#detective shapiro

[kairithemang0]

I'M JUST SAYING I TOTALLY SHIP MELISSA AND WOMAN

But also Shapiro and Bailey should win here

#starkid #melissa tgwdlm #woman hatchetfield #detective shapiro #officer bailey #hatchetfield #hatchetfield death match 2 #team starkid

[teranobriss]

leaving this here

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid #npmd spoilers #bryce charles #curt mega #detective shapiro #officer bailey #workin boys #officer bailey starkid

[ruthflemwad]

hey hatchetfield text post fans guess who watched npmd.

#npmd spoilers #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #ruth fleming #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #jason jepson #kyle clauger #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #hatchet town #hatchetfield #starkid #detective shapiro

[blondephenobarbitol]

there's range and then there's whatever the fuck Curt Mega and Bryce Charles are doing because my brain registers these as six different actors.

#like I always understood they were the same people but it just clicked??? #anyway #bryce charles #curt mega #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #nightmare time #nmt #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #detective shapiro #officer bailey #douglas keane #duke keane #kyle clauger #brenda npmd #hatchetfield #starkid

[richielipshitz]

underrated npmd line delivery: shapiro saying "what the FUCK??" when she sees max as a ghost

#it kills me every time its so funny #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #detective shapiro #starkid

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Do they wear a watch? (NPMD)

Richie: Obviously we're starting with him, and yes, he does wear a watch. He used to have a sailor moon watch, a Pokémon watch, a few more anime, but now he just has a black and blue, waterproof digital watch, since those ones were too fragile (ie, people kept breaking them)

Ruth: She has a watch but it's broken. She wears it every day and constantly forgets it's broken.

Pete: Absolutely he does. He has a waterproof analog watch that he has to stare at for at least 30 seconds to read, but he does have it.

Steph: She doesn't have a watch, but she will yank Pete's wrist to read his.

Grace: She generally doesn't wear a watch, but she does wear one to church so that she doesn't have to pull her phone to check the time.

Max: No, but he for some reason keeps looking at his wrist as if he does. Like, he'll pull up his sleeve and everything, and then realise he doesn't wear a watch and has to pull his phone.

Shapiro: She absolutely wears a watch. No explanation needed.

Bailey: He used to wear a watch, but the strap broke after a rough kerfuffle.

Jason: He wants one but forgets to buy one

Kyle: He thinks watches are stupid

Brenda: She has a smart watch

Stacy: She thinks watches are ugly

Solomon: He wears a watch, and so does Miss Tesburger. They make sure they're synced up every week.

#time is a very precious thread in the fabric of the universe #it deserves its own tool of measurement #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #general john mcnamara #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #ruth fleming #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #max jagerman #detective shapiro #officer bailey #jason jepson #kyle clauger #npmd stacy #npmd brenda #solomon lauter

[wigglyscardigan]

hey guys!!

#starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #peter spankoffski #detective shapiro #text post #hf textposts <3 #kaz talks in an empty theater

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

#the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #grace chasity #ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #starkid #starkid npmd #team starkid #detective shapiro #npmd

[starkidsdaily]

More of them because yes

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #jon matteson #lauren lopez #angela giarratana #mariah rose faith #joey richter #kim whalen #curt mega #bryce charles #trevor lipschitz #officer bailey #miss mulberry #caitlyn npmd #ruth fleming #will branner #max jagerman #detective shapiro

[itsdefinitely]

happy new year! if you want to could you please draw detective shapiro?

sorry

#id in alt text #detective shapiro #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #definitely art #i tried to make a serious drawing but this kept popping into my head #also happy new year!! (i am five days late)

[beanscool-excellent]

npmd (+ one nightmare time) as textposts and various other things part 3

sorry for the brief hiatus i was ~ill~

#back on my grace x steph bullshit #dont look at me. #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #nightmare time #time bastard #steph lauter #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #ted spankoffski #detective shapiro

[lilaclaly]

“on the ground bitch im a cop” it’s probably my favorite line in nerdy prudes must die

#and the way bryce delivers this line is soo funny to me #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #detective shapiro

[teranobriss]

General shoutout to Bryce Charles for being The Absolute Coolest™ in all her Starkid roles.

Her characters are all so unique and she has such an insane range of styles, plus her voice is CRAZY good.

So underrated, let's show her some love

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid #nightmare time #nmt #nmt2 #nmt 2 #nightmare time 2 #detective shapiro #workin boys #bryce charles #killer track #musicals #musical theatre

[stupid-starkid-headcannons]

My personal headcanon is that Pete and Ruth broke down as soon as they heard Richie died and missed everything after that in the office with Shapiro and Bailey, and Shapiro begins to think it's Steph and Grace.

Then, when she meets them in the woods, she fully believes Pete is a hostage. She's met him before when he went to report his brother's disappearance. She has a soft spot for the kid and feels like she has to protect him from the supposed Terrible Twosome

oh. i like this

#peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #detective shapiro #officer bailey #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid

[blondephenobarbitol]

"Sweetly ralphed when he saw it" is an absolutely wild thing to say in the first five minutes of NPMD. It implies that Richie Lipschitz's remains were so grotesque that it made the adulterous grandma-murdering kidnapper police sergeant Sam Sweetly vomit.

#he was ready to kill local six-year-old River Monroe #but Richie was his breaking point #Sam Sweetly #charlotte sweetly #detective shapiro #officer bailey #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #richie lipschitz #tgwdlm #jeff blim #jon matteson #zoey chambers

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Detective Shapiro: Teens these days, with their texting and their murder.

#source: supernatural #happy nov 5 #incorrect quotes #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #detective shapiro