#dude needs to get over himself

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[meowjings-arsb]

Went to the nearby island and found this weird bird livin’ there… 🦜

#my stoof #signatured #milly’s arts #Was wondering what his clothes were made of+where he got them from #leaves? Feathers? Spare cloth/colored tarp? #did he make it himself over time? Maybe Birdie made it for him? #but then I remembered that the local parrots can literally build complete functioning buildings. and magical warp towers etc #so a child’s outfit wouldn’t be that hard tbh #stardew valley #sdv #leo #I wanna give him wings so bad #But his 2 heart cutscene is giving complications. Maybe he gets them later? Or just funzie doodles to draw in an au or smth #Idk man #I’m having fun practicing drawing my new stardew oc tbh #The other oc fool that fell for them still needs a complete design if I’m gonna make them roommates tho sjshsiehsjsh #Am I gonna make them a key part or just more of a background character who’s ‘there’ but not incredibly important? #Idk how to explain my mind dude #……… #Is anyone still reading this

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

#metalocalypse #jay talkin #I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level #for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda #changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is #don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men #his transness wouldnt change that #only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically. #Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band #is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name; #over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had #he becomes more caring more supportive #it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind #and learns how to be a kinder man. #all of which have no contradictions with him being trans! #In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences #i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways #to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring. #Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL. #at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it #so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine #i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt #but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues #and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does #again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol #AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans #do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model #I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA

[mountinez]

this is the face he made when people said he was a good bodyguard in the race, and i got people (and himself) trying to convince me he was happy with today's results

#babe i've seen charles pulling the pr facade for 5 years now #the discourse of “i should be better at qualifying” says enough to me he was beating himself up #i know charles very well my dude #when will i get over it i can't even stand myself today i need to get over i'm still feeling awful

[cordycepsbian]

big fan of the dynamic between dmk and sectonia that only exists in our head and almost nobody else shares

#kirby #stuff i made tag #so we're very sleepy and probably won't explain well but #our hc of dmk is he's Just A Guy. he's not evil he just got brain corrupted when dark mind took over the mirror #and now he's stuck in a pocket dimension which is not doing any good for his recovery #but then taranza gives the mirror to sectonia and she's surprised to find A Dude in there #but she's a bit tired of only talking to other stuffy noble bugs so she likes the new company #unfortunately. dark mind's corruption is still affecting the mirror and therefore sectonia #twisting her into all her worst traits - not even dmk himself can help her #and he hates watching the same thing happen to sectonia that happened to him and got him in the mirror in the first place #when star allies happens we think he & taranza do get along. people who need therapy because of the mirror gang #that got long. might as well add character tags #dark meta knight #queen sectonia #joronia

[tvckerwash]

do yall ever think about how weird wash's fight scene in s12 is? specifically, that moment where he does that sideways flip while shooting (I believe) at felix? like wash is an enjoyer of combat rolls, my man is always rolling, but that one flip is a flashy, and dare I say, unnecessary move for wash to use.

I also find it interesting that they had him use his sidearm instead of his battle rifle, since in previous cqc situations wash has always used blades or blade like objects such as the epsilon unit. the only times I recall him using a magnum off the top of my head is when he shot south in s6, when he shot donut in s8, and when he threatened carolina in s10. if wash busting out his magnum, it's always symbolic of him letting some part of his personal feelings guide his actions, because shooting someone with a sidearm meant for close range is more intimate than using his primary mid/long range weapon.

this was obviously not the case in the s12 fight, and they probably did it just because it looked cool, but idk that's my random wash thought of the day.

#rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #mine #not t/oaru #look we all know that the chorus trilogy combat doesn't compare to monty's but idk i feel like they just didn't /get/ wash's fighting style #wash is pretty nimble and quick on his feet #he's not as graceful or as aggressive(?) as lina but he's definitely the kind of guy who doesn't just stand around and let himself get hit #words are not working atm so idk how to describe it but he's like not an exact equivalent but he acts as lina's counterpart among the dudes #like he's not staying in one place he's not muscle-ing his way through a fight he's dodging weaving dancing around his opponents #if he needs to get close he gets close if he needs to back off he backs off #carolina is short bursts of high intensity combat meant to overwhelm her opponents #wash is more focused on endurance and steadily picking away at his opponents over a longer period of time #but they both share that sort of “it's not bad if you don't let it hit you” mentality if that makes sense #also related to this post. why did he cut his hand and throw his blood on locus in the s13 fight. wash literally fought the meta who used #the same cloaking tech without needing to do anything like that bc he paid attention to his surroundings #or when he needed to take off his helmet to find locus via the trail from his gun #like yeah its cool but. idk it doesn't /feel/ like stuff wash would necessarily do you know? #idk I'm chalking it up to miles going like “my characters need to be so much better and so much cooler than these characters.” or smthn

[michiganmerchant]

web weaving or whatever

#last night my brain had two thoughts collide like atoms producing a nuclear fission in the form of THEE most insane trope to ME which is #pet psychopath and his even crazier handler -> brandt and luke respectively #watching brandt get at it with an OHL dad over the boards during the playoff like YEAHHH that's my dman with character issues #SO BEAUTIFUL. and the tsn video too. god. the one where he gets into a playfight but ends up spinning the dude around #the potential is THERE and i am cooking up SO many scenarios in my head i am actually going insane. #when you're the kid who used to beat up your brothers friends during street hockey and you were called a pitbull like CMONNNN #it's not that luke doesnt have character issues its just that it was trained out of him by ellen who would NEVER let that fly but unlike hi #lady byng finalist brother and his +2 penalty drawing brother luke has ZERO compulsions actually shithousing someone #and he's such a bitch about it too. he's more of a bitch than his two brothers combined. if penalties weren't a thing in real life #the clarke/hughes dpairing would be the most rat bastard shithousery penalty drawns tandem in the LEAGUE thats my inteprid take #and the thing about pet psychopath and his even crazier handler is it that the devotion goes CRAZYYYYYY #brandt going fucking insane and luke having to haul him off before he starts beating up the dude himself like NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY BABY!!! #even if my baby started it lol. if brandt's crazy luke is batshit insane and then brandt has to go haul luke off before he gets kicked out #someone tries to chirp brandt over him fighting for luke constantly and brandt is like :) you're fucking lucky it's not luke #because CRUCIALLY luke is the better fighter. again. his even crazier handler. always ready to answer for brandt's attitude #in the locker room brandt like good job baby that was so sexy of you to right hook him -> rest of the devs staring in horror #JUST SOMETHING ABOUT COMING TO BLOWS FOR YOUR MAN!!! LOOKING UP AT HIM WITH A SMILE FULL OF BLOOD LIKE DID I DO GOOD? DID I MAKE YOU PROUD? #AND THEM RESPONDING WITH 100% RECIPROCATION. OH IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE RECIPROCATION. #need them to be fucking bitches on the ice beating everyone up that would be so sexy to me!!! #the brandt/luke agenda #thinking. perhaps even thoughting. thunking.

[loverboybrightsideghost]

i love house and wilson's relationship so much i'm obsessed with it. they each developed opposite defense mechanisms: wilson is a nice guy to anyone and everyone so he can keep everyone around him happy even at his own expense, so he can never fail them. house is an asshole to everyone so they can't get close to him, so they can't hurt him. but then they meet, and since they're each other's opposites, their whole "i'll be nice/i'll be a dick" doesn't work on each other. in the end house and wilson are the only people that can ever fully, forget care about, but know each other– but of course they care about each other a whole lot too. wilson can really be an asshole (and honest) to house which he can't be with almost anyone else, but wilson is the only person house will truly be kind to (or at least the only one who he hasn't and won't be pushed away).

#MAYBE I DONT WANT TO PUSH THIS UNTIL IT BREAKS #of course to some extent wilson being an ass arojnd house is also his being what house needs him to be but also shut up #house md #bluebird.txt #they're soooooo codependent <333 #'you're all persona' #AND WILSON'S DEEENSE OF BEING WHAT PEOPLE NEED HIM TO BE DOESNT EVEN WORK #JUST LIKE HOW HOUSE'S DEFINITELY DOESNT WORK #because that's why wilson's been married three times. he prioritizes his partner's happiness over his (and on top of that he has chronic 'i #can fix them') so he does everything he can to suit their needs at the expense of his #which makes him resent them #and inadvertently pushes himself away (TO SPEND TIME WITH HOUSE) #and on top of that once he's made his wife sufficiently happy once he's 'fixed' her then he doesn't really care anymore #i mean he does care but he doesn't subconsciously care ya know. like he starts drifting away at that point bc that's how he knows how to #have relationships: with himself doing everything to make them better to make them happier #so once that's gone he kind of neglects them without noticing #and BOOM that's how you get a nice guy three times divorced #LIKE. dude. when house's dad died and wilson finally came back and was like 'i don't even have a choice at this point #about being your friend or not.' #hdhfjrbgmdkcje #'if you're attracted to the shine of my neediness-' '[wilsons grins]' '...i'd be okay with that' #WHAT ARE THEYYYY LITERALLYYYYYYYY #worlds most homophobic gay men fr <333333 #oops. house megapost over here #[runs away]

[i-dont-bite]

i've been cancelled for the 2nd time on twitter because i thought finn wolfhard going to starbucks was not such a big deal lol

#i hate this shit because like man it's STARBUCKS it is REALLY not that deep. it is the biggest chain of coffeehouses IN THE WHOLE WORLD #WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO #he didn't even promote it and post a picture himself HE JUST TOOK A PICTURE WITH A FAN AND THEY POSTED IT #it's so counterproductive all of these things #it's like when sabrina carpenter promoted coca cola and some idiot tweeted ''is that... a genocide drink'' LIKE DUDE #IT'S COCA FUCKING COLA #DO YOU REALLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO BOYCOTT COCA COLA?? #IN THOSE 10 SECONDS IT TOOK YOU TO WRITE THAT STUPID ASS TWEET 40 LATINO FAMILIES BOUGHT 80 COCA COLA BOTTLES TO HAVE WITH AN ASADO #DO YOU THINK IT'LL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IF FUCKASS SABRINA CARPENTER DOESN'T POSE WITH A COKE CAN??? REALLY??? #capitalism made y'all think consuming is the only power that you have and the only thing y'all can do #obviously is useful to boycott but is it making a fuss of a celebrity getting an iced latte??? #go to the fucking streets if injustice really doesn't let you sleep at night. do something. open your wallet. try to do real helping #internet activism isn't real. not on something as big as this #retweeting shit to your 60 followers that are doing the same thing is closer to useless. it may be good! but you're not doing any change!! #you're just torturing yourself filling your timeline with shit that makes you upset and that you don't have the power to change!! #everyone knows about this. the people that care will look for themselves it is literally all over the internet #is it useful to harass random teenagers on the internet because they're talking about their favorite artist #instead of putting a watermelon in their dn and retweeting a bunch of videos of children dying like you??? #really you people need to go outside. right now. instead of acting like you care so much to feel morally superior to others #plus now that we're at it!!! i love finn fr!!! but there's a much reasonable thing you could try to cancel him for!! #like still being seemingly besties with a guy accused of beating up like all of his girlfriends for example!! that's a bit more serious #yk i know nothing about that like i don't know them!! idk jdg maybe it's not true!! there's little info and most points at yes but idk idk! #i'm not talking about a situation i don't know about but I THINK that's much more serious and NO ONE on finntwt ever talks about it 😂

[princekirijo]

Istg I actually need to sit down and write a proper bio for Riku because even I get confused af as to what his personality is sometimes.

#oc tag #“but prince he's your oc how tf did this happen” he has a mind of his own trust me #i mean this is literally one of the parts of his character he is literally so good at adapting his personality #because he felt he needed to as a kid both in school and in the business world #that barely anyone knows what he's actually like #like one minute he's a suave overconfident guy who can take on anything #but hes also the quiet dude in class who never participates is probably asleep but somehow gets everything right and is top of the grade #he loves to flirt but will absolutely blue screen if anyone flirts back because despite the fact he flaunts himself- #he doesn't think hes attractive LMAO #his biggest motivation is spite and he doesn't know when to quit #this boy has so many fucking issues istg #def one of those characters who has so many masks that he hardly knows himself #i have a fear that he's nearly too complex to the point where he's a confusing character and i personally dont think thats a good thing #so i really hope that's not the case for you guys 😬 #over my break ive really spent time trying to iron out his character and just make him into soemthing im even more proud of you know #the good thing is that at least his story now has a clear arc and theme which im really proud of #so im gonna use that to build off and iron him out even more #the way i put more work into this funky dude i came up with than like my entire uni work #i love him so much sorry to be mentally ill about a guy i made because i liked a ship too much (and crossover i was having fun with too) #one day i will have a proper post for him with references and everything for him his outfits his personas the lot #one of these days

[quartzitess]

// silvercandle neg

God now that the new eps out im never escaping the silvercandle fanart oh GOD.

(he/she prns 4 candle in the tags!! ↓)

#i dont know how to say this but dude #ive disliked silver for a very very long time #i used to think as time pass #i'd be like “hey! your not so bad.. i guess?” yup that never came #each coming episode i hated him even more dude #as for candle i loved her alot #from the moment i saw her on screen i knew it was so over because he proceeded to be a huge crush of mine for months - a year now. #this isnt the only reason i like her because she has a geniunely interesting character and i like his personality #just wish there was more use of her character besides JUST assisting the male characters. seriously. #he needed more interactions with the other characters imo #also didn't silver absolutely despise candle when they first met? and now he just starts to like her it irks me. you literally #called him a witch #she didn't do shit to you and you still treated her like the dirt you fucking step on #there needs to be a scene where candle should've snapped at him. geniunely he didn't have to be so nice to him #all im saying is that silver is such a dick and they really haven't dont all much to redeem himself #meanwhile when candle breaks off the looney balloonies alliance (aka TRYING TO SAVE HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION) she gets called a villain #biggest silvercandle neg ever #lord this is so long

[dogwittaablog]

omg i agree he's keeping a public insta because it just looks cooler when 46k ppl are following you i guess. makes you look like hot commodity when you're single. he used to shoot his shot a lot more on insta when he was playing with ig models and stuff by following and liking posts but with very low success rate might i add. makes me think was he delusional thinking an ig model with 500k or millions of followers would go for him over the other more popular athletes and super rich dudes dming her. idk i feel like if one of those stereotypical looking ig models responded to him he would be down to date them if the personalities matched.

The only big influencer I’ve seen give Nolan 1% of attention was that Paige Lorenzo girl. I know she liked 1-2 of his post, vice versa (she initiated first I believe too). Dont think much happened, since I’m pre sure after that small ordeal she started dating a tennis player. Also she’s known to over share and expose her partners at a point too lol.

On the real I just do not think he’s ever made a girl a priority, for whatever of his own personal reason. Cause he definitely is able to get girls, even if they aren’t big influencers, he could still bag someone. He wasn’t even taking girls seriously, even at his “peak”, so that also says something.

Also naturally if any guy/girl you find someone attractive also aligns with you it’s a big bonus, and it makes sense why you’d pursue. Though let’s be real here most influencers majority of the time they’ve got the looks and then the personality goes downhill. Which makes me thinks yes he cares about looks, but if your personality is bland to the point talking to a wall is even more interesting, good luck.

*I swear if dude also took better pictures and cleaned up the feed, he could +1 himself for the wheeling department*

#nolpat #I don’t think he’d want to date a influencer who over shares and would try to use him for content lmao #promoting their $70 bag of cookie dough like an idiot 😭 #looks can only get you so far #he’d probably look for someone who has both #nolan Patrick #ask #personality seems to be a deal breaker for him #also their is ppl out there that you can get the whole package so why not #i stg dude needs to learn how to market himself #cause now without that nhl title #he needs to learn #i stg he still probably uses ig filters #he’s on some normie status too #like if he was top in the league their is no doubt he would’ve been with a basic blonde with 1mill followers #hot commodity 😭😭😭😭 #dec '23 subs

[elytrafemme]

i need this guy who is viewed by literally everyone who has ever met him including myself as one of the kindest most genuine people ever to stop being fucking scared of me and ANSWER MY TEXTS!!!

#have i complained abt this here idk #i fucking. this is the guy where it seems like fate itself doesn't want us to be friends #but he was being weird to me lowkey and so i told my therapist he's a pussy and we gave up #but my roommate is now like super good friends with him and i was trying to tell her about it but i was like #fuck. whatever. i'll shoot him another text. give him another shot. #maybe by his weird treatment of me it turns out he was retaliating against my ... normal treatment of him IDK #but if he doesn't get back to me it's just gonna be like. what the fuck scares you so much #we have so many mutual friends dude i thought i KNEW you (after speaking to you for 2 hours back in April) #fucking freak. need him in my life badly. maybe carnally. being a lesbian is very difficult atm #don' know how to tell ppl hey if i start dating a guy im still a lesbian its just Like That #without it being like a big deal. WHATEVER. nobody cares irl but the prosecutor and judge in my head is like #nobod understands you the world is your enemy <- i have paranoia #come hell or high water this guy has got to be friendly to me though i mean come the fuck on #EVERYONE i'm friends with LOVES him. he's got to get over himself and just answer one fucking text

[something-in-your-walls]

this picture is so kenny mcormick coded it's insane

#kenny mccormick #sp kenny #he would totally listen to those thoughts of killing himself once a month #and cartman the only guy who remembers is like: #“dude what the fuck this is getting annoying” #meanwhile kenny over here uses some BULLSHIT reasoning like #“but what if it's different?.....just this one time?...” #then promptly blows his brains out #south park #i need to sleep #sammy talks