#dkjshfs

[bedrockbones]

Dark SBI murder au but Tommy's both the murder and the little shit

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it ///not accepting

tommys first kill had been an accident. it was a school bully who had pushed and pushed and pushed. they boy had seen tommy as an easy target. the foster kid. the transfer. the one with no friends and no allies. months of torment all came to a head when the boy had chased tommy halfway home after school until tommy decided...why is he running? he...doesnt really remember the fight. but he comes back to himself with a rock in his hand, the edge of it wet with blood and a still warm body by his feet he expects, as he hides the body, for the guilt or terror or shame to set in. it never does. all tommy feels is relieved. even- he feels good even. tommy realizes he doesnt have to be prey anymore. he could be the predator

he gets a new placement a few months later (no one ever finds the body. a nearby construction site with still drying cement takes care of that problem) and he starts experimenting. the thing is- all the cool murderers have a style. theyve got themes and-and calling cards and stuff. but tommy doesnt have any of that. is he supposed to? but nothing really calls to him and he doesnt want to force a style! thatd be even worse than not having one he should-experiment. yeah. study up on the big names. Azrael, Soot, and Protesilaus. Those guys are the best. theyve even got the cool killer names! he studies their kills. their MOs. and once hes ready, he tries them out. the first few are sloppy so he hides the bodies. he cant let people see that-those are embarrassing!- but once he has them down, he displays them in similar fashions when he sees on the news theories of the return of "The Angel" tommy almost cheers. people think he's Azrael! that must mean he did a good job!

when phil sees one of “his” kills on the news, he does a double take. because he remembers his kills. he studies his victims and he most assuredly did not kill this man but everyone seems to think he did and yes, listening to the details, seeing the set up and the victim choice, if phil were anyone else he could see how this copycat would be misconstrued as the real thing. but phil isnt anyone else and he would like to know who the hell is copying his kills? were they taunting him? some arrogant upstart trying to encroach on his territory?  he doesnt even know why hes so annoyed. he’s not wilbur. he doesnt care about fame. that’s not why he does this (though he loves his son and understands his motives. its a tough world out there, trying to make your mark on it is unforgiving.) still. the fact that people dont realize its a copycat and instead think this kill was the real deal...phils interest is peaked

technoblade knows phil is hunting the newbie. hes been on him for weeks now and still no sign of the copycat. it was funny at first-watching phil scramble after some rookie killer and somehow not catching him- but then the little brat started copying techno as well. and thats when all bets were off.

when wilbur heard about this, he had laughed at first. only to grow more offended as time goes on that whoever this killer is isnt copying his MO. does this asshole thing wilbur isnt on the same level as his father and techno? oh he’ll show that little brat the truth then.

tommy knows he’s being hunted and it is the best. azrael thinks hes enough of a problem to deserve being hunted? thats so cool! tommy needs to make this worth the man’s while! 

#this one was a struggle ngl dkjshf #ask #ask game #dark sbi #dark tommy #bones rattles

[canvas-blade]

So I may or may not have some feelings in regards to Arven

#arven #pokemon scarvi #pokemon violet #arven pokemon #pokemon #my art #art #mod s. #Canvas doodles #no I will not elaborate #i might elaborate DKJSHF

[thepinkseashell]

tagged by @saintmissile to post my lockscreen, last saved image, and last song (thank you scout!! :] ). with no pressure, im tagging @littlefangs @smfs @thekintsugikid @paramoreworld @raytoroapologist @gothdrpepper @bisexualgerardway @wintercrash + any other mutuals who feel like doing this!! you can say i tagged you. <3

#technically the last image i saved was that 'this post is about american cock band mcr' fire text gif but i figured that didnt count dkjshf #this was the last like Image image that i saved. and what an image it is .... <3 #this is silly but i like that my lockscreen is red and the last saved pic is black and white cause it kinda matches the album cover :3 #that wasnt on purpose but i just noticed it and im was like oooooo thats nice skjsjf #tag game

[scalpelsister]

TVBR units are a specialized sub-type of the more popular EULR unit, designed primarily for the delivery of messages, both in and off base. As such they are relatively social, and highly organized. Taubes are not fit for combat, but feature a relatively sturdy and lightweight frame, and can move at sustained higher speeds compared to other Replika units.

#this edit. took so long u guys. #its still a bit janky in some parts but. it was made with love. #signalis #sims #taube.tvbr #my post #ts4 #also no one @ me for the horrible german translation. ik its bad and makes no sense. in my defense i dont speak german and am bad at #acronyms to begin with dkjshf #im doing my best lmao

[so2uv]

my guitar string broke T-T

#💭. mutters ! #// the timing is so poor bc i actually have time to practice a bit this weekend #// and it broke dkjshf

[louisshomesharry]

anon 👁👄👁 I have the same theory about some here in contact with HSHQ or LTHQ lol they get different information and in exchange they speak well of the teams

dkjshfs I don't think their teams as they are now would ever want to cooperate with us.

But I do love a conspiracy 👀

#anons

[destinscelle]

sees a moe from simpsons liking that post.

yes hi. let us love u  too.

#dkjshfs #thats some crossover idea #B) #ooc;;

[citreai-a]

      @fortunesweep​ texted: hanako is here to make kissy faces, and give ...                                                 chocolate kisses. aha.  ☆ 1/3 

“  you’re  fuckin’  with  me  right  ?  i’m  not  kissin’  ya  dude  ...  ”  but  yet  it  was  the  rules  ,  maybe  he  could  get  around  it  though.  rummaging  through  his  bag  ,  pulling  out  an  old  ,  probably  melted  ,  chocolate  kiss.  it  was  better  than  nothing.  putting  it  in  the  other’s  hand  ,  a  slight  smirk  at  his  quick  thinking.  “  this  is  the  best  ya  get  ,  you’re  lucky  you  get  anything.  ” 

#🍋 ° ⋅⌞ ic.⌝ #🍋 ° ⋅⌞ ask.⌝ #( #lemon is going to flick him in the forehead #nene control ur ghost #DKJSHFS #)

[gunsatthaphan]

perth and talay make gaming videos together? 🥺 do you know where we can watch?

well not regularly but Perth was a guest in a few of Talay’s gaming videos! 

here’s the link to all of his videos and here is one with perth but I don’t think he actually appears lmao idk you might have to scroll a bit to find more videos. 

xxx

#perthtalay #i just spent a good 15 minutes trying to find his channel #searched high and low #until i figured out it was on facebook lmaoo #i thought he had a youtube channel dkjshf #RIP #Anonymous #ask #doreen answers

[txmholls-archived]

I WANT YOU

Cheeky, darling.

#( answered. ) #lmaooo he thanks you anon #also this gif is huge i'm sorry dkjshf

[nicholasbritel]

#wwditsedit #what we do in the shadows #humorgifs #bbelcher #userivonne #wwdits #wwdits fx #ruinedchildhood #sitcomedit #userrobin #myedits #i love this scene so much dkjshf

[motylheir]

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i’m not sure 

#ROBIN . arts #this seems wrong dkjshfs #idk hOW TO COLOUR

[disobligingly]

I'd like to see Kibito and Shin enjoying some kind of festival or celebration on a mortal world together, one where they've managed to get by unnoticed or somehow blend in with the natives, or at least the native inhabitants don't consider them strange, please!

There’s no particular reason for either of them to be there, the simple desire to enjoy something they otherwise might not ever see aside, and Shin wonders briefly how much the little getaway might be needed when it doesn’t take much effort at all to convince Kibito to go.

Luckily for the two of them, there are a fair number of races spread throughout their universe that share similar characteristics to them both, and it’s a simple matter to slip among them undetected and unnoticed, easing most of what anxiety on his part (and distrust toward others on Kibito’s) had managed to build up.

For the most part, that is.

A woman stops Shin briefly after they first arrive, grasping at his sleeve–which hadn’t impressed Kibito much, he noticed–to catch his attention, and he had braced himself for some sort of terrible comment… only for her to compliment the shade of his skin.(Apparently, he later found out, it’s common for her race to dye their skin for celebrations, and he makes a mental note to revisit what information he has on them when he’s back home.)

But afterward, they are left alone, traditional garb temporarily exchanged for the more simple robes the common folk of the land wear.

It’s all the typical fare: a boisterous festival, full of drink and song and dancing, to celebrate the seasonal harvest, and yet Shin finds himself particularly energetic, quickly making his way from stand to stand, almost as if baiting his attendant into following him.

He smirks as he hears those familiar footsteps behind him, something no doubt resembling a plea for him to be more cautious on the larger man’s lips, only for it to never be given voice when both of them stop.

“Kibito,” he begins, his voice light and playful. “I don’t know a whole lot about this particular race, but something I’ve managed to glean thus far is that they proud farmers for the most part. They take pride in the simplicity of their lives, keeping what they need and storing away what they do not. They’re cautious...”

His voice fades for a moment, his own gaze flicking toward the sky, only for him to speak up again when Kibito attempts to follow it.

“--and I tell you this for a number of reasons. To show you that more than a few mortals are indeed good, to show that there are similarities between us all, and--”

Interrupted by the booming of countless fireworks going off at once in the sky, Shin’s voice fades to nothing in an instant, and Kibito finds himself distracted by the jubilant chaos for a few seconds before snapping out of it and attempting to grab his master’s hand to make sure he’s okay.

But Shin isn’t there, and he turns from side to side as he tries to quickly catch sight of the other again -- only for the subject of his brief search to appear right in-front of him, hands at his shoulders and pressing a kiss to his lips.

It lasts for a handful of seconds (and they’re both fairly certain they hear the distant cry of ‘Get a room!’ from someone--not that either of them pay it any attention), but when it’s done, Shin’s hands remain on Kibito’s shoulders, clutching at the fabric of the other’s robes like he might fly off if he dares loosen his grip, his breathing slightly heavy.

Kibito almost doesn’t want to say anything, wary of showing what could be perceived as disrespect, but decides in the end that he ultimately must.

“Sir.. ... Was there more to that thought?”

He almost wishes he hadn’t even opened his mouth when that telltale-impish smile appears on his master’s face, the other’s eyes practically glittering as he clears his throat and replies simply with ‘No, I just wanted to see the look on your face’.

“Oh,” he adds on hours later, “And I lied. The last thing I wanted to say was that we ought to adopt some of their customs. I quite like the festivity of it all, and to top it off, you do look quite stunning when your face turns so red at something like a distracted kiss.”

Resigning himself to his fate of countless years of flustering and teasing, Kibito heaves a considerable sigh, only to blink when Shin holds one hand aloft for a few second to get his attention.

“This does mean we’ll have to go back many times, you know. Studying purposes and all that.”

If the knowing smirk Shin sports again tells him anything, Kibito can’t help but to think that the return journeys ahead of them might not be so bad.

#anonymous #ok i honestly tried but ive had trouble focusing on writing for a while tonight #which is why i strayed from the prompt and it also might read weird #sorry in advance dkjshf ill look at it to fix stuff later #tbd. #(maybe. in the event i end up deleting this i'll probably fix and repost it later)

[idoiot]

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#👀👀 #GIRL WTF #also the quality on the last two is dkjshf horrid #but bITCH TF #andi mack #andimack #am #amber #amber andi mack #ambi

[cafedanslanuit]

Also, since I see people asking… can I get a matchup too, please? I’m very curious 🥺 Aries sun, Aquarius moon, Capricorn rising

oh my god i closed the impromptu match-ups (i don't really know how they started?? dkjshf) but since we've been talking about signs and snk so much i can't really say no <3

you're also very balanced with a fire + air + earth combo! i would go with a leo (to go with your sun + moon) but a soft leo due to your cap rising. so my choice is definitely lovely reiner braun <3

#lovely dory #omg finally a mutuals tag <3 #allie answers