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Sending you flowers along with the image of former priest Hob having a gaggle of demonic princes and princesses raising literal Hell and making Demon Dream (and their aunts and uncles) proud
Thank you for the flowers! 🥰💐
Oh gosh, Dream and Hob's children. 🙏 They would be so cute, and they would never know their parents' endless debates when picking what to name them.
("Absolutely no Christian names," Dream would insist, all the while looking for books on baby names in the castle's cavernous library.
"You do realize that my name is Robert, right?" Hob would point out, sitting nearby with a heaping bowl of a shaved ice dessert, hand idly rubbing his very pregnant stomach.)
Twins Orpheus and Robyn would be their first children. For obvious reasons, they would be Desire and Despair's favorites, and they would absolutely spoil the boys with all sorts of gifts, like an iridescent harp for Orpheus, which, upon command, can transform into just about any stringed musical instrument, and a jet black fencing sabre for Robyn, with a blade that can cut an opponent via their shadow.
Not to be outdone, very proud father Dream would give the boys a complete set of (Your Demon Child's First™) torture tools, and lovingly instruct them on how to use each and every tool for maximum damage. He would then have the boys practice their skills on the lower demons who kidnapped Hob when he was pregnant with them.
(As promised, Hob often reminds his husband and his children to take breaks by enticing them with his delicious homemade meals.)
The boys are total troublemakers, but they have hearts of gold (like Hob), and everyone loves them.
Hope would be Dream and Hob's third child and first daughter. She takes after Hob in that she is very sweet and cheerful, but she looks more like Dream. She is her Aunt Death's favorite.
She sometimes joins her older brothers in torturing the lower demons who kidnapped their moddy, but she prefers to read with her parents in the library or spend time in the garden braiding flower crowns for Jessamy and Matthew, who are very gentle with her.
Daniel is adopted. Dream and Hob were visiting Despair when they saw baby Daniel playing with some hellhound puppies in a baby-proof room.
Hob was horrified at first, because why the fuck is a human baby in hell? But Despair explains that Daniel's human mother sacrificed him to get her dead husband back, and so she is fostering him until such a time that he could be adopted.
And Dream knows, from the fire in Hob's eyes, that they would end up adopting Daniel, so he tells his sister that they are interested in adopting him. In the background, we see Hob bending down to play roll-the-ball-back-and-forth with baby Daniel and the puppies, who are delighted to have a new playmate.
When Despair comes to Dream's territory maybe a couple of months later, with a healthier-looking Daniel ready to be dropped off to his new family, she arrives to a huge welcome party arranged by Hob and the kids. (Dream wanted to help, but he had to give an audience that morning. He did magic up some festive black decorations at the last minute, and in Hob's and the children's eyes, that totally counts.)
Orpheus and Robyn perk up at the sight of their favorite aunt and pester her with questions and stories both. Hob is handed the baby, and Daniel immediately recognizes him and smooshes his tiny face against Hob's cleft chin.
Hope, currently in Dream's arms, is talking a mile a minute as well. "Daniel is such a strange name! But that's okay because he's very cute. And very small! He's so small, Father! Was I that small before?"
"You were," Dream answers, and goes to sit beside Hob on the baby-proofed floor, putting Hope down so she could play with her new baby brother. "And so were your older brothers."
"No way!" Hope exclaims.
"Bah!" Daniel agrees, now inspecting the newcomer with fascinated, intelligent eyes. "Bah?"
"My name is Hope," Hope tells him. "I'm your sister. Do you want to play roll the ball? Moddy says you like that. We don't have hellhound puppies, but you can meet Matthew and Jessamy later."
Daniel sees the ball in her hands and makes grabby hands at it. "Mmbah-bah!"
Meanwhile, Hob leans against Dream and watches his family interacting with each other, feeling happy and content. He wouldn't have had this if he had remained a priest on earth. If Dream didn't... If they hadn't...
He remembers the nights he spent alone in his tiny room at the clergy house, hugging a pillow close to feel some semblance of warmth, praying for someone to find him, wanting for someone to love him.
Back then, he never would have imagined that the place he would finally be happy beyond measure, is in Hell.
"My love?" Dream asks, alarmed. "What is wrong? Why are you crying?"
"It's nothing," Hob says, and wipes away his tears. "I was just thinking how much I love you. You have given everything to me, and continue to give me more."
Dream holds him closer and kisses him on the forehead. "Then know what I love you as well, for you have also given me everything," Dream tells him. "You have given me beautiful children, and made this place feel like home. You fill my life with joy each and every day, and I am incredibly lucky to have you in my life."
Hob smiles up at his sweet, wonderful husband and they share a chaste kiss. He actually has a surprise for him, but Hob thinks that it could wait until later, after their children are asleep and he has Dream's attention all to himself.
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(Later...)
As soon as Hob moves Dream's hand to rest on his lower stomach, Dream's hold on him immediately tightens. Hob wiggles a little on his husband's lap as he sees the possessive glint in his eyes.
"You're pregnant?" Dream asks, his voice lower than usual. It must be Nightmare creeping in.
Thighs clenching in anticipation for the wild night ahead of him, with both aspects of Dream coming out to play, Hob sighs helplessly, smiling all the while. "I can't seem to help it," he pouts. "My husband's cum is so potent that he's constantly impregnating me."
Dream growls and nips at his neck with Nightmare's sharp teeth, clever mouth sucking new marks against still bruised skin. "Your husband is going to end up giving you another set of twins if you don't stop being a little temptress."
Hob's eyes are dancing with mirth as he wiggles some more, making Dream grip his waist a little harder, nails lengthening into claws. Hob moans as he thinks about feeling those claw-tipped hands spreading his ass cheeks wider in order to accommodate Dream's monster cock plowing into him. "How...ah, unfortunate," he gasps out. "Maybe I should stop."
Dream raises an eyebrow and pulls away from marking up Hob's neck. "Maybe?"
Deep down, Hob knows that this is Dream asking if he should back off. If Hob would actually prefer to cuddle with him. And while Hob loves him for that, right now, he just really wants to be fucked so hard that he would gape for days.
Hob kisses the corner of Dream's mouth to thank him for being considerate, then holds on to his pale shoulders before slowly grinding down against Dream's hardening cock, already so thick against his thigh.
"Fuck me," he says breathily, like the total slut he has become. Dream shudders, and Hob could see just how hard he's clenching his teeth in order to be gentle with him. He leans forward and pulls at Dream's earlobe with his teeth. "We have more than enough rooms in the castle, have we not? Why don't we make sure all of them would be put into good use?"
(...Yeah, Hob gets his back broken like a glowstick that night.)
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do you think the peach scene (cmbyn) or the bathtub scene (saltburn) is worse? on a personal level ofc
I think worse can mean a lot of things, but if you mean worse as in like how gross the scene was then 100% the bathtub scene.
Because that’s what it was supposed to be. The bathtub scene was supposed to be disgusting and make you feel grossed out. Oliver was violating Felix’s boundaries and trust, which is what grossed me out the most, but the physical act is what a lot more people hated, and that’s probably why the writers included it. It crossed a line no normal run-of-the-mill person would cross.
The peach scene wasn’t supposed to gross people out as much. That’s why the lighting was all soft and gentle when he did it. In my opinion, it was supposed to showcase how weird coming of age is sometimes and what discovering yourself actually looks like: it’s weird, and no one wants to admit it. But when Oliver finds Elio out, instead of calling him weird and being grossed out, Oliver makes a joke of it, and when Elio starts crying, he consoles him.
If you mean worse as in like evoking the intended reaction, they were both perfect scenes for me because they did exactly what they were supposed to do for me, but I think the peach scene was a bit less successful to a general audience.
The bathtub scene evoked the feeling of gross obsession. It made me believe that Oliver was so infatuated with Felix and that he was willing to do things that are considered reprehensible and disgusting to get closer to him. He was blinded by that obsession, and he had no moral inhibitions to stop himself from doing these things despite knowing they were wrong. That’s why he waited until Felix left the room. The general audience agrees with this.
Meanwhile, the peach scene showed me Elio’s curiosity and desire to explore himself, and I think that’s exactly what they intended. However, a lot of people don’t want to admit the weird things they’ve done out of curiosity and a desire to explore themselves (whether they’re admitting it to themself or to others or both) so most people’s reactions to the scene are “ewww gross” when I’m sure a majority of people can remember a time when they either did something similar or came quite close to it. I can’t prove that, but I think it contributes to the overall reaction. Either way, I think the peach scene was less successful in translating that message because most people talk about its weirdness like an outsider rather than someone who can relate.
So in conclusion: the bathtub scene was the grosser kind of “worse” which is exactly what it wanted to be so props to that, and the peach scene was the storytelling kind of “worse” because a lot of people couldn’t quite get past the weirdness enough to consider the intended meaning of it. But they were both amazing. I only prefer the peach scene because ✨ pretty colors ✨ and I’ve decided that CMBYN is absolutely my favorite movie of all time now.
So yeah! Thanks for asking :)
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SEXUAL PREFERENCES
bolded are applicable / almost always ; italics are dependent on circumstance or partner / sometimes ; strikethrough are hard limits / never. (thank you storm for finding this so i can expose the man.)
𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 / 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒.
is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as demisexual | identifies as asexual | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with any sex / gender | enjoys sex with aliens | enjoys sex with androids | enjoys sex with monsters | enjoys sex with multiple people at once | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | will have sex anytime | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual | fluctuating sex drive
𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 / 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄.
small build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | wears boxers | wears briefs | wears lingerie | goes ‘ commando ’ | shaves / waxes | manscapes | doesn’t shave / wax | cup size a – c | cup size d – f | 1 – 5" in length | 6 – 9″ in length | 10” or over in length
𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐒.
is silent / makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | growls | fakes / exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud / appropriately vocal partner | prefers a responsive partner | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk
𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐒 / 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒.
having their hands pinned | pinning their partner’s hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched ( by their partner ) | being watched ( by a third party ) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner ‘ daddy ’ | being called ‘ daddy ’ | calling their partner ‘ mommy ‘ | being called ‘ mommy ‘ | calling their partner ‘ master ‘ | being called ‘ master ‘ | calling their partner ‘ mistress ‘ | being called ‘ mistress ‘ | calling their partner ‘ sir ’ | being called ‘ sir ’ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting / marking | being bitten / marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | being pegged | pegging their partner | being edged | edging | age gap | anonymous sex | blood play | breeding | chastity devices | clothed / partially clothed | deep - throating | gun play | intercrural sex | knife play | lingerie | nipple play | orgasm denial | overstimulation | pregnancy | prostate milking | public sex | rimming | roleplay | sadism / masochism | size difference | slapping | being slapped | spitting on / in mouth | being spit on / in mouth | squirting
𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒.
airplane | alleyway | bath | beach | bedroom | boat | bus | car | cathedral / church | cemetery | closet | concert | dressing room | elevator | empty or abandoned building | field | forest | gym | home bathroom | hospital | kitchen | library | movie theatre | museum | ocean | parking lot | planetarium | pool | public bathroom | rooftop | school | sex club | shower | tent | terrace | train | workplace | dojo
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