#gummy says stuff

[gummy-axolotl]

Behold

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc kinger #tadc ragatha #tadc jax #tadc pomni #tadc caine #lgbtq #meme #what about my gay #your gay #gummy says stuff

[yrsonpurpose]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE This Morning promoting Mary & George

#nicholas galitzine #nicholasgalitzineedit #mary and george #rwrbsource #userninz #chrissiewatts #usergayppl #usersteen #mine* #fighting the urge to say babygirl #FAILED. #he's a babygirl in his little cardigan and hoop earring #i used to pray for times like this #imagining all the stuff for rwrb we missed is pain :( #but im glad he's getting the time to talk about this #he looks so soft i need to wrap him up like a burrito #and with the puppy too???? whatever. #gummy smile my beloved :(

[pokimoko]

I have had it with these motherfucking spam bots on this motherfucking site.

#personal #tumblr stuff #vent post #spam bots #i've been getting like 1000 spam bot followers a day for the last few days and blocking them all is getting--dare i say--TEDIOUS #wake up. block 300 bots. go to work. come home and block 500 more bots. spend evening checking tumblr to block bots. it's becoming a chore #it's starting to feel like I offended the tumblr gods or something. this is ridiculous. but like hell will i let them win #i won't let my follower count be 50% bots. i feel like a deserve a tumblr badge or something for fending off so many bots. #tribble #the trouble with tribbles #a very apt metaphor i think for these bloody spam bots; block one and five more come to take its place #but upside: the spam bots are helping me compile a Rosetta Stone for the word 'Untitled'. woo #also if you just joined tumblr and want to follow me: for the love of god personalise your bloody blog #i don't care if you have a icon or a summary. if your blog and likes are empty i'm blocking you #because i don't trust empty blogs and i really don't have the time to sort out who's real or not right now #(though if the blog's offering free mp3s 'just click the link!' or is advertising US keto gold coast gummies i know for sure it ain't real) #but hey! good news to people who followed me in the last four days who haven't been blocked; you passed the blog captcha test #anyway just had to get this frustration out of my system; gonna go block some more bots now i guess. i'll be very happy when this stops

[possibly-astraeus]

Hey wanna hear a random inside joke that probably only one of my friends know?

HOMOPHONE

#mask says stuff lol #do yer thing gummy

[lanternlightss]

kinda want to sit nameless bard, wanderer, and collei in a room and have them talk about their views on divinity.

#all while they’re having like a little picnic #nb handing c0llei a bag of snacks while not breaking from the hour long discussion about tyrants #wander taking a bite out of a sour gummy bear nb hands him and only then does he break off to throw the bag. immediately continues talking #abt how reliant ppl can be on gods #lantern says stuff

[quibbs126]

Honestly, gummy worms are where it’s at, whether sweet or sour

Cookie Run should make a Sweet Gummy Cookie and a Sour Gummy Cookie (is there already a Sour Gummy? I feel like I’ve heard of a Sour Gummy Cookie before), and maybe like, make their hair into dreads that resemble gummy worms

I know Jelly Serpent already kind of has that covered with their gummy worm hair, but they’re a snake so they don’t count

#I dunno what I’m saying #but recently I’ve been eating a lot of gummy worms #basically at my university you have these dining plans and you can get dollars to spend at the university markets #and I realized I still have like $70 worth of those and there’s less than a month left in the semester #so I’m just buying a bunch of food from there #mostly gummy worms since they’re cheap and there’s a lot of them in a bag (worth way more than a chocolate bar that costs more) #and I just randomly came to this thought #cookie run #cookie run oc #jelly serpent cookie #gummy worms #random stuff

[cinemacrypt]

Thinking about what a monopoly Bugs Bunny must have had on pre-internet gay/fem furries. Nobody was doing it like her... full fem outfit....seducing straight guys...gaggin down that carrot with full eye contact. The OG.

#mars says stuff #this was a three edible gummy situation that has sat in my drafts for nine months #lisa told me to post it

[tariah23]

Another annoying day at work

#I want to say a lot but I’ve already complained and had an attitude at work all day and got so worked up I was out of breath and my boss #gave me a gummy I was like 😑 I’ll take it #don’t even feel like going into details I’m tired man i just got here and it’s already- #I don’t want to quit tho #good money #but man I am not a slave either gtfoh #and don’t make it seem like I’m not doing enough/ my part when you got everybody else sitting on their asses on their phones and eating and #shit and standing around acting like they’re doing shit (the concierge’s 😑 they literally don’t do anything but greet guests and show them #to their lockers and stand around looking pretty like that’s literally it) so don’t get up in my face talking about we need this and that #like I’m only one person I’m one nigga we keep telling them to hire more ppl in our department there’s like 4 of us and 3 of them are #transitioning soon then it’ll just be me all by myself like bro this is so unprofessional #even other departments are like they need help 😵‍💫- #rambling #Sunday’s aren’t usually hectic but today sure was #and the coworker who I usually work with #well they forced her to come in to close instead of coming in as a mid like usual because I was wondering if she called off #it’s so stupid #my sis usually closes but she’s on a trip rn #and there’s another girl who doesn’t show up on sundays and misses work a lot anyway because of school/ family stuff #its literally never anyone’s fault if they call off it’s always the jobs fault for not having coverage/ hell never the person #then I already had a feeling that today was gonna be annoying because the girl who calls off often wasn’t coming in but I figured that #someone else would’ve finished the shit in the back at least but nope I had to play catch up and do the shit from yesterday and this morning #so there was a lot to do and this bitch comes back there talking about some you need to prioritize this and that and do this and that as if #I don’t know how to do my job as if I wasn’t just doing what she said needed to be done etc etc like she isn’t even the boss she’s just #another worker like girl get your bosse’s pet ass out of my face #killing stabbing slamming

[dizzybevvie]

You give me the vibes of lemonade in the transition period right before autumn, the pineapple and strawberry gummy bears, and those frog cakes that were shown on tiktok.

The scent right before it rains while in a forest clearing surrounded by the possibility of mythical creatures.

Like a soft breeze that makes the grass wiggle and some bugs fly out.

If Frisk from Undertale had the soul kindness instead.

And maybe this is too much for a tumblr mutual, but you're genuinely so cool and such an awesome presence.

Idk if any of this is accurate, but I hope you at least smile because of this because you deserve smiles

DUDE???????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭??????? THIS IS SO SWEET IM IM IM IM IM JDBSNDVEJDBJXVSJSBDND ANON I LOVE U TYSM

#THE SMELL RIGHT BEFORE IT RAINS. IN LOVE WITH U /P #PINEAPPLE GUMMY BEARS #RIGHT BEFORE AUTUMN #UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHOEVER U ARE THIS IS SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SWEET AND WAKING UP TO THIS MADE MY DAY <333333333 #all my mutuals are so cool :((((( /pos idk who this was but you are so so so so niceèeeeeee #crying a lil bit #im like lost for words #idk what prompted u to tell me this but im so happy you did this is so nice #This made me stim #so many of these are my favourite things #and they. remind you of ME????????? #/pos /pos /pos /pos ily ily ily ily ily /p #ask #asks #anon #ALTHO YOU DID SAY YOU WERE MY MUTUAL <3333 MWAH #beverly says stuff

[gummy-axolotl]

#gummy says stuff #discord #screenshot #lgbtq #aroace #aro #ace #asexual spectrum #ace spec

[gallopinggallifreyans]

Blast it all in getting high on Thursday I need a nice long nap where I wake up thinking I’ve time travelled a thousand years. Forwards or backwards who knows

#gotta be careful with my weed intake #it’s just half a gummy but I should snip it to a quarter just in case #I have a detailing on Friday #ana says stuff

[famderfries]

Hot girls eat too many vitamin gummies and think every thing a shade darker than the wall is a spider

#honestly so upset that the main vitamin gummy brand here in england doesnt have strawberry flavour for over 12s 😭 #i have orange and passionfruit which is good but like. come on #apollo says stuff

[possibly-astraeus]

Me every time you're awake!!!!!!!!

Hi pookie ilyt

#mask says stuff lol #GUMMY!!!!!

[haoqw]

drawing isnt enough i need to chew on my ocs

#i bet htey would taste like gummies ….. #bug says stuff

[doberbutts]

I'm not saying that I dislike that weed has been legalized in more and more states (imo all drugs should be legalized but that's not the point of this post)- I *am* saying that every time I pass a dispensary that looks like an apple store and I see white people talking freely about making special cookies and smoking in their spare time, all I can think about are the thousands and thousands of black people who experienced huge amounts of state-sponsered violence for even the suspicion of having weed on them and those who are STILL IN PRISON for possession charges.

And it. Just kinda makes me grit my teeth, you know? My father was illegally searched and brutalized in front of me when I was a little kid because the cop "thought he smelled weed" (he didn't, my dad doesn't touch the stuff) and in the mean time Becky in accounting takes a "special gummy" every night that she gets from a store next to the Starbucks.

[fairy-angel222]

“𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐘 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐋𝐘”.. 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐏𝐈𝐄 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

—gojo finds out that you’re baking a pie for some stupid co worker of yours, shows you that he’s the only one deserving

pairing: gojo x fem! reader

content: smut, tit slapping, pussy slapping, degradation, hair pulling, belly bulge, breeding, finger sucking, spit swallowing, mean teasing

When Gojo strolled into the kitchen to find you baking one of your signature cream filled pies he hummed. Pressing up against you with his arms around your waist while placing soft kisses to your neck.

“That smells delicious baby, who’s it for?” He had seen the text from your coworker asking you to bake one for him.

“Oh thanks baby! It’s just for some coworker at work. Been begging me for one of my pies for a while now.” You shrugged. “Hmm.. and would that co worker happen to be the same one who’s been flirting with you for ages?” He whispered when his lips reached your ear, hot breath fanning against your skin as you swallowed hard.

—

“Don’t fucking run from it baby, take it all like a good girl.” Gojo growled out, a grin spread across his face as his cock drilled meanly into your cunt. His hand in your hair yanking your head back to look up at him. Blue eyes seemingly darker when he groaned.

“My little slut’s so fucking pretty.” Grinding hard against your ass, a loud mewl escaping your lips when his tip grazed roughly into your gummy spot. “You feel that?” He rolled his hips again, his eyes never leaving yours as his hand pressed against the bottom of your stomach. “Feel me deep in you baby?”

You let out a shaky cry, your body being jerked back and forth with each of the man’s harsh thrusts. His hand pointing out the bulge of his tip against your skin. “Nngh— Satoru.”

“Open that pretty little mouth for me.” Gojo breathed, your back arching deeply as you sniffled. Doing as told and opening your mouth with a whimper, allowing Gojo’s spit to fall onto your tongue with a hum. Two of his slender fingers finding their way into your mouth, resting on the back of your tongue before he was lightly thrusting them down your throat.

“That’s it. That’s the good slut i know.” he smirked, your lips enclosing around the digits as your eyes closed with the shiver of your body.

Your loud moans were muffled as Gojo bullied his fat cock deep into your tightness. Eyes pooling with tears as your stomach burned with heat. Gojo’s hand finding its way to grope at your tits, pinching at your hard nipples making you let out a choked whine.

You yelped when your boyfriend’s large hand landed softly on your breast, mewling messily around his fingers when it landed harder on the other one. Your body trembled as Gojo’s finger trailed down your stomach, stopping at your clit to rub on the sensitive nub. Pulling out a string of moans followed by a cry when he slapped down at your clit.

“Gonna show you a real cream pie baby. Gonna stuff that pussy full of me.” Gojo grunted, one hand remaining on clit while he removed the one in your mouth with a string of salvia still attached. Using it to knead the flesh of your ass, red from the constant slamming of his hips onto it.

“S-satoruu, you’re so mean— ahh,” you mewled when you felt a harsh smack stinging through your skin. Your boyfriend’s hand reaching to your neck as he pulled you close, increasing the speed of his thrusts with a chuckle.

“Hmm, am i? Could’ve decided to leave this pussy wet and needy if i wanted to.” Pressing his chest flush against your back, his breath hot on your ear. “Could’ve left you to go bring you that stupid pie to that stupid boy, baby.” He scoffed in faux offense. “I’m hurt, i’d say i’m quite nice don’t ya think?”

You could only whimper as you felt yourself getting close, pussy clenching around Gojo’s cock when his grip on your neck tightened.

“O-oh, Satoru— ‘m close,” you cried, your eyes rolling back and your legs shaking.

“Thought i was mean huh? Why’re you coming on a mean man’s cock?” he teased, his finger’s movements on your clit speeding up to drive you over the edge.

Cumming hard with the scream of his name, your sopping pussy gushing onto his cock. Gojo groaned deeply, his thrusts noisy as heavy balls slapped against your folds. Basking in the feeling of your perfect pussy before he was bottoming out in you.

“Gonna stuff this pussy nice ‘n full with my cum.” His movements stilling as he pumped ropes after ropes onto your walls. Painting them from red to white with a smile. “Look at that, greedy pussy’s swallowing it all.” Pulling out of you ever so slowly and watching as his cum spilled in tiny spurts as your hole spasmed.

You let out a breath, allowing your body to fall limp into the sheets as you panted. You should have seen that coming.

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