#dad came back with the milk

[iooiu]

i miss these bozos 

#found out through the power of turtlepedia that karai is 5'9 and promptly passed out #these turtle losers r out here being 5 feet and then theres this absolute queen #its cuz her dad came back with milk but it was evil milk smh #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #leonardo #michelangelo #raphael #donatello #idk should i put nicknames in? hehe ofc #leo #donnie #raph #mikey #karai #u can tell shes my fav but its a flex for me #i missss them sm sm sm i want them back!!! bring them back!!! i wanna see them in rottmnt so bad!!! #where is our dimension swapping ep at nick?? #still salty ab this #kk im done #eldest of five

[smoshroomss]

Happy birthday to Anthony Padilla and Anthony Padilla ONLY

#smoshblr #smosh #anthony padilla #☀️🔍 #happy birthday dad who came back after buying some milk

[luke-shywalker]

chewbacca: yeah, and then i swore a life debt to han solo—

malla, his wife: and then you WHAT

#chewbacca #malla #honey i’m the lifest debt you’re EVER gonna get #lumpy: my dad went out to get blue milk and never came back #star wars

[slavonicrhapsody]

My friend said Ranni is just an emo girl stuck with her brony gymbro and her reddit user “scalie who’s into vore” brothers and I have never known peace, they just out here living life after their dad went to get the milk and never came back

STOP I read this with a migraine at like 1am and it made me wheeze laugh out loud. extremely real and accurate

#asks #elden ring #their dad went to get the milk and never came back…… #ranni #rykard #radahn

[twostepstyless]

This has finished me off in ways I can’t explain, I big fat miss Harry 🥺

#I miss him :( #its starting to feel like ​dad popped out for a pint of milk energy and never came back #🥺❤️ #tiktok post

[squig-s]

If only he knew what that speech bubble would one day say. Happy Anthony forever! 🔍

#smosh #anthony padilla #ianthony #ian and anthony #anthony padilla and ian hecox #ian hecox #smosh games #smosh pit #they bought smosh #Dad is back #Dad came back with the vegan milk #Smosh now has abandonment issues tho

[depressed-emoji]

i love roblox humour

#found this today #cackling #roblox #weird roblox games #roblox games #random #weird #idk #dad #dad went to the store to get milk...never came back. he was a chad for trying 🇹🇩 #46 #46 different achieveable endings #FORTY-SIX #ffs

[belle--ofthebrawl]

In the hell on wheels au, Terra consistently refers to any picture of Ivy pre-transition as her ex husband to the point where new people genuinely believe she's gone through a divorce instead of standing by and supporting her partner and having a really bad sense of humor.

#Mountain just tells people his dad went out for milk and never came back. #ivy tries to be mad but she can't because it's the truth and also really funny.

[todayisafridaynight]

Sohei 🤝 Kazama: Bad dads

who even IS a good dad in this series like who even is a dad that we can all look at and go 'now THATS a good dad right there'

#snap chats #this is a trick question of course. i ALWAYS mean arakawa is number one peepaw in my heart #but fr like date / the florist / yuta's bitchass dad...... #a good dad is hard to come by in this series...... and when we do he gets dumped in the fucking BAY GOD DAMMIT #see every time i want to call jo a good dad i hear my bestie come from the top rope with 'he put a baby in a locker' #CAUSE ITS AN AWKWARD MOMENT NOW INNIT. TERRIBLE start to fatherhood and being gone for five years is ALSO p rough #like its such a paradox because yes jo was there for near four decades for masato when he didnt have to #but he was also the reason why he had to be there for masato yk what i mean. also Thats His Kid #hes not a step dad he's the dad that came back with the milk ykwim #I THINK credit should be accredited when its due like at least he was ready to sacrifice the rest of his life to make up for his mistake #and its not like he thinks he'll ever be forgiven by. Whatever Entity decrees someone is forgiven or not #so its not like he'd even call himself a good dad ☠️☠️ #so yk what. im gonna put him in the Ironically A Solid Dad corner #at least until rgg gives me the househusband special where jo gotta babysit masato for a day... yeah id pay for that #most of these tags are about jo what the fuck else is new. he stimulates my brain leave me alone #i dont wanna talk about kiryu being a dad i already know there's a sniper light on the back of my head #my point is rgg is gooddadphobic

[krisptoaster]

Just now, fresh from discord:

@fandomshmandom69

#Blue your dad came back from getting milk #It means something at this point #Just call it a feeling #hm?

[meowmeowmessi]

lionel scaloni is like a father to me

#i love him and his tracksuits and his fatherly ways HES MY DAD WHO ACTUALLY CAME BACK FROM HIS MILK RUN

[sunmisbf]

please 😭

#this is about the home w wayv episode btw #i haven’t watched it yet but i saw a clip of grandma xiaojun backing it up to bounce back n a clip of dad yangyang saying he’s going to go #get milk n mom kun pulling him back n told him the last time he said that he never came back #n hendery said the last time he said that he was 2 n he came back when he was 5 like stopppp not the absent father jokes 😭 #.txt

[reestallized]

Walking Christmas tree

#Hilbert and Hilda went to buy milk and never came back #n harmonia #pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon n #pokemon bw #pokemon black and white #fr hes literally a walking Christmas tree just look at him #a friend of mine after i drew that said Hilbert and Hilda went to buy milk and never came back thats extreme dad energy over there

[velkyr]

I am visiting my two distant cat children yippee ❤️

#I feel like their estranged dad at this point idk #sorry kids went out for milk and never came back #z posting

[lucy-the-demon]

My dad returned with the milk!

#acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh dr shrunk #Dr shrunk #animal crossing dr shrunk #dr shrunk is my dad #my real dad still looking for the milk though #but dr shrunk came back with the milk

[sorcerorkller]

---@chimarrow

Megumi. It meant blessing. Typically a feminine name, he nonetheless christened it to his newborn son at the time, to which his wife happily agreed with. There was a time he forgot that he was the one who gave that boy his name, but he remembers it clearly now.

Keeping himself out of his son's life was itself, a blessing. Megumi didn't need someone like him in his orbit. It was better that way. But fate, as it turns out, had other plans.

"Hey, boy. Have we met somewhere before?" Have they? The kid did look familiar. Dammit, there's that foggy part of his memory again. And the uniform... a Jujutsu High student? Oh, they were here too, then.

"A jujutsu sorceror eh? Guess you guys found your way here too, somehow. Guess this isn't hell after all."

#chimarrow #chimarrow 01 #dad came back from getting milk from the store all those years ago