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midwestmade29 · 6 months

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✧ ALL of my stories are considered to be 18+ only, unless stated otherwise. Minors do not interact. I only write about All Elite Wrestling. ✧ Wrestlers I have written about so far:

Adam Copeland

Christian Cage

Eddie Kingston

Hangman Adam Page

House of Black

Jay White

Kenny Omega

Matt Jackson

Nick Jackson

Nick Wayne

Will Ospreay

✧ I plan on expanding my list as time goes on. There are still a few wrestlers I like that I haven't gotten to yet!

♥ Have a question/suggestion/request? Don't hesitate to reach out ♥

*Requests are currently closed*

Adam Copeland: •[Trust] -Requested •[Here For You] -Requested •[Get Well Soon] -Requested •[The House Always Wins] -Requested

Christian Cage: •[Just The Way You Are] -Requested •[Surprise] -Requested •[Everything and More] -Requested •[Private Celebration] -Requested •[Little Moments] -Requested •[Blended] -Requested •[Valentine Request] -Smut •[Memories of You] -Valentine's Prompt story •[Milestone] -Requested •[Rekindled] -Requested •[Distraction] -Smut •[Prequel to Broken Promise] -Requested •[Recovery] -Requested •[Broken Promise] -Angst •[Changes] -Requestesd •[It's a Wonderful Life] -Requested •[High Stakes] -Requested •[Mine] -Smut •[Bonus Mom] -Requested •[Ice Skating] -Fluff •[Bubble Bath] -Smut •[Let It Snow] -Fluff •[Christmas Morning Proposal] -Fluff •[Do You Understand Me?] -Smut •[A Labor of Love] [Part 2] -Requested •[Dirty Talk] [Part 2] -Smut •[Head Canon] •[Choose Me] [Part 2] [Part 3] -Angst •[Unworthy] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] -Angst/Smut

Eddie Kingston: •[Unexpected] [Part 2] [Part 3] -Fluff

Hangman Adam Page: •[For The Both Of Us] -Fluff •[Short & Sweet 2] -Fluff •[Cuffed] -Requested •[Short & Sweet] -Fluff •[Do Over] -Angst/Smut •[Missing Someone] -Angst •[Collaboration] [Part 2] [Part 3] -Angst •[Birthday Girl] -Smut •[Need You Now] -Angst/Smut •[Cowboy Take Me Away] -Fluffy smut •[Giddy Up] -Requested •[Cowboy Hat] -Smut

House of Black/Adam Copeland: •[The House Always Wins] -Requested

Jay White: •[Stress Relief] -Coming Soon 🖤 •[Jealousy] -Smut •[Sweet Girl] -Smut

Kenny Omega: •[Never Alone] -Requested •[Biggest Fan] -Requested •[Playing in the Snow] -Fluff

Matt Jackson: •[Tease] -Requested •[EVP] -Requested •[Rectify] -Smut •[Christmas Lights] -Fluff

Nick Jackson: •[Swimming] -Coming Soon 🖤 •[Solo] -Requested •[Proposition] -Requested •[Play With Me] -Requested •[TLC] -Requested •[First Kiss Under the Mistletoe] -Fluff

Nick Wanye: •[Smile] -Requested

Will Ospreay: •[S.O.S] -Smut

Masterlist graphic by: @saradika-graphics 🖤 Divider by: @firefly-graphics 🖤

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officialchristiancagebbgirlblog · 4 days

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Fluff alphabet: Christian Cage

Here’s my take on a fluff version of the NSFW alphabet I did a little while ago. It’s a bit all over the place but here’s my version of that!

Affection (how do they show it):

He spends a lot of time touching you in some way: brushing your hair, caressing your body, leaving trails of kisses down your arms. There’s nothing he loves more than just feeling you in some way

Body (what part of your body is their favourite, whose clumsier):

He loves every part of you but if he had to choose, he’d definitely go for your legs. Seeing how strong and smoky they are just makes him swoon. In terms of clumsiness, it’s you! He finds himself kissing your bruises from when you’ve accidentally hit your body on corners or hurt yourself in some way

Cuddles (is that something they like):

Absolutely LOVES his cuddles. Cannot get enough of them. He will actively search you out to get one

Domestic (who’s better at cleaning/cooking, who tends to be the one who fixes things):

Cleaning? You. Not to say he’s unclean but he does enjoy not having to deal with keeping up with cleaning as often. Cooking? Him. It’s one of his hidden talents after all! He really enjoys cooking, especially with you as he can use you as his personal Guinea pig with taste testing. He loves seeing your happy face when you try his food. With fixing, he’s surprisingly good at fixing things! Though he will usually try pass the job onto you first…

Ending (how would they handle a break up or a rough time):

Not the best, he will try and get comfort from close friends as he’d prefer to not be alone during hard times. He feels more comfortable being around people during

Fast (do they like to take their time with things or experience things quickly):

Christian struggles with attention so, although he tries not to at times, he tends to go through things quicker. He’d prefer to take his time but sometimes it’s so hard to keep himself focused that he end up rushing through things

Gentle (are they a gentle kind of person or more serious/strict):

Leans more towards gentle but can be strict or serious when he needs to. As he’s usually a laidback person he prefers to be seen as the nice one rather than the “nasty” one. He hates being the bad guy when it comes to telling someone off. He can do it, but he’s not happy about it

Hugs (favourite way to hug):

He couldn’t choose, honestly! He loves hugging the normal way as he enjoys being able to kiss you and feel your smile against his chest

Irritate (do they like to playfully irritate you, how do they do it/how do you irritate them):

The. List. Is. Unending. He will do everything and anything to push your buttons. He’s particularly interested in tickling you as he gets to hear your laugh. Another favourite of his is to bite you at inopportune times as he knows it gets on your nerves

Jealousy (how jealous do they get):

He doesn’t admit it, but he gets VERY jealous. It’s not like he’s stupid and thinks you’re trying it on with anyone because he knows you love him and him alone, but he just always wants your attention that he gets jealous when it’s given to someone else. He’s very much like a puppy who’s attached to their owner

Kisses (favourite way to kiss):

Christian is a cheeky boy and enjoys kissing the French way. He loves hearing you moan as he kisses you passionately. But his favourite is definitely just a regular one. The romance of it makes him swoon, make him feel comfortable and happy

Love language (how do they show it):

His love language is touch, words of affirmation, and gift giving. He loves to spoil you in any way he can especially. It’s hard to sometimes accept his gifts as you feel bad that he spent so much but with a little encouragement, you do eventually take them as it makes him happy too

Mornings (who wakes up first, who makes breakfast, how are mornings spent with each other):

You usually always wake up before him. He enjoys his lie ins, usually laying in bed for an extra 30 minutes just playing on his phone. And trying to convince you to stay and have a cuddle with him which usually always works. When you both do eventually get up, he likes to make you breakfast (it’s mostly because he’s very specific with his eggs)

Nights (how are nights spent with each other, who tends to fall asleep first):

You wake up first because you fall asleep first, before him. Mornings and nights are usually spent the same with some phone time and a big cuddle. Sometimes you’ll watch a movie together if you can be bothered and if you think you’ll both stay awake long enough for it

Open (are they open minded about certain topics, how open are they to sharing feelings):

He’s very open minded with you! No topic is too far for him, he’ll talk about anything and everything with you as he has no filter. It took him a little while to share his feelings in the start but with some encouragement, he did open up. At this point in your relationship, you hear every little thing that goes on and it makes you smile to hear how comfortable he is with you

Patience (are they patient with other people/you, how much can they take before they snap):

Very patient with you, he’s used to all your little questions and quirky habits! With other people? Not so much. If he doesn’t know someone as well and they do something that’s either irritating or takes a bit longer to do something, he gets very annoyed. Even if he doesn’t verbally say it, you can see him get irritated

Quizzes (how good is their memory):

Not as good as it used to be. Since he suffered his concussions, his memory went south. He can remember quite a lot of things but his short term memory isn’t fantastic anymore. You are usually always asked questions like “where are we going again?” And “have you seen my glasses?” Or some form if that question

Remember (what’s one thing they always remember from when you first got together):

He’ll never forget how when you were both outside having lunch and a seagull stole your sandwich from your hand and he got to see your shocked, annoyed face at the realisation of what had just happened. It’s still something he pokes fun at you for years later, and still gives him a giggle when he needs it

Safety (how protective are they of you, how do they protect you in situations):

Christian is very protective of you. The second he hears or sees someone trying to step up to you, he’s there. Normally a quiet, kind man, if he feels someone’s trying to hurt you he switches up in a second and will do whatever he feels is necessary to protect you. It usually involves his fists though…

Try (how much effort do they put into things such as dates):

He puts a lot of effort into dates as, even though he knows you’ll love whatever he plans as you get to spend some romantic time with him, he still wants to completely blow you away with what he puts together

Ugly (do they have any bad habits or insecurities):

Some of his worst habits include: peeing with the door open, spending a lot of time on his phone playing games, refusing to move from the sofa while watching any Hockey game, not allowing someone to help with something he’s doing like fixing something. In terms of insecurities, he’s mostly pretty secure with himself. However his biggest issue is that he tends to not feel ‘good enough’. That there’s always someone better. Which is crazy to you as there’s nobody else who compares to how truly amazing he is as whatever he does

Vanity (how concerned are they about their looks):

He likes to be well kept, neat and tidy but he doesn’t obsess over them. It’s mostly his hair and facial beard that he’s most concerned with keeping top notch at all times

Whole (how do they feel when you’re not there with them, do they feel incomplete):

Due to the nature of his work, he has gotten used to not always being able to be with you. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t miss you terribly though. Every night he’s not with you, he feels your absence. It gets so bad to the point that he brings a bottle of your perfume and a top or jumper you’d wear around the home and pull it over a pillow so he can cuddle his pillow and imagine you’re there. It’s nowhere near as good as the real thing but it’s something that gets him by

Xtra (random headcanon):

It’s never been admitted by him but he 100% uses your toiletries in the shower as he loves the smell a lot more

Yuck (something that turns them off a person or just things that disgust them):

Seeing people spit or drool makes him want to vomit everywhere. Same as people with runny noses. He always turns away towards you for distraction so he doesn’t dry heave

Zzz (favourite way to sleep together):

Spooooooning. He’s always big spoon as he needs someone to hold on to during the night to help him sleep. A close second would be having you sleep on his chest as the warmth of your body helps him drift off

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legit9thlunaticwarrior · 1 year

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THIS IS ALL CONSENSUAL! READER IS OF AGE! THIS DOES CONTAIN ELEMENTS OF SEXUAL INTIMIDATION i am fully aware of the actual meaning of this song but it was the only one i could pull from my brain for the theme. this installment will solely present sexual tension

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10/02/2022 Corruption+Age Gap ~ Christian Cage (Jay) Teacher's Pet - Melanie Martinez

✨ it started off innocently enough: you had asked jay to help you out with some moves in the ring

✨ he was way more experienced and well respected in the business, so you knew he'd be honest and point you in the right direction; only you had one slight issue

✨ you couldn't focus on a thing he was saying. not when he spoke with such authority. not when he started talking with his hands. not when he-

✨ "hey? Y/N? still with me?" he snapped you out of your lust filled trance

✨ "yes, yes. sorry." you tried to sound as normal as possible but how could you when he stared down at you with his natural dominance?

✨ "you seem, distracted. everything okay, sweetheart?" your skin lit up as soon as he put his hand on your shoulder, concern and curiosity in his eyes

✨ you gulped, "i'm f-fine." said your lips. liar, said your brain.

✨ "is there a reason you came to me? you could have gone to anyone else for help." he wasn't a fool. he knew there was more than one reason you came to him. and why you're so unfocused

✨ slightly rattled by the ask, "i uh, i've been watching you since i was a kid. i want to learn from the best. you clearly have years more experience than i do"

✨ he cocked his eyebrow in faux offense. you immediately regret your choice of words

✨ "not that you're old. i mean you are. older than me, i mean. age is just a number and you certainly don't look yours. you still look amazing, and i should stop talking." you felt the fire in your cheeks as they heat with embarrassment. way to go bozo

✨ he stared at you for one second, the next he was smirking and backing you against the turnbuckles. "i'm truly sorry if i offended you. i have a habit of rambling when i'm nerv-"

✨ "you know how adorable you are when you're flustered? i do that to you?" you tried to look down at your feet to avoid looking him in the eyes, but his hand tilted your head back up "answer me, sweetheart."

✨ you nodded as you didn't trust your voice. his thumb found its way to your lips, softly pulling your bottom lip down

✨ "you wanna be my little teacher's pet, don't you?"

✨ you couldn't believe the words spilling from his lips. you softly spoke up "jay, this doesn't feel, wrong, to you?" as soon as you finished, his eyes softened

✨ "if you want this to stop, say the word. my hands are off you and we don't speak of this."

✨ jay meant that. even though he's fantasized about you countless times. hand fisted around his cock with the thought of your pretty self ruined and begging for more. the thought of corrupting you, making your body crave him and only him; the thought of other men your age touching you a distant memory drove him nuts.

✨ "i want this." your voice just above a whisper.

✨ oh, jay heard you. he just wanted to toy with you. "what was that? speak up."

✨ "god, jay. i want this. i want you~" the sexual frustration clearly taking over

✨ "oh, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into, sweetheart."

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wardlowsbabydoll · 2 years

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Anyway I can request a Jungle Boy x Reader x Heel!Christian imagine? Maybe the three of them are in a poly relationship (before Christian had his heel turn) and just a whole thing about how they navigate their relationship during the whole thing?

Alright nonny! So I’m gonna be honest here in my opinion I feel like this works better as a headcanon idea so that’s what I’m going to write it as, maybe when I clear up my drafts a bit I’ll write a full blown imagine for it but I hope you still like it!!!

Being in a relationship with Christian Cage and Jungle Boy

Dating both Jack and Christian was great

They were both super respectful and overall sweet guys to you and to each other

Tony had given you the heads up the Christian would be turning heel against Jurassic Express but more specifically Jack

You were all honestly a bit uncomfortable with the whole thing but you all weren’t blind to the fans wanting to see him turn on Jack

Yet still, his heel turn stunned both of you

Your heart shattered when you saw him attack Jack

After he and Jack came backstage he spent a long time making it up to you both but more so to Jack

It took a long time for that level of trust to come back into your relationship

In front of the cameras, Jack and Christian absolutely hated each other but backstage things were a bit awkward at times

It was hard sometimes to flat out cut the line between reality and Kayfabe and it resulted in a few fights between Jack and Christian especially

You always played peacemaker, never taking a side

It broke your heart to see them fight and at one point it pushed you to the point where you didn’t talk to either of them

Which in turn made them stop bickering and begin to grovel for your forgiveness

Which took them a bit to earn

But it was hard for you to stay mad at them

During their match against each other, you stayed backstage, refusing to take a side although Tony (with your permission of course) asked to keep a camera on you to see your reactions

You knew as much as their feud broke your heart that in a way this needed to happen

It was a way for them to get their anger out

They beat the hell out of each other

After the match, you helped tend to their many wounds

They loved having you as their nurse though

To tease them you bought one of those skimpy outfits

When they were fully healed and cleared by the doctors though

That was game over for you

Just the way you guys liked it

Hi... so I promise I didn't ditch writing, it's been very hectic for me. I had Breast Reduction surgery last week, turned 21, AND started back at college after an almost two year gap. I promise I am working diligently on all of my asks and other things. Still... don't be afraid to send an ask, I will definitely try my best to make it happen. On that note, I hope you enjoyed this Nonny! I tried my best!

I'm sending you guys all the love and good vibes until next time!!!

#aew headcannon #jungle boy #jungle boy headcanon #jungle boy fluff #jungle boy angst #christian cage #christian cage headcanon #christian cage fluff #christian cage angst

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heelbucks · 7 months

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so i have a thought…

christian sharing his bratty babygirl with nick 😳

thank you for helping with this @nickswayne <333

this was fully self indulgent for us btw

minors dni

you had insisted on rewarding your man and his newest follower after the night they had. wrapped in a silk robe and beautiful black and red lingerie, you inch down the bed towards the younger male, his eyes wide. "christian, i-isn't she your princess? i mean i dunno if i can-" "go on nicky, touch her. she's yours tonight." the older man said to his latest project.

"yeah, c'mon nicky..." your voice trailed off as you wiggled down the bed towards the two men, your ass wiggling behind you as you crawled. "lemme show you how good i am.." a deep chuckle emerged from christian's throat. "i doubt you can be good for more than five seconds, but go for it princess."

you rolled your eyes at the dominant male and turned your attention back towards nick, who as hard as he was, was fighting the urge to stare at your wiggling ass. as you reached the edge of the bed, you turned around, sticking the object of his attention in his face. "please nicky, 'm so wet for you." you didn't lie, the lace now sheer with your slick.

the younger man pulled your panties to the side and dove in, eating your cunt like a man starved. his tongue making diligent circles on your clit, eventually adding two fingers to the mix. "oh nick, fuck me." you whined as you clenched around him, threatening to reach your peak when christian pulled his hand away. "daddy, noooo." your voice laced with annoyance while nick looked at him as if he'd done something horribly wrong. "let her cum on your cock, trust me, nothing beats watching her squirt."

as you wiggled out of your now drenched panties, nick pulled his sweats down. you watched his cock spring out, a little smaller than christian's but thicker for sure. "what do you say princess?" your boyfriend reminded you before you slowly shook your ass, and in a sugary sweet tone said "pleaseeeee nickyyy."

he obliged, slowly inserting himself, trying not to hurt you. he felt your walls flutter around him with every inch, finally feeling the tight squeeze as he bottomed out.

his pace was slow, too slow for your liking. "nick, 'm not gonna break if you go harder. i like it a lil' rough." christian laughed again. "a little? princess, remember the time i had you over my knee with my belt?" you giggled remembering the welts that had formed against the delicate skin. "yes daddy, i remember."

nick quickened his pace, the loud sounds of skin slapping on skin echoing throughout the large hotel room. getting annoyed he wasn't taking a hint, christian grabbed one of nick's hands from your hips and placed it in your hair. grabbing it tightly, they pulled back, pulling your head up with them. a loud moan escaped your lips. "she loves that, almost as much as she likes being choked."

finally feeling confident, nick wrapped his hand around your neck and squeezed slightly. "s-spank me... please nicky, wanna see your handprints tomorrow." you choked out. a tighter final squeeze before letting go, his hand came down on your backside swiftly. a proud nod from christian was all he needed to continue. still being awfully quiet, more focused on having you feel good, he continued alternating cheeks, leaving quite a nice amount of handprints. he felt you tighten around him each time.

"oh fuck, nicky, 'm gonna cum. don't stop. pleasee" your voice shifted an octave higher, whining out desperately for him to let you finish. "go on princess, cum for him. introduce him to our little circle."

that was all the permission you needed, going over the edge. your walls tighten around nick as he grabbed your neck, choking you as your release sprayed back on to him. "that's a good girl." he finally spoke up, learning how you and christian spoke to each other. christian patted him on the back, "now you're getting it kid. can't waitt to show you all my princess has to offer."

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smartycvnt · 9 months

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Road trip hc with Christian Cage?

Oddly enough, the road trip is his idea

Edge invites him on a vacation, so Christain decides that the best way to get there is to drive from Florida up to Canada

He says that there won't be unnecessary stops, but he stops pretty much any time he sees something cool

The music is definitely cheesy 80s and 90s songs the whole way up

Christian decides that you aren't "roughing it in the car" after the first night you try sleeping there, and after that, it's the nicest hotels that he can find.

#aew x reader #aew headcanons #headcanons #christian cage x reader

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rainchyna · 2 years

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warnings! [ none rly, jealousy, language, adam is kinda clingy, possessiveness ?? mention of other wrestlers, a whole scene were y/n dresses up christian, adam and y/n arguing about cereal ]

You were laid out on the ramp, your head was placed on Lita's lap, as she was playing with your hair. You were rehearsing, well, supposed to be, you and Lita were taking a break as Christian and Jeff Hardy were trying to find the perfect finisher for your match later on. You had never been in a triple threat match before, so you were rightfully excited.

Matt was talking to referee Charles Robinson and Edge about executing a submission move somewhere in the match, but Edge was far gone. He had been looking at you and Lita flirting with each other like there's no tomorrow, you were always like this around each other, bicons. You both laughed and giggled at whatever you were saying to each other, Adam smiled a little, he was so glad you were having fun, but you were having fun without him, and it may or may not have made him a little jealous. Just a little. Okay, maybe a little too much, it irritated him for some reason.

He looked over at Jeff and Christian who were sitting down in the ring, Jeff patted Christian's shoulder before jumping over the top rope and heading backstage. Adam slid into the ring, and laid on his back in front of his friend.

"what are you going to complain about?" Christian asked, re-lacing up his boots, Adam chuckled and looked in your direction, still giggling and smiling in Lita's embrace, "Y/n's ignoring me" he puffed.

"Is she?" Jay looked up at you and Lita, "ah, yes, the usual" he added, he's used to you being with Lita whenever you weren't with him or Adam, after all, she was your best friend too. "she hasn't talked to me since the rehearsal started" Adam mumbled, running a hand through his hair. Jay wasn't fazed, it was the literal usual. "I'm gonna go get water, you need anything buddy?" Jay said getting up, he walked over and exited the ring from between the ropes. "No, thanks" Adam replied.

As Jay walked past you and Lita, you reached your arm out and asked him to take you with him. Jay pulled you up, and you both headed backstage. Lita walked up to Matt Hardy and began discussing the match. Adam laid there for a moment, staff were everywhere, checking the lights, making sure the big screen was working, some referees were just hanging out near the commentator's table is, and everyone was just doing their part.

"do you think Shawn still has the kazoo we gave him?” Christian asked picking up one of the kazoos examining it. "yeah, he totally does. I saw him earlier and asked about it, said he keeps it as a lucky charm" you said, "he even put a little sticker of a broken heart on it" you smiled, remembering how cute the little toy looked. "you fucking traitors!" Adam's voice suddenly boomed throughout the hallway.

"shhhhh!"

you and Christian shush him at the same time. "you fuckin traitors!" he whisper-yelled, sitting down next to you. "how are we traitors?" Christian asked, Adam just huffed and puffed. "you both completely sold me out there in the ring, how dare you leave your best friend all alone, on his own, no one to talk to, just by himself out there?!" you and Christian laugh at how dramatic he was being. "well, you didn't die" you say. "I could've!" Adam said, raising his hands up, "oh please". "hey. Christian!", all of you turn your heads at the same time, it was Gangrel calling out for him, "I'll be back" the shorter blonde said.

"yeah totally not a traitor!" Adam said, Christian just laughed. "Are you gonna leave me too, or what?" Adam said with a pout, "I mean, should I?" you said pretending to think, "wooowwww, you're actually considering it!" he said 'taken aback'. you just smiled before wrapping your arms around his shoulders.

"aw, c'mon, you know that I'll never leave you for anyone"

"liar!"

“Adaaaaam” you sang

He side eyed you, “I love you dude, seriously, wouldn’t sell you for anyone, like … at all” you said, “Lita would beg to differ” he mumbled, “spending five minutes with Lita doesn’t mean I sold you” you tried to explain, “five minutes?! You spent the whole rehearsal with her!”, It will always be like this, huh? You hang out with someone and Adam gets ‘envious’ like he likes to call it. Even just talking to someone that isn’t him gets his blood boiling for some reason. “no way you’re jealous of Lita” you say looking into his eyes, only for him to look away. “I’m not jealous of Lita” he mumbled, “say it out loud” you dare him, “I’m not jealous!” he says. “just … envious!” you both say at the same time, a light shade of pink adorns his cheeks, “yeah, yeah, just envy” you say getting up. “where are you going?” he says, “selling you”. “fuck you, dude”

Later, 7:41 pm.

“I think this is the neatest hotel room we’ve had so far” you comment on the beautiful room, it was quite spacious, the kitchen wasn’t a part of the living room which was nice for once, there were two bathrooms which was something that can make you cry tears of joy because Christian for some reason would spend over an hour taking a shower, and even though there were two bedrooms, both having two single beds, you, Christian and Edge still crammed into the same room. “right, this is why I love European tours. The hotels are pretty nice here.” Christian said. It was silent for a split second, a little too quite. You both narrow your eyes at each other before looking behind you, Adam was passed out on one of the beds and you could almost see drool pooling on his pillow.

8:45 pm, that same evening.

You were watching some random show on the T.V and Christian was doing something in the other room. He had placed his luggage in the second bedroom for the time being in order to let Adam sleep peacefully. You were getting bored and it felt like you and lazy boy chair beneath you were becoming one, ‘why not annoy Christian’ you thought. You got up, stretching a little before making a beeline for the room he was in, “heyyyy” you dragged walking in, he had a bunch on clothes laid out on the bed, “which one looks better?” he asked. The first outfit was basic white t-shirt, a black leather jacket and black jeans, the second one was light wash denim cargo jeans and black shirt that had a little ‘WWF’ embroidered on the top right corner. The last one was a black button up with golden buttons, black suit pants and little black and gold glasses.

“They’re all cute, I don’t know depends on the place you’re going” you said holding up the button up to his body, “literally just a bar, with The Hardys” he said, you held up the white shirt. “well, if you’re going to drink, don’t wear the white shirt in case one of them dancing drunkies bumps into you, they could spill their drink and yours on you which could stain. The black on black one is so damn cool, but also it feels a little formal for a bar you know, but it also makes you look like someone’s sugar daddy – which can get you laid. But this one” you point at the wwf shirt and the cargos “this one is the most suitable, it’s really simple and a good fit for a night out drinking, you know?”

“Are you Christian Dior in disguise?” he said laughing at the way you put together your thoughts on the outfits. “wear the glasses too” you smile. “okay, I’m gonna shower real quick, wait for me so you could see what it looks like.” “okay!”

As he locked the bathroom door, you laid down on the other bed, “he’s gonna be there for a while..” you mumble. Your eyes got droopy and your limbs felt funny, you had been fighting sleep the whole day, but the tiredness was finally catching up with you. ‘just ten minutes’ you thought.

About forty minutes later, Christian came out, all dressed and smelling nice. The noises he unintentionally made woke you up, you looked around the room for a second, it was dark outside, “how long was I asleep for?” you ask, walking up to Christian who was trying to get his hair to comply. “like thirty-five, forty minutes. A little power nap” he said brushing his hair. “let me help you”. you took the brush from his hand and gently pushed his hair back, pulling out a singular strand to fall against his face, “you got a hair tie?”, he shook his head no. you pulled off your hair tie, letting your once ponytail fall against your shoulders. His hair was now if a sleek bun, he was ready to go have fun and you’re ready to go back sleep. “thank you, y/n/n!” he said, giving you a kiss on your forehead, you gave him a quick side, before dragging yourself back to the room where Adam was. The second you entered the room, your body clashed onto the bed. Your eyes fluttered open for a second, Adam came in vision, his hair was mess and he was laid out in a weird position, and that was the last you remember.

2:22 am.

Adam woke up parched as hell, he’d probably slept with his mouth open again. There was drool on his pillow and the lights were still on, he looked around the room, the curtains were open and door was barely closed. You were laid out on the other bed, as he got up his bones cracked and he felt dizzy for a second, he pulled the soft blanket on top of you and tucked you in properly. As he headed to the kitchen to get water, he noticed that Christian was gone, “he’s probably out...” he mumbled. He grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge and sat down at the dining table, “is Christian back?” he heard a tiny voice behind him, “hey, no I don’t think so” he said, you sat next to him. Your hair was mess, the shirt you wore that was probably his drowned you, and your cheeks and lips were swollen from being in a deep sleep. ‘you’re so cute’ he thought. “’m hungry” you mumble, “me too, you wanna have cereal?” Adam suggested. You nodded and walked over to the cabinets, him following after you. You brought out two bowls and spoons, as Adam poured the milk in the bowls. “what the fuck are you doing??” you ask, he looks at you confused, “making..cereal??” he responds, you look at him in disbelief, “you put in the cereal first, then the milk. It’s not the other way around” you say, “no, the milk goes first, then the cereal” he argues. “who wants soupy cereal?!” “who wants dry cereal?!” “it’s basic clock work, literally just order of operation”

You both stared at each other for a second before saying “fine.”

You ate in relatively comfortable silence, you were still confused over how Adam puts milk first, who in their right mind does that? You placed both bowls in the sink, too tired to wash them right now, and headed back into the bedroom, “come lay next to me” Adam says patting the space next to him in bed, “where’s Christian gonna sleep?” he added, well ... yeah. Not like you were questioning it the first time he asked but oh well. There was some noises coming from the living room for a second, then the room’s door opened, Christian walking in. “speaking of the devil” Adam says, “you wanna tell me you didn’t sell us this time?” he adds. “you were literally asleep!” Christian says. “traaiiiiitor” Adam drags.

kids.

“can we, for the love of god, sleep?” you say laying down, “yeah, I’m just gonna change” Christian says, you and Adam lay there for a second, before he tightly wraps his arms around you, “don’t hang out with Lita tomorrow” he mumbles, you playfully roll your eyes, “you’re still on that” you laugh, “she’s trying to steal my best friend!” he exclaims, “but she’s my friend too” you try to reason, “you were my friend first!” he says, “alright, whatever” you mumble closing your eyes, “call me selfish, but no one else can have you, sweetheart” he says pulling close to him. You both almost immediately fall asleep the second your eyes fall shut, then Christian walks and turns off the light, all three of you sleeping in the now quite room.

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Heyyyyy I just came up with this but headcanons with the boys if their so is in college and has a bunch of missing work how and how they would deal with it (not like this is related to me rn totally DONT have have 20+ missing assignments that r do Thursday😮‍💨) if not that’s fine I just needing something to do so I felt like I was being productive cuz I don’t feel like doing work in my week off. Thought I’d submit ideas for writers so I’d be doing smt!

AEW STARS React to: Their S/O In College (and Taking Finals)

Pairings: Nick Wayne x Reader, Darius Martin x Reader, Hook x Reader, Dante Martin x Reader, Christian Cage x Reader, MJF x Reader, Eddie Kingston x Reader, Wheeler Yuta x Reader

Word Count: 1.2K

Supreme Speaks: hey yall, finals kicked my butt, but we back and packed up in here! to this lovely anon, i hope you got everything done and passed with flying colors (ik i struggled). but anyways, please remember that you are loved and appreciated, and also that you are more than a gpa.

Warnings: none i think, grammarly wasn't working so barely proofread, no gifs as tumblr don't wanna work rn

Taglist: @hooks-martin @sheinthatfandom @triscillal @cassie0sstuff @eddie-kingstons-wifey @hookerforhook @batzy-watzy @wwenhlimagines

i totally forgot to add my beautiful besties my bad

Nick Wayne

Hahaha He is the last person you should be going to for help

If anything, Nick believes that you should just leave it alone and just be in candy land with him

But he knows how hard it is for you and how important it is

So he’ll try his best to help you actually do the assignments

Like you two split up how much work you have and he does half the assignment

I think he would find it fun; pulling all nighters in the library and doing work with their S/O until like 4 am

Every night would be a new adventure

Would let you review the work before you submit it

But anything science-related

Don’t ask him shit

I see him as more of a math person

Darius Martin

I see Darius definitely as a liberal arts or literature person

Like he can edit your papers (he’s your personal chat gpt)

I think Darius would help you by creating a schedule

Like when you need to get stuff done by

BUT

He takes it a step further by allocating time limits for each assignment

Like you can only work on assignment 1 for an hour and 30 minutes each day

Something tells me he is particular with schedules

Darius will keep you on track as if he’s getting paid for it

“Y/N, your break ended 3 minutes ago. LETS GO”

Will definitely help you with researching topics cause that takes a while

Don’t ask him shit about math

Dante Martin

Doesn’t particularly understand what you are going through

But nonetheless he hates that he doesn’t see you as much anymore

I can see him just giving you gifts and words of encouragement

Will tutor you if you need help…but realize that this is not high school science

“You mean there is more than Chemistry I? CHEMISTRY VI? ORGANIC-“

He soon gives up

Stays up with you and drags you away from work if needed

IMAGINE DANTE SAYING “COME TO BED BABY” OMG MY HEART

Will help you with assignments like Nick

Will reward you for all your hard work (wink wink)

Tries to distract you and give you moments for fun/relaxation

After the dust is settled, he’s just happy that you are out of the shackles of academia and you two can hang out stress-free

Hook

MANS IS NOT BOTHERED WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

Has the constant “I told you to start on these assignments earlier” look on his face

If anything he will just supply you with food, energy drinks, and emotional support

But if you thing this man will give you any type of physical help

YOU ARE LYIN TO YOURSELF SWEETHEART

Will secretly complain about your lack of self care or wishing he could actually help in Italian

Fancanon: Hook can speak Italian

If he thinks you have been working too much

He will save your work and shut your laptop down

Will make sure you did everything on your checklist before turning the assignments in

If you need him to print stuff off, just ask, he’ll do it

Unless it’s 1 am…then he’s telling you to take your ass to sleep

Wheeler Yuta

Okay, this man can actually help you

WITH HIS CUTE ASS GLASSES

He truly understands what you are going through as he used to be in your shoes

Mans will tutor you until you are smarter than him

Loves helping you with history and shit

“No the War of 1812 didn’t happen in 1937”

Gives you helpful study and test-taking tips

Tries to make you drink healthy caffeinated drinks not Monsters or Red Bulls

Believes they are the devil and will slap them out of your hands

“What did I say? Red Bull gives you horns, not wings…no not horns for being horny”

Will give you little trinkets or treat you out to dinner when you complete your assignments/exams

He just wants you to remain healthy during this stressful time

Christian Cage

I feel like if anything Christian is a professor…with the way he be schooling those-

He’s probably very knowledge in various subjects

He just does them the old-fashioned way

“What the hell is this?…Whatcha mean this is the new way?”

But if anything he’ll adapt to it, just trying to help you

I HAVE A THEORY that he’ll stay up reading the next chapter or the directions for your next assignment and tries to figure out ways to make the process easier

So the next day you walk out to the table and you see the parts of your project laid out and labeled

“I know it’s a lot but we break it up like this, you should be able to complete by tomorrow”

Christian takes pictures of you two so he can look back and bring up times like the Vietnam war

Makes you take breaks, in which he’ll work in your place

When you get your grade back, it’s yalls grade

not yours

MJF

Straight up pays for a tutor/homework helper

But stays in the room and yells at them cause you are still confused and behind

I mean this in the nicest way

Max is no damn help

He is laughing at you while he’s putting on his scarf

“Imagine doing homework to get a little paper for a job! That’s what you get for not being born rich”

Will post you on instagram and claim that homework and exams are to test idiots

But will quickly change his tune when you place a physics worksheet in front of him

“WHY IS THE GREEK ALPHABET HERE?”

Issues you a public apology and vows to never make fun of you again

If anything MJF supplies you with emotional support, letting you know that your feelings are valid

Will buy you new shoes or something massive for surviving and passing everything

Eddie Kingston

Now when I say don’t ask him anything

DON’T ASK HIM ANYTHING! HE’LL JUST SAY

“Doll, imma be real, I have a GED. I dunno shit”

He can only laugh from afar and say “glad I don’t have to do that shit”

But if you ask him anything about English or Shakespeare, he got you

Will recite random Shakespeare quotes to provide entertainment

I think he proofreads your papers to ensure they make sense

I do think he can help with researching and giving you credible websites

Other than that, his designated role is paper weight or waterboy

He believes your every word when you groan about school

That’s all he can do but you don’t complain about it

After he loves you and you love him

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‼️UPDATED 10/7/23 🙂‼️

🔥PART 1🔥

Well, a *slight* change in plans about my spicy little number I wrote. I'm still needing to edit a few parts towards the end of it, and I'll take care of that as soon as I can. BUT the good news is I can share what I do have ready! Please keep in mind that I am not a professional writer and that I am in no way perfect. Be kind and gentle with me as I dive in head first…

*Constructive criticism and advice is always welcome! Please let me know if there’s something I should add to the following disclaimers (to make my post more informative or reader friendly) or about anything else that comes to mind*

If you are not at least 18 years old or older, I implore you to keep scrolling.

There is sexual content so it is NSFW or minors.

It is written from the POV of a female and has dialogue between her and Christian Cage.

Dirty talk, oral sex (male receiving), sexual intercourse, dominant male, unprotected sex.

Word count for Part 1: 965

“They say all good boys go to Heaven, but bad boys bring Heaven to you…”

I peeled myself off the couch and made my way to the kitchen for a glass of water before heading upstairs to get ready for bed. Christian still wasn’t home yet from his late-night workout that some of the AEW guys had invited him to join last minute. I tried my best to stay up to see him, but my eyelids felt so heavy. We both knew today was going to be a busy day for each of us and I hated not being able to see him, but I just couldn’t stay up any longer. We were able to talk sporadically throughout the day and FaceTimed each other when there was a free moment during the afternoon. The sound of his sexy voice and the sight of his bright smile always lit me up inside.

I made it to our bedroom and flipped on the light switch. I undressed myself down to my panties and grabbed one of Christian’s wrestling shirts out of the dresser, pulled it down over my head and let it slide down my body before resting on my thighs. Once my teeth were brushed, I grabbed my phone off the nightstand to check the time, and 10:48pm lit up on the screen. I set my alarm and started to clear notifications when suddenly I felt a pair of strong, muscular arms wrap around me from behind.

I jumped from being startled but relaxed instantly when I inhaled a familiar scent. “Hey baby.” Christian spoke softly. I lifted my arm up and placed it behind his neck, brushing my fingers through the base of his hairline, causing Christian to groan in approval. Our bodies were flush against one another as we reveled in our embrace. Christian nuzzled his face into my neck while his hands began roaming over my midsection. “Mmm, I missed you today. I'm sorry I'm home so late, I hate it when our schedules clash like this. My shirt looks good on you by the way…”

The back of my head rested on his chest as Christian’s hands were toying with the bottom hem of my shirt, occasionally slipping a finger or two beneath the top of my panty line, tracing along the lace. Goosebumps spread across my skin like wildfire, letting Christian know how easily and quickly my body was responding to him. He released me from his arms, and I turned around. His hand instantly gripped my jaw and held my head in place. He tilted my head up so we made eye contact, and I could see the lust blazing in his beautiful blue eyes. His gaze was intense, so I tried to turn my head, but that only caused him to grip my jaw more firmly. A whimper escaped my lips and a cheeky smile spread across Christian’s face. He had me right where he wanted me. With his free arm, he wrapped it around my waist and pulled me closer, so our bodies were flush once again. I could feel his arousal through his sweats pressing against my core and fuck did it feel good. “I’ve been thinking about those pretty pink lips of yours all day and that sweet little mouth wrapped around my cock.”

My eyes widened and my cheeks were on fire from his boldness as he continued. “Are you going to be my good girl tonight? Let me fuck you however I please? I want to hear you scream my name as I pound your tight pussy into the mattress.” I swallowed hard but nodded “yes.” Suddenly I was no longer tired but felt so hungry. Hungry for something other than food to satisfy my appetite. I wanted whatever he was about to feed me.

Christian released my jaw and lifted me into his arms and took a few steps until my back hit the wall. He pinned me there with his hips, and my legs wrapped around his waist, causing me to gasp at the pressure of his hard length against my panties. Our lips crashed against each other, and it was game on from there. Christian parted my lips with his tongue, and I happily granted him access. My hands tugged his hair causing him to curse under his breath. I took his bottom lip in-between my teeth and bit down, just hard enough to feel his cock twitch against me. His trail of kisses left a path of fire in their wake as he bit, sucked, licked, and kissed his way around my jawline to the nape of my neck. The roughness of his beard against my soft skin created the most delicious sensation that was driving me wild. I couldn’t help but moan as my core began to ache for this man. I was beyond ready to give him whatever the fuck he wanted.

“Christian…please…” I begged softly. My plea caused him to pull himself back from me, allowing me to slide down the wall until my feet touched the floor. Still keeping me pinned in place, he lowered his head and looked deeply into my darkened eyes . “What is it baby? What do you want?” he whispered seductively. My breathing started to accelerate, and my brain scrambled to find the right words to say. He knew exactly what I wanted, but he was enjoying making me squirm. “Say it baby. I need to hear you say how much you want my hard cock in your wet pussy.” My tongue glided over my bottom lip at the thought of Christian thrusting himself inside of me. Somehow the wires in my brain finally connected and I was able to tell him what he wanted to hear. “I want you. Every single inch. Please, fuck me Christian. I need you inside of me.” He let out a growl from deep down inside of him. “That’s what I thought.”

(To be continued...)

#all elite wrestling #aew #christian cage #jay reso #captain charisma #instantclassic #fanfiction #fanfic #smut #Christian cage smut #headcanon #Christian cage headcanon #christian4peeps #christian cage fanfic

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officialchristiancagebbgirlblog · 19 days

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Dating 90s Christian headcannons pls 🥹

Would let you style his hair in whatever design you felt like

Binges Seinfeld, Saved By The Bell, and other tv shows regularly

Will do anything to get your attention during the day, especially if it’s to annoy you

Enjoys spinning in office chairs and can not resist the urge when sat on one

Has an obsession with biting you. Everywhere.

Always ready for a cuddle, no matter the situation

Enjoys going out occasionally but prefers to stay in and have quiet nights with you

REALLY enjoys teasing you and pushing his luck which normally ends him up with a red, sore bottom (secretly he loves the spankings though)

He can be silenced by a quick lift of your top, he is obsessed with your breasts

Cannot decide on anything to save his life

Even though he’s a complete brat at the best of times, he is the sweetest guy you know who loves you unconditionally and will do anything and everything to prove it to you at a moments notice, whether it’s buying you whatever you want, cooking you delicious meals, or pinning you into the mattress

But also will steal food off your plate or your drink if you aren’t careful (he’s a lil raccoon)

#christian cage #captain charisma #christian #christian wwe #jay reso #instant classic #christian cage imagine #christian cage fanfic #Christian cage headcanon

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bullet-clubs-bitch · 3 months

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AEW Wrestlers Pregnancy Headcannons

Requested by @moondust-imagines

Summary: AEW Wrestlers reactions to finding out you are pregnant

Main Masterlist Part 1

Wrestlers mentioned: 'Hangman' Adam Page, Christian Cage, Chuck Taylor and Swerve Strickland

"Hangman" Adam Page

Adam cried when you told him you were pregnant.

You were scared by his reaction, the only time you saw him cry was after the whole brawl out

The diffrance was this time they were happy tears

He coudn't wait to be a father, he promised he would do everything he could to protect you and your baby

Adam did EVERYTHING for you, he wound't let you lift a finger during your pregnancy

It was adorable but also anoying at times, you were capable of walking 10 feet to grab a glass of water

Adam would run to the store in the middle of the night without a second thought for whatever you were craving

He was ment to be a father, he was everything you ever wanted in a partner

Christian Cage

I wrote a four part fic about Christian Cage that you can find HERE, in the second part the reader finds out she is pregnant. I decided to include the scene instead of making headcanons

I went out to pick up a few groceries and once I returned I found Y/n sitting on the floor of the master bathroom with tear-stained cheeks. I sat next to her and asked “What’s wrong?” nothing “If something happened the other day at work you can tell me you know” I waited, I knew she wanted to say something but was having trouble getting the words out. “You’re going to be mad at me” Her words were so quiet it was barely a whisper. “Why would I be mad at you honey?” What would I be mad at? “Don’t yell, I’m sorry. I don’t know how this happened” Y/n had tears in her eyes as she spoke. “I won’t yell, I promise but I need to know what happened so I can help you,” I told her carefully Just then she got up and handed me four items from the sink before returning to her spot on the floor. She was now fully crying and turned her back to me. It took me a minute to realize what I was holding in my hands. Four pregnancy tests, all different kinds but all were positive. “Are these real?” She turned to face me, mascara now ruined. “Are you mad at me?” I wasn’t mad but I was shocked, but I was also happy. “No sweetheart, I would never be mad at you. Especially over something like this” I gave her a hug to which she returned, burying her head in my chest as she continued to cry. I knew what this would mean, Y/n being pregnant would change everything. Although this was a shock I was so happy. We had never talked about having kids, Y/n was still in her prime and I was nearly 50. “What are we going to do?” I wanted Y/n to know that I would support her for whatever she decided. I mean she is making history with her current title reign and at the end of the day this is her body we are talking about. “This is your decision Y/n. I want you to know that I am happy about this but I understand if you don’t want to go through with this.” She looked at me with a sad smile. “Would I be crazy if I said I want to keep it? I still don’t understand how it happened in the first place but the more I think about it, I want to go on this journey with you Christian” I placed a kiss on her temple before saying “Don’t worry, I am going to be here with you for every second of it. We will do this together”

Chuck Taylor

Looking down at the positive test in your hands you coudn't stop the happy tears that fell from your face

You coudn't wait to tell Chucky the news

When you told him you were pregant he was so happy

During your pregnancy he would constanly kiss your stomach and talk to your unborn child

Chuck Taylor is such a teddy bear, he would be the best dad

Once your baby was born the two of them instanly had a special bond, you swear your baby liked Chuck more than you

Chuck would build you the most perfect nussery and have the best friends come over to help baby proof the house

As much as he loved his friends he woudn't trust them alone with your baby

Swerve Strickland

When you told Swerve you were pregnant he was secretly terrfied

Not just because he would become a father but because of what he did to hangman

He would get nightmares of the cowboy breaking in and taking your baby, simiular to what he did to hangmans son

He was exited to be a dad but was scared of the responsibilities that came with being a father

He was scared that he would mess everything up, scared he would disipoint you

His thoughts kept him up at night and you assured him he would be a great dad

just like you predicted once your baby was born he was a great dad

Swerve promiced he would do anything and everything to keep the two of you safe

He would kill for you

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heelbucks · 6 months

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Okay, but Christian and Copeland!Reader being married and because Adam & Jay are feuding they’re constantly sending messages to each other through her like (on screen and off screen occasionally)

Christian: “Princess, Please tell your dipshit of a brother to quite interrupting me. He’s just as irritating as the people of (insert city they’re in here.)”

Adam: “Y/N, please tell your Dramatic EGOMANIAC of a husband that I will not quite interrupting him and he can kiss my ass.”

Copeland!Reader: 🤦🏻‍♀️

she’s sitting there like my brother and husband are idiots

they are always bickering you’d think adam and jey are the old married couple. there’s been times where she’d be able to sneak away from them and let them argue it out.

the tiny copeland & reso spawn take after their fathers and start arguing like them.

#christian cage smut #christian cage x copeland! reader #sugar daddy! christian cage #christian cage headcanons #christian cage x reader #christian cage imagine #christian cage

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Random assorted Moral Orel Headcanons:

Moral Orel HCs

Orel:

- Likes to draw comics of Barthalomew- similar to the DC superpets

- Wants to grow up to be either a pastor or an artist. Doesn’t know what an animator or film maker is but is interested in movie production

- Doesn’t like to spend much time outside after the camping trip. Finds comfort in movies, comics and video games.

- He saves up all the money he earned by working for Stephanie to buy a Nintendo system (the show takes place around 2005, so probably a ds)

- His favorite game is Nintendogs, he owns all different versions and loves going on walks with his ‘pet’

- But he thinks Pokemon is satanic.

- Fav movie as a kid is Prince of Egypt

- Veggietales kid.

- Catches himself singing “where is my hairbrush” when he’s looking for something.

- Wears “virginity rocks” merch when he’s a teen. No one can tell if it’s ironic or in sincerity. It’s a bit of both.

- LOVES Paramore when he’s first in his emo phase. Slowly grows to like My Chemical Romance once he fully dips into Emo music.

- As he gets into his teens he has an indie phase- Florence and the Machines is his favorite along with The Mountain Goats and Cage the Elephant. Likes some Hozier, Noah Kahan, They Might Be Giants and Jack Stauber. (this is if we assume their in universe would have access to our discography)

- His favorite extra curricular class is art, which Clay disapproves of, but Orel is really good at it- near prodigy level. Loves painting and chalk pastels in particular

- Hardcore Disney fan. For his graduation he and Christina go to Florida Disney World for the first time

- A Goofy Movie and Goof Troop are his favorite comfort media

- Wants to go to California or Florida for College, secretly is applying to Loyola University or other Christian campuses. Wants to take religious studies with a minor in art.

- Has never been to the beach/seen the ocean in person but has always dreamed of it.

- Quit his scout troop after the hunting trip bc camping would make him spiral into panic attacks. It took him years of exposure therapy to ever go into the woods ever again

- After the camping trip, the go-to family vacation for the Puppingtons would usually be road trips cross country. But it was always awkward and tense, so Orel would spend the majority of the trip reading, listening to music, or playing a card game with Shapey and Block.

- He always lets Shapey or Block win

- Uno was banned in the puppington house because “it wasn’t in English.” But he had no problem playing it at school behind his parents backs

- Is interested in learning other languages, but a bit scared of it. He eventually took ASL courses when he was in college

Shapey and Block:

- Both have an extensive stuffed animal collection, at least where they can hide them under all the storage and mess of his room.

- Tends to steal or borrow Orel’s stuff when no one is home to see. Is particularly fascinated by the viewfinder and Orel’s record player.

- Shapey suffers from night terrors. Orel would comfort him sometimes, other times Block would help.

- Both are Introverted. They helped each other transition to school when they, eventually, went. But they were loners in the class and had trouble assimilating.

- Other than cake, Shapey’s favorite foods are pb and j

- Block really likes cookies and pastries

- Shapey and Block snuck out a lot as kids and teens, sometimes they would go to the corner store, other times they would just wander around town or even up to the nature reserve.

- Christmas is their all time favorite holiday, more so than any other.

- Orel sometimes helps them clear up their shared room so Shapey and Block can actually have a clear space to walk around and play in.

- They steal Clay’s credit card to buy some actual furniture when they’re teens. Clay never brings it up, he probably never noticed.

- Both struggle at keeping a space clean. Struggles with routine, chores and scheduling all through their life, sometimes Orel or even a therapist helps

- Shapey’s favorite Disney movie of all time is Alice in Wonderland

- Block adores Peter Pan, he even went as Peter for halloween 2 years in a row

- Both love adventure movies

- Shapey loves showtunes, favorite musical as a kid was Matilda

- Block finds showtunes kind of annoying, but won’t say anything. Block prefers softer music, indie, folk, country but even LoFi when he discovers it later.

- Both love cooking and baking. They weren’t allowed to learn when they were kids, but when they moved out they read Bloberta’s old recipe books to teach himself. Block preferred online recipes

- Shapey was Diagnosed with ODD and ADHD as a toddler, Orel tries to find some resources at the library to figure out how to help Shapey, at least where he can. Unfortunately, the library is a bit of a dead end. But the constants in Shapey’s life help him a lot.

- They never talk with Clay. They are complete strangers to one another. Shapey and Block consider Orel to be the closest thing they have to a father figure

- When everyone is grown up; Shapey gives a speech as best man at Orel and Christina’s wedding that makes everyone cry

Bloberta:

- Has an extensive record collection of her favorite bands from when she was a teenager.

- Clay has pestered her to get rid of it but she can’t bear to part with it. She keeps it hidden in the dresser and closet alongside her other unmentionables.

- Loves doo-wop, 60s pop, rock and roll and even some modern punk and metal. Doesn’t actually like listening to Christian rock but will put it on to be a “good influence”

- Was interested in student council and politics herself before she married Clay, but was pressured out of it bc “godly women let men take the lead” (ew)

- Her mom forced her to babysit as a first job when she was a teenager and she despised it.

- When she’s home alone she likes to put on romcoms such as Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing. But she’ll mute the volume and block out the windows so no one can hear or see her.

- But more often then not they leave her crying wishing for something better. One day after watching one of her movies she locked Clay out of the house for a week because she couldn’t bear to even look at him.

- She’s a lot more supportive of Orel going to an out of state college than his father. She doesn’t want him to feel trapped like she does.

Clay

- Took ballroom dance in high school- is an amazing dancer but doesn’t like showing off.

- Has Irish ancestry, his great grandparents emigrated during the great famine.

- Likes to read when he gets the chance- favorite book is Catcher in the Rye or In Cold Blood (yes, they are supposed to be red flag books, remember who we’re talking about)

- Loves true crime- extremely fascinated by serial killers and mysteries.

- He likes movies, but rarely is ever able to put them on. But he likes Wolf of Wall Street and Fight Club (all the red flag films) (Call me By Your Name and Beauty and the Beast when he’s in private, would never watch them unless he’s completely alone) (once again, RED FLAGS)

- Believes all colleges are satanic propaganda. At least that’s what he told himself as he got older. When he was a teen thought about art school but could never afford it on his own.

- Never graduated with a full 4 year degree, but out of high school he was in and out of trade or secondary schools. He tried nursing, mechanic/auto shop, accounting, and technician work and hated everything. Bloberta suggested politics and somehow he had enough charisma and writing prowess to sell competency.

- Loves Queen. Could listen to any album any day- but has a particular soft spot for “I want to Break Free” and “Somebody To Love” has made him sob uncontrollably . He puts on Queen when he’s driving alone.

- Loves to drive. Before he started drinking it was his one escape. Sometimes he would just take his keys and a handful of his father’s cash and drive off for a few days without telling anyone. He’s been all over the country, but particularly loves to see the Grand Canyon or even up north near Niagara and the lakes.

- Even after he got married he would drive off on a bender for a week or two not to be seen. Bloberta never brings it up. He only HAD to stop when Orel was born.

Reverend/Rod Putty

- Never imagined himself as a pastor, when he was younger he was more interested in the hippie subculture. But he’s good at talking. He originally tried his hand at standup comedy, and that was a total flop. So when it came time for him to settle on a major/career he went religious… Partially to dodge the draft.

- Agnostic leaning. He believes in a God, but struggles with connection.

- Grew up in the south, but moved to the midwest in his teens. Sometimes his accent slips through when he’s tired.

- Scarily good at poker. Feels very torn about this skill.

- Banned from at least 4 casinos in a 100 mile radius.

Stephanie

- Was a straight A student all through school, but decided against University for financial reasons and pressure, she goes to the community college closest to Moralton. She dreams when she saves up enough she could go to a music or art college

- Had a band once but all her band mates moved away. She does try to pursue music herself. Has an album lined up but she doesn’t feel ready to put it into the world yet.

- A friend from out of state gave her her first tattoo in his garage. Since then she’s been interested in learning but doesn’t know how to practice back in Moralton. Is saving up for a machine.

- Hates the cold and cold weather, she’s always bundled up when it hits below 60 and it always complaining about how cold it is until the weather warms up

- But she loves rainy days.

- Her mom tried to sign her up for an after school Christian youth program but Stephanie always ditched to go hang out around town with Kim and others.

- She uploads song covers to Youtube when she has time, and has amassed a huge following

- She likes snapchat as well, she can keep in touch with out of state or online friends easier, it makes her feel more connected to people in similar situations

- Her first guitar wasn’t the best quality, but it’s one of her favorites for the sound, she covered the entire face with stickers and intricate drawings

#moral orel #clay puppington #bloberta puppington #orel puppington #reverend putty #headcanon #most of this is projection lol

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febreze-bottle-without-febreze · 1 year

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Here are some Shaw pack headcanons

Marie has a picture of younger Milo and Asher when they first got their powers in a dog cage

Christian and Sweetheart were taller than Tank before they left to Washington and decided to have a random ass grow spurt and come back almost as tall as David

Sweetheart is very strong, they can pick up David when his shifted with no effort which is pretty impressive but my sweetheart oc has a little bit of a temper that was way worse when they were younger and you can ask David a pissed off sweetheart is not something you want to mess with

Asher has a video of Milo Sweetheart Darlin and David crushing watermelons with their thighs that he posted on the Shaw Security's official twitter that everyone went crazy over he sadly had to remove it

Sam and Milo can both pick up their mates without a sweat which surprises them because sweetheart and Darlin are pretty tall compared to Milo and Sam

The first time Sam said he can pick them up Darlin thought he was bluffing until he did it and they were a blushing mess

Darlin "yeah right I think you have a little too much confidence in your vamp strengt-"

*Sam cut off Darlin by picking them up bridal style*

Sam "You were saying" *sam said with a smirk*

The first time Milo picked up Sweethearts was just cause they wouldn't take a break from working

Milo "Sweetheart ya need to take a break your going to over work yourself"

Sweetheart "Milo I'm fine just a few more minutes and I'll be done"

Milo "have it your way then" *milo said wall tossing Sweethearts over he's shoulder*

Sweetheart "MILO GREER!! if you don't put me down this instead!!!"

Milo "I'm not listening I'm not about to stand here and watch my mate work themselve to death"

Milo can pick up Sweetheart with ease but if anyone else trys to pick them up they'll go limp in their arms and make it super difficult for the person to pick them up

My Sweetheart oc has a southern accent which to say Darlin has a thing for southern accents

David weirdly doesn't know Spanish with is weird because most of the Shaw packs first or second language is Spanish (Angel is teaching him Spanish)

Asher Babe Angel Sweetheart Darlin and Chrissy have weekly or monthly sleepovers were they gossip about pack drama and watch crappy ripoff movies

Sweetheart and Chrissy were a little salty when Darlin showed up to their first park meeting scenes being back saying they made a new friend that was helping them look for Quinn because they would consider themselves two of Darlin's best friends and they weren't going to let some random Solaire vamp(aka sam) Darlin only met a few days or mouths ago take that away from them

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windhamsrotunda · 1 year

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***windhamrotunda's most popular fics masterlist***

author's note: I promised you all a most popular fics masterslist, so here it is. Please note that there are a few smut fics in here, so the "*" symbol after the link will be marked as nsfw! There will be the names of the characters right before the link. Also, if you have any questions / or just want to show your support (reblogs help a lot but I don't mind the likes!), that would be great! P.S. let me know in a dm if the links do not end up working and I will get right to fixing this post! - shar?

RHEA RIPLEY

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/713885490460459008/rhea-ripley-x-female-reader-fluff-headcannon

EDGE / CHRISTIAN CAGE FICS | HEADCANONS (MOSTLY SMUT!!)

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/691686296826052609/only-hell-comes *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/706662486289563648/pairing-christian-cage-x-female-reader-in-her *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/697041469565976576/kinktober-day-2-thigh-riding-edge *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/692599148356239361/pairings-edge-x-female-reader-x-christian *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/688048831216140288/can-you-do-a-soft-but-dominating-edge-smut *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/680481982208147456/dream-of-me-edge-wwe-pairings-edge-wwe-x *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/660447166951800832/the-fault-in-our-rated-r-superstars-an-edge

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/706403894426845184/pacify-her-cc

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/684256194092744704/can-you-do-brood-edge-smut-x-reader *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/680839272661696512/daddy-issues-christian-cage-pairings-christian *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/660702076523954176/title-the-fault-in-our-rated-r-superstars-part

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/681613545986768896/edge-wwe-short-headcannon *

BRAY WYATT

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/698239409647190016/dont-die-for-me-brother-bray-wyatt

90s! BRET HART

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/685186227378503680/i-only-have-eyes-for-you-bret-hart *

RANDY ORTON

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/678551703051714560/cigarette-daydreams-ro

ROMAN REIGNS FICS | HEADCANONS (THE "*" CONTAINS SMUT!!)

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/658276073142976512/my-boyfriends-back-and-hes-cooler-than-ever *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/660237165575520256/now-playing-romans-room-roman-reigns *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/702112416203489280/yours-truly-roman-a-roman-reigns-oneshot *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/685913142791946240/red-roman-reigns-headcannon-pairing-domroman *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/649559300566581248/roman-reigns-you-look-even-better-than-the *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/678567305307996160/acknowledge-the-bloodline-h-e-r-e-i-a-m-c-h

WARDLOW (AEW) FICS | HEADCANON(S)

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/689520309119877120/mr-mayhem-would-like-to-see-you-now-wardlow

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/690238247877640192/short-ass-imagine-i-suddenly-made-up-in-my-head *

CHRIS MOTIONLESS (MIW)

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/688156808176664576/with-those-angel-eyes-chris-m *

https://windhamsrotunda.tumblr.com/post/687458524444409856/car-rides-at-midnight-with-chris-from-love-chris *

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