#corvus thoughts™

[daysofnights]

sirius not realising that his relationship with regulus is broken until he tried to talk to him and gets the face and voice he uses with everyone else

#is this anything #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #corvus thoughts™ #marauders era

[crvida]

people are so happy, nay thrilled, to bodyslam you out of the way when you’re using a cane

#i dont have a tag for this #uhh #corvus thoughts™ #cane user #saying nay is really fun

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotcanon]

"My sons are all finding their own spouses, and not once have I gotten a fucking wedding invitation. Would I go? No, but it would be nice if my children at least sent one."-The Emperor on the throne, using a text to speech device to vent to whoever is listening

I feel like he'd do some crazy Warp shit at Guilliman's wedding, though. Because he's the ultimate Ultratroll.

He'd think some of them (read: some like Magnus, Lorgar, and Corvus) getting married would be fucking hilarious just 'cause he never thought he'd see the day they'd actually tie the knot, much less get a spouse who tolerates their bullshit.

If it were to have happened, Big Daddy E would've outright crashed Fuckin' Horus™'s wedding because fuck him, he crashed his father's Imperium.

And he'll insist on giving Dorn away because why the fuck not?

#warhammer 40k #wh40crack. #emperor of mankind #lmao

[morgana-ren]

How do the Bastard Four™ celebrate their world's holidays? With or without a girl involved, your choice.

Oh good god it can get real fucking weird.

Alright, so, naturally, it depends per holiday. Christmas is VASTLY different than, say, Valentine's day. A lot of it depends on how much they care for you. If it's your first year with them? Whew boy.

Keep the fuck away from Valentine's Day, Christ on a cross, keep away from Valentine's day. If you're going to choose a day to try to run away, Valentine's day is a good one-- but it might not help. They'll just make you do it on the 15th or whatever.

Reaver uses any and all holiday as an excuse to demand the nasty, sick, atrocious, degrading sex he wants (not that he doesn't do that anyway but you know.) Christmas? It's his present. Hannukah? It's his present. Independence day? Pay him tribute, you wouldn't be celebrating it without rich pricks like him. St. Patricks day? He doesn't know what Ireland is but he's happy to get drunk and make you suck him like a lollipop. (He doesn't know what most holidays are but he will abuse it anyway. Any excuse to spend money.) Don't forget his birthday. Basically any excuse he can. That's just who he is. Any excuse for sex and getting absolutely trashed and spending absurd amounts of money doing it.

If he really likes you, he will dote on you. You'll be getting some really expensive, lovely things (which honestly you get a lot of anyway because he buys your affection) but by God, at what cost. Later on down the line when he's grown very attached, Reaver will make a whole deal of your birthday or Christmas or any holiday where he has an excuse to show off. He will make it a point to 'outdo' the others. He will spend millions to make you like him better than the others. When he is trying to genuinely express himself, he will make you something. He'll give you the most beautiful painting you've ever seen like it's nothing and hide the fact that he painted it just for you.

Astarion has, like, no idea about holidays outside of what Corvus tells him. He's not religious and he's never particularly cared either. He will happily abuse them like the others, however. He's the most likely to be nicer about it, especially over the others, because he's a manipulative shit and he knows the others are going to go nuts and he could be favored if he plays his cards right. He realizes it could be an important day. He will get you presents and what not, but he expects something in return, obviously. He will get just as weird with it as the other ones if they really encourage him, but sometimes he's going to deliberately try to antagonize you so you snap and start acting up in the hopes that the others toss you to him to 'discipline.' That's his present. He could be the sweetest, or he could be the fuckin' worst.

Astarion doesn't buy affection like Reaver does, but he will steal some money from Reaver to get you something nice that he thinks you'll like if it's a gift giving holiday. He's less flash and more thought. Mostly he, like the others, uses holidays as an excuse to get closer to you or to get something he wants. But once he really loves and cares about you, he will use it to express his feelings for you in ways he normally wouldn't. He struggles with gifts but he's going to try to get you something that you would enjoy.

Ilya doesn't understand modern holidays. At all. He understands religion. He remembers his old one. But considering he's a devil and so is Corvus, and they literally know what is on the other side, he doesn't understand what the point is in pretending. That being said, he will humor you if you believe it's important, mostly because he finds it fascinating and he tucks it away in his mental catalog. He will exchange gifts and pleasantries but mostly it's just a study. He, like all of the others, will abuse holidays, but he's a bit... weirder with it.

If he genuinely likes you, he will get you something he knows you truly want or enjoy. His presents are always a bit more 'meaningful' to the point you might actually be surprised he even knows. He favors books and trips for memories and other things that have lasting impact. He will abuse holidays for sex as well, but the way he sees it, he's doing that anyway. It's just a game to him.

With Corvus, it depends. Are you actually religious? Because if you are, he will observe it, but he gets very very weird about it. He's going to twist words and scriptures and do an in-depth deep dive into your religion so he can 'punish' you if you slip up. He genuinely believes your God is inferior to his, but religious girls get his rocks off, even if they're only religious by blood. He's going to pull the whole 'submit to your husband' shit and things of that nature. Holidays are an excuse for him to exercise different forms of depravity that he doesn't always get to. That's really only part of it. Truth is, he's going to take control of the day and manipulate it to get whatever he wants out of it. He just also has an overpowering religious fetish.

Like all of the guys, when he actually loves you, he's likely to be a bit softer. He will use certain holidays to express his love for you in ways he won't usually throughout the year. He can be genuinely kind and thoughtful. Family and spending time together are very important, so he's the most likely to get into the 'spirit' of the holiday by trying to make everyone spend time and be nice-- sometimes at your expense. But Corvus is remarkably observant and you might be surprised at just how incredibly thoughtful he can be. There's going to be something you want desperately, and while you won't ever get what you truly want (freedom) but he'll get you something so touching you might cry. This is a double-whammy for him.

Ultimately, this is just a quick rundown and really, it heavily depends per holiday. If there's a particular holiday or guy or whatever else have you have in mind, let me know.

When it comes to just regular holidays without an object of affection, they don't always celebrate. Corvus will say it's his birthday same as he always does when there's something he wants. Astarion won't know what day it is until you tell him. Reaver will go all out and be extravagant but that's not because he's observing the holiday, he's just being a cock. Ilya will just go "Huh. Okay." The only holidays that matter in that house are Banite holidays, which Corvus is extremely pious about. He will make Reaver and Astarion observe, because they technically converted to get him to shut up about it.

#morgana and friends #ilya the bastard #the bastard three (four)

[daysofnights]

while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so

#corvus thoughts™ #wolfstar #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #loser remus #popular sirius

[daysofnights]

hogwarts students switching ties with their partner on valentines day if they’re in different houses

the teachers tried to stop it as a uniform violation but eventually gave in when the head boy was seen wearing a green scarf and the head girl a blue one

#marauders #corvus thoughts™ #valentines day #marauders era #jegulus #james potter #pandalily #pandora #lily evans #tbh i would love this with any ship #but those two came to mind for lily and james #regulus black

[daysofnights]

regulus that needs an emergency contact for smth (work, maybe?), realises he doesn’t have anyone to put down but assumes itll never be needed anyway so he puts down the only phone number he knows (his estranged older brother’s)

sirius that gets a call one day that his brother was in an accident and has to put off processing that regulus left their parents and put him down as an emergency contact even after so many years of not talking because his little brother needs him

#idk is this anything #corvus thoughts™ #sirius black #regulus black #marauders #marauders era

[daysofnights]

i love horcrux hunting aus where regulus shows up incredibly injured at someones house after the cave and theres slow emotional bonding while he heals and helps them but a version where he shows up when he needs help with the horcruxes and then disappears again until next time because he knows he can’t do it alone so he never stays with them and never gets actual help for his injuries past a basic spell/potion and only when theyre finished finding the last horcrux or maybe after an ambush or fight while trying to get a horcrux he collapses from exhaustion and only then do they realise how badly hes been taking care of himself and its basically the first au but with regulus going through it for a bit longer

#corvus thoughts™ #also the guilt of people who didnt realise #sooner #marauders #regulus black #marauders era #this could be with #eventual #jegulus #or #jegulily #or just with sirius #as a brother angst thing #marauders au #sirius black

[daysofnights]

james that never naps because he feels like hes wasting his day and can never fall asleep starts dating regulus who naps like its training for the olympics and the journey where regulus essentially forces james to be a body pillow for his naps until it becomes routine

#had a great nap today #10/10 #marauders #corvus thoughts™ #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #marauders era #thinking of how incapable of having siestas i was as a child #to napping every day

[daysofnights]

smth smth sirius fucking james when he comes home after a night with a girl

#corvus thoughts™ #i thought of this in my sleep #like genuinely had the thought and in my sleep was like #i should send this as an ask to ____ #i will not be saying who lmao #weird fucking dreams these days #i dont even like prongsfoot that much #which makes it weirder #like im indifferent to it #i get its appeal #but i dont get the like brain happy from it #prongsfoot #james potter #sirius black #prongsfoot is the ship name right #have i made that up #marauders

[daysofnights]

i love giving characters cool canes but i genuinely believe remus would have the oldest, most horrifically scratched, barely grips the floor anymore cane ever and refuse to get a new one until someone else has to give in and gift him one

#corvus thoughts™ #remus lupin #i got a new cane 😌 #which prompted this thought #i feel like sirius would give him a rlly detailed one #that fits his aesthetic #and remus would never get rid of the other one #and would just never replace the bottom of it #for some reason #keep it at the back of a closet somewhere ‘just in case’ #but /sirius/ gave him this one #so obviously he has to use it now #cane user remus #wolfstar #sirius black

[daysofnights]

jegulily but they’re all poly and it takes them a truly horrific amount of time to realise they’re dating the same people

#corvus thoughts™ #jegulily #james potter #regulus black #lily evans #poly james potter #poly regulus black #poly lily evans #idk why is aay theyre all poly #thats implied #i just mean theyre not like a throuple/triad #its three separate relationships

[daysofnights]

remus that works in IT and sirius that saw him helping someone else with their computer fell in love and immediately pretended to be the most technologically incompetent person in existence so he can keep seeing remus

#corvus thoughts™ #marauders #i need it to be known that remus does not pick up on the blatant flirting #or fact that sirius is clearly really good with tech #and is constantly having an it crowd moment #sirius is so despondent whenever anyone else from it goes #that they all picked up on the crush #and all pretend to be busy when sirius needs help #this is not how IT works #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar au #marauders modern au

[daysofnights]

remus that sometimes wears cardigans around the house and nothing underneath them and sirius that kind of trails along behind her but is also incapable of holding a conversation for absolutely no reason stop laughing remus

#marauders #corvus thoughts™ #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #lesbian wolfstar #i mean that shes wearing a cardigan but no bra or shirt #shes still wearing jeans or whatever lol #dont think i wrote that well

[daysofnights]

sirius and regulus avoid looking at each other because all they see is someone they could have been

#my other angst post is still getting notes #and im kinda enjoying the replies and reblogs haha #so here ya go #another one #i have so many #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #regulus black #corvus thoughts™

[daysofnights]

hear me out noble regulus bodyguard james and thief lily

#i would honestly love any variation of this #but the trope of thief and noble #the trope of thief and bodyguard #and the trop of bodyguard and person theyre guarding #are all so good #and then i was like #wait #polyamory #what about pirate rather than thief even #marauders #corvus thoughts™ #jegulily #regulus black #james potter #lily evans