Ballad of Phantom Thieves…
Probably going to start a war or y’all are going to straight up kill each other for this but… TO HELL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES! LETS SETTLE THIS RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! WHOS THE BETTER PHANTOM THIEF!?
Arsene Lupin III?
Or…
Kid the Phantom Thief?
May the best thief win!
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Sirius: Why do you have to be so tall?
Remus: *smirks* Would you perfer me on my knees? *winks and leaves the dorm to go study in the library*
Sirius: Wh- i- you- *red cheeks and screams inside as he watches his boyfriend leave*
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Mixed Drinks: Zenigata Intro
Zenigata’s intro for a fun AU Max and I are dabbling in! What if Lupin was a thief by day and a bartender by night? What if Zenigata had facial blindness? What if they flirted?
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Mackenzie Country, South Island, NZ
wilderness_addict
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REMUS LUPIN COMMENTATING ON GYRIFFINDOR VS SLYTHERIN GAMES (some time in 6th year)
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Remus: Welcome to the quiddich games i'm Remus Lupin and I'm forced to be here I hope you fuckers enjoy my pain
McGonagall: Remus Lupin!
Remus: *ahem* sorry miss but we're off the two terms are flying up to... hit things? Honestly im best friends with the Gyriffindor captain and fucking the beater no clue what's- OUCH MISS IM SORRY but that was uncalled for simply stating fac- OUCH-
ANYWAY our captain Potter is about to score- and missed, call me delusional but I'm pretty sure he was staring at baby Black, really Potter? Let's all thank your captain as Slytherin now have the ball thing- quaffle? Aaaannnd they score well done James WELL DONE.
McGonagall: let's move on from James please, 10 points to Slytherin.
Remus: Of course and the game begins again OH Marlene is going for the other more aggressive ball thing-
McGonagall: bludger
Remus: yes that, and she hits it! Go her that was good it went straight for the Slytherin team and OH MY GOD MCKINNON YOU DIDNT JUST WINK AT MEADOWES but that was smooth, I'm sure she was impressed... I'm being glared at LETS MOVE ON OH WOW James? Did you just SCORE I'm suprised you didn't get distracted aga-
McGonagall: REMUS LUPIN!
Remus: Aanndd 10 points go to Gyriffindor Barty is definitely not happy with that i don't know what you do but go hit those angry balls! Make a show for your boyfriend!
Now the games start again Gyriffindor is ahead wow if only Regulus Black stopped staring at someone's THIGHS WE'D BE DONE
YOURE. NOT. SUBTLE. BABY. BLACK.
Remus: ...ladies and gentlemen Miss McGonagall just laughed she can also see the pin-
McGonagall: Remus Lupin please leave
Remus: Of course miss can I just...?
McGonagall: ...just make it quick
Remus: Sirius you look so hot right now I'm gonna f-
McGonagall: SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOURE NEVER LEAVING DETENTION
Remus: f-all in love with you even more...
McGonagall: ...
Remus: ...shit did Sirius just fall off his broom?
McGonagall: thank Merlin, Regulus caught the snitch GAME IS OVER SLYTHERIN WIN, REMUS DETENTION LEAVE NOW!
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The chaos if Remus was a quiddich commentator
(I love it)
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Lupin Secret Santa 2023 for Myst
Secret Santa gift for @MystSaphyr this year! My spouse gave me the idea for the piece, and I'm real pleased with how it turned out.
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