#carpe diem motherfuckers

[thestarlitnights]

JOKER OUT JOKER OUT JOKER OUT JOKER OUT MY BELOVEDS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN THEY QUALIFY COS LPS DID NOT DESERVE DEAD LAST IN 2022 CRIES AND SOBS they have huge feel-good vibes and they’re walking dispensers of serotonin from what i’ve seen. truly living up to shagadelic rock n roll!! BOJAN LICKING THE CAMERA THO DJBGJDHG they TRULY seized the day!!

#esc slovenia #esc 2023 #eurovision #esc #CARPE DIEM MOTHERFUCKERS

[happycamperdude]

==> attempt rare and extremely dangerous 2x FANDOM RP BLOG COMBO

dave strider coming live from camp half-blood ill be here all day folks

16 (12/3)

cabin 11

illest of the beats, bird photographer connoisseur, throw me a bone (literally) (like ill get that shit in a jar asap)

you hermes fuckers stop stealing my equipment you know who you are

sourced in houston, tx

i post whatever i want forever

song of the week: fergalicious - fergie

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(ooc)

taking a spin at one of those pjo camper rp blogs with a spin

askbox open for interaction

book status: beginning blood of olympus

dont be weird and have fun, carpe diem. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

#pjo #homestuck #homestuck rp #pjo rp #dave strider #carpe diem motherfuckers #camp half blood

[ace-with--a-mace]

they built a radio bro

#neil wants to be an actor his father wouldnt let him he knows that he wants to be an actor he dies #if he dies before he gets to go on stage guys oh em gee #carpe motherfucking diem #spooky liveblogs (kind of) #todd pls if he doesn't ask hes not disobeying #“you see this chemistry??” me every night ever #this movie seems like so much fun to film ugh #omg is he gonna go bike to the girl he likes #idk his name either but im not googling it to know

[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2023: #02 & #01 (Finale)

02. CZECHIA Vesna - "My sister's crown" 10th place

Decade ranking: 5/116 [Above Daði Freyr, below Käärijä]

Finland over Czechia seems like a no-brainer. Some midcarding bitches vs ~K*Ä*Ä*R*I*J*Ä~ come on, how hard can it be? Who is Czechia even for?!

ME, motherfucker. This entry is for ME, and FOR ME ALONE!!! and since this is MY ranking, that made the decision very difficult. It took me MONTHS to settle who to put at the top.

Vesna are often cited as one of the more overrated acts in the year. Overrated by whom? Who overrates Vesna? Isn't 10th a correct placement? i've met NO ONE who would even consider putting them as high as second? - and I obv don't count since it took me AN ETERITY to out myself as a Vesna stan!!

I'd counter that Czechia are THE MOST UNDERRATED by the fandom (not by placement - that is Slovenia, as always) and absolutely deserved all the good things that happened to them ^_^

So obviously, there are multiple factors at work here. The song is a fantastic earworm. Like, defo one of the best in the year? In terms of sheer replayability, "My Sister's Crown" is on the same level as "Edgar" (studio only :-/) and "Carpe Diem", and you know how much I value those. The song has four languages (including Bulgarian) and none of them clash. The lyrics are quotable and fun. This is a track with ATTITUDE and ZEST, that managed to criticize the war in Ukraine without beating us over the head with it via a poorly hidden, clumsily written political message. The song is SMART, and respects its listeners.

LOVE'S NOT A MONEY BAG BLOOD'S ON YOUR GOD'S HANDS YOU CANNOT STEAL OUR SOULS

However, going into the year, there were issues - Vesna were messy and dissonant, and the six girls often gave the impression of competing against each other for attention. They were not a UNIT. Although "My Sister's Crown" was always one of the best songs, many (including myself!) were sceptical it could come together.

And it did, spectacularly.

See, one of the things about this year is that the good performances and good songs were often mismatched. Albania, Estonia and Poland had great on-stage glam-ups, but they were severely hampered by the songs being what they were. Other countries such as France and Austria had good songs, but required really good acts to tie them together, and failed or, in case of say UK, has good acts that were performed badly.

If you made a Venn Diagram between the best songs and the biggest growers, there wouldn't be much overlap. Except for Czechia.

To quote Matteo Lane's pearl of wisdom; if there's only ONE GAY, everything gets done! Ahmad Malloun was the One Gay and channeled his bossbottom energy to fuss Vesna into shape. Suddenly, the girls were harmonious and disciplined and that made all the difference. Suddenly, Czechia had an act with a clear vision - Six women united visually through their outfits. Vesna had become a UNIT, united through sisterhood.

SESTRO KRASIVA OI TI SILYNA HOROBRA JEDINA KORONA TVOJA

It really doesn't get mentioned nearly often enough how amazing the Czech staging was. Sure, Loreen and Käärijä, both top notch. But this is my personal favourite of the bunch. It's a visually stunning, avant garde act that fits the music, that fits the thematics, that pulls you in and tells a story without overtly complicating matters. They start as a group of angry hexaplets and then burst into joyful sororian rapture at the end. The staging is both aesthetically pleasing and intuitive. They hit the gold standard for acts that everyone should try to strive for!!

There are times where I wonder whether I really should rank Vesna above Käärijä. My Sister's Crown fully morphed into a me-coded entry. And perhaps, if and when I watch 2023 again, I may do exactly that. For now though, I've decided against it. The argument for Finland is less complicated, so I went with that. And now for the winner of this ranking I am sure NOBODY saw coming ever:

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01. FINLAND Käärijä - "Cha Cha Cha" 2nd place

Decade ranking: 4/116 [Above Vesna, below Chanel]

It's Käärijä, bitch.

I rest my case for ranking Finland first. I don't think anyone argues this as invalid? Good, let's pick it all apart because if there's anything Käärijä deserves, it is being talked about. 😉

So um, where to start? Maybe it's best to start with the song - "Cha Cha Cha" was that rare 1-in-500 entry. I always say that novelty always tends to become stale over time - once in a blue moon however, it endures. "Cha Cha Cha" is a novelty song that is also an excellent song in its own right, and it stil holds up very well. It's a fun song to listen to, even without all the circus and theatrics.

The circus and theatrics though, omg <3 Talk about a DELECTABLE act, once again. This is yet again an example of how staging compliments the song and makes it digestible. Cha Cha Cha is entirely in Finnish with only a few loan words tossed in - difficult to get into on paper. The staging however, brings the plot points home.

The song's about wanting to overcome anxieties to dance? So break from the crates

Confront the inner Dance Demons that harass your psyche

make your way to the dancefloor while dodging decapitation via errant wires.

and then, when you overcome all fears transition to that godly, campy key chance, ride your them, having overcome your inhibitions.

AND I GALLAVANT ON THE FLOOR LIKE A CHA CHA CHA AND MY ANXIETIES HAVE NO GRIP ON ME NO MORE

The act is BRILLIANT. The ballroom dancers with their creepy pearly-whites, the dorkopotamus choreography, the styling, the overwhelming sense of triumph once the key change hits... It's the same deal as Vesna and Loreen, just a handful of visual cues that visualize the song's themes (anxiety, rather than sisterhood or desolation) are easy to understand and don't further complicate matters. THIS is how it's done. This is how you Eurovision.

The magical ingredient that tied it all together was the man, the dad bod, the bolero himself - Käärijä. Talk about a personality so massive everything gravitated towards him. It's hard to put the extent of his likeability into words - he's just so disarmingly himself. The key here is that Käärijä doesn't see himself as anything special. To him, he's just "boy from Vantaa who likes queen Loreen". He's just self-aware enough to realize the effect he has on others, but not self-aware enough to understand what exactly endears him to so many people. So when Käärijä plays up for funsies, he magnifies all aspects of his personality which makes him... even more endearing. 😍

(it's the same magic dust that has people flock to Baby Lasagna this year, really.)

It's rare to have a contestant who managed to completely warp the meta around him to this extent. It's even more rare that the contestant in this position then loses the competition. I remember telling my friend André, who was behind on NF news, that Käärijä had won UMK, and he replied with an innocuous "great, I haven't been this excited for a contestant since Verka!". I think I realize in that moment, that was to be Käärijä's destiny. Verka was the Hot Favourite in their year, the breakout star of 2007 - and Verka placed second to a more competent entry (Molitva <3). It was in that moment that I knew that Käärijä's inevitable fate was to come second to Loreen.

And I feel like, we all knew deep down that was where we were headed. We all wanted Käärijä to win as much as we did, because we knew that he would not. He was blissfully cruising towards a loss, and that was too much of an injustice to accept it and not manifest a reality where he beats Sweden.

It even got to a point where some people are now retroactively trying push the notion Tattoo is better than Euphoria (that statement is more offensive than anything I've ever commited to print or speech, including the one time I called Lesley Roy frumpy on cam <3) and the best entry ever (excuse you?) largely because it beat Cha Cha Cha.

So if Käärijä is this great, then why the doubt? Why only fourth for the decade (for the moment)?

Well, it's same deal as Cornelia for me. The best live of Cha Cha Cha that we received was the first one, at UMK, and every other performance we've had since then was not as good. The one in Eurovision had terrible vocals and slightly less impressive staging compared to UMK. I know right? The ESC staging did MORE and yet accomplished LESS. They got rid of all the wrestling references? Where's the close-up at the end? The arena? THE LIFT?

Sure, these inaccuracies didn't detract from my personal enjoyment of Cha Cha Cha. They however did allow for Käärijä to fall behind far enough behind Loreen in the jury vote so that he could no longer catch up with her in the televote, like a death by a thousand paper cuts.

It was a great live, but it wasn't great enough to win. Eurovision Käärijä was not Käärijä at his best, while Vesna without question gave their best performance in the Grand Final. Hence my doubts.

However, I ultimately went with Käärijä anyway because he did something Vesna could not - he gave a concert in my city, and I attended. HE MADE ME LEAVE THE HOUSE AFTER DARK. And god, if you've not been to a Käârijä gig before, absolutely fucking go if you're able to - IT'S CRAZY IT'S PARTY is the perfect catchphrase for this hyperactive, sexually amorphous, adorkable gremlin.

He was his unadulterated self, slapping his belly only vaguely aware of his sex appeal, swooning over a group of Slovene attendees because they reminded him of The Love Of His Life Bojan Cveticanin, ripping one of his merch t-shirts in half and then wearing it as a jacket, airdiving a wayward balloon that floated its way on the stage. The music was also excellent. Exposed to to the FULL scope of Käärijäness, made all the good memories of the 2023 preshow flow back, how could I not rank him anywhere other than first? Maybe I will change my mind and rank Vesna first in a few years from now, but for now, let's savour him while he's still fresh in our minds.

REMINDER THAT THE 2024 ROSTER IS GREAT LARGELY THANKS TO KÄÄRIJÄ.

REMINDER THAT HE WOULD SO WIN ANY FUTURE EUROVISION IF HE WANTED TO:

(May I just name this as my fave song from the 2024 nf season MAY I????*)

He WAS 2023. He WAS Eurovision.

He may have lost the contest, but he has won life. (and paid his taxes.)

ALL RISE FOR THE BEST ACT OF 2023!

The RANKING (completed)

"Novo, Bolje" was my fave 2024 NF also-ran. Obv.

ADDENDUM: ABOUT ESC2024

Yeah, obviously i'm not going to do a pre-show ranking. With all the poison and controversy going on, it's just not the right time. I delayed this ranking specificially so that I wouldn't be temped to do the 2024 one later. (Unlike a certain broadcasting institution, I possess a modest amount of insight, foresight and self-awareness. 🙂 )

Hopefully, ESC 2024 goes down without too many incidents, and I'll able to start my post-show ranking the week after the Grand Final.

See you there, hopefully, if Eurovision isn't dead and buried by then! 💚

#Eurovision 2023 #ESC 2023 #ESC #Eurovision #Eurovision Song Contest #Eurovision2023 #BorisBubbles #Vesna #My Sister's Crown #Czechia #Finland #Käärijä #Cha Cha Cha

[greendayauthority]

Song messages in the deluxe version of the ¡Uno! book

Nuclear Family

'Pick a summer... and summer... take a peek at the salt water and who gives a fuck... ya know? That's where this begins'

Stay the Night

'Haven't felt an impulse like this in eons. I guess that heart burn never goes away... just a bit caged'

Carpe Diem

'"Too young to die?" Well I say "aren't all too young to die?" Does the future have enough time to live in the moment?

Let Yourself Go

'How much can I pay you not to finish your story? You keep telling the same story over & over & over & over & over & over & over punch me in the fucking face!'

Kill the DJ

'Ah yes, which leads us to this 4 on the floor. Sometimes I could drink my way through this era. Take pills & fuck the noise away. And dance in the ashes of nonsense.'

Fell For You

'Wet dreams for the middle-fuck crisis. Keep your heart in a box with a lock on it for god's sake!'

Billie Joe also said something similar on the closing night of American Idiot on Broadway: 'Keep your fucking heart young, goddammit. Keep it fucking all comfy all the time. Don’t fucking stop, there’s a reason why that hand is holding the heart. It just keeps squeeze that motherfucker till it still bleeds every goddamn day.'

Loss of Control

'Look how far we've come.'

Troublemaker

'✓ Beach ✓ Douchebags ✓ Sluts ✓ Bars ✓ Tattoo shops. How convenient!'

Angel Blue

'It's better to just rip the band-aid off'

'Baby has barely started!'

Sweet 16

'I remember you drinking Olde English driving all the way out. Sunbathing at Pinole Shores. My Minnesota Girl. Always.'

Rusty James

'I read your book... it was a piece of shit. You traded that spiked belt in for a killer job at Pete's Coffee. Way to go! By the way, I've always wanted to smash your fucking teeth in. 🖤'

Oh Love

'Love like a good horror film.' / 'The tattoo wore off. More like "Oh well." I talked myself out of you. Even though I was never considered. Tension.'

#green day #uno dos tre era #uno #uno dos tre #trilogy #song meanings #quotes #lyrics #nuclear family #stay the night #carpe diem #kill the dj #let yourself go #fell for you #loss of control #troublemaker #angel blue #oh love #rusty james

[valentino-moth-man]

ONE TIME ONLY, INCORRECT QUOTES BY VAL (warning: there is a shit ton of these)

@vox-tv-demon , @headlessdeaddancer2/@headlessdeaddancer

Vox: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Valentino: You always act stupid.

Valentino:

Valentino: Wait...

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Vox: Do you take constructive criticism?

Valentino: No, only cash or credit.

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Valentino: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Vox: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Valentino: Seize the dick.

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Valentino: I like your new pants!

Vox: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Valentino: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Vox: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Valentino: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Vox: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Valentino.

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Valentino: Know why I called you in here?

Vox: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Valentino: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Valentino: You look good in that hoodie.

Vox: You know where else I'd look good?

Valentino, zero hesitation: My bed.

Vox, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Valentino: Relationships should be 50/50. Vox cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Fork: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Vox: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

Fork: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

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Vox: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Valentino made me get tested.

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MJ: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?

Vincent: Technically a mix of green and blue?

MJ: So blurple.

Vincent: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.

MJ: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?

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Valentino: Last week, Vincent tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

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Vincent: Slash gamemode creative.

Vox: Dude, this isn't Min-

Vincent: *starts levitating*

[catchyhuh]

Guilty pleasures of the gang! The ones they're kinda embarassed to show others. It can be food, movies, music, whatever you want!

this one almost stumped me BUT I THINK I GOT IT. i think the key here is less "what's embarrassing to them" and more "what would they make fun of each other for enjoying" and as soon as i put it through that lens we fucking Got it. LET'S GO GUILTY PLEASURES

lupin:

i do not imagine he has many. not because he doesn’t enjoy things but just because he feels no shame almost ever. even when he really, REALLY should be embarrassed, he just isn’t. carpe diem to its most extreme extent in the form of shit like saying “hey. would” when they pass a frosted flakes ad in public. it doesn’t matter if he’s doing it for the bit or not, because my god, he’s doing it. so trying to imagine something he’d feel sincerely EMBARRASSED for enjoying is… tricky…

if he had one, it would def come from his stance on something changing. he goes who the hell says mars attacks is their favorite tim burton movie and the others shrug not giving even a fraction of a rats ass. probably forgot it right after he said it. and then he rewatches it by himself and goes Ogh damn. This Isn’t Bad. But My Pride….

jigen:

SAYS he thinks hating overhyped things is whatever, who cares about (insert blockbuster of the year) and whether or not people like it. and he’s right who cares enjoy whatever harmless schlock you enjoy. but… he wouldn’t ADMIT to liking (insert blockbuster of the year) because that would make him appear as boring in his mind. and nobody would really care anyway but lupin and fujiko would clown on him and that’s worse than the entire earth caring 

this is so random but based on my experiences in life a lot more gruff middle-aged men who are far too particular about music. fucking love avril lavigne. would jigen? would a man with so many murders under his belt he’s forgotten how to distinguish the smell of blood from the oxygen in the air love avril lavigne? hey man. what the hell

fujiko:

fujiko has a half-self inflicted relationship with the idea. she lives with less than 0 regrets, does what she pleases, objections be damned. but she does tend to frown a bit when she finds her attention is actually held by the saw sequels of all fucking things. it’s one thing to be caught enjoying some classic, genre redefining horror movie, even if it has excessive sex or violence or whatever the hell else, but to be seen nodding to yourself after the plot budges forward 1 inch after 40 minutes? god just put her in the reverse beartrap already

has a snuggie. she hides it. it wouldn’t even be a huge deal, but hey, would ANY of these be a huge deal in any fucking world? of course not! the motherfucker is comfy as hell, perfectly plush without being so heavy it ruins her inner temp control, and she likes having her hands free to do whatever while she’s cozy and warm, but for SOME reason she just REFUSES to allow anyone a glimpse of her snuggie. that’s private

goemon:

DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING HE DELIGHTS IN REGISTERS IN HIS MIND AS A GUILTY PLEASURE. WAKING UP AFTER 6 AM IS A GUILTY PLEASURE TO GOEMON ISHIKAWA THE THIRTEENTH.

highly specific but little debbie oatmeal sandwich cookies. overprocessed, nothing about it is healthy or natural, and yet… that cream filling just calls to him. they aren’t as sickly sweet as other snack cakes, the consistency is nice, the texture of the cookie feels “correct” to him, so. yeah. indulge in a little debbie oatmeal sandwich cookie (not sponsored)

zenigata:

it’s kinda hard to say what does and doesn’t constitute a guilty pleasure for someone as bluntly, brutally honest as this guy. he HAS shame but it’s more of a subconscious acknowledgement than something that actually stops him from saying embarrassing shit at full volume in a crowded mall

gets very guarded about movies that make him cry. not because he’s embarrassed about crying, god knows that is not true, but he just feels… silly, being affected by made up bullshit. homeward bound, ESPECIALLY the part with the little girl, ending of edward scissorhands, almost any lameoid sappy disney princessy love bullshit, he purposefully didn’t watch the barbie movie because he heard it made people cry and when he did end up seeing it somehow he also cried and was BAFFLED AT WHY HE CRIED,

#SORRY. THESE FEEL VERY RANDOM but i guess that adds to the authenticity! #lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin #jigen #fujiko #goemon #zenigata #asks

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

JUST SEND OUT MY FIRST COLLEGE APPLICATION

pressing the send button was never so stressfull also to all my czech people ano jsem další pretentios motherfucker co si dal přihlášku na UK protože i jako malá jsem byla crazy a byl to můj CÍL. Jako buzika mě představa staré konzervativnější školy děsí ale nu což carpe fucking diem ne? :DD POKUD máte nějaké poznatky řekněte mi moc diky mír lásku a cimrmana všem.

#yes i say carpe diem instead of yolo #even tho the meaning isnt perfect #čumblr #uk #Karlovka #Univerzita Karlova #charles university #uni #college #college applications #university application #czech #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder

[secretkittywolf]

More Gladioturashipping incorrect quotes

There's so many that fits these two so well!

Quattro: Being in love is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us Dextra: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both

Quattro: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Dextra: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Quattro:  holy shit-

Dextra: Are you ready to commit? Quattro: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Quattro: We’re getting married, bitches! Dextra: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem

Quattro: I like your new pants! Dextra: Thanks, they were 50% off! Quattro: I’d like them better if they were 100% off *winks* Dextra: The store can’t just give away clothes for free Quattro: That’s… not what I meant Dextra: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Quattro

Dextra: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Quattro: I wrote you a poem Dextra, already crying: You did?

Dextra: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Quattro: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Dextra: The fourth sentence- Quattro: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Dextra: It’s “you’re” not “your”

Dextra: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles Quattro: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Dextra: Seize the dick

Quattro: I'm trash Dextra: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Quattro: Quattro: You smooth motherfucker Quattro: And yes it does

Quattro: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Dextra: Nope, there's 26 Quattro: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T Dextra: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one Quattro: You'll get the D later ;)

Dextra: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Quattro: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey

Quattro: This date is boring! Dextra: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Quattro: Then why did you invite me? Dextra: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Dextra I'll do whatever I want!

Dextra walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Quattro, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK! Quattro, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Quattro: Dextra and I are no longer friends Dextra: QUATTRO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Quattro: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response Dextra: Wow. They sound stupid Quattro: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Dextra: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Quattro: I guess you’re right. Hey Dextra, I love you Dextra: See! Just say that! Quattro: Holy fucking shit Dextra: If that flies over their head then, sorry Quattro, but they're too dumb for you Quattro: Dextra...

Dextra: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Quattro: It was autocorrectDextra: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me"? Quattro: Yes

Quattro: Fight me! Dextra: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* Dextra: Fight me for the rest of our lives

*Quattro comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Dextra's bedroom* Dextra: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Quattro: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend Quattro: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Dextra: ...

Dextra: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt Quattro: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit

#ygo zexal #yugioh zexal #droite zexal #quattro #thomas arclight #Gladioturashipping

[bigmack2go]

The thing is, i often do stuff that i complain about myself. And i dont realise that. So what helps, is to remind me/myself that im litterally breaking my own rules right now.

For example when i cant get out of bed i go „carpe diem, motherfucker!“

[the-heaminator]

more pruk incorrect quotes

Pussia: honk. England: WHAT. Pussia: HONK. England: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT????

Pussia: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! Pussia: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! England: Pussia just threw a tantrum about a chair. England: I just won Pussia Tantrum Bingo.

England: Did you have to stab them? Pussia: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. England: What did they say? Pussia: "What are you going to do, stab me?" England: That’s fair.

Prussia: You're violent. England: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

Pussia: Talk dirty to me~ England: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Pussia: Wha- England: The economy is in shambles.

Pussia: Do you think sex without love is a sin? England: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

Pussia: *eating a cinnamon roll* England: Cannibalism. Pussia: *confused chewing noises*

Pussia: Here you go, England, a nice hot cup of coffee! England: It's cold. Pussia: A nice cup of coffee. England: It's horrible! Pussia: Cup of coffee. England: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Pussia: C U P.

England: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Pussia: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? England: Seize the dick. (WHORE)

England: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue? Pussia: Technically a mix of green and blue? England: So blurple. Pussia: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. England: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE? Pussia: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

Pussia, throwing their head into England's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! England, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Pussia: Bro- England: No, no, hold up, rewind. England: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

England: Why would I flip my shit about that? Pussia: Because you flip your shit about everything. England: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle

#some are from the incorrect quotes generator and a few are from the shit me and my friedns do #incorrect quotes generator #pruk

[problematic-worm]

CARPE DIEM MOTHERfUCKERS

SIEZE THE DAY

#dead poets society #oh captain my captain #dead poets honor

[crepuscularray]

Today I ate eleven tangerines and now I'm going to bed at 8:37p even though I woke up at 1:10p.

#realHum #this is how I do #carpe diem motherfuckers

[darke15]

Hello hello, goodmorning Darke!

I just wanted to say that i frekken love and im obsessed with the whole BSUniverse, from the main aftrrmath fic to TS&TS and the red room and rhe oneshots. It blows my mind to think you've been working and writing since 2016. So first of all a round of applause for the hard work and for not giving up 🙌 (side note: you're almost at 50.000 hits on ao3 🥳🥳🥳)I dont know why but it makes me so happy and proud of you even though Ive only known you since last july/august lol Happy 60th chapter!

Reading and still thinking about chapter 60 makes me so jittery and anxious (in a postive way?) about all the 2010/11 stuff, especially from the dune pov. Also cant help but wonder if the billy russo from the punisher #references are about him being tsts season2 villain.

Rami malek as rook and Christoph Waltz as Novak.. is being a sexy motherfucker a requirement for being a villain with capital V in this universe?? 🤔 also cant forget ace.. we know so little of him and that makes me even more curious: who do you see portrayed as him?

Speaking of evil, we cant forget villainapprenticebitchboy Wraith. Ive seen very little asks about him, maybe bc we know veeery little of him. I think the majority of us readers think its Danny behind the mask .. cant help but wonder if you've been gaslighting us since forever, but either way with the wraith face reveal imma scream so loud you'll be able to hear me from the other side of the world.

Will we see more of his side/background only in Aftermath or there will be little tiny cheeky eatereggs in ts&ts2 too (since ghost came back here)?

Honestly cant wait for more evil business from Novak, Wraith and Ace.

For a more generic question (maybe easier and non spoilery as the others??) did you plan every turnup and have you already planned future ones? Do you know how the aftermath fic ends or its a day by day carpe diem mindset? 🤙 how do you pace yourself with the writing and brainstorming ideas process?

I know its not really a question to ask.. but Whos you're favorite child? Whos your favorite character to write?

I feel like ive written too much stuff and asked very spoilable?questions Soooo obv feel free to to answer however you like and the bits you like!!!

Have a nice dayy!

Hello there!!!

I just wanted to say that i frekken love and im obsessed with the whole BSUniverse, from the main aftrrmath fic to TS&TS and the red room and rhe oneshots.

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like them! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

It blows my mind to think you've been working and writing since 2016.

Saaaaaaaaaaaammmeeee 🤯🤯🤯 feels like only yesterday I had a panic attack posting the first chapter 🙂

So first of all a round of applause for the hard work and for not giving up 🙌 (side note: you're almost at 50.000 hits on ao3 🥳🥳🥳)

No shit? Am I really? *Scurries to AO3 to check* Holy shit I am 😂

I dont know why but it makes me so happy and proud of you even though Ive only known you since last july/august lol Happy 60th chapter!

Reading and still thinking about chapter 60 makes me so jittery and anxious (in a postive way?) about all the 2010/11 stuff, especially from the dune pov.

Same tho 🥲 all the little pieces are finally coming together. I never thought we'd make it this far 🙃

Also cant help but wonder if the billy russo from the punisher #references are about him being tsts season2 villain.

🤔🤔🤔 hmmmmmmm maybe 😏 maybe not 😏

Rami malek as rook and Christoph Waltz as Novak.. is being a sexy motherfucker a requirement for being a villain with capital V in this universe??

Yes. Sexy motherfucker's are my jam ✌🏻

🤔 also cant forget ace.. we know so little of him and that makes me even more curious: who do you see portrayed as him?

Speaking of evil, we cant forget villainapprenticebitchboy Wraith.

🤣🤣🤣 when I tell you I cackled

Ive seen very little asks about him, maybe bc we know veeery little of him. I think the majority of us readers think its Danny behind the mask .. cant help but wonder if you've been gaslighting us since forever, but either way with the wraith face reveal imma scream so loud you'll be able to hear me from the other side of the world.

I'm counting on it 😈

Will we see more of his side/background only in Aftermath or there will be little tiny cheeky eatereggs in ts&ts2 too (since ghost came back here)?

😏😏😏 I'm not gonna tell 🤫🤫🤫

For a more generic question (maybe easier and non spoilery as the others??) did you plan every turnup and have you already planned future ones?

Generally, I'm flying by the seat of my pants. I have zero clue what's going on most of the time but I make it work.

Wraith was never supposed to happen. The Ace of Spades was never supposed to happen. Novak was supposed to be the bad guy, end of story.

But.....then I thought "Well...wouldn't it be fun if I had more baddies to play with?" So I made more bad beans.

And I think I decided it early enough that it still made sense 🤞🏻 hopefully

Do you know how the aftermath fic ends or its a day by day carpe diem mindset? 🤙

I know the general area of how it ends but it's subject to change depending on how some of the plot points go.

Things translate differently on paper than they do in my head so I'm constantly tweaking things until it makes sense.

how do you pace yourself with the writing and brainstorming ideas process?

Since I have a vague idea of the route we need to take, I always start with a summary. I do a quick rundown of what each character is gonna do through the chapter:

Ghost does this while dealing with this. Boone discovers this while Duke and Jack do this. Wraith continues to be a nefarious piece of shit.

Then I'll go into a real outline and I'll keep in mind that most of the time, we're gonna wanna stay with Ghost. So if we can weave her into most of it, or a little of everyone's chapter arc, we're good.

From outlining I got straight into scripting. I find that it helps me get better dialogue and it helps the writing process go faster because I don't have to come up with what my characters are gonna say on the spot I just have to add their actions.

After scripting I dive into writing, following both the outline and the script and changing a few things as we go.

I know its not really a question to ask.. but Whos you're favorite child? Whos your favorite character to write?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you can't ask me that boone 🤣🤣🤣 it'll offend them and duke🤣🤣🤣

But, for real, Boonie is the most fun to write because she's all over the place. But I've loved Duke ever since y'all didn't like him when he showed up in New Eden for the first time. And Ghost is wonderful too, because she's a smart, troublemaking badass.

And then there's Belov and the rest of Alpha 2 that are really growing in me because of TS&TS. It's really hard to pick a favorite when there's pieces of me in each and every one of them.

I feel like ive written too much stuff and asked very spoilable?questions Soooo obv feel free to to answer however you like and the bits you like!!!

Thank you so much! I love long asks and going into detail 😊 it's a lotta fun for me. Thanks for sticking around, I can't wait to get further into the BS:U this year 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

#talk to me goose #anonymous avengers #anonymous avengers ask away #ask me things #ask me literally anything

[hella1975]

ms hella i need a bold pickup line and whether or not it has worked before for an english assignment and i felt like you would have some good ones

HOLY FUCK THIS GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO TELL THIS ONE STORY DSHGKJH okay okay i’ve been wanting to bring this up for a while now just because it is the funniest thing, alright so; 

i’m not one for pick up lines but this feels relevant to the blog’s recent discovery of dead poets society. so one time i was at a party and i was drunk off gin which is my way of saying i was an emotional wreck and you best BELIEVE i started talking about dead poets society (i think i watched it for the first time the night before?? and was still reeling from it?? who knows) to this one lad that had been trying it with me all night. and like it wasn’t that i didn’t like him just that my drunk brain was like ‘what’s a funny way to get him to fuck off? oh i know i’ll drunkenly almost start crying over the phrase carpe diem’

completely backfired when this MOTHERFUCKER thought about it a sec and then went ‘i’ll carpe your dms aha’. he immediately heard how god-fucking-awful that was and tried to backtrack out of it but yeah all in all was the quickest i’ve ever got with a lad

#help this got lost in my drafts #hella learn how to use tumblr challenge #anyways this is literally the only time a pick up line has ever worked on me #i was just in awe for a solid 6 seconds #i should've seen it coming bc he was quite a bookish guy and the reason i liked him in the first place was bc #he was also going off to do english at a-level and i was like 'sick! same hat!' and there it went #warning for anyone reading this: NEVER trust someone who can make english puns #they're too powerful for their own good #also i swear to god i originally was gonna help this anon but then it turned into a storytime and im not mad about it #you can still use this anon i just don't see why you'd want to #ask #also WHAT KIND OF ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT ARE YOU EVEN DOING??? #wind up

[formidxble]

Hey, you!

Passing by to say hi, hope you're doing well, and—

Han "gets a boner and immediately goes carpe diem motherfucker I'm jerk off until i can't cum anymore" Jisung

caRPE DIEM sujshsks i love you, javi, but WHAT IS THIS 😭😭😭

han “my fleshlight is not enough anymore so i’m buying other sex toys” jisung

#lovely moots #thanks for stopping by javi !! #🥺💛 #my day was okie!!