#children are a social minority

[crazycatsiren]

At some point, parents have got to get it through their heads that people on the internet aren't their children's babysitters. Not everywhere in the world is going to cater to children. It's literally their job, as parents, to keep their children safe in this world that's often very much not safe for them.

Adults get on the internet for adult experiences. Your children are literally not other adults' problems. It's your responsibility, as parents, to create an appropriate environment for your children to grow, learn, and thrive. If all you want is for others to keep an eye on your children, then why the hell did you have them? Did you think being parents means you don't actually have to raise your own offsprings?

Look, some of us, we're happy to lend a hand. Gods know, parenting is one of the hardest things knowing to humankind. But at the end of the day? You're the parents. It's on you.

#mother witch ramblings #parenting #internet safety #minors #children #child rearing #parents #social media #adult responsibilities

[hikari-ni-naritai]

>rb post about how racist it is to think japan has a unique tendency to sexualise minors

>big dumb idiot replies racistly

man what are you doing here even? this is an anime blog. get blocked.

#literally the only reason it even looks like japan's worse is bc its more socially acceptable to make cartoons for adults #in america our minor sexualisation is mostly done to real human children #but we dont wanna have that conversation do we?

[cheetour]

"Friendship between adults and minors has an innate power imbalance and can easily be exploited by predatory adults" is an important statement and it's good that everyone is concerned with it

But it sucks that internet culture has gone, "Therefore, adults and minors should never interact in a social environment" or "We should ban minors from social media" and not, "As an adult on the internet, you have a responsibility to be kind, patient, and gracious with minors who interact with you, especially if they like and admire you, and if they cross an inappropriate boundary, it is 100% your responsibility not to take advantage of that"

Mainly because forbidding adults from interacting with teenagers outright just means that when adults DO go looking for young immature friends to exploit for sexual favours, there aren't any normal adults in those online spaces modelling what ACTUAL healthy adult/kid friendship looks like, e.g. mentors, stand-in parental figures, career role models, etc etc

#text post #I also think banning minors from social media would be cool if social media wasn't integral to society like was the case in 2004 #but it's 2023 and we need to accept that kids WILL use the internet and we don't regulate how then they'll just do it unregulated #a lot of people seem to forget that they were people with intelligence even back when they were under 16 #my 'conservative old woman' trait is that if you think being mean or rude to children is okay then I will never like you. lol

[of-mutts-and-men]

All of the minors who interact with this blog (and any other adult blogs) are getting coal for christmas.

#>:(((( #i see all you sneakers putting your age in a carrd or on a dif social media #i check everything on your account if there's no indication that you're an adult and if I find someone following or liking minors posts #or are just sus in general #blocked #i dont see why its so hard just a simple 'adult' or 18+ will do #idc if you're 99 years old just NO CHILDREN ALLOWED HERE

[kirbyskisses]

you people will literally have everything in your bio except age…

#your hogwarts house. your languages. your city. your mbti. your relationship status. every kink and trigger. #your ssn. your pinterest. your other socials. your blorbos. your pronouns. several names. your mental illness #your traumatic history. your commission prices. #your ed(s). your children’s names. your faves aesthetic #ALL REAL. IVE REALLY SEEN ALL OF THIS #but never a ‘i’m over 18’ or ‘not a minor.’ or ‘27’ #kirby is mad </3

[liskantope]

This is going to sound like I'm arriving at this attitude much later than I reasonably should have, and quite possibly I am, but I'm now beginning to feel a gut-level jolt of horror at the thought of what the socially conservative Right is getting up to that I haven't felt since the decade before last during the last great culture war over Christianity vs. atheism and gay rights. The current scene of conservative politicians on the warpath wielding sledgehammers aimed at drag culture, gender medicine, and the teaching of anything uncomfortable related to race (among other targets) is not a pretty sight and is ratcheting up the current war to a level I hadn't fully anticipated.

This part is going to be a rather self-centered take, but... It actually makes me feel nostalgic for a decade ago, when what is now called "wokeness" was this type of ideology that was exploding online and in my academic environment but I didn't really have a name for, until in 2014 I discovered a blogger named Scott Alexander who called it SJ and was basically the first person I had ever seen seriously and effectively address it. I'm even nostalgic for the feeling prior to encountering Scott's online community that I was pretty much alone and probably just kind of evil for taking issue with the ideology and should maybe just let progressive culture go on its merry way as it didn't particularly seem to be causing real concrete trouble or upsetting anyone else throughout the political spectrum. Even from a purely self-centered point of view, in a way this wasn't as gut-twisting as seeing all of this reach the mainstream and an opposing side that I do not want as my bedfellows lashing back as viciously as possible, which is what I see today.

#although it seems there is some exaggeration by omission here #afaik gender transition and drag shows aren't being fully banned #nor would drag show bans affect cross-dressing in plays surely #as some are making out #it seems these laws only pertain to contexts involving minors #a sort of save the children cause but still #gay rights #drag culture #gender medicine #critical race theory #scott alexander #social justice

[corset]

I can’t wait for tiktok’s inevitable death and fade from relevance but I do fear what will replace it :-)….

#I hate that it infects like so many aspects of life social and otherwise #And I hate how it encourages literal children to endanger themselves in increasingly awful ways! #Just a whole culture of literal minors hypersexualizing themselves with their whole real faces on it and/or being encouraged to do so #Or to say and do stupid shit that they should be able to just do and go through privately

[little-klng]

hate that you cant just see a post that talks about how homeschooling is by-and-large a tool for evangelical alt right conspiracy freaks to isolate and abuse their kids out of fear that their kids might grow up to have different ideas and perspectives than them without looking in the notes and seeing 600 people like "well if the parents had some sort of teaching background it would be fine :) the real problem is that they're underqualified and dont really teach common core very well". and just completely missing the point.

#the point is not just 'the kids are underprepared for getting their GED' #its 'the parents who are the biggest majority of homeschoolers literally do not care about the GED or their kids future #as long as their kid grows up indoctrinated and acceptably conservative' #and 'kids who are homeschooled are 99% of the time viciously isolated from their peers and grow up with stunted social and logical skills' #yes the parents are underqualified. even if they were perfectly qualified and had been teachers before #the point is that they're still using homeschooling as a way to ensure their children are little clones of themselves and cant report abuse #and obviously if you were homeschooled as a result of bullying and your parents tried very very hard to get you what you needed #then you're not included in the demographic being talked about. but you have to recognize that you were a part of a lucky minority #also just so we're clear this IS a vague post but the op of the post im vagueing was correct i just didnt wanna clown in their notes #their activity feed has been through enough #child abuse #child neglect #homeschooling #conspiracy theories

[shiveringsoldier]

Who is the best actor with the worst fanbase and why is it Cillian Murphy

#people on here writing dubcon/noncon imagines about him #(not his characters. him himself) #people very vocally hating his wife simply for being married to him #people simultaneously treating him like a senior citizen and fortysomething-year-old minor #people posting candid photos of him with his family when he’s repeatedly said he wants his children to have a life out of the spotlight #and people just generally being very weird and self-entitled about him #no wonder he isn’t on social media

[sing-me-under]

I like to think that all the people of the DSMP are functionally immortal until fatally wounded, it’s just that Phil just happened to survive the longest.

Like, the then-minors are all young in comparison but they’re still older than what our reality labels children. They all age and develop at wildly different rates, with Tommy being the youngest physically, mentally, and literally. Eryn is possibly the only other person to compete for youngest, but no one really knows for sure. They were childhood friends though.

Basically, this is me pushing the “Reality Has No Bearing On The DSMP”

#personal #dsmp #other things that don’t function the same in the dsmp as it does on our world #procreation #gender AND sex are both social constructions #children sometimes just pop up into thin air #parents are actually the minority #it’s a homonormative society when everyone is technically asexual in the scientific sense #Tommy is eternally a child he stopped aging as a trauma response and only puffy is aware of this

[mtsodie]

what happened that caused you to come to the revelation that so many minors were following you

mostly an uptick in people interacting with my stuff almost exactly like how i acted when i was 10 ... the typing style ... the memes ... yk !

#i rlly need to do a sweep through my followers and clear out the blank accounts #i always feel bad blocking people though ... sigh ! #it is better off for the children ... they really shouldnt be on social media #also ! i am a minor myself ! i am on my last legs of teenagedom though ... #but i do not take mind in other minors following me ! if i did it would be. weird #it is just the under 13s i take issue with ! they should not be on social media ... play some animal jam or something ! #✉️

[void-tiger]

Sometimes I feel like I keep having to prove my age. “No really, I really am 29. I really did start college 10 years ago (just…couldn’t finish). No I’m Not actually 15-21. YES really. It’s okay to talk to me. (But please don’t ask me what I’m doing instead of what I like to do…it’s a sore subject I can’t find a Small Talk TM response to. Especially with my age. Legit health shit has taken SOME of the embarrassment out of this…but that’s it’s own set of landmines. Can we please talk about you instead??)”

#tiger’s musings #socializing crap #baby face #aaaaand then prolly ‘cause of the connective tissue disorder…I have MASSIVE dimples that make me feel like a gargoyle #not age wrinkles forming. but huuuuge folds of skin on a thin face making ridges #because…stretchy skin. yeah. I feel like that snake in that one webcomic trying to Yawn Cute #and…it’s most obvious if I’m delighted or teasing. #…why can’t I just have smile lines. #but…yeah. I almost can’t complain I never have any decent adults act friendly or flirt in a way that’s Not Creepy #when even YOUNG children forget that I’m ‘not a kid’ #(ooooor it’s some fertility culture or ‘wants an Exotic TM girlfriend’ asshole. for fuck’s sake… #(yes I’d rather be harassed than an actual teenager or ethnic/racial minority. but it’s still deeply uncomfortable) #…there may be SOME progress with ‘YES I’m a late 20s ADULT prioritizing FRIENDSHIP I am SAFE’ #but also…it is irritating to have questions about something 10 yrs ago instead of what I like to do NOW #or that it took a year to be spoken to. and going pspspspsps! for a quarter of that because Enough. #…the ONLY time I /almost/ don’t mind someone assuming I’m nearly half my actual age #is when I’m out in public with my parents around strangers #despite it’s becoming more common for MY gen to still live with fam because late capitalism vs merican social values #buuuuuuuuut yeahhhhh… still living with family past 25 is still treated as Shameful as a cultural norm

[alliluyevas]

not to make a completely on brand post but I bought this graphic novel as a birthday gift to myself and overall I am super pleased with it! I think early Mormonism works really well as a graphic story and I like the artist’s style overall, I think it was artistically and dramatically compelling and pretty historically accurate/fair (a couple minor quibbles and one major issue I had with it but overall pretty good)

some of my favorite/particularly interesting/compelling/distinctive pages!

#fwiw my minor quibbles were that Brigham Young’s hair is much too dark and little Joseph III’s hair is too light. and they showed Emma’s #younger brother but used her oldest brother’s name. and my major quibble is that the book completely ignored the existence of Joseph and #Emma’s oldest child Julia Smith which I think is because he didn’t want to go into the complicated circumstances of how they ended up #adopting her rather than not seeing adopted kids as someone’s real children but it still rubbed me the wrong way #and like I get that attitudes and social conventions about adoption were different in the early 1800s than they are today but I don’t get #the sense that Julia was ever NOT treated as one of their children at least not within the family #Mormonposting tag

[fullhalalalchemist]

URGENT: 🚨🚨EARN IT ACT IS BACK IN THE SENATE 🚨🚨 TUMBLR’S NSFW BAN HITTING THE ENTIRE INTERNET THIS SUMMER 2023

April 28, 2023

I’m so sorry for the long post but please please please pay attention and spread this

What is the EARN IT Act?

The EARN IT Act (s. 1207) has been roundly condemned by nearly every major LGBTQ+ advocacy and human rights organization in the country.

This is the third time the Senate has been trying to force this through, and I talked about it last year. It is a bill that claims "protects children and victims against CSAM" by creating an unelected and politically appointed national commission of law enforcement specialists to dictate "best practices" that websites all across the nation will be forced to follow. (Keep in mind, most websites in the world are created in the US, so this has global ramifications). These "best practices" would include killing encryption so that any law enforcement can scan and see every single message, dm, photo, cloud storage, data, and any website you have every so much as glanced at. Contrary to popular belief, no they actually can't already do that. These "best practices" also create new laws for "removing CSAM" online, leading to mass censorship of non-CSAM content like what happened to tumblr. Keep in mind that groups like NCOSE, an anti-LGBT hate group, will be allowed on this commission. If websites don't follow these best practices, they lose their Section 230 protections, leading to mass censorship either way.

Section 230 is foundational to modern online communications. It's the entire reason social media exists. It grants legal protection to users and websites, and says that websites aren't responsible for what users upload online unless it's criminal. Without Section 230, websites are at the mercy of whatever bullshit regulatory laws any and every US state passes. Imagine if Texas and Florida were allowed to say what you can and can't publish and access online. That is what will happen if EARN IT passes. (For context, Trump wanted to get rid of Section 230 because he knew it would lead to mass govt surveillance and censorship of minorities online.)

This is really not a drill. Anyone who makes or consume anything “adult” and LGBT online has to be prepared to fight Sen. Blumenthal’s EARN IT Act, brought back from the grave by a bipartisan consensus to destroy Section 230. If this bill passes, we’re going to see most, if not all, adult content and accounts removed from mainstream platforms. This will include anything related to LGBT content, including SFW fanfiction, for example. Youtube, Twitter, Reddit, Tiktok, Tumblr, all of them will be completely gutted of anything related to LGBT content, abortion healthcare, resources for victims of any type of abuse, etc. It is a right-wing fascists wet dream, which is why NCOSE is behind this bill and why another name for this bill is named in reference to NCOSE.

NCOSE used to be named Morality in Media, and has rebranded into an "anti-trafficking" organization. They are a hate group that has made millions off of being "against trafficking" while helping almost no victims and pushing for homophobic laws globally. They have successfully pushing the idea that any form of sexual expression, including talking about HEALTH, leads to sex trafficking. That's how SESTA passed. Their goal is to eliminate all sex, anything gay, and everything that goes against their idea of ‘God’ from the internet and hyper disney-fy and sanitize it. This is a highly coordinated attack on multiple fronts.

The EARN IT Act will lead to mass online censorship and surveillance. Platforms will be forced to scan their users’ communications and censor all sex-related content, including sex education, literally anything lgbt, transgender or non-binary education and support systems, aything related to abortion, and sex worker communication according to the ACLU. All this in the name of “protecting kids” and “fighting CSAM”, both of which the bill does nothing of the sort. In fact it makes fighting CSEM even harder.

EARN IT will open the way for politicians to define the category of “pornography" as they — or the lobbies that fund them — please. The same way that right-wing groups have successfully banned books about race and LGBT, are banning trans people from existing, all under the guise of protecting children from "grooming and exploitation", is how they will successfully censor the internet.

As long as state legislatures can tie in "fighting CSAM" to their bullshit laws, they can use EARN IT to censor and surveill whatever they want.

This is already a nightmare enough. But the bill also DESTROYS ENCRYPTION, you know, the thing protecting literally anyone or any govt entity from going into your private messages and emails and anything on your devices and spying on you.

This bill is going to finish what FOSTA/SESTA started. And that should terrify you.

Senator Blumenthal (Same guy who said ‘Facebook should ban finsta’) pushed this bill all of 2020, literally every activist (There were more than half a million signatures on this site opposing this act!) pushed hard to stop this bill. Now he brings it back, doesn’t show the text of the bill until hours later, and it’s WORSE. Instead of fixing literally anything in the bill that might actually protect kids online, Bluemnthal is hoping to fast track this and shove it through, hoping to get little media attention other than propaganda of “protecting kids” to support this shitty legislation that will harm kids. Blumental doesn't care about protecting anyone, and only wants his name in headlines.

It will make CSAM much much worse.

One of the many reasons this bill is so dangerous: It totally misunderstands how Section 230 works, and in doing so (as with FOSTA) it is likely to make the very real problem of CSAM worse, not better. Section 230 gives companies the flexibility to try different approaches to dealing with various content moderation challenges. It allows for greater and greater experimentation and adjustments as they learn what works – without fear of liability for any “failure.” Removing Section 230 protections does the opposite. It says if you do anything, you may face crippling legal liability. This actually makes companies less willing to do anything that involves trying to seek out, take down, and report CSAM because of the greatly increased liability that comes with admitting that there is CSAM on your platform to search for and deal with. This liability would allow anyone for any reason to sue any platform they want, suing smaller ones out of existence. Look at what is happening right now with book bans across the nation with far right groups. This is going to happen to the internet if this bill passes.

(Remember, the state department released a report in December 2021 recommending that the government crack down on “obscenity” as hard the Reagan Administration did. If this bill passes, it could easily go way beyond shit red states are currently trying. It is a goldmine for the fascist right that is currently in the middle of banning every book that talks about race and sexuality across the US.)

The reason these bills keep showing up is because there is this false lie spread by organizations like NCOSE that platforms do nothing about CSEM online. However, platforms are already liable for child sexual exploitation under federal law. Tech companies sent more than 45 million+ instances of CSAM to the DOJ in 2019 alone, most of which they declined to investigate. This shows that platforms are actually doing everything in their power already to stop CSEM by following already existing laws. The Earn It Act includes zero resources for proven investigation or prevention programs. If Senator Bluementhal actually cared about protecting youth, why wouldn’t he include anything to actually protect them in his shitty horrible bill? EARN IT is actually likely to make prosecuting child molesters more difficult since evidence collected this way likely violates the Fourth Amendment and would be inadmissible in court.

I don’t know why so many Senators are eager to cosponsor the “make child pornography worse” bill, but here we are.

HOW TO FIGHT BACK

EARN IT Act was introduced just two weeks ago and is already being fast-tracked. It will be marked up the week of May 1st and head to the Senate floor immediately after. If there is no loud and consistent opposition, it will be law by JUNE! Most bills never go to markup, so this means they are putting pressure to move this through. There are already 20 co-sponsors, a fifth of the entire Senate. This is an uphill battle and it is very much all hands on deck.

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES.

This website takes you to your Senator / House members contact info. EMAIL, MESSAGE, SEND LETTERS, CALL CALL CALL CALL CALL. Calling is the BEST way to get a message through. Get your family and friends to send calls too. This is literally the end of free speech online.

[phone] connects you to the congressional hotline. Here is a call script if you don't know what to say. Call them every day. Even on the weekends, leaving voicemails are fine.

2. Sign these petitions!

Link to Petition 1

Link to Petition 2

3. SPREAD THE WORD ONLINE

If you have any social media, spread this online. One of the best ways we fought back against this last year was MASSIVE spread online. Tiktok, reddit, twitter, discord, whatever means you have at least mention it. We could see most social media die out by this fall if we don't fight back.

Here is a linktree with more information on this bill including a masterpost of articles, the links to petitions, and the call script.

DISCORD LINK IF YOU WANT TO HELP FIGHT IT

TLDR: The EARN IT Act will lead to online censorship of any and all adult & lgbt content across the entire internet, open the floodgates to mass surveillance the likes which we haven’t seen before, lead to much more CSEM being distributed online, and destroy encryption. Call 202-224-3121 to connect to your house and senate representative and tell them to VOTE NO on this bill that does not protect anyone and harms everyone.

#earn it act #internet censorship #restrict act #us politics #net neutrality

[writingouthere]

bestfriendsbrother!Sukuna x pregnant!reader one-shot

summary: you're excited to finally share with all your friends that your pregnant when the party is interrupted by your best friend's older brother, who you didn't invite, but who you did have unprotected sex with less than two months ago.

cw: reader is pregnant, Sukuna is a bad dude, possessive behavior, minor smut, still as usual nicer than it sounds because I can't help it.

**************

"I'm pregnant!"

Your news is met with a period of silence before your friends look at each other, uncertain as to how to react.

Nobara finally breaks the silence, an eyebrow raised. "And we feel...."

"We're happy about it," you say and your friends are then quick to congratulate you. You hear some sort of scuffling happening behind you and you turn around to see Yuuji unfolding a "We're having a Baby!" banner which makes Megumi nearly jump out of his chair.

"Holy shit, did you two-"

"No!"

"Ew, no!"

Yuuji frowns at you. "The 'ew' wasn't necessary."

You and Nobara scoff. "It was," you tell him. "And I say that with all my love."

"Okay, so if this idiot didn't knock you up-"

"Hey!"

"-then who did?"

You'd been expecting the question and had prepared for it. "It was just a one night stand, he's not really father material." Everyone looks like they want to ask more questions so you smile at them, genuinely happy they all look ready to commit a crime for you. "It's okay, I have a good job and this is something I've wanted for a long time. This baby will be really loved because it will have me and, I hope, all of you."

Your friends are quick to agree and there's some lighter questions about potential names, nurseries and Nobara and Todo are looking at her phone debating baby onesies, when the door to you and Yuuji's apartment opens and someone you had definitely not invited comes in.

"Sukuna! You're late, you missed the big news," Yuuji calls out as he walks over and claps his brother on the back. A few people call out greetings as Yuuji's older brother looks around the apartment. His eyes linger on you for a second, a smirk tugging up on his lip before he notices the sign hanging crooked over the kitchen doorway and he laughs without an ounce of humor.

"You've gotta be fucking kidding me, you knocked someone up? You irresponsible piece of shit-"

"It's not his and don't kill him, you asshole," Megumi says from where he has now joined the onesies discussion and points over at you. "It's the other person who lives here."

Sukuna pauses from where he was about to murder his brother, to look back over at you. You wonder if his brain is doing the same cursed math that you had done when you were hyperventilating, holding a stick covered in your own pee, but before he could ask anything, Maki ended the silent stand off.

"And we're happy about it, so get happy you piece of shit."

With that, the party continues on, people breaking off until little groups and snacks being placed strategically throughout the apartment.

You're feeling thirsty, and a little exhausted from the burning stare that's been directed at you for the past hour when you excuse yourself from where Miwa and Mechamaru had been talking about their own future plans for children, who you're sure would be socially inept but gorgeous enough to make up for it, and made your way to the kitchen.

You were pulling out some water, no alcohol for you even though you really needed it, when you felt someone's presence behind you.

"So when were you going to tell me we were having a baby?"

"Never, because it's not yours," you answered firmly, slamming the door to the fridge for good measure. Sukuna leaned against the cabinet next to you but you'd known him long enough to see the pose for what it was. A ruse, a performance of casualness. The fingers on his hand tapped against his arm like he was playing the piano, one of the few tics he had that showed when he was feeling, well just feeling anything in general.

"Oh please, you're not fucking anyone else."

"You don't know that and we're not fucking, we fucked once. Singular, past tense."

He laughed and looked down at you, the same predatory look he'd had the night he'd helped you make this child.

"And once was all it took huh? Fucked you so good, you're going to have my baby," he says, voice mocking and he stands up to his full height which puts him over you. He takes the glass of water you're really regretting now, and places it on the counter opposite the two of you.

"It-it's not your baby," but you don't sound sure and he knows it and he presses up against you until your back is to the counter. Nowhere for you to run.

"It's mine, just like you're mine. I don't know who you think you're kidding with this denial of me but it's done now, sweetheart."

You go to answer him and Sukuna covers your mouth with his hand like the rude fuck he is and then leans down, his mouth next to your ear. You look around, worried someone might see you but the gap between the fridge and the counter conceals you both and the room next to you keeps getting louder and louder. The sun had set and there were maybe some lamps in the living room, but here in the kitchen it was dark.

"I let you have your space and your time, two months of it actually. I let you have your little moral crisis about fucking a criminal and it being the best dick you've ever had wah wah, but I was impatient before I knew you were having my baby, and now," he leans back so his eyes, and they're on fire his eyes, are level with yours. "I'm done waiting."

You tug on Sukuna's hand and he rolls his eyes before removing it from your mouth and places it on your hip which doesn't seem like a good trade-off but at least you can speak again.

"What does that even mean?" You ask him, your voice showing the incredulity you're feeling but if Sukuna had anything, it was audacity.

"I mean I'll give you a week to tell your friends you're having our baby and that we're getting married." He says it so seriously that you can't help but laugh which seems to be the wrong response when his other hand moves to your hip as well and squeezes, tight.

"We are not getting married, are you out of your mind?"

"Why not, we're already having a baby, are you going to deny me the ability to live with my own child."

"Still not your kid, and we can't get married Sukuna. We never even dated! We fucked one time, that doesn't mean we should just be together forever."

"We fucked for one night, it was more than one time-"

"Not the argument you think it is," you interrupt him but you still let him pick you up and place you on the counter. You sit there while he runs his hands up and down your thighs, the sounds of the party washing over the two of you as you stay in your little bubble.

"We'd be good together," he finally says. "Not just because I knocked you up on the first try." You hit him but he just smirks and moves his hands more purposefully on your legs. You let him pull them apart and step between them even though warning bells are going off in your head, telling you these are moves you'd seen before and they had led to you being in the predicament the two of you were debating in the first place.

"It's inevitable, the two of us. You can say you hate me, or that I'm not a good man, and that's true. But there's a reason why you've never stayed with any of those nice boys," he says and his hands slips up the skirt you're wearing to get at your bare thighs underneath. "Because you don't want a nice guy, you don't want a good man, you want me and I'm too selfish to let you keep torturing both of us by doing this pretending shit."

The fingers on his right hand press against your cunt through your panties while his other hand squeezes your thigh and he moans sinfully into the quiet air.

"God, I knew I didn't make up this warm, wet cunt. Been fucking my fist until I chafed the past two months just thinking about it."

You whimper as he moves your underwear aside and slips one finger up and down your slit, not touching your clit or going where you want him, but doing enough that you move against his hand.

"This does not mean that we should get married," you protest and he teases a finger against your opening, pulling it back when your hips tilt up in an attempt to get him where you want.

"Why not? I heard pregnant women get super horny, what are you going to do without me around to make sure this filthy pussy gets stuffed just the way she needs." He finally slips one finger in, his thumb moving to tease against your clit, just the way you like it and your head smacks back against the cabinet. He moves the hand that had been on your thigh up so he can cradle your head.

"I'm sure I could find someone willing to help me out," you say scoffing and his hand freezes which makes you whine a little and try to get him to move again but his legs limit your range of motion.

"You ever try to fuck someone else ever again and the coroner is going to have to get dental records to figure out who the dumb fuck with no fingers, no eyes and no cock is, you got it?"

He's not joking, you know he's not joking but it doesn't stop you from leaning forward until you finally get your lips on his. He hums into your kiss, cupping your cheek in his free hand while the other one goes back to opening you up. You're so wet that the kitchen fills with the sounds of his him finger fucking your cunt but you can't even find it in yourself to be embarrassed. He's not wrong that pregnancy has made you more sensitive, or maybe it's just you not having gotten laid since the two of you had slept together.

He's got three fingers in you when you come and he swallows your moans greedily with mouth while his fingers slow inside of you, curving just right to make you think you could probably come again soon, oversensitive or not.

Before you can test that out, he pulls away from you. He licks the fingers he pulled out of you clean and you you're reminded of how the last time he'd made you come twice just with his mouth.

"Where are you going?" you ask him, a little more breathless than you like.

"We are going home," he tells you, grabbing your hands and helping you down off the counter. Giving you a kiss on your forehead that you would tease him for if you were anyone else.

"Home?" you ask, confused because you are currently standing in your apartment unless his orgasms suddenly give one the power to teleport.

"Yeah, our home, not the shitty apartment you share with my brother. I mean we'll have to get somewhere bigger soon, for our baby."

For the first time since you found out you were pregnant, someone who was not you laid out their palm on your still just the same stomach. There was no change from how it always looked but Sukuna looked smug just the same and you felt like you were still missing a few things.

"What-"

"I mean I can fuck you here, I just thought your sensibilities and the fact your friends were all out there would make you uncomfortable."

Your post orgasm flush finally leaves you and you look up at him in panic. "Oh my god, do you think someone saw-"

"It's okay, Fushiguro kept them out I'm sure."

You don't want to know but ask anyway. "Why?"

"Because he walked in earlier and looked like he'd seen a ghost. Tell me, is the kid still a virgin? He's pretty but I can't imagine he has a lot of good options in your crowd."

When you leave to go to Sukuna's, the only people who don't look confused(or horrified in Yuuji's case) at your departure are Maki and Megumi.

If the confusion hadn't been cleared up by the time the baby came, the pink hair probably answered any follow up questions.

dealing with some writer's block and had this idea. didn't feel like writing a whole smut scene, my b but saving that energy for the next(?) neighborsukuna x singlemom one.

side note: Megumi is scarred for life, for sure. Yuuji gets over his horror once he's an uncle.

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