean they have to be evil, some might even be protagonists in the stories, as such anti-hero characters are allowed so long as they meet the qualifications of having morally grey at best characterizations and money as a significant motivation. “Bastard” is also gender-neutral.

They have be private citizens in their narrative so monarchs and aristocrats are disqualified.

As per usual, you are allowed to make multiple submissions but you’re only allowed one entry per character.

Propaganda, reblogs, and fan art are fine, just try to be reasonable and not spam too much, and at least accept losses with grace. Even if you “call bullshit” on the results, at least be a good sport about it (ie…this is a Tumblr poll, bro please don’t take this too seriously)

Please feel free to shoot me an ask if you have any genuine questions or spot any potential grey areas, constructive feedback is always appreciated.

Characters That Are Already Included

Because they're way too obvious

Moneybags (Spyro) (likewise our mascot)

Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

Bryce Tankthrust (Brandon Rogers Extended Universe)

Mom (Futurama)

The Onceler (The Lorax)

Feel free to submit here:

SUBMISSIONS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED

Shameless self promotion: @girlbosswar, @mad-scientist-showdown , @problemgirlbracket , @butler-bracket , @manicpixiedreamgirltournament , @shittycartoonmomshowdown , @umbrellagoblin

The Mods

CFO: @catboy-bill-nye

Please do not try to harass us with propaganda on our main blogs; we have lives outside of our silly Tumblr tournaments

#capitalist bastard showdown #blorbo bracket #tumblr poll tournamet #masterpost

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 15

Directory

#capitalist bastard showdown #polls #round 1 #right bracket #lex luthor #dc comics #superman #rufus shinra #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown:

Round 1, Match 16

#yes I know the question's confusing! but I'm letting you decide how you vote #capitalist bastard showdown #polls #round 1 #right bracket #charles offdensen #charles foster offdensen #dethklok #metalocalypse #lord business #president business #the lego movie

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Tumblr Capitalist Bastard $howdown Masterpost

The Brackets

Round 1

Left Bracket

Uncle Pennybags vs Grunkle Stan

Ebenezer Scrooge vs Scrooge McDuck

The Onceler vs Spamtom G. Spamton

Mr. Burns vs Mom

Byakuya Togami vs Seto Kaiba

F. Scott Fitzegerald vs Hero Bossman

Bryce Tankthrust vs Vera Orblein

Vlad Masters vs Jacques Schnee

Right Bracket

Mr. Krabs vs Papa Louie

Moneybags vs Tom Nook

Wario vs Flintheart Glomgold

Mr. House vs Cave Johnson

The CEO vs Steve Cobs

Robert Cyger vs Kunikazu Okamura

Lex Luthor vs Rufus Shinra

Lord Business vs Charles Foster Offdensen

Round 2

Left Bracket

Grunkle Stan vs Scrooge McDuck

The Onceler vs Mr. Burns

Seto Kaiba vs F. Scott Fitzgerald

Vera Orblein vs Vlad Masters

Right Bracket

Mr. Krabs vs Tom Nook

Wario vs Cave Johnson

The CEO vs Kunikazu Okumura

Lex Luthor vs Lord Business

Quarterfinals

Left Bracket

Scrooge McDuck vs The Onceler

Seto Kaiba vs Vlad Masters

Right Bracket

Mr Krabs vs Wario

Kunikazu Okumura vs Lord Business

Losers Bracket

Useful Tags

#capitalist bastard showdown and #polls - for all of your voting needs

#info and #masterpost - genuinely useful information

#capitalist bastard propaganda - officially sanctioned propaganda

#other competitions/contests - proud sponsors of our competition

Links

Rules for submissions (Currently CLOSED)

Official playlist I made for fun (might make collaborative but you’d probably have to DM me for the link)

#capitalist bastard showdown #directory #masterpost #info #blorbo bracket #tumblr poll tournamet

[capitalist-bastard-showdown]

Capitalist Bastard $howdown: Quarterfinals, Match 2

#capitalist bastard showdown #polls #quarterfinals #round 3 #left bracket #vlad masters #danny phantom #vlad plasmius #(took me an EMBARASSINGLY long time to remember he had two names) #seto kaiba #yugioh #yugioh duel monsters