i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)
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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
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Really pisses me off that I spent all day making this delicious pi and I can't cut into it because all 23 of my knives are gone.
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Happy Ides of March’s Eve! Remember to leave outside your door a knife and a glass of wine tonight for Brutus to collect!
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reasons to kill caesar (in order of importance):
he slept with my mother
hes a dictator
Cassius doesn't like him.
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(I scheduled this for the Ides of March all the way back on October 23, 2022. You're welcome.)
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love these silly guys, forgot to post abt my punk hazard sketches
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I love the Ides of March. Second only to November 5th. Stab Ceasar. Blow up the house of lords. Fuck the government.
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