#devil yaps

[devilh0rnsinc]

Do you know what I find the funniest thing? In Louigan fics, Rudy is often portrayed as the 'bad guy' or ex and in Roudise fics Logan is portrayed as the 'bad guy' or villain.

When in reality, we all know these boys would have nothing to do with each other! Even Louise would make sure of that. If Louise was with Logan I don't think he would ever hate Rudy or see him as a threat. And if it was the opposite, Rudy wouldn't certainly ever start anything with him.

A lot of the time it's mischaracterisation, and also the fact that we are writing about over-the-top characters that are like 9 and fictional. But it does make me laugh cause' I see it all the time.

Also random question:

If anyone out there does ship Chloe and Rudy, I just want to know why? Like genuinely! No hate! I really do want to know!

#devil yaps #bob’s burgers #roudise #louwheeze #louigan #i see the appeal of chloe/louise #but chloe/rudy??? #idk mannnnnn

[critterofthenight]

*Dean gets kidnapped*

Dean: i would run if i were you, my boyfriend's gonna be here soon

kidnapper: really? how would he know where you are?

Dean: because he's an angel

kidnapper: that's cute, but...

Dean: no. i mean he's literally an angel. from the Bible.

*angelic destruction noises*

Dean: good luck

#just a little scenario i cant get out of my head #inspired by the “but again i am the devil from the bible” clip iykyk #probably smth like this had already been done a 100 times and it might be funnier in my head but ima stop yapping #supernatural #spn #destiel #dean winchester

[scudevils]

it was at this moment john regretted being locker buddies with luke

#yapper gonna yap #new jersey devils #nhl #john marino #luke hughes

[vampiriccreature]

Dmc 3 Dantes design is AMAZING in a storytelling aspect but does NOT work outside of dmc3 AND I’M SICK OF SEEING IT USED IN CROSSOVER MEDIAS !!!!!!

Long ass yap under cut

Dante has always been one for over the top outfits and designs. In the dmc1 novel one of the first sentences is talking about how Dante is flamboyant. At the end of dmc3 we see he has his dmc1 outfit on with all the layers and vest and everything. NOT shirtless.

At the start of dmc3 bro was getting out of the shower, like you hear the water and the shower faucet. You see the water droplets and steam coming off of Dante. And when he answers the phone he says the shop isn’t open yet. Dude was having a lazy day.

Dante did not have time to put on a shirt, he wasn’t planning on going out anywhere or doing anything, he was just eating pizza and chilling. I see SO MANY people (including cannon media like the dmc3 manga) just assume he regularly does not wear a shirt…. like he does! he just didn’t have time to put one on before Arkhams bitchass showed up with his demons.

Don’t even get me started on those pants…. light brown has never been a part of Dante’s color scheme so light brown pants definitely seem weird right? Also he had no belt despite clearly needing one.

Like look at this render, you can see how far his hip is from his pants. He probably just threw on some old pair without thinking about it. And with no belt too, every other version of Dante has at LEAST one belt. So seeing Dante in light brown pants, alone with no belt is definitely strange.

Yet it WORKS SO WELL for the overall design in 3. Reducing the amount of black in his color scheme to better focus on the red and establish him as a much lighter character compared to Vergil ties in perfectly with the dark reflection trope Vergil and Dante play into.

The most iconic thing about Dantes design has always been that red coat. No argument there. So taking away the rest of Dantes more extravagant parts of his design to better focus on the coat is perfect especially for dmc3. Another thing that ties back into the dark reflection trope of Dantes and Vergil is that cutting down on Dantes design makes Vergil and Dantes personalities reflect in their designs so much more. Vergil is very well kept, with a much more complicated outfit and slicked back hair. So Dante being the opposite of that with a lack of shirt, pants that don’t match, no belt, etc. (while still being flamboyant with that red coat) shows their differences in maturity.

You look at this guy and you KNOW he put so much time and effort into his look. He exudes elegance and effort. Meanwhile Dante’s just thrown on a coat and called it a day.

My point is. This design is great for the storytelling aspect of dmc3 as well as the symbolism and metaphors in dmc3. However, we know Dante doesn’t usually dress like this. He wears shirts. So I get personally annoyed when I see Dante portrayed as that one dude who never wears a shirt. I head cannon that around the shop when he has nothing planned he won’t wear a shirt (saves money on the water bill cuz less laundry) but if he plans to go out or have the shop open or whatever, he’s putting on the full fit. Shirt, belt, coat, and plenty of other accessories.

Also here’s the second paragraph from the dmc1 novel cuz I just love how he’s described not only as flamboyant but also adorned with a lot of jewelry:

#dmc #devil may cry #dmc3 #devil may cry 3 #dante #vergil #dmc dante #dmc vergil #dante dmc #dante sparda #vergil dmc #vergil sparda #character design #media analysis #dmc analysis #dmc1 #Vampy yap session

[im-a-regular-joe]

Hear me out

Isn't Lucifer like eons old right. Like before beinging of the the world old and Lillith being the first woman is also as old as the earth billions of years old. RIGHT.

So in the common sense most married couples become a sexless realationship after 10-15 esspecially if they have children.

Okay so lets say that this is true in hell. And maybe it could be different caus they're all demons but... eons of having sex with the same person sound like a strech. (I reread that and I feel insnae)

Anyway what if and its just a hc but......

Lucifer is in the loosest term Celibate or maybye even ......

Demisexual?

Cause ey he's an old man and not to depreciate the name of horny old men. But hey this is just day 500 of me finding reasons for Radioapple to work.

Don't murder me

#hazbin hotel #devil #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #radioapple #appleradio #don't murder me #hear me out #just yapping

[dollita-fawn]

save me.

#yapping 🎀 #v dmc5 #devil may cry #devil may cry 5

[car-goes-brrr]

Back on my yap because I’ve wanted to mention this for a while

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From the way I see it, Mundus must’ve been obsessed with the Sparda twins, especially Vergil.

Firstly we know that Mundus is kind of a mad-scientist type because of him constantly making demons (all of dmc1 demons were made by him). Most importantly, Nightmare, he literally took a bunch of demons, slapped them into one and realised he created a monstrosity that could even kill him. So that proves the whole Mad Scientist thing.

Then, because Vergil wasn’t concealing his identity, unlike Dante, Mundus literally stalked this young boy, collected data on him and how he fights and created a clone of him (Gilver) who he then sent to attack Dante. Knowing that Mundus stalked Vergil for who knows how long, he definitely caught onto Vergil wanting to reach Sparda’s level of power. He’s definitely seen what Vergils true intentions are (to never feel the pain and weakness he did the night Mundus killed his mother), and realised how weak mentally Vergil was in that state. Maybe he knew that Vergil was going to make his way to the Underworld one way or another.

This brings on my next point. The Proto-Angelo’s show that Mundus had probably wanted Vergil under his control but needed the perfect armour to do that. I think that maybe he ordered Machiavelli to do that, since we know he created the armours. Going along with the Mad Scientist and Mundus’ obsession with God-likeness, he was probably a perfectionist and needed the armour to be exactly perfect to keep Vergil trapped within.

Quick mention: I know that the 2005 DMC1 comics aren’t canon. But it really intrigued me how in those comics, Mundus “adopts” Nelo-Angelo. Going as far as to call him son. Ofc Mundus is a villain, very manipulative and deceptive. But it took me by surprise for him to not only brainwash Vergil, but to also use his admiration towards his father against him and make him think Mundus is his father. Once again, the comics aren’t canon but maybe this part could be.

Long story short: Mundus is an obsessive creep but super interesting as a villain (like what do you mean the world was covered in snow when he was born????) and I wish we got to see more of him

#devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #dmc #dante #dmc5 #vergil #vergil sparda #devil may cry 1 #mundus #yapping

[diorsluv]

it just occured to me i never posted one for jack ummmm

NOT THE LOML BUT STILL A LIL CUTIE ITS HIS BDAY TOO ‼️‼️

#dior yaps #jack hughes #i just went through my camera roll and found pics of him #new jersey devils

[scr3wu9]

the tragedy of akiangel to me is that they were both independently doomed by the narrative before they even met. it’s not like only one of them was doomed and the other would have to live on alone, or their relationship to each other doomed them. they were always going to end up on the beach. in a universe where the events that led to that moment didn’t happen, they likely never would have met. THAT’S what makes them so tragic.

#i could yap about this for so long #in order for them to be happy they have to never meet #this is why they make me miserable #csm spoilers #csm #akiangel #aki hayakawa #angel devil #j yaps

[ianitegal56]

I was watching Jordan's VoDs for sdmp which is admittedly rare for me because I don't watch much lately but what the heck. The scene in the basement of the HOA got me feeling so major Mianite brain worms?? Led into a dark basement surrounded in smoke and dripping lava and opening the conversation with what deity or god are you worshiping after saying you prayed for this fucks with my brain. An AU where Jschlatt is being controlled by the Shadows unknowingly and tempting Sparklez into evil is running wild. The mini tangent episodes before about doing yearly rewatches hit but the hoa basement scene??? That's not leaving my head for a while. There's now just this mental image of a weakened Ianite with glowing eyes staring at Sparklez from his farm area above his house at night that is just *there* now.

#ianite #mianite #mcyt #captainsparklez #sdmp #jschlatt #the brain worms going crazy #THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY IS SO CLOSE #I'm yapping #leave me alone #World Historian got me messed up #The entire saga of Ianite following Sparklez through other series like an angel/devil over the shoulder lives with me honestly #i got vibes though from this smp #smp

[devilh0rnsinc]

SPOILERS FOR NEW BB EP:

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I really REALLY see Louise either working in true crime or detective work (FBI Agent 👀) Or as a film director. It's set in my mind now.

I love the direction they're going for with Louise.

BUT

Can they please focus on Gene or Tina next! We've had A LOT of these episodes centred around Louise and It's just getting a bit samey now. I might be alone with that but that's just how I feel.

Either way, the new episode was really cute! And seeing Logan again was fun, his dynamic with his mum is hilarious.

And this may be the British in me, but that was a very good sort-of Mother's Day episode, which in the UK is March 10th!!

Overall a solid 7.5/10

(Cause B plot disappointed me a little :/)

#bb spoilers #bobs burgers spoilers #devil yaps #i loved this ep! #season 14 has been pretty good #only one episode left now :((( #IMAGINE IT WAS THE BIG STEIBLITSKI AAAAH ID DIE HAHHA

[philsdrivinglicence]

Me watching every upload twice in a row then scrolling the phan tag for 2 hours pausing only to go back and watch sections of the same video again:

I am mentally unwell but I am stable, I am mentally unwell, but I am stable. I AM MENTALLY UNWELL BUT... I am stable.

#phan #im sooooooo normal you guys #you dont even understand #what do you mean I was up at 5am watching old Vyous #something something #what were you doing at the devils sacrament #dan and phil #yapping #dnp

[killerkillerkillher]

Expect some Bound to Fall in Love within the next 24 hours. This episode is alotta lore, a hint of crackishness (I hesitate to say crack bc comedy is subjective, but yall seem to think me funny LOL), and getting this out the way will open room for a few other ideas I was cooking up within the au like (and not limited to):

● obligatory jealousy episode. B/c what do you mean they have to share you???

● reader maybe/probably/almost dies again but the boys aren't ready for that yet (they might be enjoying the time they have with you here on earth, but don't tell them I said that)

● "Kids, this is how I met your daddy, and your da, and your pops, and your other dad." (Reader babysits and the boys get baby fever)

● lore, lore, lore. (The boys knew each other when they were alive obviously (but they don't quite remember that (you thought I was just getting silly???) (I'm a lore WHORE unfortunately)))

● the introduction of Priest!Graves. I have a feeling he won't be the biggest fan of you or your "friends".

● kissing, kissing, and falling in love. (Boys relearn what it is to cherish the fragile, finite experience that it is to live as a human)

● they meet your family.

● reader probably accidentally kills someone again. You just can't help being a sinner.

Anyway, those are just some ideas I have. Not saying they will all happen, but ya know🤷🏽 we'll see. If yall favor any of these lemme know.

And don't worry, Priest!Graves is most likely appear :D👍🏼

#angel/devil au #I'm just yapping

[vampiriccreature]

I think that Vergil has done even more horrible things that we don’t know about in his pursuit of power. Like what was he doing between the ages of 8-19? Atrocities beyond human comprehension is my best guest.

Vergil has shown time and time again to be so consumed with his fear and feeling of abandonment that he will push away anything that seems too “human” or “weak.” He pushed down his emotions and human half, only referring to himself as a demon. He pushed away Dante when he tried to save him at the end of 3, slicing his hand to make sure Dante couldn’t have a chance at grabbing Vergil and saving him. He ignored fear and survival instincts and fought Mundus despite having a full day of fighting and getting defeated by his brother already.

Vergil is not a smart character because he’s so irrational from his fear and greed. He wants power and he doesn’t want to be hurt. Yet it’s so self-destructive. His greed and desperate attempt to chase away his fear caused his downfall. So with this lack of rational thinking, who knows what he’s been driven to do in his past. He’s probably killed, hurt, and destroyed so much more then we know.

As we learned in 5 and Visiojs of V however, we know Vergil is really just a scared 8 year old boy who wants his mother to save him. He just wants to be protected and loved, a very human desire.

So when I think about the “what if” situation where Vergil knew he had a child, it makes me wonder what he’d really be like.

I don’t think he’d abandon Nero. He may push down his emotions and only focus on his pursuit of power but that all stems from his supposed abandonment as a child. So to do to his own kid what was done to him? Just doesn’t make sense. He may have periods where he’ll try to leave but he’ll always come back.

So driven by his own fear of what happened to him and recognizing that Nero is only 1/4th demon he would have Nero start training the MOMENT he could walk. He wouldn’t be a very emotional father, especially if it was just him. Maybe if raising Nero caused him to reconnect with Dante he would be forced to accept what happened to him and realize that Eva didn’t pick Dante over him. But even so, a lifetime of hatred, jealousy, and fear doesn’t just go away even if one discovers it was based in lies.

Vergil wouldn’t be a good father per-say, but if he knew he’d try his best in his own way. His own way being rigorous training and hard to communicate emotions but he’d try to make Nero feel protected.

#Dadgil #dmc #devil may cry #vergil #dmc headcannon #vergil dmc #dmc vergil #dmc analysis #media analysis #i hate those dudebros on reddit that claim that vergil hates nero or wouldnt be there to raise him even if he knew #its not just reddit dudebros actually #vampy yap session

[phineasgage]

sometimes brothers share a single, puck-shaped brain cell

#quinn hughes #jack hughes #canucks #vancouver canucks #devils #new jersey devils #nhl #yapping #Youtube #hits

[dollita-fawn]

ok dante is hot and what not… BUT V???

i am losing my mind.

#MrsWint3rs yapping 🎀 #v dmc5 #dmc5 #devil may cry