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victusinveritas · 27 days

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#dune memes #dune 1984 #paul atreides #pugs #kyle maclachlan #david lynch #frank herbert's dune #bene gesserit #dune movie #dune shitpost

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theology101 · 1 month

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Me seeing Dune for the fifth time in the same theatre: “He’s gonna do it this time!”

Me, three hours later after Feyd-Rautha doesn’t kiss Paul in the final knife fight: “He forgor 😔”

#shitpost #dune #dune shitpost #dune 2 spoilers #dune part 2 spoilers #dune part ii #feydpaul #paul x feyd rautha #feyd rautha #paul maud’ib #paul atreides

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demigoddessqueens · 2 months

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this feels canon to me

Paul: here’s to the love of my life, my soulmate, my heart of 5000 years, the mother of my legacy!

everyone on Arrakis: ….

Paul: and then here’s to my wife, Irulan

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troythecatfish · 6 months

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thedeadtravelfast · 6 days

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Paul drinking the Water of Life:

Feyd if he drank the Water of Life:

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amyjsoba · 1 year

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This is the correct Dune take

#dune #dune 2020 #dune part 2 #god emperor of dune #dune shitpost #science fiction

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unidentifiedwhistlingobject · 6 months

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I don't know why it says I posted it seven days ago but I think my google review of dune (2021) still stands

#dune #hozier #dune shitpost #hozier shitpost #meme #funny #uwo shitpost #uwo original #dune 2021 #dune review

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fuckyeahisawthat · 22 days

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Still my contention that while you can shit in a stillsuit, you really would not want to unless you absolutely had to.

Have you seen the butts on those things? Skin tight. Where is it going. How is it getting there.

Earth humans who wear a thing into which they shit have to have that thing changed frequently to avoid getting rashes and stuff. Even if the Fremen have the best moisture-wicking technology the universe has ever seen, the solids have to go somewhere and that somewhere is either on your skin or on the inside of the suit.

Your body has already extracted the water from that, that's why it is solid. How much more are you gonna get and is it worth the tradeoff?

I think if you were out in the desert for multiple days at a time you'd just dig a hole somewhere out of the way like Earth humans do while camping. If you're someone who does this all the time you probably get used to pooping first thing when you wake up or right before you go to sleep, because trust me you would also want to be taking that stillsuit off from time to time.

#dune shitpost #literally #look i know this is briefly addressed in the book but the answer is stupid so i'm choosing to ignore it #frank can come fight me about it #me: super srs long detailed dune meta #also me: this

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adam-stanheight-is-transmasc · 1 month

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paul gets a cat and names it stilgar and will only consult the cat. not actual stilgar.

paul: what should I have for dinner?

cat stilgar: meow

paul: yeah roast dessert hare does sound good right about now.

actual stilgar: this is just stupid now

chani: let the cat speak

#dune part two #dune shitpost #shitpost #paul atreides #chani kynes #stilgar #I understand the nuances of stilgar dont u worry #we’re all good here buddies

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mutsubaki · 1 month

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Chani at the end of the Dune pt.2:

#dune part two #dune #dune memes #chani kynes #dune shitpost #the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo

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victusinveritas · 1 month

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#feyd rautha #feyd x paul #dune part two #dune memes #they would have had the nicest Kwisatz Haderach #frank herbert's dune #bene gesserit #plans within plans #dune shitpost

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goatse-syndicalist-69 · 1 month

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It's coming. I see a flame war spreading across the internet like unquenchable fire. A warrior religion that waves the r/athiesm banner in my father's name. Fanatical legions worshipping at Lenin's skull. A war in my name!

#dune shitpost

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wanderer-is-love · 1 month

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