#cdf shitposting

[aubreve-art]

Been a while since I fed my original fandom, how are you guys? :D

Quotes are from “The Little Book of Complete B*llocks” by Alistair Beaton. RV could use some self-help.

#the saga of darren shan #cirque du freak #darren shan saga #my art #fanart #vampaneze #cdf #shandom #darren shan #allies of the night #cdf book 8 #cdf shitposting #cartoon #doodle

[darthyourmomgay]

Today in Taylor Swift songs what in which my bestie Eli Vanto owns: I bet you think about me

#Eli would sing this at CDF karaoke night and make Arlani be like you good bestie #he is just really going through it after good day luitenant Vanto understandingly I’d be pissed too #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #star wars rebels shitpost #star wars rebels memes #thrawn #thrawntent #Eli Vanto #blorbo from my books #Eli Vanto is a swiftie #Thrawn books memes #good day luitenant Vanto

[resinfish]

Roy G. Biv by They Might Be Giants makes the color spectrum sound like Desmond Tiny's flamboyant brother

#cdf shitposting #cirque du freak #darren shan

[scary-grace]

CDF Characters and their YouTube channels

Vancha: Nature channel featuring him chewing his toenails, fighting the sun, and getting stung or bitten by every creepy-crawly known to man. 

Gannen: Movie reviews, but only of “good” movies no one likes. His most popular video isn’t actually a review, but a full-length rage reaction to Avengers: Endgame. 

Steve: Doesn’t make his own content, just reacts to everybody else’s and tries to start trouble. He’s convinced that Larten is his nemesis, but he’s never gotten a response video from anybody, other than Gannen telling him to shut up during the intro to his review of Fight Club. 

Darren: The lawful good version of Vancha’s channel, and the second-highest subscriber count in the clan. He’s also the only one with monetized ads on his channel, but they’re for things like Mud Water and Grammerly. His most popular video is one of him cuddling with the wolf pups. The shot of him drinking wolf milk straight from the wolf was left on the cutting room floor. 

Larten: His channel is run by Darren, and it’s a lot of magic tricks and reaction videos to what Kids These Days are up to, although his most popular video is the one where he tries and fails to saw Gavner in half.

Gavner: Exclusively video-game playthroughs, and the friendliest fanbase in the clan. Sometimes he features other clan members, and his most popular video is of he, Darren, and Kurda playing Mario Kart blindfolded. 

Arra: Parkour channel with the third-highest number of subscribers in the clan. She hates having to edit her videos, so she usually just takes the raw footage and uploads it. The only time she ever edits is when she falls down, and she thinks nobody notices, but they do. 

Mika: Philosophy channel with really high production value, but he’s garbage at self-promotion. He has twelve subscribers and three of them are Darren’s burner accounts. On the bright side, he has the smartest comment section of anybody in the clan, and all nine of his subscribers will defend him to the death. 

Kurda: Has the highest subscriber count in the clan. His channel is called “Cooking With Kurda” and it’s part self-help, part cooking, and part political commentary. He goes viral for a video where he gets so angry talking about Holocaust deniers that he forgets to take his souffle out of the oven.  

#cdf #cirque du freak #darren shan saga #darren shan #larten crepsley #steve leonard #gannen harst #vancha march #mika ver leth #arra sails #gavner purl #kurda smahlt #hello naughty children it's shitpost time

[festivaloftheundead]

POV: you walk into the Hall of Princes for a meeting and this is what you see 🥺

Ft bonus Darren:

#my work computer keeps crashing so we are shitposting here today #darren shan #cirque du freak #saga of darren shan #CDF #mika ver leth #vancha march #paris skyle #arrow

[steveleoparddd]

Mr. Tall ......ally?

yes this is canon panel he said this irl

#mr tall and thor besties? #please dont ask me what this is #shitposting #debblice #or #what is their ship name?? #anyone/??? #cirque du freak #cdf #darrenshan #darren shan #the saga of darren shan #debbie hemlock #alice burgess #mr tall

[gothamcityneedsme]

Remembering all the smtiv pieces ive never posted. Like. I guess i think theyre too weird. Theres one that i legit showed to friends AND used in an application to a zine, so like, i think its good. but like. have i posted it? no.

#Shitpost #its about fujiwara #And akira #And....my copious amount of cdf ocs #Also like theres way more other ones too. Basicslly anything ive written about the cdf

[vampiresareepic]

I have nothing to post so take these poorly done memes.

#Darren shan #steve leonard #cdf #cirque du freak #shitpost

[freakbubblw]

tag urself I'm Twink Who Has No Idea What's Going On

#cirque du freak #cdf #darren shan #vancha march #paris skyle #arrow (cdf) #mika ver leth #tag urself #shitpost #I can't believe I made this but it's true

[cirquedukink]

When Paris has to do an announcement in front of ton of vampires he accidentally switches to his native tongue and nobody understands him because it's a dead language 

#shitpost #cirque du freak #cdf #saga of darren shan #paris skyle #I made this for sometjing else but bless em for showing me the light 👋🏼

[steveleoparddd]

Cirque du freak but totally different in which mr Crepsley the therapist tells Steve he’s a repressed gay and steve gets mad and rants to Darren and Darren agrees with Crepsley ( not rlly he just say Crepsley MIGHT know what he’s talking about,,,,yknw considering the fact that he’s,,,a professional and all) and Steve gets even angrier and swears revenge against both of them

#shitpost #im sorry #should i weite a crack fic #i want 2 #this is probably my illhealth getting to me #yall already know my sense of hunoir is stupid #STOLEN MEME #SOURCE PINTEREST #darren shan #cdf #steve leonard #steve leopard #cirque du freak #larten crepsley #vampaneze #vampires #darrenshan #the saga of darren shan

[steveleoparddd]

Darren “Savage” Shan

#shitposting #darren shan #cirque du freak #steve leopard #larten crepsley #steve leonard #desmond tiny #ds #vampaneze #vampires #cdf #my stuff

[steveleoparddd]

darren has the energy of someone who uses tiktok unironically.

#REEEEE #SHITPOSTING #IDK #cirque du freak #darren shan #steve leopard #cdf #larten crepsley #steve leonard #desmond tiny #ds #vampaneze #vampires

[gothamcityneedsme]

forbidden smtiv lore: show me canon aquila/akira

#shitpost #I DONT CARE WHICH ONE #I DONT CARE IF IT'S CDF ERA OR HUNTER ERA OR AQUILA ERA #GOD... #the smtiv artbook has a side note where the artist is like' #'i would love to get the chance to draw hunter akira or aquila akira' #and im just #BITCH....WHERE #WHERE IS HE... #DR A W H I M #me: forever shouting even tho there is a small amount of fanart to make me not totally snap #we're close fellas #im gonna Die #cause of death: not enough akira

[gothamcityneedsme]

slkdfjks i just realized ive headcanoned last names for flynn and nanashi’s past selves before ive even TRIED to come up with them for nanashi or flynn

#shitpost #and my 'i' i mean me and yarra #im thinking about this as im looking over a scrap i wrote at drill where the last names are used #because...CDF is military..so..

[gothamcityneedsme]

me: hhhhhhh akira

#shitpost #tho i wonder how old akira really was tho #i feel like they did some retconning here #esp because....fujiwara knew akira #and both were cdf #so him calling akira 'a boy' doesnt make sense #i think they aged canon akira up #i had more to say but tumblr deleted it #:/