Me: I'm color-coding it! [Explains system]
My sister: [chokes on a laugh]
Me: What?
My sister: Nothing, I was gonna say something but it's really mean.
Me: What is it? Like the suspected autism, or--?
My sister: No it's just, dude you're color-coding a cookbook. Get a job.
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my pieces i did for the @fbczine Control zine! :^D
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"I'm 145 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. sarcasm is my only defense."
STILES STILINSKI (TEEN WOLF)
→ my top 50 fictional characters [06/50]
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I feel like Stiles and I share the unique trait of shamelessly enjoying our hobbies without embarrassment (which I highly recommend trying, by the way, it's very freeing).
I'd love to see a Sterek fic of Stiles emitting the same vibe as all these times I startled a laugh out of people (and/or became instantly endearing by just refusing to feel ashamed):
Stranger: What are you looking at?
Me: Teen Wolf fanfiction.
Stranger: *startled laugh* W-what?!
Me: What? Am I supposed to be embarrassed? I'm married in my 30s. Who do I have to impress?
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Me, after finding where I placed my phone: Oop, wouldn't want anyone finding that.
Acquaintance: Ooooooo~ why? 😏 Are you hiding something?
Me: No. I just have a lot of porn on there.
Acquaintance: *shocked laughter*
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[After 6 hours of silently listening to our permitted music at work]
New Gen Z coworker: Hey, what do you think about when you listen to music?
Me: Naruto fight scenes.
Coworker: *horrified wheeze* How can you just say that? I mean, yeah, we all think it, but you're not allowed to just say it out loud! That's how you get S.W.A.T-ted.
Me: Don't be jealous.
Coworker: I am, actually.
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Stiles being sarcastic and witty is great and all, but Stiles answering honestly in complete deadpan I feel like is so much funnier.
Plus, the thought of Stiles startling a laugh out of Derek by just unapologetically living fearlessly gives my brain the happy chemicals.
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People who think Taylor Swift writes good breakup music need to listen to Joan Baez. You haven't seen shade thrown until you hear the most sarcastic covers in the world of a Bob Dylan song that makes you want to eat his heart in the marketplace etc.
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what if we were teammates when we were kids and we were in world juniors together and you cried on my shoulder and we spend all our summers together and you spent your cup day with me and we were just in mexico together talking about how much we want to play together and now you're on my team and we were both boys........
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Lydia: Hey, can we talk? One Stiles Stilinski stan to another?
Derek: I’m his husband, but continue.
(source)
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between nina simone richie havens odetta mavis staples tracy chapman and the brothers and sisters ALONE black people really are the foremost interpreters of bob dylan like there is no competition
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