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merp-blerp · 2 months
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Honestly, it's bothering and saddening me to see how pretentious some people in the DPS fandom are being because of an album title. The Tortured Poets Department isn't even out yet, calm down. It might not even be that inspired by DPS, the titles might just sound similar. There are already swifties here. Exhibit a: me. A good majority of DPS edits I see are to/inspired by a Taylor Swift song (or a song by The Smiths). Let's be happy some new people will potentially join us (I haven't even seen swifties enter the DPS fandom in mass droves like some of you are acting has happened) and possibly be introduced to some queer themes DPS has to offer (some of those are in Tay's music too btw, on purpose or not). [Edit: I initially left this fact out of this post, but in hindsight, I think it's important to remember that DPS is not textually queer and all its subtext very well might be accidental. That doesn't mean that it's not there or doesn't matter. I totally believe it does; author's intent matters, but so does interpretation. As long as you have textual evidence that some kind of subtext is present, you can't/shouldn't be told you're wrong. But it's not purely a queer movie. Therefore, DPS is not a "queers only" thing; not even a lot of textually queer movies are "queer only". The movie was made for all kinds of audiences, including straight people.] And I'm not always super knowledgeable on these things… but everyone being worried about “straight white girls in my fandom😩” feels somewhat misogynistic. As in, it reminds me of James Somerton making up white women in his comments section to be mad at. Some of you are making up stupid white girl swifties to be mad at. We already enjoy things like looking into poetry, just like you all. Let's not act like Folklore and Evermore don't exist, which are also poetry-inspired albums. There's honestly already some commonality with the fandoms, which is probably why both appeal to me. But even if there weren't, that shouldn't be why people can't like a movie and enter online spaces where people talk about said movie. And not all swifties are straight white girls. Once again, exhibit a: me. I'm not straight or white, but I am a girl. It just really sucks to see, especially since this movie is all about not being so stuck up and stuffy like the teachers at Welton or Neil's father. This movie's against the toxic academia some of you are seemingly pushing.
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billsbae · 1 year
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dps characters as things I found on aliexpress
charlie:
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meeks:
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pitts:
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todd:
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neil:
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knox:
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if you get the toast one, i love you, pls marry me
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mymiraclebox · 28 days
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Chadd the Human, kwami of Humanity
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Chadd is the most powerful kwami out there. All other kwamis tremble before him. Chadd is the kwami of Humanity, not the virtue Humanity, but the fact that humans are the best thing ever!! Chadd was the first kwami, Tikki and Plagg are nothing compared to him.
Chadd has two powers: Giga Chad, which makes one the very best; and Inner Karen, which always lets one speak to the manger. These powers always let Chadd win in a fight.
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Chadd's Miraculous is a smart phone, and his transformation phrases are "Chadd, man up!" and "Chadd, man down!". His weapon is a Nokia phone, an unbreakable force, and his favorite food is a rare steak. If it isn't rare enough it isn't good enough for Chadd.
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inahallucination · 10 months
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which dps ship has the 
character a, randomly: ok we’re dating now
character b: okay.
character b: who r u again
dynamic ?
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pinkobsessedfreak · 1 year
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the poets and their pet of choice (aka: dog or cat people?)
(there's ship stuff under the "keep reading" tag and i wrote for whatever ship i could think of hcs for)
neil: dog person. c'mon, neil perry is a walking golden retriever, of course he loves dogs.
todd: controversially, a dog person. he loves cats, but there is nothing like a dog jumping up on you to give you kisses. he seems to like their company more than some humans, occasionally. they're easier to talk to. (todd + therapy dog?)
charlie: also controversially, a cat person. charlie loves dogs, yes he does, but he embodies cat energy. specifically a jaguar. he just loves cats (and wearing cat-based animal prints [like cheetah, tiger]).
knox: dog person. there are no thoughts behind his doe eyes and though dogs can be smart as hell, they can also be dumb as hell, and they just work so well with him. also, imagine him holding a puppy. done.
meeks: cat person. he may be a talkative person, compared to other... nerds, i said it, but the silent solitude a cat provides is perfect for him. he loves that they can curl on his lap when he studies and also try to interupt the studying for his attention but in less distracting ways than a dog.
pitts: dog person. it feels like i can make a "tall person" joke here but just, dogs. actually, i think pitts is allergic to dogs and is so sad that he can be toppled over by a sneeze because of dogs but not by the dogs themselves.
cam: cat person. do i really need to explain? i will regardless. he genuinely thinks any animal would hate him but cats come up to him and he is so confused, but they are also a lot less energetic than dogs, so he can deal with them and their affections easier. he, like meeks, also likes their habits during your own studying.
multishipper madness:
anderperry: as two dog lovers, they would get their first dog within a few months of moving in together. neil knows that todd is it for him, and todd knows the reverse is true, and though the latter struggles with saying it, the dog exemplifies it in ways todd cannot put into audible words. it's a golden retriever, and it serves as the biggest source of comfort for the two of them when things get hard. nights spend cuddling with a pooch hopping onto the couch and subsequently their legs are the best nights for them. todd writes a poetry book about the dog (as todd writes a poetry book about everything, the words never stop spewing from his mind, especially with the infusion of love he feels everyday) and publishes it. dog lovers everywhere adore it.
knarlie: charlie comes home one day with an armful of cats (not kittens, as one would expect. charlie went into the shelter and adopted six of the oldest cats without ever asking a question about kittens). knox cannot say no to him. they baby these cats for as long as they live. charlie does the same thing with two dogs later on in their lives together, and knox is so in love with him it hurts is just as happy to baby these babies until they pass on. knox and charlie and their kids would be the family always surrounded by a thousand pets of different kinds, i wouldn't doubt. there is so much love in that household that it could suffocate you if you weren't careful.
mittsie: because of pitts' unfortunate allergy to dogs, they get a cat, and pitts cannot think of anything prettier than meeks, asleep on their bed, with their cat laying on his hip and purring louder than he believed possible. there's also nothing prettier than meeks laughing as he tries to move their cat off of his arms so he could keep writing whatever paper he was fixing up at the moment. there's truly not much of anything prettier than meeks, in pitts' eyes, and it is only bettered by the presence of a cat with fur a familiar shade of orange. meeks also insists on feeding their cat the healthiest food they can manage, but since meeks cannot be allowed into the kitchen as he can burn water, pitts prepares cute little healthy meals for the cat. they're so in love with each other it hurts.
cherry: neil will walk into their apartment with a puppy in hand the same day charlie gets a cat, but there is no argument over which one they keep. "you got a cat without asking me?" "you got a dog without asking me?" "fair... so we're keeping both?" "char." "yeah, why did i even ask." the cat and dog don't get along the best and neil and charlie both have different ways of getting them to befriend each other. they never figure it out, but one night, something clicks, and the cat and dog become cool as cucumbers. charlie nicknames them the most ridiculous things, and neil thinks it's adorable. neil thinks all of charlie is adorable, even though the boy couldn't take a genuine compliment to save his life, but it works.
chadd: todd and charlie go to the shelter together to adopt an animal and somehow end up with an old therapy dog and two cats, thanks to charlie's pleading and todd's pure love and inability to resist him. todd swore up and down they only had the means for one pet, with their lease and all, but he did not complain at all about the two carriers and one leash they ended up putting into their car and driving home. charlie thinks the therapy dog would be most useful for todd, since he can't always be there for him when he has some of his worse panics, but charlie finds a lot of use in the dog too. their relationship is a lot of healing and these animals only serve to help that. the cats are twins and serve their own platter of chaos. todd writes many a poem about their similarities to his boyfriend: no wonder he picked them out.
camtodd: there's a sale at the shelter, and neither of them plan to get a cat, but by some random chance, they both have a break in their day just long enough to go. the shelter is crowded with families who were waiting on a chance to see the animals, and cam almost leaves because he doubts they'll get to, but they do, and when he sits down on a floor, todd scooting against his side, in a room swarming with kittens, he expects all of them to crawl into his boyfriend's lap. and they do. but then one falls into his own lap and pads around, mewing. then another. and another. and then he's swarmed with cats, something he never believed could happen. he doesn't call it crying, but tears do fall down his cheeks. they adopt the first two cats that crawled into both of their touches. cameron cannot believe he managed to get this lucky, he has no idea how. todd doesn't really know, either, but they are so happy together that it frankly doesn't matter.
kitts: pitts goes to visit knox's family, who are all too excited to meet him: of course, knox's family includes their adorable bernese mountain dog, skipper. pitts is not deathly allergic to dogs, but he came prepared with enough allergy medication to drown a horse. he takes one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening: thankfully they only make him lightly drowsy and not entirely delirious. knox, who had completely forgotten his boyfriend was allergic to dogs, sees him taking the pills and asks, only to be brutally reminded the man he loves can never be a dog owner: he feels terrible, and offers to go home early, but pitts would never end this trip prematurely for the world. when it does end, though, knox suggests they look for a hypoallergenic dog. pitts laughs. they adopt one a few years later.
kneil: knox is one for big romantic gestures, so he figures, after he and neil had been together for three years, he'd celebrate their anniversary by getting a dog. neil had mentioned wanting to get a pet far more in those past few months than he had the first two years of their relationship, so knox took the logical leap. when he comes home on their anniversary with the cutest dog he could find, neil is just... totally in love with him and the dog and he can't believe it. his boyfriend knew how to take hints, but he did so in the dorkiest ways, sometimes, especially since neil thought his disappearance the entire day meant last-minute anniversary preparations (it did. the dinner neil was expecting would come later that night. along with the proposal, but adopting a dog, for the two of them, was likened to a marriage proposal, so neil sees it coming before knox even has the chance to ask.)
carry: cam is the one to surprise neil, this time around. sort of. though everyone else is great at surprises, cam is constantly worried that the other person won't like it, so the moment he seriously considers getting a pet to try and bring more comfort into their lives, he asks neil. neil is all too quick to agree, and they have a cat by the next week. cam made sure, time and time again, that neil was okay settling for a cat instead of a dog, because he could handle a dog, he could, but neil did not think he could handle a dog (and the sharp cacophony of their barks) all too well, so they take home the large white cat that curled up in the brunet's lap and fell asleep while cam was sifting through paperwork at the shelter. this cat brings them comfort at their roughest times, when human touch and words are too much for the mind, as well as many happy memories.
parlie: pitts' allergy stikes again, though not to his boyfriend's dismay, and after much deliberation over whether they could handle a pet together, their question is answered for them when a kitten appears on their doorstep and they immediately take her in. watching your partner nurse a little kitten back to help is the most adorable thing to watch, they'd both agree. it makes them think about the impossible. once the kitten is healthy and older, they love having cooking competitions to see whose food the cat likes more: it's an even split, since pitts can cook amazingly and with heart while charlie creates on instinct without any semblance of intent and yet still produces beauty. the cat doesn't mind and lives heartily on both of their delicious productions.c
gingersnaps: they are totally the couple to get a dog that is almost as tall as the both of them and take them for walks all around town. they are both cat people, a fact that cameron mentions the moment meeks sees the puppy and cameron knows they are going home with a dog. the worker at the shelter warns that the dog is going to grow tall, sending cautious glances at their nowhere-near-six-foot selves, but they shrug it off. the dog does grow quite big, and they just barely manage to keep them adequately contained and healthy on top of maintaining their own health, sanity, and savings, but they make do. meeks tends to get attacked with kisses by their very tall dog often while he's trying to relax on the couch, and cameron tries to help him, only to get "attacked" as well. their rest only comes when their puppy tires out and falls asleep and they can curl up in each other's arms, notably covered in dog slobber as they do.
meekx: to combat knox's usual big romantic gestures, meeks is the one this time to surprise knox with an animal. he gets a puppy with eyes the same shade of brown that he's seen in the eyes he's come to fall in love with. knox is almost moved to tears, and he hugs his boyfriend and their dog close to his chest when he first sees them together. there's something so endearing to him about seeing meeks attempt to hold a squirming puppy in his arms, and knox presses several kisses to his curls and to the puppy's adorable head once he pulls away from the hug. this new love is fast and immediate, kind of like how the two of them fell in love in the first place.
a bundle of nerds: their dog, because even with two cat people, they end up with a dog, has bronze fur, increasing the number of orange-haired dorks in this grouping to three and leaving the sole brunette outnumbered even further. they let the dog onto the bed at night with the three of them, though it was already a squeeze before, since pitts tends to be colder than the cam or meeks and they need to supply for the lost heat. pitts finds it easiest to play with and "wrangle" the dog when they're being a tad too energetic, but meeks has a way with training them, and cam has a way with soothing them, that perfectly balances their care and love between all of them. pitts buys a gross variety of different toys for the dog, and cam and meeks love watching their boyfriend play with the dog from their porch/balcony, while simultaneously falling even more in love with him, if that were possible.
mittsiedd: college and career life is tough, and as everyone starts working later hours to try and provide in the grueling and failing economy, they start spending less time together, and todd's and pitts' anxiety starts to worsen. they're typically together for the hard nights, pitts silently holding todd as he gets him to mimic what he can remember from his own therapy sessions while he does it for himself, with meeks trying his best to provide comfort from his graveyard shift with whatever he can think of. when his coworker tells him that her cat had a litter and she needs to rehome the kittens, the answer to his problem bursts into his head as if it had been obvious the entire time. he does ask first, though, and todd, who had a calm night, easily agrees, as does pitts, with the little convincing it took of meeks saying "studies show that petting an animal can lower your blood pressure." cuddles with a kitten do not supplement cuddles with your lovers, but the cat really does help them make it through this tough stretch of their lives.
camderperry: cameron has always been afraid of getting a pet with neil and todd, because he thinks their mishmash of a relationship will not last as long as the animal's life. todd and neil disagree. enter: mx. whiskers (charlie, a part of the entire plan to get cameron out of his goddamn head, c'mon, didn't he see how annoying it was in school, was responsible for the name). cameron admits to breaking out in a stupid sob when he comes home form work to a text saying "surprise!" and a cat bundled in todd's arms, because its there, its real, it means something. neil pulls him into his arms before he can start bawling, which he still does, and todd immediately supplies him with the kitty, and suddenly, for a moment, a long and dear moment, everything is right in the world. the cat snuggles into cam's arms, and he rests his head atop of their warm head, and todd presses a soft kiss to his cheek, followed by neil planting a kiss to the both of his partners' foreheads, and everything is good. everything is right.
polypoets: it is hard enough to coordinate anything when seven people are all dating each other, let alone attempt to decide if they should get a pet, as it involves feeding, grooming, play, and vet schedules which are tough to dictate between two people as is, but somehow, the poets manage. at first, when they decide to try and see if they should get a pet, they cannot agree on what type of animal to get ("four to three. we win!" "we can't get a dog, knox! what about ger's allergies?" "i'll be fine, but i don't think we should get an animal until we have our own place together." "this three bedroom apartment isn't enough?" "we can barely afford rent without the pet fees." "oh fuck, i forgot about those." "we can afford rent just fine." "not with pet fees.") they get a fish for their first attempt at pet parenting while still in that apartment. it goes... about as expected: chaotic but surprisingly well. cam and todd are in charge of creating the schedules, neil cleans the tank, meeks is in charge of health, knox and charlie make the fish do dorky tricks while they do their feedings, and pitts keeps track of their supplies. when they do get their own place, a house with a huge primary bedroom that seems as big as the average studio apartment but with enough space for all of them plus some, they get a cat. and then a dog. and another fish, for old time's sake. the schedule is pretty much the same, give or take some semantics. they all grow old together, happy and in love with each other and with these dorky pet additions to their family, okay?
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littlespringdandelion · 11 months
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Rating all dps ships I can think of just because I can
Anderperry: 10/10 - basically canon. Overrated for a reason
Mitts: 100/10 - Y E S i could read a whole book about them being cute domestic cinnamon rolls (write one for me pls)
Overton: -38457/10 - I hate knox
Chanderperry: 10/10 - absolutely deserved better. I need a fix-it with them so much. So much I even wrote one myself but it's old and cringy
Meenderson: 10/10 - boyfriends <3
Daltonperry: 39749392859/10 - hi i'm s-my-favourite-trope-is-friends-to-lovers-onya. Dumb sunshine + dumb bitch I love them
Meelton/cheeks: 9/10 - love the dynamics. Started as friends with benefits
Chameron: 0/10 - i don't like love/hate, that's it
Andalton: 9/10 - I see them mostly as post-canon and you understand why. They both write poetry!!
Chrisginny: 9/10 - cute and all but sadly we know very little about Ginny :( i like them anyway tho
Noelton: 10/10 - don't ask where did it come from just accept it
Whatever Charlie/Neil/Todd/Meeks is: 10/10 - literally my favorite polycule
Chris/Knox: -928485/10 - no.
Chris/Chet: -294949939494729/10 - NO.
Keating/Charlie: 0/10 - ok?? Acceptable as charlie having a crush but not as actual ship
Todd/Chris: 6/10 - if it exists I like it either platonically and romantically
Sterry: 9/10 - nerdy bfs
Neil/Gerard: 5/10 - saw someone shipping them platonically and for some reason it has potential to me now
Charlie/Gerard: 2/10 - my friend ships them and I don't understand why
Stick/anyone: 1/10 - it's ok but he's just a pretty guy, doesn't seem very interesting to me
Neil/Ginny: 5/10 - wlw mlm solidarity your honor
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them-bo-dacious · 7 months
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i hate this but we need more chadd
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cowboylexapro · 1 year
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dead poets society ship names with no context no im not gonna explain
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fandomfiish · 2 years
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Some Dead Poets Society Ships HC
I say some because in the future I'll be posting separate headcanons for some ships, so here's some CHADD ‐ :)
ANDERPERRY ‐ They would go to the cave for private time: (Reading poems and when Welton gets truly suffocating they go there which the other poets do as well, occasionally their private time gets interrupted by Charlie usually in the company of Knox, sometimes Pitts and Meek would go there to work on some invention, and then Cameron when Charlie invites Knox to their room and they become a bit too much for him to focus on studying.) ‐ Todd would be the writer and Neil is the speaker, it's gotten somewhat normalized in Welton that even in other classes than Keating's the professors knew about their dynamic. Although none of them (except Keating) knew of their relationship yet. ‐ Todd always has some post-it notes of poems he found interesting to send to Neil every day, and Neil sends post-it notes of really really cheesy pickup lines that never fail to make Todd blush. KNARLIE ‐ Knox never fails to attend any rowing competition that Charlie is in, nor does Charlie fails to attend any Football competition Knox is in. ‐ If Anderperry has the Cave, Mitts has the rooftop, Knarlie has outside of Welton, the peaceful place beside the bridge it was always their place to go whenever they need an escape, since Knox always has the permission to go outside they take advantage of it. If ever outside was not available they always have Knox's room. ‐ Once there was an argument that went out of hand and Knox's punched Cameron in the face, which by the grace of gods none of them got in trouble with, but Charlie found out that the reason why he punched Cameron was that he was talking shit about Charlie, and have said the forbidden word. MITTS ‐ They've probably made a lot of inventions in their room and none would know except them. ‐ Usually, join the others in the study groups (With Meeks being the one initiating) but sometimes when they know the others will be busy they'll stay on the rooftop, just the two of them with the winds, and just gaze at the stars, one day dreaming they'll be able to arrive there themselves. A dream they'd love to make true. ‐ They made a robot dog, a prototype if you will. But it's one invention they can't show to the poets yet, not until they're sure it won't bite off Charlie's fingers when he inevitably puts it in its mouth. CARROT STICKS ‐ Due to the fact that Cameron never told them he's dating Sticks yet, the other poets would be less PDA whenever he's around, he's thankful of course, but he one day just said fuck it and went and grabbed Sticks and told them they're dating. "YOU SAID YOU WERE STRAIGHT!" "THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO SHUT UP DUMBASS" "CONGRATS MAN, HAPPY FOR YOU!" ‐ They're the scariest duo when it's Study groups, although Meeks and Pitts are the fun ones, Sticks and Cameron are the more "strict" ones, but the results of all of them passing with high grades prove to the others that fine they're alright with it. And Cameron looked really happy that Sticks is working well with the group. ‐ Sticks became an official member of the dead poets the night Cameron introduced him as his boyfriend, at the meeting in the cave. And boy was it chaotic, crazy but overall fulfilling. It was cathartic and with Cameron by his side, it just went even better. He wouldn't mind going to these meetings late at night if this is what it entails.
taglist: @inahallucination @aedan-mills @zeegy
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unpopularshipbracket · 11 months
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Round 1a Match 11
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Vicki Appleby/Maureen Sampson (Freaks and Geeks)
AO3 fic count: 11
"80s girls <3 bitchy cheerleading captain (affectionate) x girl-next-door <3 they are everything to me <3
if freaks and geeks didn’t get cancelled and became a mainstream show with a huge fandom, vicki/maureen would probably be a popular ship. as it is, the raw power of them as a couple is too much for more than one person to behold."
Todd Anderson/Charlie Dalton (Dead Poets Society)
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"Grief is a powerful thing. The tie of a lost loved one can bring the most different of people together. Charlie Dalton, the boy who could only do, who lived and breathed adventure, who sought to rebel as much as he could in his high school years, against the path his parents laid out. The only thing keeping him in check at boarding school, Neil Perry. Neil Perry, the perfect son, who always listens to his father. Until Todd Anderson joins Welton Academy their junior year. Todd who has to fill in the shoes of his older brother, but can barley speak up for himself. Todd who’s parents give him the same desk set on every one of his birthday. But also, Todd who learns of his knack for writing. Todd who inspires Neil to go against his parents and take on his passion. That passion which ultimately takes Neil’s life. Now all that’s left are two boys who loved this boy, and are picking up the pieces left behind and have to find themselves again. Charlie loses his spark for rebellion, and Todd who loses his love for writing. And all they see in eachother is Neil."
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Bullet's younger brother thinks Bullet is pretty!
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ishameless98 · 8 months
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So...I have this going on for a while. Sadly our ship is not popular and I still don't know why. Anyways if you are here and you believe in them... I'm here to write about it.
I'm a ride or die.
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billsbae · 1 year
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can anyone suggest me some charlie and todd fics?? (platonic or romantic i dont really care)
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mymiraclebox · 23 days
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that passtel drabble is so cute! i was wondering if chadd counted as a kwami that can be written about (just for fun)
If you don't mind a little chaos, then of course Chadd can return for a little drabble... xD
[Chadd's bio is here, a kwami I made for April's Fools Day.]
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"...Who's phone is this?" Marinette asked, picking up the strange phone laying on her desk with a frown. It wasn't hers or her parents, and no one had been in her room but her for a while, so she couldn't imagine who had left it here.
Tikki was at her side in a moment, starting at the silver phone with wide eyes. "No way... it's him."
"Who?" Marinette asked in confusion, but Tikki didn't get the chance to reply, as suddenly Marinette's wall broke with a shatter, Hawk Moth standing there.
"Hand over the Human Miraculous!" Hawk Moth cried.
"Quick, summon the kwami within, only he can defeat Hawk Moth!" Tikki told Marinette, who looked down at the strange phone again... which was glowing. With a burst of white light out came a being which she assumed was a kwami, but...
"That's a stick figure," Marinette said, looking and the black and white figure, the kwami indeed looking like it had been drawn by Manon.
Tikki let out a gasp. "Marinette, how could you say that! That's Chadd, the Human kwami, the most powerful being in existence!"
"GREETINGS, MARINETTE, HOLDER OF THE LADYBUG!" Chadd declared, the stick figure hovering proudly in the air. "I HAVE DECIDED TO GRACE YOU WITH MY PRESENCE TO DEFEAT HAWK MOTH WHO IS A MOCKERY TO MANKIND!"
"Give me the kwami of Humanity!" Hawk Moth snarled, charging forward with his cane raised, but he could not get close, as the aura of Chadd the kwami was simply too much for him to handle.
"Transform with the Great and Wonderful Chadd, Marinette, quickly!" Tikki cried.
Marinette held the Miraculous phone overhead, shouting: "Chadd, man up!" Instantly Chadd turned into a blinding white light, which engulfed the phone and then her in its transformation. As the light faded Marinette looked down to see her new hero form. "Why am I a 2D stick figure?!"
"No, she has entered the ultimate form!" Hawk Moth cried, trying to attack her again. Stick figure Marinette looked about and found a Nokia hooked to her side. She raised it up as Hawk Moth attacked, his cane instantly being shattered in half.
"Use your powers!" Tikki cheered.
"Giga Chad!" Marinette cried, her stick figure form now featuring ultra buff muscles on the arms. Marinette was amazed that she was now the very best like no one ever was, Hawk Moth cowering in her shadow. However she had one more power left: "Now I will use Inner Karen!"
The Miraculous phone began to ring, and she looked down to see that Nathalie Sancoeur was calling. She pressed answer, holding it up to her ear.
"Hello this is Hawk Moth's manager speaking, how may I help you?" Nathalie said on the other end.
"Hi can you please get Hawk Moth to stop akumatizing everyone?"
"Of course," Nathalie replied, the phone going onto speaker. "Gabriel Garbage Agreste, how many times do I have to tell you to stop terrorizing the city! We do not have room in your schedule for this, now come home and parent your son before me and the Gorilla adopt him ourselves!"
"Noooooooooooo!" Hawk Moth cried, before ripping off the Butterfly Miraculous, handing it and the Peacock over to stick figure Marinette, officially defeating Hawk Moth's reign and returning all the kwamis safely home. Then Gabriel ran off into the night to be a good father to Adrien. He also now approved of Marinette and Adrien dating because who better for Adrien to date than the one wielding the Miraculous of the Human?
"We're free!" Nooroo and Duusu cried, cheering loudly.
"Chadd, man down," Stick figure Marinette said, detransforming. She felt weak as she turned back into a normal human, the powers of Chadd no longer running through her.
"YOU DID WELL, MARINETTE!" Chadd declared proudly, and all the kwamis bowed down to him. "BUT NOW I MUST DEPART!"
With a flash of light Chadd and his Miraculous were gone, leaving all to stare in awe at where he had been. Marinette turned to Tikki, a tear in her eye.
"Chadd was amazing, is there any kwami like him?" She asked.
Tikki bowed her head. "No one is like Chadd."
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inahallucination · 2 years
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is there a chanderperry fic where charlie finds out that todd and neil are dating and is very very very happy until he sees them be like cute together and suddenly he feels very sad and at first he freaks out for being an unsupportive friend but then at some point he has a moment with todd and realizes he likes him and he’s jealous of anderperry and feels worse and then has a moment with neil later on and realizes he likes both of them and sadly, helplessly pines after them because theyre just so perfect together and he doesn’t think there’s room for him with them or nah ?
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adzongc · 8 months
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