Besides, even if she wrote such a scenario, Yoo Joonghyuk wouldn't have agreed to…
"I didn't kidnap these women."
His words quickly prompted the surrounding ladies to yell out.
"That's right! We weren't kidnapped at all!"
I studied their expressions. Not one of them looked to be under the mind-control spell.
Meanwhile, Lee Gilyoung yelled out in response. "So what?! Didn't you enslave people to make lots of dumplings so you can eat them all??"
Right, that's what the slave in the factory told us. However, there was one thing that I couldn't understand.
Yoo Joonghyuk really liked [Murim dumplings]. It was verging on obsession, even. But, would someone like him ever touch dumplings mass-produced in a factory?
⸢"I do not eat what others have made."⸥
Yoo Joonghyuk even declared as thus, so it didn't make sense for him to use slaves just for the purpose of eating mass-produced dumplings.
And as if to prove me right, Yoo Joonghyuk spoke in a slightly sorrowful tone of voice. "I haven't eaten these [Murim dumplings]."
I love that Dokja immediately assumes that not even in a play while pretending to be someone else would Joonghyuk 1) kidnap women as concubines and 2) eat dumplings he didn't make himself by hand even if they are his precious Murim dumplings.
He assumes that Sooyoung must have written the story around him because Joonghyuk is literally that stubborn.
And he's absolutely, 100% correct.
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With his eyes opened wide and still locked onto Kevin, the last thing Aaron saw was Kevin's blood-red eyes glaring in his direction.
The color of his eyes completely matched the red liquid dying his vision. Then, lowering his head, Aaron watched in horror as his lower body split apart from his body.
[...]
Not even a second after Aaron's body fell onto the ground, the referee suddenly materialized next to him and cast a spell on him. But it was already too late.
Aaron had died.
Oh my GOD, Kevin? You actually did it? Holy shit??
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I'm not ready for my spotify wrapped to just be stonemaiden. like i get it spotify i know i'm gay
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dang this is crazy. i thought wildfire smoke was bad but what the fuck is this????
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well according to color theory
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friendly reminder to stop spreading misinformation about the black water! people are saying that it brings people and animals back to life but that's not exactly true! although their body may be back, they're not the same person and they will likely become violent and dangerous. please stay inside and be really careful what you and your pets eat or drink.
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i must not go to sleep in the lake today. afternoon nap is the mind killer
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mmmmmm cozy
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where is my skin
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going back to sleep honk shoooooo
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love that they'll be a literal apocalyse and tumblr users will just make memes. never change tumblr
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choosing between the irl amazing digital circus or probably fucking dying was not on my 2030 bingo card but okay
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at this point i just gotta expect that if the year is divisible by 10 then something terrible will happen
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hey do you think i can get a real werewolf boyfriend now that monsters are real
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any cute werewolf boyfriends in this part of the woods
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oh man it's been a couple months since I last updated this fanfic huh! so I just drank some black water by accident and now I have a few extra fingers, and honestly that took some getting used to, but it's actually pretty convenient now and is really helpign me get more words in lol im still here writing homestuck fanfic in 2030 hehehehehe anyway new chapter here
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we do not grieve ice when it melts, or celebrate the sapling when it rises from the soil. they just are. life and death and rebirth are one constant state. and without change, there would be nothing to watch
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Yoo Joonghyuk stepped forward and suddenly brandished the [Black Heavenly Demon Sword] in my direction, then drew a very tiny circle on the ground around my feet.
"You do not step beyond this line."
"Eh?"
"Move one step, and I'll kill you."
And then, Yogoes' necks began flying away next.
*SCREAMING*
I cannot believe I'm reading this arc with my own two eyes.
You did not literally just draw a circle around Dokja and put him in timeout, Joonghyuk.
Oh man, and then Dokja is just standing there fanboying over Joonghyuk's sword technique that's (as always) "beautiful enough to entrance the viewers" and little adorable Yoosung and Gilyoung are standing there cheering all "go get them!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, but the fact that Gilyoung is actually a little upset that he didn't get to fight Joonghyuk???
Gilyoung, I have so many theories as to why that may be, not the least of which is that you're having way too much fun showing off for Dokja hyung (...and Yoosung...) and that maybe you wanted to show him (them) that you're just as strong as Dokja's main fighting companion. Which...you're not, Gilyoung. You're really really not. But I admire your spirit.
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