#dr ian malcolm

[billy-fucking-loomis]

Got me kicking my feet and giggling

David Levinson (Independence Day 1996)

Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park 1993)

#movies #David levinson #ian malcolm #independence day #jurassic park #jeff goldblum #husband material #i love his face #jurassic world #90s icons #handsome #aliens #dr ian malcolm #chaos theory #i want him #horror #why is he so cute #nerdy babe

[spirker]

The makers of Jurassic Park were so crazy for this.

I just want to give a kiss to the person(s) who decided that Dr Ian Malcolm having his tits out was an essential plot point.

#and I don’t care how old Jeff goldblum is he can still get it #I saw this when I was about 7 and I’ve never been the same since #jurassic park #blorbos #dr Ian Malcolm #jeff goldblum

[chaotic--nat]

Can I have Ian Malcolm x reader where they both stay awake with each other after nightmares and fluff smut ensues,?

Ian Malcolm x Reader !

content: smut, fem!reader, fuck idk Ian body worship era, og jurassic park Ian, scientist reader, implied relationship

small summary: you and Ian had an eventful night after he gave you an on-hands demonstration of chaos theory

word count: 504

You and Ian were both respected scientists and as you worked together on numerous experiments, an all nighter in either one’s lab was destined to happen; luckily you were prepared with blankets, coffee, and various snacks! You enjoyed working with Ian because he always managed to keep you on your feet, his charming ways always had you surprised..especially this evening! Although you were an experimental psychologist and Ian was a chaos theorist, your work with him always made sense, which is why you're currently struggling to find the words to explain what predicament you're in, maybe he just left you speechless..

It all started with you sitting beside Ian as he showed you how chaos theory worked with water, his coarse hands delicately held yours as he poured the water in your hand. You did your best to pay attention as his hands played with yours, his hands were so gentle as he guided yours to make the water move around. As he moved your hand around, you couldn’t help but giggle at the thought of his fingers just making you a mess.. just the thought of Ian pleasing you and fucking you just with his fingers made you needy.. you weren’t sure if your fantasies were obvious but you were sure snapped back into reality from your dirty thoughts when Ian dried your hand up! 

As he did, he couldn’t help but ask “Did I lose you there? You started turnin’ all glass eyed.” He let out a small chuckle and you quickly nodded and laughed “yes I'm okay! I just had a few thoughts..for our next..experiment-! Though it’s a rather embarrassing idea” Ian couldn’t help but look at you with such an intrigued facial expression,, his face, his lovely, handsome face. His eyes were beautiful, you could stare and melt into them almost instantly! He leaned forward with a small chuckle to give you a quick peck on the lips “please, enlighten me dear. I'm sure it’s not embarrassing.” You couldn’t find a way to bring yourself to tell him that such a small thing gave you such a horny idea! 

He could tell by the way your cheeks flushed that there was no way in hell you were going to say anything.. Within an instant, Ian leaned forward and gently kissed your cheek, as he pulled away with a smirk he stated “if you’re so interested in something being studied, then my god, give me the opportunity..to study every inch of your body..” before you could process his question,, well statement, he had already pulled you into a sloppy kiss. You couldn’t help but whine as his movements, only encouraging him more to fuck you right this moment. Ian grabs you by your waist and sets you down on a nearby table and he instantly wipes the table clean, your brain was getting fuzzy already so all you could do was giggle..I think Ian enjoyed that too much, making your pretty little head go all fuzzy…!

author’s note: lmfao this took me too long to post, my wife helped me write this, I'll probably continue it later 💃🏻

#jurassic park #ian malcolm #dr ian malcolm #ian malcolm x reader

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real

#jurassic park #jeff goldblum #ian malcolm #dr ian malcolm #pookie

[callmebrycelee]

MAN CRUSH MONDAY

JEFF GOLDBLUM

Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum was born October 22, 1952 in West Homestead, Pennsylvania. The 71-year-old actor and musician is best known for Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and Jurassic World: Dominion and David Levinson in Independence Day and Independence Day: Resurgence. Mr. Goldblum has also had roles in The Big Chill, The Fly, Powder, The Prince of Egypt, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Thor: Ragnarok, and Asteroid City. Jeff can next be seen in the upcoming films Wicked and Wicked Part Two as the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Jeff is 6 feet and 4 inches tall.

#mcm #mcm 2024 #man crush #man crush monday #man crush mondays #jeff goldblum #brown eyes #dr ian malcolm #ian malcolm #the wonderful wizard of oz #libra #jurassic park #independence day #the big chill #the fly

[red-shadow-wolf-19]

I dunno who needs to hear this but:

Ian Malcolm is the bottom in the polycule that is Ellie/Alan/Ian.

#jeff goldblum #jurassic park #dr. ellie sattler #dr ian malcolm #dr alan grant #jurassic world dominion #jurassic world #dinot3 #look me in the eye and tell I'm wrong

[vintageseawitch]

Jurassic Park is clearly a Sam Neill & Jeff Goldblum thirst trap

#jurassic park #jurassic park 1993 #sam neill #alan grant #dr alan grant #jeff goldblum #ian malcolm #dr ian malcolm

[brokehorrorfan]

Jurassic Park’s Ian Malcolm and Stranger Things’ Steve Harrington are joining Funko’s Soda line of 4.25” vinyl figures in soda can-style packaging. They’re available to pre-order for $14.99.

Ian Malcolm is limited to 15,000 with an open-shirt chase variant. Steve Harrington is limited to 15,00 with a sunglasses chase variant. They’re both due out in April.

#jurassic park #stranger things #joe keery #jeff goldblum #steve harrington #ian malcolm #dr ian malcolm #funko #funko soda #toy #gift #jurassic world #stranger things 3 #steven spielberg #netflix

[dandyartz]

🦖✨the best trio to ever exist✨🦖

#digital art #art #digital drawing #illustration #fan art #dinosaur #fanart #jurassic world #jurassic park #jurassicfan #ian malcolm #dr ian malcolm #alan grant #ellie sattler #jurassic world dominion #jw dominion

[allhailthemightyquattro]

Possibly controversial take: Jurassic Park (1993) fails the Sexy Lamp Test, but not with any of its female characters. No, the Sexy Lamp in Jurassic Park is Dr Ian Malcolm. Watch the movie again and you’ll notice that the biggest contribution he makes to the plot is briefly distracting the T-Rex... which he does by waving a light over his head. Sexy Lamp.

#I think the 'sexy' part is self explanatory #jurassic park #ian malcolm #dr ian malcolm #jeff goldblum #just to be clear #this is a shitpost

[heavenboy09]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊  To 1 Of The Most Charismatic, Likeable Actor & Quite Possibly Most Irresistible Chaostician Of The Jurassic Era

He has played Scientist Roles for more then half of his Career and the Most Memorable Role of Them all

Is A Doctor Of Chaos Theory from a Long Lasting Popular Jurassic Franchise

65 Million Years In The Making

Coming from all the Way from West Homestead, Pennsylvania.

Please Give A Very Big Round Of Applause For 👏  The Guy Who warned us about Bringing Dinosaurs 🦕 back from EXTINCTION with Chaos Theory

The 1 & Only

Mr. Jeffery Lynn Goldblum / Dr. Ian Malcom 👨🏻‍🔬

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 to you Mr. Jeff Goldblum  #JeffGoldblum #DrIanMalcom #JurassicPark

#jeff goldblum #Jurassic Park #Jurassic World #Dr Ian Malcolm #Spotify

[phantompunkart]

am i late to jurassic park

#jurassic park #jurassic world #ian malcolm #alan grant #dr alan grant #dr ian malcolm

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ian: “it must be so hard not being able to smile”

alan: “you know i do have a sense of humour right?”

ian: “i’ve never seen you laugh.”

alan: “i’ve never seen you say anything funny.”

#jurassic park #alan grant #ian malcolm #dr ian malcolm #jeff goldblum #sam neill #jurassic park 1993

[h3llofaday]

Me when Dr Ian Malcom

#i may be named after Dr Allen Grant but dr Malcom?? love him #jurassic park #jurassic world #jurassic world dominion #ian malcolm #dr ian malcolm

[riaxen]

Jurassic World Dominion Spoilers!

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I can only attach so many Pictures/Videos in one post so if you click on the JWD Contraband tag it’ll take you to all the posts I have with videos and pictures from the movie

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Some of these scenes won’t have videos bc I had to watch out for ushers doing theater checks every 30 minutes or so.

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First scene I’m posting is the handoff scene between the og3, no video but the ush walked out just in time for me to get Alan being jealous asf

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He look so sad🥺🥺🥺

Apologies for the quality of this one ⬇️, the camera refocused and it got all bright. Tried fixing it but it wasn’t budging 💀

Okay Imma post everything chronologically. Again if you click the JWD Contraband tag it should take you to all the videos and pics I got 😁

#alan grant #alan x ellie #jurassic park #jurassic world dominion #dr alan grant #dr ellie sattler #ellie sattler #ian malcolm #jurassic world #dr ian malcolm #he’s a lil jelly #JWD Contraband

[hufflepuff221b]

Wait a minute.....

#steve harrington #stranger things #dr ian malcolm #jurassic park #hmmm interesting #🤔