#do not tell me

[forgetlove]

adult yellowjackets x tumblr text posts

#yellowjackets #uh YEA my chronically on tumblr ass finally pulled thru #if u don’t think this is funny please. #do not tell me #lmao #van palmer #shauna shipman #misty quigley #lottie matthews #taissa turner #nat scatorccio #natalie scatorccio #yellowjackets season 2 #blood tw

[gummy-axolotl]

I still don't know what homestuck is 💪💥

#gummy says stuff #DO NOT TELL ME #I WILL DIE IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE

[thousand-winters]

""I think for him Cordelia is a sort of absolution," said Thomas. "If she loved him, he imagines it would fix everything broken in his life."

"I don't think love works that way," said Christopher, with a frown. "I think some people are suited for each other, and others aren't."

Christopher is the only one from the squad allowed to have opinions about love, actually /j

Clever boy, immune to the book genre he's trapped in... for now, hopefully going forward too.

#do NOT tell me #posting thoughts as I go #chain of thorns #chain of thorns spoilers #cot spoilers #christopher lightwood #the last hours #tlh #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc

[femmeidiot]

I have been on tumblr for my entire life but I don’t know what the shoelaces joke is and at this point I don’t want to know.

#Do not tell me

[vioisgoinginsane]

Me: *minding my own business*

My brain: hey. Remember when Gil said if he stopped conquering then he got no reason to exist? Don't you think that sounds like he believes he isn't much good for anything else even tho he's a literal genius? Now get emotional about it.

Me, suddenly emotional about it: SHUTUP!!!!! SHUT!!!UP!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN JUST DO TJAT!?!?!? I WAS LITERALLY FINE A SECOND AGO AND NOW I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE PUNCHED ME IN THE GUT!!!!!!!!!

#this man ain't good for my health actually #*trying not to cry* WHATCHA GONNA DO AFTER YOU CONQUER THE WORLD!?!?!!?!? DROP DEAD!?!?!?!!!??? IS THAT THE PLAN!???? #KANSJSMMSJWKSJSJWKEJ #DO NOT TELL ME #DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS #*trying not to cry* SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET A SINGLE TEAR OUTTA ME #nobody point out how even i know how ironic that sentence's gonna look in hindsight in the future #ikepri gilbert #overthinking the f outta gilbert

[sweetnekoheart]

WHAT DID I MADE IN ZEPETO THE OTHER DAYS-

Do NOT Tell Me

#zepeto #estella havisham #pip pirrup #what #what the heck #do not tell me #don't tell anyone #don't tell me

[birf]

guess I shouldn’t have skipped that whole “filler” gentle criminal stuff

#i have no idea who that man is #and I will continue to refuse to learn #do not tell me

[writingfanficsfan]

I just finished episode 6 of Copycat Killer on Netflix and I’m just wondering what the hell is going on because everything seems solved and the case seems done and tied with a neat little (bloody) bow around it but I still have 4 (FOUR!!) more episodes to go. 

#copycat killer #netflix show #do not tell me #i will find out myself #but im so curious

[hiramstolowitski]

is that the end of seward???

#do Not tell me #dracula daily

[cithaerons]

is the little princess willa? if i were logan roy i would leave clear instructions that my corporation be left to willa and that she transform it into a high camp art film indie media corporation. 

#succession spoilers #DO NOT TELL ME

[milfmaenad]

ok ok ok we've been through this.... but genuinely.... how does anyone go through childhood here (on the planet) and then come out of it thinking skinny people are legitimately discriminated against for being skinny

#sorry sorry going to prob delete this later i just had a really frustrating conversation #where a girl tried to convince me that i was/am so lucky for being fat #and like........ i was on and off meds for most of my childhood #and they fucked with my weight severely #so please trust me when i say that predjudice specifically is NOT something that happens to skinny people for being skinny #most 'anti-skinny' stuff is actually ableism or misogyny or toxic masculinity when you get right down into it #so please for the love of god #do not tell me #that my inability to purchase clothes for a reasonable price or get top surgery without losing weight #is the same as someone assuming a skinny person cant move a piece of furniture on their own #okay im done #delete later

[theoretical-tactician]

Okay, because Engage hits Awakening beats, I’m 99.99% certain that Alear has some fell dragon blood in them since that would explain their weird hair and shit. If I’m wrong, I riot.

#theo plays engage #it would be so funny if i’m right #Do Not Tell Me #i must experience this myself

[blueink3]

There are dumpster fires everywhere in the fandom so I am re-reading FN for the billionth time to escape all this mess. Thank you for being my safe space.

^me, fire-free and loving not knowing what's burning.

I'm so glad that's a safe space for you, though. I hope it continues to be. Take care of yourself. x

#favored nations #what the hell happened now? #do NOT tell me

[ursulaklegay]

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

#as a writer every time someone dms me saying thank you for what you do its like no THANK YOU for reading it and telling me #writing #art

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

#they would get along so well tho its ok #Noir is 90 yrs behind the times but he got the spirit #he can roll with us lmao 🤘🏽 #spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv fanart #atsv hobie #atsv noir #hobie brown #spider punk #spider noir #noirpunk #art #my art #cw outdated terminology #cw offensive terminology #nonblacks plz interact and tell me Im funny youd be doing a service to the community /hj #my comics

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake