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ddejavvu · 1 year
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Puppy!eddie eats you out soooooo much when you adopt puppy!Steve. Won’t let you get up until he’s satisfied, and coincidentally that’s usually when you can’t walk anywhere anyway. Always wants to show you what a good puppy he is, needs you to call him good boy. But he can get a tad more feral when he’s really into the throes of enjoying his treat, he’ll growl at your new addition when he walks into the room because that’s his pussy. To lick and eat and knot and breed and birth his litter and make squirt everywhere. You’ll go to attend to Steve and Eddie is pressing you to the floor, not letting you up as he buries his entire face in you. Jealous baby
But Steve sees what’s going on all the time. Smells it. Buries himself in a nest of your dirty laundry basket, that has your underwear Eddie used a little before tearing off in it, so he’s very acquainted with the scent. One day you wake up to licks down there, the feeling of wet tongue lapping needily over and over at you waking you up, before the sloppy, and tail thumping sounds. But when you look down it’s your new pup Steve eating you out. Instead of how Eddie does some mornings. He had humped you a bit before, to show you his feelings, but he’d never gone anywhere near this far before. Eddie wouldn’t have let him. Although when Eddie wakes up, in the same bed, there’s hell to pay. That’s the first actually physical fight you have to break up between the two
cw: hybrid au with dog hybrid!eddie and dog hybrid!steve. don't like don't read, or block the tag 'hybrid au' below. hybrid au faq
this post is 18+, minors dni.
shut uuuuppp oh my god there's no denying it anymore i'm a whore and that's it.
it's both possessive and for praise, eddie wants you to gush about how fantastic it feels while steve's in the other room definitely able to hear you 'cause eddie's a little insecure about this guy just showing up and staying - he definitely takes pride in the blush on steve's cheeks when he walks out after making you scream and makes dinner for the three of you (because your legs are too wobbly to stand at the stove). but something angry and hot burns at eddie's insides when steve tries butting in, even if he isn't trying to snatch you away from eddie he's asking if you guys can watch a movie tonight or letting you know that he cleaned out the fridge 'cause he saw something sticky in there when he was getting a snack earlier. they're all comments and requests that you fawn over him for, so eddie doubles down and keeps you in his grip so that if you're gonna be thanking steve for the chores he did or promising to rent a specific movie for the night you're gonna be creaming on his tongue while you do it <3
there is something so special to me about perv hybrid!steve... like he knows what he's doing is wrong, sneaking into your closet and taking your panties, he knows he shouldn't be doing it, especially 'cause you're so nice to have taken him in in the first place, he just can't help it. eddie's driving him crazy, showing you off as if to say that steve will never get you the way eddie does, and one morning he just can't take it anymore. he decides to just go for it, he kisses up your thighs and presses sweet kisses to your clit through your underwear and buries his nose in your clothed cunt and when you start getting wet he dives in and eats you out. he's voracious, licking and sucking and drooling and panting as he devours you, he knows now why eddie's so attached to eating you out because he's sure as hell never gonna stop his spit is so plentiful that it's mixing with your slick and running down your ass, which he happily licks up and soaks his face in your slick <3 he's definitely not trying to wake you or eddie up, he's just trying to make you feel good and finally satiate some of his own urges, but you obviously wake up from the feeling, and he only gets more enthusiastic when you pet his ears and tug gently on his hair and whimper and moan and all of that good stuff <33 but of course, those sounds make eddie wake up, and that's when all hell breaks loose. you really think eddie's gonna bite steve, you're desperately trying to shove yourself between them before eddie starts throwing punches, but they're swearing at each other and they're both trying to push you away so that you don't get caught in the middle.
eventually you're able to calm them down! it's definitely a turning point in your relationship, the three of you make peace as one unit instead of you separately placating eddie and steve, but the more eddie gets used to the concept of sharing you, the more chill he'll be when steve decides it's his turn to wake you up <3
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medium-rare-bimbo · 9 months
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MINORS DNI
May contain: Dubcon, age gap, dark! Characters, Stepcest, somnophilia + reminder that I am the least likely to be a furry
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♡ eddie drugging you with an aphrodisiac ♡♡♡ after being rejected so many times by mean! Bimbo! Reader hes had enough and decides to drug you, unfortunately he uses a little too much and you're barely awake, withering in pain You need to cum so badly but dont worry eddie is there to help <3<3
♡ hopper cumming in/ on your food/drinks <3 hes got you sat in his office eating a donut covered in his seed or drinking a milkshake that's extra thick <3<3<3 you're so addicted to the taste of him that you can help but crave him in your mouth!!! Anything you eat or pop until your mouth is usually coated with his cum and you wouldnt have it any other way <3<3<3
♡ dragon! Billy dressing you up in pretty shiny jewellery <3<3
♡ nun reader x demon/incubus! Eddie 👁👁
♡ robin fingering you under the counter as you talk to Steve, shes stood right next to you chatting away as if she isnt knuckles deep in your gummy walls !!!! Hes trying to vent to you about his awful date but you're too busy cumming to care
♡ thinking of eddie x cryptid!(?) Reader who is so curious about human norms and stands outside his trailer every night making strange noises and moving things around. He tries to understand you and talk to you maybe even help you but you freeze and runaway :((( he soon starts sitting outside his trailer waiting for you to come back, you stand near the tree line watching him holding eye contact and barely blinking, You look human but the way you act tells him that theres something off about you maybe you're not all mentally there? Each night you get closer to him and eddie starts leaving food a couple of feet infront of him hoping you get close enough so he can ask you something. When you're close enough to the plate you crouch down keeping your eyes on him as you bring the food to your mouth, you're almost animal like. Once eddie sees that you respond well to the food he brings the plate closer to him until you're sitting next to him and hes having an entire one sided conversations with you. He somehow gets you to come inside the trailer and in his room where you're immediately interested in the lamps and strange sticky magazines. He offers the shower to you after he notices your dirt covered feet but you stare blankly at him and he soon realises that he needs to bathe you himself if he wants you clean. It was no easy task however, you were more interested in dragging him into the shower with you than actually getting clean, by the end Eddie was naked and his clothes were soaked and thrown on the floor but you were clean so his job was done. He proceeded to keep you locked in his room and occasionally let you wonder around the trailer park but ONLY at night you've already gave poor old lady edith a heart attack when she caught you staring at her through her windows </3</3  as much as eddie tries to train you to behave you refuse >:(( you were born to make nests in his bed, stare into nothing and freak him out, watch him sleep, kneed his pillow, it's in your DNA how dare he deny you of your instincts >:000 idk I just think they'd be a neat couple <3 breeding kink is through the roof though jesus
♡ dog hybrid! Steve humping your foot like the degenerate he is <3 or humping anything that fits between his thighs you can leave him alone because he cant be trusted :(( he cums on everything and anything that smells like you
♡ rockstar! eddie takes his favourite groupie on tour with him!! Hes so pussy whipped and he doesnt care for any other girl as long as he has you <3
♡ rockstar! Billy, rockstar! Eddie and rockstar! Steve stuffing their prettiest groupie until shes dumb and only saying their names <3 three holes and three cocks match made in heaven
♡ hopper only eats cookies that are made with his wife's breastmilk (or pregnant wife) !!! >:(( no one else is allowed the cookies she bakes for him they are HIS and he will not share (the baby gets some too but he eats most of them because an entire batch of cookies cannot go to a singular baby plus you produce so much they would just go to waste ♡♡), sometimes he takes the baby and sits then on his chest then splits a cookie for the baby to knaw on and him to munch on, its usually when you're in the shower so you dont scold him for eating before dinner
♡ imagine the kids playing dnd at your house, they leave the stuff at yours and you have no other choice but to bring them back to Mike's, mrs wheeler let's you in and tells you to put then on the table (mike can get them later) unfortunately you drop one of the figures under the couch :(( you bend over to get it but it's all the way under so you have to get down on your knees and look, it's all the way at the back and karen has the beautiful view of your back arched and panties showing. When you finally get it and notice her watching she quickly rushes over to you "pulling down" your skirt and "fixing" your clothes it's not her fault her fingers slipped inside you nor is it her fault that you have her tits in your mouth and are grinding away at her pussy
♡ hopper let's you sit on his fingers for as long as you want <3 your almost always stuffed with his thick rough fingers he doesnt mind at all he licks up all the juice that dribbles down his hand then makes you lick the stains you left on his pants
♡ "ghostface billy!, Ghostface! Steve, randy!/ghostface! Eddie" NO ghostface! Nancy + ghostface! Robin <3 they walk in on bimbo! Reader stuffed with her fingers which dont reach the right spots too absorbed in your own world to care, they were originally going to kill you but seeing your teary eyes as you try to squeeze an orgasm out of yourself makes them feel bad :(( while you're struggling to cum robin does some snooping in the drawers closest to her conveniently it's your underwear draw and she finds your cute pink glittery dildo !! She waves it at nancy who stalks over you, holding your body down and a hand over mouth you squeal and try your best to kick her off but it's no use as you feel a second pair of hands spread your now clenched thighs. You dont expect the feeling of your forgotten toy to enter your cunt nor do you expect to hear female voices come out of the masked figures, there are hands all over you and you cant stop jerking your hips. You cum harder than you ever have and you're not sure when one orgasm ends and another one begins </3 you dont come to school the next day your legs too sore and body covered in marks, when you do however nancy wheeler and robin Buckley are oddly interested in talking too you especially when you dont say anything about the two women in masks that fucked you dumb <3
♡ vampire eddie has a vile of your blood and you have a vile of his cum <3
♡ stepbrother eddie who sneaks into your room at night just so he can wake you up with his cock, he doesnt care that you're tired or if you have cheer practice or a test shut up and be his fleshlight
♡ hehehe perv! jonathan definitely has picture of you in a jar that he cums into 👁👁 hes gonna give it to you one day <3 let's just hope he doesnt leave it on his radiator
♡ eddie fucks you to the beat and rhythm of his playlists
♡ dog hybrid! Billy, eddie, steve x dog hybrid! Reader !!!!! Billy's big mean and scary, Eddie's too dramatic for your little brain and steve always makes you feel dumber than you are (he doesnt mean too tho) you always stay away from them especially when they fight but you cant help but gravitate towards them when your heat starts, the problem is all of them want you to have their pups and you can barely walk or move once you heat dies down
♡ I'm a slut for an all boys boarding school x reader !!!!!! Basketball captain! Billy/ swim coach! Billy who likes feeling you up in your swimsuit/ gym clothes, photography student! Jonathan who takes pictures of you in your dorm, delinquent! eddie who you meet in detention and teaches you how to hide under the bleachers so you can both get high and he can get touchy, "bestfriend" steve who shows you around and is basically your babysitter but also comes into your room at night to sleep in your bed, cooking club! Argyle who enters your heart through your stomach, teacher! hopper who always makes you stay behind class and spank you for your skirt being too short, head boy! 001/henry who is always pointing out how every boy wants to rip your clothes off and have their way with you, art teacher! Murray who wants you to pose nude for him but dont worry it's all professional and he definitely wont be showing hopper, orrr counsellor! Murray who listens to all your dirty fantasies and how you're sooo upset that you cant make yourself cum, gym teacher! Dmitri/Enzo who makes you stay behind to watch your tits bounce as you run, teacher! Phil Callahan who gets so flustered when you bend over infront of him idk guys
♡ I'm also a slut for all girls boarding school <3 head girl! Nancy who is constantly "adjusting" your skirt, roommate! Robin who is always feeling your boobs and claiming it's a girl thing, cheerleader! Chrissy who helps you shower after cheer practice, teacher! joyce who rewards you in the best way, teacher! Karen who likes teasing you by running a ruler up your thigh then spanking your pussy. Teacher! Joyce and karen who talk about you in the staff room, eden who is assigned your project partner and cant help but sitting thigh to thigh with you (there needs to be more women in stranger things my pussy cant take this >:( !!)
♡ not to mention boarding school x innocent reader I'm going to kick you in the shins make out with me now
♡ Dustin would absolutely send a succubus Steve's way, by accident, hed find a flyer "get your own succubus" thinking this is a DnD related thing he signs Steve's name thinking he needs an adults signature. you gave steve a heart attack when you showed up in his bed he now has to deal with a dumb succubus who thinks hes her mate and also scold dustin for signing documents without reading them fully. Dustin doesn't know what the problem is, it's not like he got his succubus figurine steve is probably just getting spam mail
♡ stepbrother! billy who always flexes his muscles around you and lifts heavy things to prove how strong he is only to realise that you dont care so he makes a show of moaning your name as he jerks off because that will obviously make you notice him
♡ camp counsellor! Billy who sneaks into your cabin after you push him into the lake infront of everybody, he'll put you in your place dont worry he'll show you how hes supposed to be treated
♡ biker! billy and eddie <3 want them to fuck me on their bikes NOW !!! They're in different gangs and hate eachother but are civil when your pussy is involved <3<3<3<3<3 maybe you're already being fucked by one of them (probably eddie), outside bent over the motorcycle that's now shaking with his thrusts, billy stalks over and starts chatting away with eddie as if you're not struggling to hold yourself up. Eddie plays along feeling you clench up as you get ignored, Billy pulls out his cock as if its nothing refusing to stop the light banter between them and stuffs your throat with it. You're being held up by Eddie's hands as they start pummeling your achey body, you're practically blacking out at every thrust they dont care though. After they finish they dont just discard you, when you come into the dingy bar they hang out at they cant help but sit next to you in your booth and slip their fingers into you, the rest of the members think that they have problems with you little do they know billy and eddie are just whores
♡ thinking about how 001/vecnas claws make cuts and bruises along your hips <3 i do NOT care that he is a scary monster I want him to make me cry
♡ #1 believer that phil Callahan cries after sex, his cock is so twitchy and sensitive he cant help but cry after you make him feel so good
♡ Hank Miller had an audio for this but he deleted it from reddit and it's now on patreon so I cant listen to it </3 :((( (could also be read as billy) eddie steals cars for a living, stealing them for whoever pays highest. The newest sports car model? That vintage Cadillac? He'll get it for you. Hes great at his job, the best in the business that is until someone starts taking cars before the customer gets to finish the sentence. Hes pissed, more than pissed actually, some asshole is stealing his deals. He catches you in the act one night, he chases after you leading him to a warehouse filled with expensive cars, some cars that he hadnt even confirmed payment for, he hunts you down, finding you hiding in one of the cars near the exit. He forces you back into the space you occupied before you could even run, a gun pointing to your head demanding to know what the fuck you think youre doing- hes shocked to know that a girl is cockblocking his pay. Hes threatening you, telling you to back off before you get hurt, hes got your arm in a twist forcing you to spill how you're beating him in this game. He gets angrier as you explain that you bugged his phone, listening in on every conversation he has, there was practically steam pouring out of his ears as he spews insults at you. During his rant you grab the gun that hes throwing around loosely, flipping him over and aiming the gun towards him, he stutters out apologies and asking if you could possibly work this out. You dont have the mind to care not when you're sitting in his lap with his hips jerking up as he tries to escape the weapon in you hands. You're not sure how you ended up like this but you're bouncing on his cock, gun still in hand as you tell him how pathetic he is, how he let a GIRL over throw him. He doesnt take lightly to this snatching the gun from you hands pointing it under your chin threatening to keep going, his hips thrust up into you when you struggle to move, he soon decides that he couldnt care less about the gun and throws it to the side, grabbing your hips before throwing you back on his cock, your hands grabbing anything you can possibly find to stable yourself from the abuse your cunt is facing. You end up being partners in crime, living together and owning a cat called marmalade <3
♡ prison boyfriend! Eddie/billy <3<3<3<3 phone sex, and nudes sent via letters !!! After every visit you give him a kiss goodbye where he takes the opportunity to grope you from under your skirt, the prison guard doesnt know if he should separate you or let you go at it, the show is nice but it's not professional, the handcuffs around his wrists dont allow him from going any further but hes pleased with the juices you left behind, sucking them off his fingers as hes escorted back to his cell
♡ prison chief! Hopper rewarding prisoner! Reader after shes been on her best behaviour <3
♡ ABO 👁👁 not a furry but I love the thought of going into heat and having a big strong alpha fuck me dumb !!!
♡ rockstar! Dilf! Eddie fucks the babysitter!!! He cant get enough of your pussy especially not when his bitch of a wife is not putting out for him but instead other men, he loves how wet and warm you are for him, how you take whatever he gives you, how you dont accept the extra money he gives you, how you treat his toddler daughter and baby son so well and how you would be the perfect mommy for them. Hes already caught his daughter calling you mommy before, you're here more than his wife so it's only natural
♡ king! Steve wants a hier none of the princess will do instead he wants the little maid who works in the kitchens
♡ beauty and the beast au with hopper !!! Hes a big strong beast and he cant help but pin you down as you're running away from him, forcing his thick cock into your tight little pussy.
♡ the original perv Jonathan would 100% fuck his stepsister while she sleeps, hed try to be so so sooo gentle as to not wake you, letting you stay ignorant to the assault hes about to put you through, but once hes inside you he cant help but get overwhelmed by how good you feel. He covers your mouth when you wake up, encasing your body with his to stop you struggling, his thrusts dont stop as you squeal and kick. Hes like a dog, panting in your ear as his hips refuse to stop, muttering apologies as he cums inside you
♡ argyle holds your hand when you lazily grind on him, hes giggling and making jokes as his swollen head bumps against your clit making you jump.
♡ robin thinks you're so pretty, youre a church girl dressed in frilly socks, mary Jane's, flowy dresses and ribbons. She feels disgusting for how she feels about you she knows that you would think shes disgusting, that the thought of kissing another girl was disgusting. She struggles to be around you, hoping this childish crush would leave her body but it seems to grow stronger as you get persistent about becoming her friend, you invited her over for a sleepover (at first she thought this was going to be something else when you mentioned your parents not being home but soon shook the thought out of her head) you didnt let her sleep on the floor somehow convincing her to lay on the bed. You peer down at her as she lies on her back awkwardly complimenting the room you sleep in, she barely has time to react when you lean down and place your lips on hers shes so shocked that she doesnt even kiss back, when you pull away you look terrified and start spewing out apologise before running to the bathroom and locking the door. Robin tries to convince you to come out but you're crying and feel disgusted, you thought she liked girls and you've ruined a perfectly good friendship, she tells you that she was going to kiss back but she just didnt expect to be kissed by her crush, you make your way out of the bathroom shyly hiding behind the door as she eases you out like a scared animal. Robin makes sure you're better by making love to you, shes soft, tender and sweet as she assures you that you're not disgusting <3<3
♡  JIM HOPPER SPIT IN MY MOUTH
♡ priest! Eddie who makes you confess all the bad things you've done while he stokes his cock, you touched yourself to the thought of boys? Girls too? He has no other choice but to make you repent for your sins by sucking his cock
♡ period sex with vampire! eddie he loves watching his cum dribble out of you mixing with your blood. His ketchup and mayonnaise packet all in one <3
♡ 001 getting angry after his punishment and taking it out on his favourite nurse, forcing you against the nereast surface and Making you take his cock
♡ I used to have such a big crush on the bowers gang from IT I have no idea what was wrong with me anyway that's not important, the thought of eddie, billy, Steve, Johnathan bullying their favourite girl into being their girlfriend <3<3<3 they're so protective and possessive of you and guard you like dogs. Constantly around you shielding you from anyone's eyes
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I saw someone say Hybrid!reader and Steve and I get it! Like Eddie and bunny is so fucking cute and amazing and hot…BUT! Steve has natural paternal instincts and regardless of why anyone says that man has he sm redemption I think he’s such husband material so imagine him finding you and taking care of you and babying you like omg omg omg
omg omg omg omg omg omg ---my brain is malfunctioning (this with puppy!hybrid!reader)
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just imagine like when you get cranky and tired, he takes you in his arms and bounces you in them like a baby--because you are his baby.
like he'll see you get moody and sleepy, pouting and huffing as the day goes on. you whine and tug at his pant leg as he's sitting down on the couch, talking to his friend on the phone. he'll hang up when he sees that grumpy, exhausted look in your eyes.
so, he'll hang up, then hold you, shushing you while breathing out a, "shh, good girl, it's okay, puppy--'ve gotchu..stevie's here, sweetheart.."
and you just sniffle, nuzzling your head in his neck as you feel your eyes get more droopy...
BUT OKAY.
let's talk about when he first met you.
it was similar to how he met bunny!reader except he went on a jog in the woods. that's when he heard rustling and a small squeal.
so, assuming there was someone that got hurt, he cautiously takes a look behind some bushes where he heard the noise, a sharper stick in hand just in case. that's when he sees you. cold, shivering, AND A LITERAL HUMAN WITH PUPPY DOG EARS AND A CUTE LITTLE TAIL.
once he gets past the shocked phase (really he never gets passed it until way later, but i mean that he gets passed the 'frozen in shock' phase), he wants to help you.
so, when you see him, you shake more, whimpering with those big eyes looking up at him that makes him feel weak.
he extends his hand, letting you slowly put your face in it, nuzzling in the softness of his palm as he soothingly whispers a small, "shh, 's okay, honey..'m not gonna hurt you.." and that's when you see, feel, and hear the genuineness that he exhibits.
soon, he'll pet your head, crouching in front of you as he takes off his sweater, putting you in it as to keep you warm. after many questions which go unanswered, he takes you back to his home.
AHHHHHHH I LOVE DADDY STEVE UGHGHG !!!
okay but also when you're playing with him and he starts to see you doze off, he'll always coo a little, "aw, sleepy girl (or pup/puppy)..." and he'll scratch your scalp as you drift off in his arms. HES SO PROTECTIVE AND SOFT!!
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multiqts · 2 years
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Pretty Puppy | E.M.
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Pairing: Eddie Munson x masc!reader
Warnings: Explicit themes, dom/sub themes, smut, hybrid human au, softdom!reader, top!reader, sub!eddie, hybrid!eddie, bottom!eddie, subspace, anal, finger sucking, heavy breeding kink
Word Count: 666 (it's a sign)
A/N: Sorry this is so short :(
Description: You come home to find your puppyboy eddie is needier than normal.
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You shut the door and lock it, trying to enter the house as quietly as possible. Your efforts were in vain how ever when Eddie's wide doe eyes met yours. He was sat perfectly on his knees with his hands on either thigh. The way his glassy eyes drooped made your heart break. You walked over to him and bent own to play with this beautiful curls. You reached around under his nape and filled your hand with a fistful of hair.
"Hey, honey" you cooed.
"Hi, sir" He flashed a smile and his eyes fluttered shut. He tried to feel nothing other than your touch.
"Poor puppy," You frowned. "Been so lonely all day, haven't you darling boy?" His eyes shot open but retained their weak appearence. He nodded.
"Yes, sir! So lonely..." At this point you ccould see him grinding against your forearms in your periferral vision. It was all coming togehter. His hazy stare, his sudden compliance, the grinding. Your poor baby was suffering.
"Please, sir." He whimpered. His heat must have come early this month. He pawed (pun not intented) desperately at your clothes. "Need it so bad!"
"Okay, okay." You giggled, much to his dismay. He pouted until you uttered the words. "Seeing as you've been so good..." He perked up while you undid your jeans to reveal the print of your hard-on. Eddie's eyes went wide as you pulled your boxers down and stroked your cock. He whined at the sight. "Open up, Eddie." He obeyed beautifully. You laid the tip on his tounge, but held his chin in place to tease him further. He looked up at you with sad eyes as to silently beg you to let him go. You finally let up and let him have his way. He sucked you off hungrily. He worked so quickly that you had to stop him from making you cum. He fought against your hand as you tried to maneuver him away, pleading the whole time. "Don't you want me to fuck your hole?" you asked him. He immediately stopped his fighting and nodded eagerly. "Words..." You reminded him.
"Yes! Yes please fuck me!" You took him by the hands and lead him to your bedroom. His heart raced as he laid on the bed. You pulled his pants down weeree meet with his weeping cock, crying to be touched. You rang a finger up to his length and swirled your hand around the tip and teased it to no end until he was sobbing. You felt bad for teasing him so much, since yoou knew he couldn't help it so, you finally gave him what he wanted. "Shh, I don't need to hear you whine anymore." You put your fingers in his mouth in a failed attempt to silence him before you slid into his wet hole.
Eddie drooled around your fingers as you pounded into him. The only words he could get out were a mix of 'sir' and 'please'. His burning red cock was leaking with pre-cum.
"Please sir, fill me up! Get me pregnant!" He cried. His words were barely intelligible since your fingers were still in his mouth, but you still heard him loud and clear.
"Yeah? You want me to your belly nice and heavy?" All he could do was shake and nod. "Such a little slut, getting knocked up makes your head all fuzzy?" Once again, he just nodded. You kissed his swollen lips and pumped your cum into him. He groaned around your tounge when the heat of your release painted his insides. Your sweaty foreheads rested against each other. Your breaths were the only that filled the room, until eddie's small voice rang.
"Can you hold me?"
You smiled warmly and got off of Eddie's sweaty body. You pulled him closer to you by the waist. Before you could get another word in, Eddie was fast asleep. You held him even closer and kissed his head before you yourself fell asleep.
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look what the [dog] dragged in, taglist: @uwiuwi @i-cant-stfu @coffee-styles @thuggpassionn @toxicwaves @catinternet @digital-charlie
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By law I am required to ask you for hcs regarding an outlaws beach episode /nf
People stay staring at the Outlaws when they're at the beach. I mean there are two demons (Eddie and Lilith), an Amazon (Artemis), a Kryptonian dragon hybrid (Summer), and a girl with flowers growing out her hair (Daisy).
Eddie got the "the hot dogs and burgers are gonna be insane" sunglasses on. That man is boutta be chefing
The femmes: sunbathing and talking to each other or surfing
Jason, Eddie, Kyle, & Thaddeus in the middle of building ancient irrigation systems:
Since catgirl Imani real, you know she just goes to the sunniest spot on the beach and flops down exactly like cats do
Daisy joins her because she needs to absorb as much sunlight as possible
Jason hides his actual guns in the water guns
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medrawblug2 · 1 year
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Do you have any idea how Dustin would end up being part of the demo-hybrids?
Compared to Steve's Rageful transformation and Will's Anxious induced transformation
Dustin's just regretful
( don't worry it's Angst/comfort)
> Months after the fall of Hawkins, Dustin has fallen into a deep depression, with a huge survival guilt on his shoulder.
>He doesn't show it much, but someday he doesn't leave his bed still remembering the feeling of a the lifeless body of Eddie
>Currently his priority is to never have any of his friends die, especially after the huge gats and Minsters slipping into the right side up.
> He stays awake thinking of methods and ways to protect them thinking for example " DogCollars with attached radios" for Steve or " hand made rechargeable "flamethrower " for Lucas and an "Anti-bite" demo bat suits . He losses sleep from all this work.
>This gets his Mother insainly worried, its heartbreaking. One day Tews gets out and he's wearing his Anti-bite suit, a demo-dog attacks and in time Mr.s Henderson sees it and saves tewes in time until she got almost surrounded by Demodogs. Dustin hears the disturbance and his mother's screech, and rushes to fight off the Demodog to get into safety.
> Tho because how rushed he was, he didn't bring his taker meaning he was dragged into the woods by one of the demobats, his mother trying to pull him back. He disappeared into the woods
>Days have past and the party have created a search party looking for dustin
>Will shared his hivemind with the gang while they looked. Demo Steve was with Dustin's mom trying to sniff out a sent, and Mrss Henderson was calling Dustin's name. As the brinks of the wood, they find a small pond with a large looking alien cacoon in the middle of it, surrounded by upside down vines and go, it looked like the caccoon that trapped will in season 1.
>Closer inspection they noticed that floating on the tiny pond next to this alien pod thing was an all too iconic Cap.
>Steve alerted will ,which helped him reach steve in time. And as Steve and Will try to think of a way to get dustin out with out disturbing the vines to allert the hivemind.
>Mrs henderson taken into her own hands , and bring an axe to slice it open screaming " MAMA IS HERE BABY!!!".
>While Steve and Will barely hold her as the pod open from the slice. And there as the pod deflate and slime come out, they hear a chrill of a tiny demodog. Where will explains that it sounded like Dart when he was still a tadpole.
>As for Steve being a demo himself he actually understands what he listening to and he gruff's back to it, like a Tiger and its cub. And slowly comes out a very large tadpole like demodog, with currlly hair around its head and necks like a lion's main. It chrips at Steve and comes out entirely its mouth opens and its front teeth missing and smiles widely at Steve.
>Then and there they knew who that was, will exhaling " oh dustin ... " and Mrs henderson looks at will then looks at Steve then looks back at her mutated son, arms reaching out coddle his rather large head and Dustin Hesitantly brings his face closer to her, soothed by her warm and loving arms " oh, my baby boy, mommy is here, everything is going to be okay "
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alovesongshewrote · 2 years
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Woof | Eddie Munson x Reader
Plot:  You're the calm horse to Eddie "the Freak" Munson's chaotic dog. Or you were. [Eddie Munson x Gender Neutral!Reader]
Word count:  1,797
Warnings:  drug use at the end, the reader is kind of having an existential crisis, but i don't go into it. n*zi mention in the disclaimer below.
Disclaimer: Uh, yeah, fuck netflix, and fuck whoever came up with having a "stranger things experience" in a former n*zi prison where jewish and romani people were exterminated. that's an incredibly fucked up thing to do, and i do not support or endorse it.
A/N: alrighty, well, consider this a concept piece: if you want more, let me know, and i could make this into a series. i could make it extra tragic if eddie dies in volume 2, which i think he will. anyway.
Tags: @blixeon ur getting tagged bc i yelled about this to you at like, 1am and you liked the idea
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Y’know how sometimes teachers will put their more chaotic students next to the calmer ones in a desperate attempt to bring some peace to the classroom? And it’s kinda weird because those are both students, so it’s kinda like getting a horse to watch your dog, but they do it anyway either because they’re underfunded or because they’re just bad at their job or what have you?
Yeah. For a solid chunk of your public school experience, you were the calm horse to Eddie “The Freak” Munson’s chaotic dog.
And quite honestly, that plan fucking backfired.  
In their efforts to get Eddie to calm down and stop causing scenes, they had put you in the perfect position to 1) become his friend, and 2) get corrupted into chaos. No surprise here, you did both of those things.
Though you never truly matched Eddie’s level of audacity, you did manage to get up there by the time you graduated. Your personal havok included, but was not limited to, releasing a horde of hamsters onto your middle school in the seventh grade, causing mild damage to several lockers, and “spilling” milk on Tommy H. because he was just getting on your nerves more than usual that day. 
As you blossomed from a standard calm horse to a chaotic dog-horse hybrid, Eddie remained by your side, just as you remained by his. Your loyalty to each other never wavered at any stage. There was no one else you’d rather have on your team, no one else you’d rather talk to. Even when his hair was buzzed, and when you were on the quiet side, your bond (forged by a shared set of desks and a shared status of “the weird one”) was nigh unbreakable.
Things even got borderline romantic in the end - not to say that a romantic relationship is better than a platonic relationship, by the way. Platonic relationships are valid as fuck, and they’re just as good as romantic relationships. Romance is just the way it went with you and Eddie- at least for a moment. It was full-on friends to lovers, 600k words that I’m not going to bore you with. Long story short, you ended up kissing him by Skull Rock, and he gave you one of his rings. It was cute. It was sweet.
And then you graduated. And he didn’t. And then you left the state for college.
You didn’t speak for two years.
It wasn’t intentional, it just kind of happened. It was harder to keep up long-distance friendships in the days before the internet. Still, you missed him. He was your person, and then he was gone. You made your way through life, but he always stayed in the back of your mind.
And then, bada bing, bada boom, 1986 rolled around. You had taken a sizable bite out of a legal studies diploma, and in doing so, you burnt yourself all the way out. You were lost, and tired, and you really didn’t know what you were doing with your life anymore. So, you did the only rational thing you could think to do- you ran right home. Cursed or not, at least you didn’t have to deal with citing your sources in Hawkins.  
The town was more or less as you’d left it, just a bit more traumatized. Everything and everyone felt on edge as if the town was holding its breath, waiting for the next tragedy to unfurl itself upon them. Your parents were welcoming, happy to have their pride and joy home from school, and also happy to have you safe where they could see you. You couldn’t blame them for that one. The longer you spent in Hawkins, the more you understood the anxiety that came with your loved ones going unaccounted for.  
Overall, you were pretty good at keeping track of the people you cared about- but there was one person who you couldn’t find, no matter how hard you searched. It was almost like Eddie was actively avoiding you. Of course, you couldn’t be sure, but you still weren’t lovin’ it.
That fun bundle of anxious thoughts combined with the existential stress that followed you home from school kept you up at night. You didn’t sleep well at the best of times, but with all of that on your plate? You kind of just stared at the ceiling for eight hours at a time, stressed as hell and bored out of your mind.
So eventually, you just decided to go out and do something. Anything. Anything at all, you just needed the stimulation- you required enrichment in your environment, goddamnit.
Of course, everything was closed, so you ended up driving circles around Hawkins every night, waiting for some kind of plot to happen to you.
And then it did! The plot fucking rear-ended you like a bitch!
You almost didn’t want to blame the plot- it was raining pretty hard that night, and the roads were a little slick. Unfortunately, the plot drives like a fucking madman, and he always does this, and he always has.
Even so, when you climbed out of your car and saw the face of the man that hit you- or rather when you heard the voice of the man who hit you- you couldn’t find it in yourself to be mad.
“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!”
“Munson?” 
Eddie looked like a deer in headlights, which, in some ways, he was. The man barely got a word in before you had him by the shoulders.
“I’ve been looking for you everywhere! Where have you been, man?”
Your smile was bright enough to light up the storm around you. Eddie tried to ignore that, and in doing so, he ignored your question altogether.
“I- I’m sorry about your car?” The way he says it makes it sound like a question, even though it’s very much a statement.  
“Yeah, yeah, don’t worry about it, I- Huh- oh, fuck, it’s wet out here, come on-” you grabbed his arm, confusing the hell out of him as you all but dragged him with you, “Get in my car, it’s dry.”
He wonders, briefly, why you decided to climb into your newly damaged car instead of his relatively undamaged van, but he doesn’t stop to question it. Instead, he just followed you in and out of the rain.
The two of you fell silent the second you closed the doors behind you. You sat like that for a few minutes, both of you waiting for the other to start the conversation. Eventually, you snapped. 
“Ok, but seriously man, where have you been? I was kind of getting nervous, to be honest-”
“In my defence, I did not know you were back.”
You shrugged, “Fair enough. I mean, I’ve only been back for like, five minutes.”
“And you didn’t come to find me? Tsk, tsk, (Y/N), I’m disappointed.”
“I tried!” Your voice was half a whine and half a laugh, “I genuinely couldn’t find you, it sucked. I mean, shit man, you live here, you have to be aware of what people say, right? Hawkins is cursed, people go missing, monsters lurk in the shadows, blah blah blah,” you wiggle your arms around as you speak to accentuate your point, “Things are weird here, y’know? And when you can’t find the people you care about, it’s possible that something bad happened-”
He scoffed and tried to ignore the fact that you still cared about him, “Yeeeeah, I don’t think you have to worry about me. Depending on who you ask, I’m a very big part of the curse.”
You raised an eyebrow, “Why? Oh, no, wait, is it because of Dungeons and Dragons?”
“Yeah. Yeah, it’s about Dungeons and Dragons.”
“Jesus Christ,” you let your head hit the steering wheel, “Small towns are fucked, I swear to God.”
He nodded in agreement, and the car returned to silence. The only sounds were the rain hitting the roof and the sounds of your breathing.  
“Hey, y’know what?” You sat back up, “You should come with me. Like, when or if I go back to school, you should come with me.”
“Yeahhh, that’s not gonna happen. I still haven’t graduated, so… yeah, it’s not- it’s not gonna happen.”
“Huh. Well, shit, do you wanna swap places?”
He didn’t answer that question, he just kind of looked at you like, “???”
“Yeah, I mean, I think I’d kill to just go back to high school? I didn’t have to worry about tuition, or where my life is going, or citing my fucking sources,” you leaned back, your hands running over your face, “And yeah, the food was shit, and the people were generally awful with you being the exception, but I- I just feel so lost now. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with my life anymore, man.”
For a moment, you’re lost in your own mind. Then, you feel a hand on the side of your face. And another hand on your face. Eddie Munson held your face in his hands. His grip was gentle, much softer than anyone else would expect it to be. His fingers were rough against your skin, but you really didn’t mind it- if anything, it was a feeling you’d missed.
“(Y/N), babe, I am still in high school. I also have no idea what I’m doing with my life!”
You shut your eyes and leaned into his hold, letting yourself relax for the first time in ages. One of your hands wrapped around one of his wrists, just to feel a little closer to him. Eddie tried to fight off the butterflies in his stomach. He failed miserably.
“We should form a union,” you whispered, “A union of people who just… don’t know what they’re fucking doing.”
He nodded along with you before taking his hands from your face and slapping his thighs and pushing the door open, “I don’t know what we’re gonna do with our lives, but I know what we should be doing right now. Come with me!”
It was your turn to follow in confusion- which you did. You let him pull you out into the rain and into his van, where he promptly threw a bag of weed at your face. He didn’t mean to throw it in your face, but it hit you there anyway. The two of you proceeded to hotbox the shit out of Eddie’s van.
You weren’t entirely sure if it was the drugs or the fact that you finally knew your dear friend was safe, but you were finally able to sleep that night, safe and sound.
And then a teenager got murdered in his living room like a week later, but let’s not worry about that.
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we desperately need more hybrid aus in the stranger things universe. Of all kinds. Deer hybrid Steve with a crown of antlers. Cat hybrid Steve with his swishy tail. Dog hybrid Eddie wanting to chew on Steve’s antlers so very bad. Possum Eddie hanging upside down just out of reach. All of it. Drown me in hybrid aus.
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doubleedgemode · 1 year
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It's about time I drop my class ideas for the g.o. AU:
Note. I don't think the class names end in S if you're saying it on a plural way but, whatever:
Iops: Sol, Baiken, Leo, Zako B, Kliff, Slayer and Nagoriyuki (the latter two are iops in a much more vampiric way than usual)
Sadidas: Jam (being surrounded by plants does absolutely NOT help with a flammable restaurant)
Ecaflips: Johnny, Chipp, Zako C
Cras: Bridget
Xelors: Axl, I-No, Bedman and Delilah
Fecas: Potemkin, Answer and Anji
Sacrieurs: A.B.A, Raven
Eniripsas: Faust, Fanny and Leap
Ouginaks: Izuna
Huppermages: Ky, Judgment.. Zappa too perhaps?
Osamodas: May, Giovanna and Testament
EliAtropes: Ramlethal, Happy Chaos
Eliatrope Dragon: Elphelt
A very special eliatrope/dragon: Aria/Justice/Valentine (yes they're the same person in this au. Actually, it's not set in stone but at least Justice would be a super cool dragon for sure)
EliOtropes: Dizzy, Sin
Maskeraider but, not like the canon ones, I think: Jack-O
Minor almost godly spirits which are basically personifications of the Paladir/Necrome thing: Undine and Necro, respectively (come on even his name fits)
Regular unaffiliated humans: Goldlewis, Vernon, Daryl (I might make him a hupper..? but maybe he'd then be too similar to Ky) Crow
Steamer: Haehyun and Zappa (that or a hupper or unaffiliated..)
Steamer adjacent robot or something: Robo-Ky and RK MK II
Sacrimages *: Asuka
Srams: Millia and Venom
Roublards: Zato and Zako A
Shushus: Eddie, Lucifero, Roger, S-KO, Angra, the bad guy that got ahold of Judgment and Paracelsus
Elemental/or some sort of regular dragon: Dr Paradigm (I GUESS)
As for Leopaldon.. I don't know. Maybe the human is an osa, the dog is a milou and the gear is a shushu but.. Dunno. Leopaldon is Leopaldon lmao
Idk for Ariels either.. Maybe a hupper?? Probably I'll go the boring routes or make her (spoiler) canon in this au, as the gg one, or just a high level shushu
Goldlewis' coffin friend: A very minor god who's almost in the verge of disappearing due to people not believing in them. Their only believer? Goldlewis, but he believes they're an unexplained monster (monster as in the kros.moz definition where they just commonly exist) so, they're there but not that powerful..
Janvis or whatever the jellyfish cat is called: Chacha :)
*ofc hybrid classes are a topic of contention but, they are Technically canon yet very rare. Asuka is straight up a Hupper, and probably was one before, but his perspective about pain and his eye thing that remind me of larmes de sang (sacrieur technique) so he became both. Sacrimages is a made-up word, but with Nitura calling hybrid classes a combination of their names (ex: osadida) I thought Sacrimage would fit the bill.
#Long post#U can tell I love iops.. Beloveds#Surprisingly idc as much abt huppers haha#Guilty Omelette#Footnotes: Judgment is a hupper witch like Julith#Idk if RK is a series made robot that gets a conscience OR the especific RK we know is a wak.fu era steamer (aka a person who was turned#Into a robot. Basically). Whatever the case... He's powered by weird looking crystals#Sorry do.fus era steamers. I ignored you. Wait. Maybe I should make zapppa one for variety. Shrug#Yeah I will.#Obvs El can take on a human form but Has a dragon form. She obvs doesn't look 100% human. Think of Phaeris and especially adult Grougal#From the show. Yeah#U notice no enutrofs or pandawas cause. Idk if I'll even include them. Enus are too close to some stereotypes from what I've read. I ignore#Them. Pandawas. Same but maybe not as Bad. But idk abt them#Ik enus not being a thing throws off the wo12 denomination but. Both for GO and my kros.moz things. Maybe Ouginak was in the pantheon from#The get go. He's just reclusive lol. Idk#Oops I got carried away um.#Faust is.. A necrome eniripss probably. Idk if that happens after the strive equiv or he was just like that. We have to let normal enis to#Be weird from the get go cause Equality. Fun fact. The one paladir eni dude reminds me of axl#Umm anji uses shields instead of fans. He probably doesn't use a staff. Answer n Potemkin prob do however. Though they also use shields#Idk if Pott is straight up a necro. Probably not. But the canon necro feca guy w the shield mask?? HIS VIBES..#Venom prob has a sort of skull design rather than only the eye but like. Idk.#Also u can tell I love shushus lmaoo#Sorry this is rough I'm editing as I write. I'm prob forgetting things#Suggestions for this are accepted#@people who don't know wtf I'm talking abt in regards to this au: Don't worry about it#text tag2b named
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lesbiannancytruther · 2 years
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mythical moment au but the fun part
i real life thought i was gonna save this for tomorrow but then i got too inspired so these are how the core four are impacted by this curse
okay first the vampires:
nancy is a special case because not only has she been to the upside down not once, not twice, but three times!!, but she’s also been vecna’d. im not gonna make her a hybrid case, she’s very much just a vampire, but this manifests weirdly. considering she got that weird intimate mental connection with the upside down, she’s way more in tune with her “charmspeak” and natural allure, so much so that she’s very magnetic and difficult to ignore, especially when she’s fully nourished and happy. she’s also very in tune with the way people are, it’s impossible to lie to her and she can see straight through any attempts at sly manipulation/deception, all of which make her a supernaturally excellent reporter. she’s not as physically strong or fast as eddie, but she’s got crazy good eyesight and by extension, impeccable aim (that’s right she still gets a gun in this au). she’s got moderate self-control, but her biggest weakness comes in the form of silver. considering it’s a “magical” weakness, any wounds caused by silver hit her way harder and make her sick. she can bounce back, but it knocks her on her ass like nothing else can. one good thing though? she has a great excuse to carry around cute umbrellas.
okay so eddie is like very opposite to nance, considering he’s got the whole cryptid greasecore vibe he’s wayyy strong and fast, easily the strongest in the group (followed by nancy, then robin, then steve), and he’s super durable, able to take hits like a champ. at this expense though, he literally can not stand the sun, under any circumstances, like hissing and rolling around on the floor, its BAD. by extension, he’s far from being as physically alluring as nancy is, grabbing more attention in the “woah that guy looks so strange lets get a closer look” way than the “wow hes so sexy...” way bc he’s really not steve is just kinda weird. out of everyone he’s the most accepting of the curse considering he can literally fit his aesthetic perfectly.
onto the werewolves!
robin is an interesting case, considering she’s always been so physically vulnerable and very much so clumsy the curse both made it better and worse, because she’s really strong and fast, which means breaking things on accident and running into things as a wolf (she’s ran into steve so many times its not even funny). nancy is still stronger than her when she’s in her human form but as a wolf she’s stronger than nance. robin is a very curious wolf, getting into more trouble by exploring and getting literally so lost over being a monster because she has no sense of direction and is only moderately okay at tracking. her fur is a weird red/brown/blonde color and is super pretty, her eye color staying consistent to her human eye color. robin deals with worse chronic pain than steve because she gets so beat up as a wolf by just fucking around and finding out, but she bounces back faster after the full moon than he does. she also remembers more from her time as a wolf than steve does. robin is very physically affectionate, always having an arm around nance or holding steve’s hand (platonically >:( ) because it grounds her and helps her think clearly and also dog instincts idk....
okay so mr. harrington... i very much hate the mama steve jokes but a lot of the good parts of his character come from the fact that he cares so much about people and watches out for them, so don’t look too hard into some of this. despite robin being stronger, steve is bigger than her, and he’s got crazy intimidation factor, like he’s the scary dog privileges (literally) of the friend group. he’s got weirdly fluffy and soft brown fur and brown eyes. steve is a lot more durable in both the physical and weather endurance sense. his senses are stronger than robin’s, he’s an excellent tracker and is usually the one to find robin when she gets lost and bring her back because he has a much better sense of direction. steve is a lot more protective in his wolf form (which is saying a lot bc im a big advocate for protective!robin and she very much is in this au), pretty aggressive and way more likely to maim someone who fucks up than robin is. steve feels AWFUL after changing back like he’s downed for two days afterwards. he’s very in tune with everyone in his circle and tries his best to support anyone who needs it. steve also basically remembers nothing from the change other than vague impressions of feelings.
okay now thats it for the night
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ddejavvu · 1 year
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okay but puppy!eddie AND puppy!steve both licking you out 🥴 making my brain so brrrrr 😵‍💫
This post is 18+, minors dni / hybrid au faq
😵‍💫 ugh they’re so desperate and pussydrunk!!! They’re rolling around and wrestling on the bed and smothering you and Steve’s face gets mashed into your lap - instantly he smells you and gets sidetracked. Eddie’s still gnawing at his ear but as soon as he realizes Steve’s burrowing his face between your legs and groaning at the scent of your cunt through your pajama pants, he readjusts himself so that he can nose at you too. There’s not much room down there but they spread your thighs as far apart as they can go, insisting on licking and lapping at the dampening fabric of your underwear. Once they’ve got it soaked through they can really smell you, and Steve yanks your panties to the side so he can nose his way into the real thing. The second his tongue touches your slick, throbbing cunt he’s a madman, and Eddie can smell you just as strong as Steve licks at you. He dives in just as eagerly, tongue lapping up the mixture of your slick and Steve’s drool that seeps down your ass. Eventually they get into a rhythm, steve stretched out over your belly and making out with your cunt from above, while Eddie sucks you dry from the bottom. Steve pays special attention to your puffy clit and Eddie’s tongue works through your folds with the sloppy,messy urges of his pussydrunk brain. They don’t care how many times you cum, if they’re still going it’ll happen again. You end up squirting on Eddie’s face and Steve licks him clean as best he can while Eddie’s still tonguing your cunt
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fuckyeahfightlock · 2 years
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Hoo doggie, two stinkers in a row.
Yesterday’s scary movie was Temple, an ultra-low budget film about three impossibly gorgeous young American persons (hetero couple plus woman’s male BFF) who travel to Japan to photograph and film Shinto and Buddhist temples “for my religious studies class” (seems pretty serious for just one class!), but of course the only actual temple they visit is the one where a monk kidnapped and murdered a bunch of children back in the day. And a kitsune haunts the area? And there’s an abandoned mine nearby? Big twist, the survivor being interviewed by the police has a history of mental illness so They think he killed the other two. And he might have, I couldn’t tell.
[so obscure there isn’t a single solitary gif from it on tumblr or elsewhere on the internet]
Ghost children, decent creature design on the woman/fox hybrid kitsune, good effects for a low budget film, insufferable fuckboy, something about either an abortion or a miscarriage?, cute shiba inu dog.
Not good. Not even bad, just not good.
Today’s scary movie was Curs>r: Choose or Die, which I’m going back and forth on. It’s actually not terrible. It has some moments, and it’s creative. Also features “Are ‘Friends’ Electric?” by Gary Numan and Tubeway Army so it can’t be all bad.
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A poor high school dropout who longs to work in computer programming (but, again, high school dropout) and her game-designer BFF (who has a crush on her) discover a green-on-black text adventure game from the ‘80s at an estate sale cleanout type thing, and discover it compels users to harm others by the forced choices it presents (”Break more? or Clean Up? CHOOSE OR DIE”). Turns out there’s a curse. And after four terrible levels, a Boss Battle against Eddie Marsan.
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~FUcK *tHe * EiGhtIEs????!!! an indignant Eddie Marsan shouts back at her.
Again, decent effects for a cheaply-made movie. Solid acting, interesting premise/plot though the rules of the movie are not terribly clear so I was frustrated and confused at times. A little digital gore, but a lot of the scares are left to the viewer’s imagination and it pulls that off pretty well.
Ghost children, tough final girl, class struggle, insufferable fuckboy who is also a drug dealer/pimp, syringes, scalpels, broken glass. Seems like a movie that could be rewritten/remade and go from a B- to an A.
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ghostlynimbus · 2 years
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Not to add s4 characters into all of my ongoing fics but... (lmao jk i am absolutely going to do that)
any thoughts on incorporating s4 characters into the discount dog verse?
I think... Chrissy's definitely going to be human in this AU. And I think maybe? I'd consider making Eddie a hybrid.
If Eddie is a hybrid though, it'd either have to be something he has somehow managed to keep a secret or he can't go to school, at least not to start out with.
Hawkins doesn't have a hybrid specific school, and hybrids aren't normally allowed to attend human schools.
Dustin's the only hybrid in Hawkins that's been given an exception to this rule (at the start of this story, that may change later) and that's at least partially because he's half human and his human mom fought really hard (and for a long time) to get him that exception.
I think... I like the idea of Eddie being a hybrid and never having gone to school. Wayne's the first person in Eddie's life to care enough about him to have been willing to try to get him into school, but Eddie was already older when Wayne got him and it maybe felt too late at that point?
(I think im going to have wayne be a human, just to make 'custody of eddie' less complicated, and since I want eddie to be a full hybrid i think that's going to mean that wayne isn't going to be blood related. Maybe one of Eddie's parents belonged to Wayne's family when Wayne was growing up and they grew up together kind of like siblings because of that?)
I think it'd be fun for Jason to loose Chrissy to a hybrid, he probably has a very low opinion of them.
What kind of hybrid should Eddie be.... hmmm...
My initial thought was some sort of bird, maybe a cockatoo, but i also kind of like playing around with like a "big bad wolf" type of theme. And im sure there are a lot of other great options...
(also I want to think about other s4 characters... maybe some from s3 too...
heather is definitely going to be a human... but idk about robin...
Maybe alexei could be a hybrid?
Argyle can definitely be a hybrid... maybe he and billy went to the same hybrid school back in california? Im sure i can find an excuse to move him out to hawkins eventually...)
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thechaosmuses · 1 year
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◈  ━ share some headcanons that you have for a muse of your choosing
↓ ━ have you had any bad experiences with roleplaying?
☾ ━ how many pets do you own? if none, what kind of animals do you like?
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mun related (I'm gonna answer the headcanon one last because it's long-)
(1) have you had any bad experiences with roleplaying?; I have, yeah, I could go on and on about a whole bunch of stuff that happened when I first got back into it back in June '21 but for the sake of my own sanity I won't go deep into anything, but it was a very wild two months I'll just say that. But I came out of it with a couple of really great friends and a long-lost love for roleplaying and creating oc's and world building in a Discord server. Like the fictional town we have is just.. ah I love it. Also, when I came back to Tumblr I had someone from that wild two months who to sum it up is just not a good person decide to make call-out posts about me and my two best friends so that wasn't a good time at all. (2) how many pets do you own? if none, what kind of animals do you like?; I have two dogs, a golden retriever named Marley who if you've seen Marley & Me is basically that dog in real life. And a Siberian husky named Demon who ironically is not named after the dog from Snow Dogs but is very similar to him. Demon is named Demon because I was reading a list of husky names off to my parents and said "Damon" and they heard "Demon" and well, here we are 5 years later- But I do love dogs, I always have, even when I was a baby- and I love wolves also, and foxes and tigers, especially white tigers- and I do love cats too, I just have a preference for dogs but I would happily own both-
(3) share some headcanons that you have for a muse of your choosing; Oh man it's really hard to choose just one- or even just a few but I've got a few in mind-
Okay, one sorta headcanon I have about Dustin Henderson that I've been meaning to mention is that I love the idea of him having only sisters, whether older or younger- he's got two older ones in separate verses of mine, Valerie ofc but in one Elie ( @theolderh3nderson ) and in another Lydia ( @heldheart ) and as far as they're all concerned, they are canon for him. But more than that I think him having only sisters plus an absent father for whatever reason is what makes him gravitate towards Steve and Eddie because while he loves and adores his sisters there's just some things he needs a father/brother figure for.
And just cause they're on my mind now, some headcanons I have about the Original Hybrid Triplets; Erik, Klaus and Kareena Mikaelson (I've had them on Discord for a while so I am very attached to them)
The triplets are pretty close and while Klaus had the privilege of being able to dagger his other siblings, he couldn't dagger them, so they have spent quite a lot of time together.
Erik and Klaus aren't quite identical, they do have a few slight differences though it's not anything people notice unless they really know them or are paying close attention, so they often get mistaken for one another. While that's fine for Klaus since Erik is the total opposite of him and is and always has been considered the "good brother", it's not always a good time for Erik as his brother has made thousands of enemies over the centuries. And Kareena is often the one people seem to forget exists though she doesn't really mind. She's not quite as intense as Klaus but she's definitely not as good as Erik, she's somewhere right in the middle, leaning a little more Klaus' way, especially when it comes to protecting her family.
Kareena actually left her family behind in the 1960s and 70s when she unexpectedly fell in love with a werewolf girl but in 1975 she came back to their shared home to find the love of her life had been killed. She still isn't sure who did it or why- whether it was a hunter, a robbery turned murder, an enemy of her family's, or one of her family members, possibly even Mikael. She spent the next two years before returning to her family trying to find out who had killed her lover but all she left was a trail of blood instead.
Erik also fell in love a few times over the years though he's always ultimately chosen his family over them. There's only been one person he considered staying for but that was back in the 1920's and they'd made the decision for him when he returned to their apartment to say he was going to stay, and they were already gone. (Also in the Discord server with my darlin' @chaos-awakens , Erik also falls in love with Caroline however he takes a step back for his brother, but they eventually reunite years later and end up together and they're relationship is just the cutest fucking thing and he's the sweetest stepdad to Josie and Lizzie)
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I am creation, both haunted and holy pt1
--------------------------------------------------------------- Summary: oh no Eddie don’t adopt another child  Word count: 3683 ao3 link: here ---------------------------------------------------------------
There was a soft knock. Eddie picked his head up, it was late, who would be knocking on his door at this hour? Sausage was already in bed and dead asleep. The knock had caused Bubbles to awaken from her slumber growling. He hushed the dog, setting down the hammer and his current project and making his way to the door. The heavy spruce and iron door creaked as it opened, He reminded himself to put some grease on the hinges. 
The last thing he expected to see was a small frame of a little girl and a deer. He opened his mouth, then closed it, too confused to say much. With the hand that was not propped on the deer, the little girl waved, sheepishly smiling, “Hello, I was looking for the blacksmith? I know it's late I just-” their voice cracking as they tried to speak over a whisper.
Eddie crossed his arms, “You’re looking at him, but where are your parents.”
She fiddled with a small pouch, “Oh good I was looking to comm-”
“Where are your parents?” Eddie pressed.
They froze, feet now shifting to have their toes pressed together, looking down, “I don’t know Sir.”
Eddie sighed, he already had Sausage who was more than a handful. But still, he crouched down, his tall stature probably adding to their fear, “I’m sorry, I’m Eddie,” He stuck out his paw, the frail child shaking it, “Now what's your name?” Maybe he could look into finding her parents.
She looked back at him, “Kichō.”
“That's a nice name,” He smiled, he offered his hand, “I’m Eddie. It's dark out why don’t you come inside?” They nodded, shaking as they let Eddie take their hand, the other one leaving the deer. For a moment She turned back, waving to it before the deer wandered off. He was still baffled by how unafraid the deer was. Her other hand quickly clasped over his, like her entire weight on his paw instead of her legs. His breath caught in his throat, but he tore his eyes away. As they walked inside to his kitchen he noticed the way she stumbled, slow with each step. Something was wrong. 
Eddie helped her into one of the chairs, almost giggling at the way they could just barely see over the table. Bubbles coming by for a sniff, and probably pets. He knew full well that Sausage and him were much taller than most. He didn’t know how Sauage got as tall as he was but for him, it was just the hybrid in him. “Would you like anything to eat or drink?” She shook her head, arms flat across the table, almost as if trying to pull herself up. “Then why were you out so late? It's pretty dangerous for a kid such as yourself.”
“I don’t want people to see me, but I came to ask for a commission,” The small bag being plopped on the table with a small jingle, “I made some money-”
He felt bad for cutting the poor kid off so many times but, “No payment, keep the money sweetheart.”
“Oh,” they said quietly, slowly pulling back the bag, “My legs are starting to hurt and I can’t walk right and I was wondering if you could make me something? Like a cane maybe? I know it's a lot but I don’t really have any other options. Everyone else seems so,” Their eyes darted around as if looking for danger, “Scary.”
Eddie didn’t admit it to many, but boy did he have a bleeding heart. She looked ten years old, at max and she was, begging for a cane. For now, He just patted her head, “Of course, I will, don’t worry about it alright? But I can’t have you walking home in the dead of night alright? Do you want to stay here?” Eddie knew he didn’t have a spare room, his spare was now owned by Sausage, but that didn't matter much. He could sleep on the couch. 
“Is there,” Once again, looking around as if they were being hunted, “Is there anyone else here?”
Eddie nodded, “Just my godson Sausage. He’s currently asleep upstairs in his room.”
“Is he like you?” She said the phrase so fast he almost didn’t catch what she had said. Their fingers instantly curling into fists, clutching the nightgown, trembling.
Eddie’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion, “Do you mean like rabbit or something else?”
“Rabbit.” She confirmed. 
He let his head sway side to side, “Well no, he's got rabbit ears and antlers coming in but looks pretty human.” He shook his head, remembering all times Sausage had set fire to something or caused some kind of chaos. 
Eddie watched as fear flashed like thunder in their eyes as they hopped off the chair, “Oh well, I’ll get going then!” Their voice had jumped almost an entire octave and was hurried in a way he couldn’t explain.
Eddie held out his hands to try to stop her escape, “Woah Woah, let's sit back down. He doesn’t harm anyone! Quite alright if you ask me.” The child took another step before stumbling and this time actually tripping, he stuck his arms out, catching them just in time. He lifted them just enough so he could look them in the eyes, “What makes you so worried?”
“Last time I saw momma before she dropped me off in the house in the woods, she told me not to trust anyone and not let anyone in.” Oh great, a bad mom and an abandoned child, his heart was going to bleed out if they kept talking.
“Then why do you trust me?” He asked. 
Then they smiled, “Well you're a rabbit of course! The animals at home never hurt me! They take care of me!” Oh, now he was going to melt. The kid beamed with all the radiance of the sun. 
He could help when she smiled and made his own come on to his face, “Fair enough, you can just stay in my room until I get it done yeah? Sausage isn't allowed in there anymore. He came in one morning, buzzin’ like a bee, jumping on my bed, snapped it right in half.”
She giggled, “Okay,” then her smile faltered, “But, where are you going to sleep?” Eddie stood up, taking her hand in his, leading her to his room, Bubbles trailing behind. Luckily his house was all one story. 
He shrugged, “I’m just fine sleeping on the couch.”
Her face now a frown, “Oh, are you sure?”
Eddie ruffled her hair, “I’ve done it plenty of times before, doesn’t bother me now.” There was some truth to his statement, there had been plenty of nights where he was too exhausted from working, and instead of making it to his room, he’d just crash on the couch. What he did lie about was it not bothering him, he always woke up with a sore back, regretting it and telling himself he’d never do it again. “Now come on,” He picked them up by the armpits, slinging them around just like he used to with Sausage when he was much younger. Her giggles returned and resonated like ringing bells in his ears. Carefully, he tucked them into his bed, its massive size making the kid seem even tinier. After patting down the blankets, she yawned, he gave a small chuckle, “Goodnight Kichō.”
Through a mumble, they whispered, “Good night Mister.” Then, their eyes closed, and he watched for a minute as her breathing slowed to a long rise and fall. He made his way to the doorway, looking back one more time, before heading downstairs to the couch. 
Eddie awoke to Sausage, his own rabbit ears flopping about, poking him, “Overworking yourself again huh?” Bubbles was at their feet, looking for breakfast.
It took him a second to blink away the sun in his eyes, before he sat up, bones popping as he stretched, “Not quite.”
He watched as Sausage's head tilted like Bubbles, “Oh? Do tell.”
Eddie knew he could trust Sausage, this was not an exception, “A little kid came in last night, it was nearly eleven p.m. poor thing asked for a cane, said their legs were giving out. Even worse, it's so skittish. They almost tried to go home last night, didn’t allow it to, so their asleep upstairs. So Sausage,” He held out his pinky, “You don’t know it's here.”
Sausage latched on to his pinky with his own, shaking it almost like a handshake, “I don’t know it's here.”
“Good,” Eddie ruffled his hair, carefully avoiding the antlers just starting to come in, as Sausage called out to protest, “I’ll go get started on breakfast.” Eddie headed into the kitchen.
Sausage was quick to follow, “Oooo, what's for breakfast?” 
Eddie stopped to look at him, causing sausage to crash into him, “You think I know? I haven’t even touched the pantry yet.” Then resuming his walk to the pantry, “I know one thing for sure, we're not having Sausages.” Eddie smirked, remembering the time he made sausages for breakfast. It was the first and last time. Sausage burst into tears, thinking that Eddie had cooked parts of him. 
Sausage rolled his eyes, “Come on now, you gotta let that go. It was years ago!” 
Eddie laughed to himself as he grabbed out eggs and hashbrowns, “And yet it's my favorite story to tell.”
Sausage groaned, putting his head on the table and slinging both arms over his head, as Eddie lit the stove, the familiar tick tick tick, before it burst into flames, “You’re so mean.” 
Eddie oiled the pan before setting it on the stove to heat up, “Sure sure.” 
Breakfast continued on with their usual banter. Sure Eddie always gave him a hard time but he always made sure Sausage knew he was wanted here. Eddie had always attracted the people who were so-called tragedies, it was no surprise to anyone that Eddie immediately took Sausage in. He had always liked those people more, being one himself. They always seemed to appreciate the finer things in life more, not taking anything for granted. 
A knock from the door broke their usual breakfast, Sausage bolted up calling out, “I got it!” There in the doorway stood the man from the day before, he had traveled all this way for a chisel. He watched for a moment as they bantered and Sausage just laughed, pushing the man down at the breakfast table, offering the man breakfast, which the man held out his hand and shook his head. 
A flash of movement caught Eddie's eyes as he looked down the hall, there was the kid from last night, tucked right around the corner watching them. Eddie sighed, getting up, he patted Sausage on the back before taking his plate to the sink and giving it a quick rinse. He grabbed a fresh plate, making the portions smaller before heading down the hall, calling to Sausage that he’d be right back and to feed Bubbles. The floorboards creaked under him as he made his way back. She had just stayed put, watching him come closer till they were right next to each other, just staring. “Good morning Kichō.”
Looking back up at him, their big bright golden hazel eyes staring straight into his ashen grey ones, “Good morning Mister Eddie.” 
“Would you like some breakfast? I made Eggs and hashbrowns.” Her gaze nervously looked to the kitchen table to the sounds of Sausages roaring laughter and the man looking like he was pouting. They both turned to look back at each other, “You don’t have to sit at the table, you can eat in my bed.” They nodded, sticking out their hand, the other on the wall, Eddie grabbed their hand leading them back. He set them back into the bed, setting the plate on the bedside table for a second. He grabbed out the little bed table he had made for sausage when he was younger, poor kid had gotten sick so often. Gently he unfolded the legs, setting them down over their lap. He set the plate and the silverware down, “There you go. Eat up.” 
Neither of them spoke for a while she ate, Bubbles eventually making her way over and hopping up on the bed, curling up at the foot. But of course, Eddie could never stand silence for too long, “So, Have you thought about what kind of wood you want?”
The kid's face twisted into one of confusion, “There's more than one type of wood?”
Eddie bit back a laugh, shock hitting him, oh dear lord this kid. “Yes, there's nine types of wood. Would you like me to go grab some samples?” They just nodded, taking another bite. “Alright, I’ll be right back.” Eddie made his way out of the room. Now the sounds of clanking metal now fading in. Seems like Sausage was already hard at work, breakfast cleaned up. He leaned into the forge, “Hey Sausage.”
Sausage paused, looking up from his project, lifting up his goggles, “What's up?”
Eddie patted the door frame with two solid knocks, “You’re answering the door today yeah?”
Sausage nodded, putting his goggles back on, “Oh for sure. I got it covered.” And be returned to his work. 
Eddie took that as his queue to leave, heading into the storage room. He had to dig around for a while, but eventually, he found it. It was a small piece of plywood with each piece of wood on it, a simple one by one-inch square. He looked around the storage room one last time, god he really needed to organize this place. He shook his head, that was a project for another day. 
By the time Eddie had made it back to his bedroom, Kichō was all finished with breakfast. She was staring out the window. He gave a gentle knock on the open door, letting her know that he was here. Unfortunately, she still jumped a mile high which caused Bubble's head to shoot up. “Sorry,” He halfway laughed, “Whatcha looking at?”
Their eyes drifted back to the window, Bubbles relaxing, going back to her nap, “The butterflies saw I was gone and came looking for me. I’m usually outside on my swing feeding them by now.”
Eddies face twisted in doubt, “Uh huh, sure.” That sounded a little darker than he had hoped it would. 
She huffed, crossing her arms, “Oh yeah? Just open the window. I’ll show you.”
“Okay, just don’t be too sad when they don’t come in alright?” Although he halfway raised Sausage, he was still terrible with crying children. He slid open his window, the warm morning breeze drifting in, bringing with it, tens of butterflies, all flocking to Kichō. His jaw dropped. He’d never even seen so many and of all different kinds. Unbelievable. 
They sat there giggling as they were swarmed, talking to them, and the butterflies responded, almost like they could understand each other. “I told you so.” She said beaming once more. 
He blinked a couple of times, closing his mouth, trying to shake himself from his stupor, “Yeah I guess so.” 
They held out their finger, a butterfly landing on them as he sat down next to them, “See this one? It's from my first year of raising butterflies. A Pipevine Swallowtail or Battus philenor. They’re my favorite.”
Eddie watched the blue and black wings spotted with orange open and close, “Those are some big words.”
He swore her smile got just a bit bigger, “Why thank you!”
He laughed again, “You’re welcome. Now, let's pick out wood huh?” He pulled out the samples. “So here are the samples,” carefully pointing to each as he called out their name, “Then these are our nether woods-”
“Nether?” They paused looking up at him.
“Yeah the nether, a whole ‘nother dimension.” Eddie nodded.
She gasped, “Really? What's it like there? Is it pretty?”
“Unfortunately, quite the opposite. It's hot, everything is on fire, lava everywhere and barely any plants.” Eddie sighed, remembering the time he tried to travel there to get the wood himself, the piglin guards tried to make him pay a giant gold fee. He stomped off saying forget it. Ever since he's just had the wood imported, expensive as all get, but worth it in his opinion. 
“But you said this wood is from there?” Kichō said pointing to the Warped fungus. 
“There's only two biomes plants can grow and really these aren’t really trees, their really thick Fungi.” He explained. 
They gasped, “Really!? That's so cool.” Kichō rubbed her chin for a second before pointing to the warped fungus, “Can I have this one? It matches my favorite butterfly!”
Eddie chuckled, “Of course kiddo.”
Eddie spent the rest of the day on the project, occasionally checking in on Kichō. Bubbles keeping her company amidst all the butterflies. He pushed the rest of the projects behind. Those projects could all wait. Honestly, He was thankful Kichō had chosen this type of wood, it was so much easier to carve than almost all the others, but still incredibly sturdy, but he was going to reinforce it with a hallow metal rod inside anyways. He took his time with it, occasionally testing it himself, making sure it didn’t crack or break. But still, he wanted to decorate it, but his paws were too large for tiny details. 
“Sausage,” Eddie said as he held out the tiny cane, examining his work.
Sausage was doing the same, polishing the handle of that chisel, “Yeah?”
“Do you think you could come do some detail work on this for me?” Eddie said handing over the cane.
Sausage nodded, putting down the chisel, “Yeah for sure, like what?”
“Butterflies, Kid loves ‘em. Says she raises a new species every year.” Eddie watched as Sausage turned it over.
“Oh really? That's so cute. Never tried before but you can bet your bottom dollar I’ll do it just perfect.” Sausage bragged. Eddie swore he had some gift from the gods with craftmanship. At a little more than half his age, Sausage was already much better than he and boy did he know it too. Boy let the entire world know at this point, letting anyone who asked know. Not that it was unjustified. 
Eddie leaned back, watching as Sausage practiced on a random scrap of wood lying around, of course getting it perfect first try. Sausage raised an eyebrow, asking him if Eddie thought it was good, Eddie nodded, “You’re pretty damn good sausage.” 
Sausage puffed out his chest as he picked up the cane, “Oh but of course.”
Eddie was tempted to smack the boy upside the head, but just huffed instead, “Don’t get too big of a head now.” 
Sausage smiled that million-dollar smile before saluting him, “Aye aye cap!” Sausage's attention now on the cane. 
With that, Eddie retreats letting Sausage focus. “Don’t cut yourself!” He threw behind him as he left. He heard an “I won't!” faintly behind him. 
Eddies' eyes traveled to the windows, watching as the Sun dipping just below the horizon painting the sky with all sorts of colors. He smiled to himself, he ought to start on dinner. Not before checking in on Kichō. Learning from last time, he just called into the room, “Hey kiddo.”Both Bubbles and Kichō froze. Bubbles' tails was thumping against the bed as she was in a playful pose. Eddie laughed, “Seems like you two were having fun.” 
Bubbles bounced back into action, barking playfully. Kichō giggled, “I like your doggy.”
Eddie sat on the bed, “I like her too, although she's really Sausages.” At first, Eddie was not entirely enthralled with getting a dog, so he made Sausage work for it. He wasn’t even sure how many commissions Sausage had taken and finished that week. When he saw that boy bounding back with that tiny puppy in tow, he didn’t regret letting him get that dog. Not one bit. Ever since then Sausage and Bubbles have almost been inseparable. “Speaking of Sausage, he's just adding some finishing details on your cane, then I’ll put some polish on it and you’ll be all set yeah?”
He was surprised and flinched when she squealed, “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” Arms flinging out and pulling him into a hug. He almost yelped, choosing to chuckle instead, patting her on the back.
“My pleasure kiddo, we’ll feed you too. Can’t have you going home on an empty stomach alright?” Eddie said letting go which was quickly replaced by Bubbles curling up in her lap.
“Are you sure, you're being so kind?” They said sheepishly. 
“Not another word,” Eddie cut them off. “You’re a kid, don’t worry about it alright?” 
Dinner went by without a hitch, the butterflies then long gone. The moon was starting to rise, and stars starting to appear. Eddie sighed, looking toward the forest. Was it really safe for this small child? He’d heard rumors of something in the forest. Creatures of the night roaming freely. The traveler every once in a while tells of a monster that wasn’t a mob lying in the woods. But this kid had survived this long, there must have been a reason. He took a deep breath in, relaxing his whole body as he breathed out. 
“Ready to go?” Eddie said crouching down, holding out his arms. 
Kichō smiled, “I’m ready to try!”
“Careful now,” Eddie warned as he looked for anything out of place.
Kichō took a few steps, wobbling but still standing. Eddie smiled and she cheered. Reaching out she hugged him. Eddie hugged back, holding her tight. This wasn't his child but although he hated to admit it, he had gotten attached. 
Eddie took his time guiding them back to the forest's edge, “Are you sure you don't want me to walk you home?”
“I’m okay Mister Eddie.” Kichō waved, walking to the tree line's edge before turning and waving, “Goodbye Mister!”
Eddie waved back as she disappeared, “Goodbye Kichō.”
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Robin was usually one to avoid smoking, the effects of marijuana sometimes overstimulating her brain. However, since becoming friends with Eddie and in turn Rick-- she'd been learning about the different strands that were produced. Sativas? Out. Hybrids? Out. Indicas? She could do that. What was the saying? Something something in da couch? She did well with those strands and often would enjoy a joint with Steve, the guy her roommate the last few months. However it wasn't the hair himself sat next to her on the couch. It was @havvkinsqueen, smoke slowly pillaring from her lips as Robin waits for the joint to be passed back.
She speaks though, brain fuzzy and focus jumping from one ship to the next as if they hadn't been discussing the rise of men and fall of women. Or the impact of cismales on that of any other identity. Deep, long conversations that would've put Steve to sleep and Eddie into pure boredom stasis-- but she was having a good time, she was enjoying herself. She liked Chrissy. "You ever wonder how much easier life would be if we had just been born into a dog or something?"
4/20 starters.
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