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#eddie drabble
trashmouth-richie · 2 days
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𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞’𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞
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꧁ eddie x female reader
a multi chapter mini series— based on thoroughfare by ethel cain
listen here (apple music) + here (spotify)
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summary: jumping into his truck at seventeen, eddie takes a journey in hopes to find love. years pass with no such luck, along the way he stumbles across you, a timid drifter who reluctantly agrees to join him, heading west. you’ve never trusted men, but something in those kind, deep colored coffee eyes stirs up a feeling you’ve never felt before. strangers to lovers trope, one bed trope.
triggers: 18+ smut
author’s note: no upside down, eddie was raised by his mom and dad in florida and they were in love.
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The wet shell of a sunflower seed stuck to the tip of your finger. Slicked with salted spit and the tart bite of cherry chapstick, you hung your hand out of the passenger window, waiting for the western wind to blow the husk from your finger.
His thumb rubs against the rough edges of the flint wheel of his zippo, the sweet tang of tobacco invading your nose as the flame sparks leaving a burning cherry on the white paper. A slight chap to his lips from too much sun yesterday at the motel pool in BullHead City, you had supposed. Still, you couldn’t tear your eyes away from him. The only time you could was when his eyes caught yours, daring you to look away.
The way he stared at you with a smirk twisted on his mouth took every bit of breath from your lungs. Holding your gaze in a cozy embrace with the deep warmth of his russet colored eyes until you finally forced yours to break away and look out the window instead. Bottom lip bit between your lips as a growing heat travels over the apples of your cheeks.
If you would have looked back at him you’d have noticed the way he licked his lips as he watched you sigh as if you hadn’t been breathing. Snapping another sunflower seed between your teeth before putting them on the crest of your lips to put them out of the window— he had your movements memorized. Each more tantalizing than the next.
Neither of you were able to deny the tension between you lately, letting it build and fester, aching for relief in the form of pleasure.
The last eight weeks had started to wear heavy on your chest, and you found yourself daydreaming about the beginning of this adventure, like a record on an endless spin to your favorite song.
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Not a single radio station would come in wherever the hell it was in Texas he was right now. With every crank of the tuning dial, only the agonizing noise of static strained through the speakers to keep him company as he drove along this highway that never seemed to end.
He cursed himself for not buying a map at the gas station he filled the truck up at this morning. His gut instinct usually guided him on which roads to take, and today was no different. Only today felt like he was pulled by something else, something deeper within himself.
The sky was a mix of cyan and cotton clouds, already hot for May, he was just about to give up on the radio before he popped over a hill and an oldies station came in clear as could be. And something else came into view, plenty far away yet.
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Hot wind whipped at your shirt, providing next to nothing for comfort as you trudged along the broken asphalt. You now understood why this place was called the Lone Star State, because you haven’t seen a damn soul in miles. For today, you didn’t mind the loneliness. Leaving home, years ago, you didn’t have a destination in mind, only the knowledge that you needed to get the hell out.
Whatever highway you were on looked to be deserted. As if the state built a multi-laned monstrosity elsewhere and gave up on this slow, lonely stretch, leaving it to the elements. Prairie grass poked through the splintered road, tumbleweeds swayed in the ditches, collecting and tangling as one like a tawny bundle of barbed wire.
Looking behind you, a vehicle showed in the distance like a wavy mirage in the desert. You had half a thought to stick your thumb out and catch a ride to the nearest bus station, but when the vehicle got closer your conscience took over, and anxiety thumped in your chest.
Please don’t stop, please please.
The engine hummed to a lower gear, and you automatically put a hand on the pistol at your waistband. Moving further over to the side of the road where whoever was driving could see that you weren’t interested in their good deed, you kept your head down and kept walking.
Tires slowed and you went into a small panic, wishing you had something sharp to hold between your fingers, but the barren highway offered no such vice.
You heard faint music as the vehicle got closer, crawling almost to a stop as you quickened your steps hoping they would just keep going and leave you be.
“Pretty hot out today… need a lift?”
The voice felt like velvet on your skin, a warmth you’d never known. Endearingly charming, no southern twang like someone from Texas would have. You ignored him, letting the crunch of gravel on your worn boots answer instead.
You had never been given the luxury to trust someone, and you’d be damned if you were gonna start today with some stranger on the side of the road. Heart rate kicking up, you all but bolted to avoid him.
“Baby don’t run, I’ll take you anywhere,” his drawl wrapped around you like a vice, soft and pillowy, and finally your curiosity got the better of you, as you came to a halt. You wanted to look this asshole in the eyes and flash him the pistol you kept, maybe fire a warning shot over the hood of his truck so he’d get the message. That no, in fact you did not need a ride, not from him.
Stopping so his passenger window lined up with you in the center you eyed the only other beating heart on the side of the road.
His hair was past his shoulders, brown and wavy, more than likely frizzy in high humidity. Eyes that were shaped like Bambi’s colored like a bottomless cup of coffee without creamer. His nose sat with a fading sunburn painting along his cheeks, each dwelling a poked dimple in the center. And you swore the key to Heaven was buried in his smile.
When he spoke it was clear that his intentions weren’t to cause you any harm. Minutes ticked by as he waited for your answer.
“Hey, do you wanna see the West with me?”
It was a simple question asked from the quirked mouth of a guy you’d never met before, you would have remembered those eyes in any setting. He leaned an elbow out his window as he threw the truck in park, twisting in his seat to face you a little more. A cigarette dangling from his large hand.
The butter colored sun shone against his caramel curls like a breakfast roll full of sticky sugar, the same light changing his eyes into a whiskey auburn.
He was a complete stranger, but what was even stranger was your one word answer that spread that million dollar grin further onto his face than you thought humanly possible.
You moved your hand from that handle of the gun in your tattered jeans, bearing more holes than actual threads of denim. It was meant for situations just like this, and you had nabbed it from your dad right before you walked out the front door for the very last time.
Instinct told you to run, but something in those dark eyes brought you a wave of calm, whispering out as if you’d known him for years. Your boots had already blistered your heels from walking this far, so what the hell?
Pressing a thumb into the release of the door handle, you swung yourself and your knitted bag into the moth-bitten navajo rug that covered the seat.
His smile didn’t fade, never so much as creased into a frown as he waited for you to get situated. Before he put his truck into drive he explained where he was going.
He was making the grand gesture of looking for love like the kind he grew up watching with his own mom and dad. Explaining that love like that was out there waiting for him, and he was determined to find it, no matter the distance.
Suspicion jumped to your brow, and you tried to stifle the scowl on your lip. “What?” he chirped, a little twist to his lips, “don’t believe in stuff like that?”
This bastard clearly didn’t know heartache the way you were practically related to it. You sigh lazily before looking over at him. Trying not to break his dreams before he even had the chance to realize what a waste of time it was, you simply murmur, “honey, love’s never meant much to me, but I’ll come with you if you’re sure that’s what you need.”
After years of living and growing without being loved, it had become almost useless, something heard in songs or read in books, surely it wasn’t real. But hell, you’d humor this man whose smile danced like a western sunset against a salty ocean breeze, what was the worst that could happen?
A large calloused hand reached across the cab of the truck, and you shook it with a small grin as his voice rubbed like silk across your soul, “I’m Eddie.”
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And so it began, the journey to find a love daring to be something greater than anything he’d ever known, hell bent and determined it was out there, wherever that may be.
He had asked about your life. Never pushing when your answers were too short, or ended the conversation entirely. Letting you have your space, he built a trust between the two of you that you weren’t sure about at first.
The roads were desolate, and you couldn’t imagine walking along them alone. You thanked whoever cared that your thoroughfare crossed into his, almost as if destiny had placed you there. Knowing you needed a friend after leaving the only thing you’d ever known and not having a single soul to rely on.
But as time went by, you realized just how much you could rely on him.
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That first day, he drove until the windshield bled to ink. Stars dotted across the sky once the sun went to rest, and he encouraged you to follow suit, pulling a hooded sweatshirt from behind his seat and tossing it towards you. Your hesitation told him all he needed to know, that the uncertainty of him was rooted deep. Too deep for you to let your guard down around him.
That pearl handle poked out from your hip and his kind eyes met the scared look in yours. He rubs his lips together before he speaks calmly, “you uhm,” he looks over at you to show how serious this was to him, even if you couldn’t see it in the dark, “you don’t have to worry about using that with me… I’m not that kind of guy.”
His innocence spoke through his eyes in words he hadn’t said, showing you that he wasn’t lying, that you could trust him. You took a deep breath, wondering if you were insane for feeling comfortable with a guy you just met, but it wasn’t long before you whisper, “okay.”
When you snuck a peek over at him, his face was lit by the dim lights of the dash, a smirk nestled on his lips, cheeks welled with the deepest dimples you’d ever seen, and your shoulders eased for the first time since hopping in.
Neither of you spoke for the rest of the night. Your head resting on the window, his sweatshirt rolled under your neck as you fell into a sleep so tender and warm you felt like a baby being lulled to bed as he sang along to the radio.
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The heat from the window warmed your cheek when you woke, leaving a less than glamourous mark. Letting out an embarrassingly long yawn, you stretch your arms above your head, feeling your back crack into submission.
“Shit, ‘m sorry, how long did I sleep?” you ask, covering your mouth again from another yawn.
Eddie smiled tiredly, his hair was wrapped into a bun at the base of his neck, sunglasses topping his nose, pushing up from his cheeks as he grins, “don’t apologize for sleeping when you’re tired,” he said, shrugging, “besides, you probably would’ve woken up if I crashed.”
A chuckle hits your dry throat and you cough, “where are we?”
“Still in Texas believe it or not,” he groans, turning it into a long yawn, holding a hand to his mouth, swallowing a bit, “I hoped we could’ve made it to New Mexico before I pulled over but I’m starting to think that ain’t gonna happen.”
You figured he would have stopped to sleep at some point in the night, even if it was just for a few hours. Guilt throttled you at the thought of him staying up while you were asleep. “I can drive while you take a nap.”
“Nah,” he says with a lazy smile, looking over at you, “not that I care if you drive my truck or not, I just think we could both use some decent sleep, watch a little tv, eat, plus… I need a shower.”
Taking a whore’s bath in the gas station sinks had kept you clean, but you almost cried outright at the thought of water, cold or hot you couldn’t care less, running down the length of your body. But the lack of money burning in your pocket stopped that dream in its tracks.
You had a couple hundred bucks left after selling off your car before leaving home. The cost efficient option would be to drive while he slept. “It’s really not a big deal, I promise I’m a good driver.”
The charm you tried to emanate when pulling out your license to show him that you indeed weren’t lying, fell flat as Eddie waved you off, “deodorant only lasts so long before we’ll have to ride with our heads outta the window.”
He laughs in your place as you stare out of the windshield, mind racing over the trouble of being able to afford a motel room.
“C’mon,” he smirks, that same lazy smile stretched on his face, you wondered if he ever got mad. “We survived almost a whole day together, if I was gonna rob you I would’ve done it already.”
“It’s not that,” you say, picking at your nails, fighting the urge to bite them to shreds, “I wasn’t walking because I wanted too…”
Wheels turn in a tired mind as Eddie nearly chokes when he realizes what you meant.
“Don’t worry about it,” he confirms, brushing you off as if it wasn’t a big deal that you’d be bunking with him for free, and when your facial expressions didn’t change, he lowered his voice, and took off his sunglasses, “seriously sweets, you’re doing me a favor keeping me company, ‘m not gonna make you pay for a trip you didn’t plan, okay?”
You sighed, and shook your head yes.
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The nearest motel was a hole in the wall type of place. Adhering to the kind of people that either paid by the hour or stayed for weeks at a time. The perk being it was next to a gas station where you refused to let Eddie pay for the armful of snacks he had carried to the counter. Including two hotdogs that you couldn’t be bothered wondering how long they’d been spinning in the warmer.
His boots clunked against the sidewalk as he jumped from the bed of the pickup hauling his duffle bag over his shoulder, the hotel keys wrapped around his forefinger. Outside of you both relieving yourselves on the empty shoulder of the highway last night, this was the first time you’d seen just how tall he was.
He squints in the sun and cocks his head, “bet you a dollar the carpet is orange.”
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Room 8 consisted of two full sized beds, a lamp between the two, an arm chair and a small television. A stiff neon brochure for adult channels lay next to the remote, and you scrunched your nose as Eddie pushed it to the floor with the heel of his boot.
Laying out the snacks neatly on the table, you hand him the other hot dog, licking a drop of mustard from your palm. He thanked you, and took a bite consuming almost half of it before dropping onto the bed closest to the door, laying flat on his back.
Having four walls around you gave you a sense of peace you hadn’t been expecting. Slipping off your shoes you wiggled your bare toes and sat on the bed facing away from him, rolling your socks into one another.
“How’s the hotdog?” you asked over your shoulder, moving your bag between the side of your bed and the wall for the bathroom.
A muffled sound comes from the other side of the room as he shovels another bite in, “rubbery, but not too bad for having been made at midnight.”
You snort and swing your legs into the bed. Grabbing the hotdog from the comforter and peeling back the white paper around it, taking a small bite. It was warm, and tasted a hell of a lot better than the moldy ham sandwich you ate yesterday. A satisfied hum leaves your mouth and you giggle.
“Hotdogs for breakfast… don’t think I’ve ever had this before.” You laugh again before taking another bite of the squishy snack. Eddie looks up as he chews the remaining bite, realizing this was the first time he’d ever heard you laugh loud enough for him to hear, what a beautiful sound.
“Stick with me, we’ll have breakfast for dinner, too,” his tongue pokes out to lick a smear of ketchup from the corner of his lip, and he yawns loud and proud.
You cross your feet beneath your legs, a content little smile on your face. “Do I still owe you a dollar if the carpet is also brown and green?”
Your combined laughter echoes across the wood paneling and the pictures of dogs playing poker. The two of you joke about the severely dated room, agreeing that this was probably the place to stay in its prime. But the sheets were clean and that’s about all you could ask for at this point.
Eddie’s eyes were nearly closed as he scrubs large hands down his face, his voice strained, “mind if I shower ‘fore I fall asleep?”
“Not at all,” you say, jumping from the bed and looking through the snacks to find the licorice, “take all the time you need.”
He tosses the remote to your bed and unzips his bag, pulling out a toothbrush and a clean pair of boxer briefs, a minute passes and he scratches his head before diving back into the bag, yanking out a folded pair of sweatpants.
Sighing as he peels off his boots, he walks to the bathroom door and before shutting it, he pokes his head back out, a curious little grin on his lips as he asks earnestly, “you’re not gonna run away, are you?”
You swallow the bite of licorice and smile back, “think you’re stuck with me, if that’s cool with you?”
His grin broadens to a cheshire smile and he says he won’t be long, promising to save some hot water.
Neither of you can quit the grin on your lips until the door unlocks, and Eddie mutters “cool,” to himself before leaving the steamed bathroom.
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Diners with smudge stained windows and siding that was warped from the sun's rays, came few and far between on those lone, dust covered roads. Eddie had pulled into almost every one. “Never know when the next one will pop up, sweetheart,” he smirked, sending a wink your way that had your stomach fluttering.
Each menu, although stickier at some places than others, was relatively the same. Eggs, Bacon, Toast. Waffles at the fancier joints or maybe a bowl of fruit alongside a flapjack.
He watched you intently as your eyes scanned the menu, keeping his promise of having breakfast for supper a few week into your trip. His own stomach had been grumbling since you packed up from the last motel somewhere on the border of Oklahoma and New Mexico. A wrong turn near McCamey had taken you North to Amarillo, three hundred miles in the completely opposite direction.
Instead of screaming about the wasted fuel, Eddie had only shrugged. He was excited to cross into the panhandle, and to make a check along the list of states you’d scribbled onto a napkin a few days into the trip to cross off as you came through them.
That quiet, suspicious drifter he had picked up three weeks ago seemed to blossom with life the more he peeled back the bricks that you had surrounded yourself with. But Eddie was charismatic, easy to talk to, and you found yourself deep in the throes of explaining things to him you haven’t talked about in years.
When your cheeks would heat and embarrassment creeped up your neck, you apologized for talking too much. He only shook his head, a small smile on his lips as he said that he didn’t mind, he wanted to know more.
The waitress strolled back over with a cigarette hanging from her lip, a gray ash practically a mile thick on it as she grumbled about the specials and set glasses of water on the table—ice already melted besides a sliver of a stubborn cube.
“I’ll take a cup of coffee,” he charmed, folding the menu placing his hands on top of it, “two eggs hard fried, a couple of sausage patties and wheat toast, also one of those slices of lemon meringue pie I saw in the display window.”
Without so much as a grunt, the waitress lifted her eyes to look you over. Setting down the vinyl menu, you place your order and lick your lips at the thought of the homemade lard crust on the rhubarb pie.
Looking out the window to the dry landscape, you sigh with a breath of content. You had never been this far west before, never been anywhere really besides the small town you grew up in.
Two coffees sit in front of each of you and Eddie thanks the waitress, a dimpled grin on his cheeks as he opens a packet of sugar. Warm eyes look at you as he stirs the coffee into a swirl, “Nothing like home, huh?”
A smile presses to your lips and you sip the bitter liquid, chipped porcelain against your front teeth, “definitely not, the air is dry here.”
“Yeah,” he agrees, slipping the spoon into his mouth to clean the coffee up, taking a big gulp of the burnt— probably microwaved— concoction, “it is, but that’s the beauty in the journey, exploring different places, meeting new people.”
He tucks a curl behind his ear, a tiny silver hoop in his lobe, you hadn’t noticed before and you ask, “you keen on picking up strangers on the side of the road?”
A laugh bubbles from his throat, and he smiles big showing all of his teeth, “in all the years I’ve been on the road, I never have, not until you,” he takes a sip of his coffee, a pretty blush rides on his cheeks, “guess I haven’t run out of luck just yet.”
You hide your own smile, itching your nose, “how long has it been?”
Eddie thinks for a minute, “well, I left Florida when I was seventeen..,” he adds up the years on his fingers with this thumb moving to each one, “… shit,” he says with a smirk, “almost nine years now.”
He was older, not by much, but you had both left at a younger age. Calling the open road and warm air home for years. Living like a Steve Earle song sporting a two pack habit and a motel tan, it seemed like fate put you on the same road that he was traveling that day.
But you push that thought away, Eddie was looking for love, and you were just tagging along like a pet, a friend at best.
“Do you ever miss it?”
He stretches himself across the booth, arms on the back of the peeling seat, pearl snaps straining against the denim from the broadness of his chest, and you find it hard not to look, “Nah, I’ll go back someday, me and my girl.”
That flutter happens again in your stomach and you feel almost nauseous at how infectious his smile is.
You spend the rest of dinner that way, trying to shove down a grin with each bite of breakfast food as the sun fell behind the mountains. Letting the butterflies swarm, with each time he looked into your eyes.
Not knowing that Eddie was also slowly losing his own battles, leaving with something more in his stomach that was sweeter then the stiff meringue on that damn lemon pie.
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Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader
Prompt: “I saw that. You just checked out my ass.”
A/N: Hello friend! Thank you so much for this request! I had a lot of fun writing this and it’s helped so much with my writers block! I really hope you like this piece as much as I do!
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It was Tuesday night and you were sitting at a table in the Hideout, waiting for Corroded Coffin to play. This was normal for you, you had been coming to these shows for years at this point. You had started going when Eddie was just your best friend and you had the biggest crush on him, but now it was almost mandatory that you go see your boyfriend play. Not from him, no, he would never make you go to his shows if you didn’t want to. But you were determined to be there for every gig, wanting to support him in any way you could.
They had just finished setting up when Eddie bounded up to you, an excited smile on his face as he closed the distance. “Hey beautiful. Come here often?” He asked as he leaned against the table, shooting you one of his signature shit-eating grins with a wink.
“I do actually, I come see this totally rad band every week.” You grinned, watching Eddie light up as you played along with him.
“Oh yeah? That’s wild. See, I happen to know the guitarist really well actually.” He said like he was telling you a secret. “I could get you in VIP to meet him and everything.”
“You’d do that for me?” You asked with feigned flattery.
“For you? Oh yeah, I’d do pretty much anything you asked me.” Eddie said, smiling brightly as he watched you flush from his words.
“Anything? Wow that’s a lot. How about a kiss?” You asked, sending him a flirty smile.
Eddie raised his eyebrows in a faux surprise and pointed to himself while mouthing, “Me?”. Loving the way you giggled as you nodded excitedly. “I suppose I could do that.” He grinned.
He moved to stand next to you, reaching out to gently move some hair out of your face before cupping your cheek. He took a long look at you as he stroked the apple of your cheek, a fond smile on his face as you flushed again under his gaze before he slowly closed the distance.
His lips were soft on yours. Soft and confident as he moved them slowly against yours. Savoring the way your plush lips felt on his as he breathed you in. Ready to get lost in you for the rest of the night. But he pulled away, albeit reluctantly, because he knew his time before the set was almost up.
“How about we continue this after the set? I’ll take you to the VIP after party and everything.” He smirked, watching the dazed look on your face as you recovered from his kiss.
You nodded your head, “I’d love that. Tell the guitarist to break a leg for me.” You said as he started to turn from you.
He nodded, shooting you a wink before taking a few steps away. He looked back quickly with a goofy smile on his face to see you watching. “I saw that. You just checked out my ass.” He teased.
You rolled your eyes playfully, “You wish Munson.” You said with a shit-eating grin of your own.
A look of hurt washed over Eddie’s face as he walked back over to you, a pout on full display, “Babe!” He whined. “Why won’t you check out my ass?”
You rolled your eyes again with a chuckle, “Okay, you silly boy. I was totally checking out your ass. It’s the best, tightest, ass I’ve ever seen.” You replied, laughing as his pout was replaced with a beaming smile.
“Thanks sweetheart.” He said, the character he had been playing before a distant memory now, “Let’s get milkshakes after the show okay?” He suggested softly, hearing his band getting ready to start the show.
“Sounds great Eds. Love you, break a leg, pretty boy!” You said quickly before he ran towards the stage.
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rainylana · 20 days
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Taste of an image: Braiding your hair
Eddie Munson x female reader
requested fluff by the poll
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Eddie loved to play with your hair, especially on days where he was bored and didn’t have anything to do in class. Well, there was stuff to do, but he never felt like doing school work.
He always had trouble paying attention in class or staying entertained, so he’d play with your hair during the classes you were seated in front of him. He tried braiding it sometimes, but he was never really that good at it.
It also helped him when he was anxious, needing something to keep his hands busy. If he was bored and needed something to do. And on days where he was extra hyped up, he’d stick a lock of hair in his mouth and chew on it.
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msgexymunson · 1 year
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For the short drabbles could you write about eddie and reader getting walked in on because they're horny losers who can't keep their hands off of each other
I love this haha here's a spicy drabble for you, thanks for the ask!
Warnings: NSFW, minors DNI or you'll face my wrath, p in v unprotected sex, implied established relationship, reader uses she/her pronouns, being caught
400 words
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"Oh my God Eddie."
His eyes look wild, tongue poking out in concentration whilst he's fucking you against the wall.
"Yeah? Fuck, you gonna cum princess?"
Legs wrapped around his midriff, you bob up and down to his rhythm, thrusting into you at a moderate pace, watching you bounce up and down with each flick of his hips. His jeans and boxers have fallen to his calves where he'd pushed them down to hurriedly fuck you.
Yes, please Eddie!"
One of his hands drops to your clit setting an unforgiving pace, almost violently rubbing back and forth over your swollen nerve  endings causing you to buck into each of his thrusts.
Moaning wantonly, you hump at his length, feeling your release steadily build up, tingle reaching to the tips of your toes.
"Oh God Eddie yes!" Your release hits you like a brick wall, moaning and gasping, your pussy clenching onto his member as if it were afraid to lose him. As you orgasm finally you're squealing, grasping at his shoulders, nails digging in.
'Oh yes- Steve!"
Eddie's face freezes, movements stilling, looking at you in disbelief.
"The fuck do you mean, Steve?" Then he follows your eye line.
"What the fuck guys!"
Steve is in the doorway, hands on his hips, disapproving frown on his face.
"Oh shit."
Eddie scrambles to both cover you and pull his pants up at the same time. Your face glows bright red at being caught, hastily pulling off of Eddie and smoothing your skirt back down, searching the floor for your discarded panties.
Steve's looking at the corner of the room, deliberately not making eye contact in full Dad pose.
"Hurry up and get the fuck out. This is my dining room. We eat here for Gods sake." 
Eddie's doing up the fly on his jeans, and he cannot help but smirk back, "really? So do I."
Whisper shouting his name you hit him on the arm. Steve rolls his eyes and clasps his hands together.
"Come on, out out, a little hustle please."
As you walk past you avert your eyes. There's no way you are making eye contact with him right now.
"Seriously, can't you two keep it in your pants for two seconds? I did not need to see your ass Eddie that image is gonna stick."
"You know you love it." Eddie laughs and grabs you by the waist.
"So, van?" You roll your eyes, but lead him outside all the same. 
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starryeyedmunson · 2 years
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lessons in the bedroom - e.m.
pairing: eddie munson x female reader
summary: eddie teaches you how to give a blowjob.
warnings: smut (minors LEAVE): oral (m receiving), pet names: sweetheart, baby, one use of ‘hun’; mention of a heterosexual hook up appointment; swearing, stupid jokes
author’s note: enjoy eddie munson’s masterclass on head. enjoy :)
pt. 2 ; pt. 3
word count: 2.9k
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“Shut up, asshole.”
“I’m not judging you,” Eddie was in a fit of laughter. “I just can’t believe it. I knew you were a virgin, but you haven’t even-”
“Can you just help me? I’m having this guy over tonight, and I can’t be flying blind out here,” you snapped. Eddie had been your friend for a while now; you felt comfortable with him regarding everything. Everything would also include your sex life, or rather lack thereof. This was the first time you were inviting a boy over; you had gone on a couple dates with him already. He was nice, and you thought it was time to finally give him an inch. What that inch was, however, you had no idea. So there you were, standing with your arms crossed and interrogating Eddie for instructions on how to give a blowjob.
“Okay, okay,” he finally stopped laughing. “Do you have a vague idea of how to go about it?”
“I mean,” you started. “I know you put your mouth around it.”
“Alright, Sherlock, you’re set.” You threw the plastic water bottle in your hand at his head, and he dodged it as he fell into laughter again. “No seriously, is that all you know?”
“That’s it, I’m getting help from Steve,” you huffed.
“Wait, wait, I’m sorry, okay? I’ll be cool, promise,” he put his hand up to swear it to you. “First and most important rule: absolutely no teeth.”
“Hm,” you thought out loud. “That makes sense. Wait- do you have, like, something I can practice on? Like a banana or something?”
“What about this place makes you think bananas are something you would find in it?” he snarked. You rolled your eyes, but you knew he was right.
“Okay, smartass, so how would I know if I’m doing it right?” you probed.
“You could always practice on me, sweetheart,” Eddie winked. You gave him a blank stare as your mind calculated the best way to actually accept the clear joke of an offer. “That was not serious,” he said slowly.
“Well do you have any alternate ideas because that is the only plausible one you’ve suggested,” you spoke quickly.
“You are not perfecting your head game on me,” he said flatly. “Even though free blowjobs are both great and hard to come by, I’m not making you do that.”
“You aren’t making me,” you dragged out the sentence. “I need help. Here, think of it this way: I get the guidance I need, and you get a blowjob that is totally tailored to you.”
“You’re being serious right now?” Eddie questioned. You nodded your head, walking over to the bed and reaching for the blanket.
“Here, you can put this over my head so you don’t get weirded out by the sight of your best friend sucking you off,” you offered the blanket to him, and he took it slowly from your hands.
“Uh,” Eddie scratched the back of his neck. “Alright, but this is purely for research. Scientific method, all that shit.”
“Do you even know what the scientific method is?”
“Heard it somewhere, I think- that’s not the point.” Eddie unfolded the blanket and laid it over his thighs. “Okay, first thing’s first: do you want to learn laying down or on your knees?”
“I feel like I should try and fit into the stereotype if I’m gonna go all out,” you put your hands behind your back.
“Alright,” Eddie opened his legs to make space for you. “Kneel down here.” You slowly moved in between Eddie’s legs, bending your knees and putting your hands on the ground for some support as you got into position. You looked up at him, and he inhaled deeply. “I’m gonna take off my pants and stuff now.”
“Please don’t narrate,” you shuddered. Eddie tightened his lips, unzipping his jeans and pulling them down to his ankles. You could see his half chub through his briefs, much to your surprise. “You’re already- hey!” Eddie threw the blanket over your head.
“You don’t get to narrate either,” Eddie fixed the blanket so it was settled more evenly over you, then leaned back on his hands. “Okay, showtime.”
“Jesus, don’t say that,” you scoffed. “Just tell me what to do, Munson.”
“Uh,” Eddie sighed. “So take it in your hand and give it a few pumps through the cotton.” You reached up and grabbed his clothed cock, your hands light and barely gripping him. “You can tighten your hand a little, yeah like that,” he exhaled as your grip hardened a little more. “Okay, now go slow at first, just up and down the shaft.”
“Like this?” you stroked him, just as he described. You could feel him hardening more with each time you rubbed him. “Hello?” He didn’t say anything for a bit, and you got worried.
“Y-yeah,” he stuttered. You didn’t really know if the speech impediment was a good sign, but you continued anyway. He reached under the blanket and put his hand over yours, causing you to stop. “Here, I’m gonna take off my underwear now, is that okay?”
“Sure,” you took a deep breath.
“No, not ‘sure.’ I need you to say yes,” Eddie pressed. You smiled softly to yourself, grateful that even in the completely non-platonic situation you were in Eddie still cared for you in the way a best friend would.
“Yes,” you complied. He moved his hands towards the top of his briefs, slowly pulling them down and letting his fully-hard cock spring free. You helped him lead the fabric all the way down his legs to meet his jeans, and you were faced with the sight of your best friend’s dick. Your eyes widened, actually surprised at his size. “You walk around with this thing?”
“Please stop talking,” he pinched the bridge of his nose. You giggled from under the blanket, and Eddie sighed. “Alright now do what you were just doing, nice and slow.” You resumed your motions, finally able to feel the thick veins that ran up his cock. You narrowed your eyes and your tongue peeked out of your mouth in concentration, trying to keep the steady rhythm that Eddie had showed you.
“Should I start now?” you had a small voice, and Eddie barely heard it through the blanket separating you two from each other’s view.
“Yeah, you’re gonna want to get it slick first, so try and spit on your hand or, like, on me,” he instructed.
“Well I don’t have the best aim, so I’m not doing that,” you defied.
“You kind of have to or else it’ll- holy shit,” Eddie breathed out. You had pooled saliva in your mouth, making your tongue extra wet and licking a stripe up the bottom of his shaft. It caught Eddie completely by surprise, and he was beginning to think you weren’t as inexperienced as you led him to believe.
“What- was that wrong? Fuck, sorry,” you freaked out.
“No, the opposite, sweetheart,” he sighed. You shrugged your shoulders and repeated your action, this time running your tongue in a zigzag pattern to cover more ground. You heard Eddie groan from above you, and that plus the nickname ‘sweetheart’ had you feeling a little more confident about how you were doing. You shifted so that your head was above his dick, and you let yourself drool over it, the spit dribbling over the top half that hadn’t gotten any attention yet. You resumed your hand motions, stroking up and down with a lot more ease than you had before.
“This is pretty straightforward, actually. I feel like I’m not doing too bad, right?” you wondered out loud.
“Yeah, you’re n-not bad at all,” Eddie managed, too lost in the feeling of his cock in your hand. “You ready to actually start?”
“I think so,” you focused back on the throbbing dick in front of you. “Do I have to put the entire thing in my mouth at once?”
“Not necessarily,” he answered. “You can slowly work your way down if that’s more manageable. Just start at the tip and then go down a bit, then come back up.”
You took another deep breath, opening your mouth a little to take his tip in like he said.
No teeth. Got it.
You let your plush lips cushion around the pink head, only encompassing that at first before moving back up to the top. You repeated yourself, slowly inching down more each time. You pulled off of him completely, still stroking his leaking cock. “You’re gonna need to give me some verbal feedback instead of this heavy breathing up there.”
“Yes, it’s- yes,” he groaned. “If I don’t say you’re doing anything wrong, you’re doing everything right.” You nodded to yourself, then wrapped your mouth around his tip again. You bobbed your head up and down slowly, too scared to go any faster. Your hand was stationary at the base of his dick, and you felt the blanket moving as Eddie fit his hand around yours. He guided it up to just below your mouth, and with each sink and rise of your head, he held your hand to follow it. You soon got the memo, picking up the pace ever so slightly and moving your hand on your own. “Fuck, baby, just like that,” he just about moaned. Eddie’s grip loosened, but instead of taking his hand out from under the blanket he laced his fingers through your hair. He picked up some of it, making a sort of ponytail and holding on tight as you blew him.
On the other side of the blanket, Eddie was trying to stay as quiet as possible. He couldn’t believe that you, his best friend, were on your knees in front of him with his dick in your mouth. The way it fit perfectly in between your lips, the warm feeling of your tongue running up and down him, the perfect pace you had set yourself at. It had his mind wandering to how your pussy would feel, what it would be like to endure your pulsating walls against him as he made you scream his name. He had always fantasized about that, but he never considered it a plausible reality.
But there you were, entrancing him as you hollowed out your cheeks and created a pressure in your mouth. Your pace was drastically faster than how it was at the beginning, and your tongue was now swirling around the head, lightly grazing over the slit at the very top. You had no idea what to do with your other hand, so you put it high up on his thigh. Your grip tightened, earning a moan from the boy above you.
Am I supposed to be doing something with his balls right now? You literally had no idea, so you decided to just go for it. The hand that was on his thigh moved to just under your head, and you lightly grazed the two sacks beneath the cock you basically owned at this point.
“Holy-” Eddie now really moaned. You froze, terrified that you had fucked up.
“I didn’t know what to do with my other hand,” you defended yourself.
“Please, please do that again,” Eddie keened. You were surprised at first, but then a smirk appeared on your face. You took his cock back in your mouth, but this time you grabbed onto his balls a little tighter, massaging the both of them to the same rate you were bobbing your head. “Don’t s-stop,” he whimpered. Your hair in his hand was now being tugged on, keeping you at a consistent speed. You rolled his balls in between your fingers, and he pulled on your hair tighter, eliciting a moan from you. Eddie felt it in his cock, the vibration running through him and causing his head to fall back.
“It’s getting a little hot down here,” you stopped again, and Eddie had to collect himself. “Should- can I take the blanket off?”
“If you w-want to,” Eddie was still trying to find his footing with his words, and you realized that you had him in the palm of your hand. Literally. You slowly lifted the blanket over your head, revealing Eddie’s flushed face and the small beads of sweat along his hairline. You looked up at him, but he wasn’t making eye contact due to the possible implications that he didn’t want to address at the moment. You furrowed your brows, but you knew as you took your hand and wrapped it above the other one on his cock that he would break. You began wringing your hands around him, moving up and down while your wrists rolled back and forth. You took his balls into your mouth this time, sucking and flicking your tongue slowly as to play with them.
Eddie was in a blissful turmoil above you. His one hand was still gripping your hair for dear life, while the other was clinging to the sheets. He was swearing under his breath, letting out a small shit, baby every so often. His eyes were screwed shut as you had your way with him, and dared himself a glance at your frame kneeling in front of him.
He was doomed. Your makeup was slightly running, your eyes trained on where your mouth was ruining him. The visual of your hands going up and down his strained cock along with your tongue and lips kneading his balls was sending him into a frenzy, and when you hit him with those innocent doe eyes it was almost all he could take.
“You look so f-fucking pretty, sweetheart, you know th-that?” he praised. “Doing so good down there, so good for m-me.” You were now working with ultimate conviction, the flattery doing its job. “G-gonna, shit baby h-how do you know just how I l-like it,” he was falling apart in front of you.
You sucked on his balls with a little more force, your hands moved at an even faster pace, and you were determined to make him cum. You popped off his balls and replaced your mouth with your hand, taking his entire cock into your mouth. It was hitting the back of your throat, and your gag reflex was on the verge of being triggered.
“I c-can’t, gonna- oh god.” He couldn’t warn you in time, but the twitch inside of your mouth was your alarm that he was spent. With your entire mouth around his length, you could feel each surge of the cum that shot through and out of his cock, the hot fluid hitting your throat and forcing itself down your esophagus. The salty taste was foreign to you, and you honestly didn’t like it. But you didn’t totally hate it either. Your preferences didn’t matter as it was already filling your mouth. The last pulses of his cock played out, and you slowly made your way back until his dick was no longer in your mouth. A dribble of his cum was trickling out of your mouth, and you used your thumb to collect it before putting the thumb in your mouth, sucking off the semen.
Your gaze moved up to find Eddie gawking at you. His lips were parted, and his breathing was inconsistent. His entire face was red and damp, and his hands were in his matted hair. Yet he still looked so pretty, so submitted to you as if he was the one keeling at your feet. Your eyes darted around the room until you looked back at him.
“Well?” you said, completely unassuming. Eddie let out a loud but exhausted laugh.
“Don’t bullshit me, hun. That was not your first time at all,” he closed his eyes and sighed, finally at rest.
“Why would I lie about that?” you were offended. “That is, like, so beyond embarrassing.”
“I don’t know why you would lie about that, but you definitely did.” Eddie flinched at you smacking his leg, but just chuckled as he looked back down at you.
“What can I say, I’m a natural,” you gave him a small smile, and he dropped one of his arms to put his hand on your cheek. He rubbed his thumb lightly across your skin, the moment containing a hint of intimacy. You put your hands on the ground and got up to your feet, brushing off your shins and knees. “Well, thank you. You know, for teaching me.”
“I should be thanking you,” Eddie snickered. You rolled your eyes, turning around and grabbing your jacket. Eddie was pulling up his bottom articles of clothing while you weren’t facing him, and he was just pulling up the zipper when you turned back around. “Off to your house?”
“I guess so, yeah,” you said. “Gotta show off my new party trick.” Eddie gave you a tight smile, and he walked you out to the front door. “So,” you turned to face him. “This little experiment is confidential, right?”
“Oh definitely,” he laughed. “Robin and Steve would lose it, and don’t even get me started on if Dustin were to somehow find out.”
“Perfect,” you giggled back. An awkward silence fell over the two of you, and Eddie cleared his throat and opened the door for you. You walked outside, giving Eddie one final glance. He gave you a smile, and you saluted him.
What the fuck did you do that for?
He raised his eyebrows and gave you a little salute back, and you groaned in embarrassment and trudged down the stairs. You heard Eddie laughing behind you as he closed the door, finally reaching your car. You got behind the wheel and took a deep breath, turning the car on and heading for the actual performance you just had the dress rehearsal for.
Hopefully what worked on Eddie would work with this guy.
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angelltheninth · 1 year
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Can I get a drabble of sucking Eddie's cock after he fucked his Fem!S/O real good?
How filthy of you Anon. Luckily I think Eddie would like that a lot.
Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, blowjob, praise, cum eating, praise, soft dom!Eddie
A/N: Eddie would love to see down and sucking, you can't tell me otherwise.
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"Open up baby, this cock ain't gonna clean itself." You heard what Eddie said, you wanted to stand up and suck him off but as you lifted yourself up your legs just gave out, "Ups. Fucked you a bit too hard? Can you stand?" Eddie's hands massaged up your trembling thighs, a little smirk on his lips despite the situation.
"It's not funny Eddie." You groaned as his fingers swiped through your slit and up to your clit, making your hips twitch. "If you want this done you'll have to come up here." To make your point clear you stuck your tongue out at him and his smile got even wider.
Eddie scooted up slowly, his cock leaving a trail of your combined cum up your body, between your breasts, "What ever you say baby."
He was straddling your face, his cock easily sliding into your inviting mouth. You were almost too gone to move your head but you managed it with the little space he left you. Your tongue swirled around the red, swollen tip before hitting the far back of your throat, making you whimper and choke.
"Easy now, lean back a little, it'll be easier for you to take." His hands cupped your face, the cold rings making you flinch as your head was eased back allowing his cock to slide in. "Warm and slippery, just like your pussy." Eddie closed his eyes and started thrusting in and out slowly, almost riding your pretty face. "You're just as good as cleaning my cock as you are making it filthy."
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the-daydream-queen · 10 months
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Eddie Munson: Learned From The Best
Reader offers to give Eddie a hickey.
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You’re leaning your head against Eddie’s back as he fiddles with his guitar, his other sweetheart.
“Has anyone ever given you a hickey?” You ask out of the blue.
“Pardon?” He stops what he’s doing.
“A hickey, have you ever been blessed with one?”
“Nope,” he replies.
“You want one?” You ask.
His other sweetheart goes back to her place on the wall real quick.
“You’re seriously asking if I want a hickey from my smoking hot girlfriend?” He asks, shocked.
“Consent and all, you dork. Where do you want it?”
“Wherever you want,” he insists.
“Do you want people to see it?” You ask.
“What good is a hickey if they don’t?”
He sits back on his bed, pulling you into his lap. He’s eager for your lips to be on him.
“Put on some shit tv, it’s too quiet now,” you ask while you move his hair to the side for easier access to his neck.
Once the tv is one, his hands are gripping your back like his life depends on it.
Your lips trail down his neck. You grasp his chin and tilt it a little to get free range under his jaw.
You pause. “I don’t wanna mark you too bad.”
“Make me purple for all I care, that feels too good,” he assures.
You’re like a vampire attached to his neck resulting in a good marking on his neck, he could hide most of it with his hair if he positioned it right.
“Can I try?” He asks.
You nod. “Think you can figure it out?”
“You’re a good teacher.” He teases. “But don’t laugh at me if I suck.”
“That’s kinda the point, baby. But I wouldn’t laugh at you, you know that.”
“You’re so funny.” The words tickle your neck. He finds your pulse point, the feeling of his lips cause your heart to pick up. Butterflies erupt in your stomach. You tangle your fingers in his hair.
“You’re addictive,” he states against your neck. “If I could bottle up this feeling I’d be rich.”
He looks up from his work. You take this opportunity to trace your thumb across his bottle lip. “You sure know how to use those lips for someone who’s never had a hickey.”
“Learned from the best.”
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punk-in-docs · 2 years
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🎃Trick? or Treat?🎃
Summary: Eddie’s friends don’t actually believe you’re really dating him, and they require some proof. Cause no way has the freak scored a girl like you- 3k- a dirty funky little drabble really…
Reader is related to my Eddie Series. Come take a look-
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“There is no way. There’s just no way.” Dustin piped up. Dismissing it with a shake of his curly head.
“Agreed.” Mike pitched in, solidly. “I don’t buy it.”
They’re talking to each other like you aren’t even there.
“It’s gotta be a set up.” Comes Gareth’s opinion. Nodding as he points his fork at Mike. A wedge of yellow fruit speared on the end.
“A bet right?” Says Jeff. Crossing his arms and eyeing you up, like he’s waiting for the punchline.
You were currently sat at the Hellfire table, so dubbed the freaks’ spot by the jocks, in the canteen.
It was Fall. Inside there were paper streamers looped about the walls in twisting orange and black. Cardboard cut-out Jack-o-lanterns and skulls sneer from the walls.
Outside was a mucky amalgamation of Indiana Fall. Bone chilling rain and sticky brown-gold leaves, that had come off the trees days earlier. The huge windows in here misty muggy and smeared condensation with rain knifing down the glass the other side. The sky is dark grey, all bruised, and heaving with chowder thick clouds.
Droopy paper halloween decorations are tacked everywhere in this space that smells like stale pepperoni pizza. Hand made felt tip posters are tacked up on every surface for the ‘Fright Night’ party happening in the gym.
Now you were looking down the table at five very concerned faces. All of whom were waiting for you to spill the truth.
Quite frankly, they’re all looking at you like you’re Judas Iscariot at a disciples reunion.
Your eyes darted around from person to person.
They don’t believe you exist. They can’t believe it.
They cannot buy that you’re dating the curly haired scarecrow that is their metal headed Hellfire Leader. Your Eddie.
Who at this moment had dashed out in the rain to the parking lot with his black hoodie yanked over his wild hair, cause he left his lighter in his van.
And cause you’d left your chapstick in there in the glove compartment. And well, he did offer to retrieve it for you. Such a Prince.
“What part of are you guys having trouble understanding?” You ask as you reach in your bag for your book, and your brown paper bag of home made lunch. Chicken salad sandwich and a bag of chips. Extra large portions. You knew who would be stealing half your lunch.
Your chunky blue sweater slides off one shoulder. Revealing a lilac bra strap and a definite indication of a grape-purple hickie nestled in the crook your neck. The mystery continues.
“It’s gotta be fake. You’re like, dating a jock or something, aren’t you?” Jeff narrows his eyes at you like you’re a suspect.
Your gaze is packed in snow. Something razor cold skimmed off the Arctic Ocean.
“I take offence at that, dweeb.” You lob your eraser at his head.
That move is eerily similar to… someone else.
You hold your hand out, palm up to him, with a thundering frown. He throws your pink eraser back.
“But you’re-“ Mike starts. Then his tongue stunts itself.
You pause. Brows shooting up your head.
“I’m what, Wheeler?” Your tone invites him to think very carefully about his next words.
“You’re a girl.” He splutters.
“Hey. Only on the outside, kid.” You wink and click your tongue at him. Grinning. Widening your eyes. You learnt that from someone else too. The Kubrick stare.
“No- you’re, like. You’re a girl, girl. Like, you’re popular and. Normal? You get good grades. You’re friends with Jonny Lopez’ girlfriend. You’re going to like, a big league college.”
“I wouldn’t say popular. And we’re not entirely like friends. She just sort of bitches at me, and I occasionally give her a ride to school.” You shrug honestly.
“And hey excuse me, I’m not normal.” You point out. “I was reliably told this was the table that celebrates being ‘not normal’ anyhow.” you curl your fingers with air quotes.
They shrink down a little with that point. “Well yeah- actually.” and a chorus of shuffles, awkward coughs, and agreeing grunts comes your way.
“Good. Cause if I wanted to be ordinary I’d go sit at that table over there.” You nudge your head across the way where Jonny and Linda are sitting.
He’s telling some stupid macho story about a keg party to his fellow guffawing gorillas. She was busy chewing gum, not listening and painting her nails slutty cherry red.
“Did he pay you to do this?” Dustin asks. “Like $20 bucks if you come sit over here and prank the nerds.”
You slowly crunch a chip on your tongue and shoot him a spiky look. “Careful, Henderson.”
“Who paid who, to what, to the nerds?” Bursts a new voice into the conversation.
Quite possibly your favourite voice ever.
Eddie thumps himself down on his throne at the end of the table. Nudges his chair right up close to yours.
He’s flicking rain drips off his hoodie, some beaded down his leather arms. Some still clung to his big dark doe lashes and his messy bangs now growing wonkily down into his eyes. You’d seen him loping into the trailer bathroom the other day with a cigarette on the go, and a pair of scissors to just whack at those bangs. Messy as fuck.
A few rolling rain drips are still skating down his forehead. Soggy black sleeves nudge your chapstick into your palm on the table. He shakes off the rain like a wet dog.
Eddie drops a kiss on your head. A soft “Mwah” before he takes his seat. His hair hanging on your nose smelling like your dreamy coconut conditioner, because he’d spent the night at yours last night.
Neither of you got much sleep, naturally. You were sore in places you didn’t know could be sore. That boy was a sexual menace.
“Dude. We were just talking about your not girlfriend here.” Gareth pointed out. Jeff was deciding to take a cowardly out and hide behind a comic book.
Eddie tilts his head at the guy. Winding his cold knuckles through yours. Right there on the table top. Skin chilled from the rain.
“Is that a challenge in that sentence I’m hearing?” He asks with a stormy edge to his expression.
Eddies gaze could be lethal if he willed it to be. Shredding metal he could cut you on. These geeks rarely wanted to be in the ireful wrath of their leader’s disapproval.
“There’s no way you’re dating! It’s a hoax!” Dustin exclaims, loud. Laying his hands on the table in emphasis. Almost rising out his seat.
Eddie flicks those dark eyes to his curly haired companion.
“Alright punk. What about this are you struggling to get through your little head?” He barks out.
“How about, I don’t know, all of it. The fact she’s sat eating here. The fact you’re supposedly dating…” Sinclair lays out.
“Stop putting adverbs and negatives before the word dating.” You scowl at them.
Eddie chuckles, sneers and slings an arm around your shoulders. Looping you right close to him. You’re munching your lunch and smiling as he brings you in closer.
“Is it cause I’m so hot and so so way out of her little arty girl indie state league? I know. Poor baby girl, she can’t help that.” He coos.
You twist your head and his smirk is right there. Would be a shame not to kiss it. You lean in and peck him on the mouth sweetly.
When you pull away the pair of you take great delight in the shock still on their faces.
Eddie nuzzles his nose into your neck to make you squirm. Then he sits there with his chin on your shoulder. Opening his mouth like a little baby bird when he wants you to feed him chips. You do and he bites and sucks on the salty ends of your fingers.
“Seriously Henderson, You couldn’t shell out the amount of money required to fake constantly wrangling this one’s humungous ego.” You pat Eddie’s cheek three times.
“Not the only humungous thing she has to wrangle.” Eddie leers. Does that curling devil tongue at you. Tries to shove his tongue in your ear. You laugh and bat him away.
“No. No. Gross.” Says Mike. Shaking his shaggy head.
“….Plus serious compensation would be required for anyone to sleep in his flea pit of a bedroom.” You tell. Eyes turned down towards your book.
Eddie reached over you with his free hand and pawed at your chip packet for more. Scooped up your sandwich and stole a bite. Extra crispy bacon. Lettuce, Chicken mayo and that spicy mustard he likes- oh he was in love.
“Hey, I tidied it up for you, pencils. I put clean sheets on the bed. Made sure you could see the floor.” He spoke through chewing. Cheeks full. Sucking a glob of mustard off his thumb.
And yet, they’re all sat there looking at you like you’re selling bullshit.
“Alright you little assholes.” You clap and dust your hands off. Some of them actually jump back. Flinching.
Eddies staring at you with literal red bursting heart eyes watching you get irate with his table full of nerds.
You’re sat here all puppy love bundled up with him. Cupid arrow pink kinda gooey love, enshrined with little hearts squished above the i’s. Surrounded by pink ribbons and fucking bluebirds. Mushy love like a damn Carpenter’s song, and you’re so fused together at the hip bones. Like it actually hurts to break apart.
They’re still not buying it.
“What will it take to convince you, that we, are a real thing?” You nudge your thumb at you and Eddie.
They eye you shrewdly. Mike is the first soldier over the top the face the clattering guns.
“What’s his favourite band?” He fires out. Twisting towards you. All elbows and angles and those Wheeler nuclear-family enviable cheekbones.
“Bandsss plural.” You correct. “Metallica, Black Sabbath, Megadeath, Iron Maiden, W.A.S.P, Judas Priest, and Van Halen...”
“Don’t you dare do it.” Eddie warns to that naughty gleam in your eye. “They’ll never look at me the same.”
The guys lean in all interested.
“… And Dolly Parton. Especially Jolene.” They descend into laughing uproar. Eddie throws chips at Sinclair who was cackling.
They were never to know you two hollered along to that at the top of your lungs, on the drive to school in the summertime. Windows open. Hair flying. Shades on. Soupy sunshine and enjoying another cloying Indiana July.
That was the month you’d met this gorgeous creature. Watching fireflies come out laying in the long cool grass at the trailer park, sharing a joint. You in a gossamer sundress the colour of blushing peonies. It was like a way too good fever dream. Hazy days and deep purple sticky summer midnights.
“Favourite food?” Comes the next.
“His favourite meal is a chilli dog, with jalapeño loaded dirty fries with everything, and I mean everything, on it, and one of those strawberry mega monster shake things you get at the diner over on Admiral. He also loves sour candy, like a ridiculous amount. Sour patch kids, nerds, jolly ranchers.”
Eddie who was eating next to you frowned through chewing your sandwich down. The whole thing was nearly gone. Your half was looking pretty tasty too.
“I also know he doesn’t really have a great sense of a varied diet. He won’t eat for hours and then he’ll scarf it down in five seconds like a seagull. Case in point-“ Wave your hand across at him. Like you were presenting him.
“Hey-“ He mumbled. Mouth stuffed with almost all your sandwich.
“All in all, Bottomless void when it comes to food. Runs almost entirely on nicotine and caffeine. Or gas station beef jerky, and out of date mini powdered doughnuts.” You finish.
“Celebrity crush?” Dustin points a finger at you.
“Eartha Kitt. In her skin tight Catwoman costume.” You smile sultrily. “Next?”
“Damn.” Jeff laughed.
“Favourite subject?”
Oh you scoff.
“DND. Obviously. He hates science and math. But he’s actually shockingly good at English. He’s a reader. Reads more comics and fantasy books, than anyone I know. If you can’t find him, guaranteed he’s in the fantasy section.”
“Wow dude, really?” Gareth asks.
Eddie actually blushed.
“It’s actually pretty cute. You know Mrs Coulter, the elderly librarian? Yeah. They exchange Xmas cards. She properly dotes on him. Adorable. Calls him Edward.” You chuckle.
“No way-“ Dustin grins. Giggling. “Edward.” He preens. Cheeks all squidgy with his smile.
Eddie flicks a gaze over at you. It’s almost edgy, but he’s smiling. He’ll remember that- for later on.
“Henderson, I will jam that fork in your eye.”
You overlap the violence and pat the back of your boyfriends hand. Nudge your lunch towards him as a consolation prize.
“He’s just terrible at being forced to read and write stuff. Nonconformer in him really rails against being told what to do.” You lay out nodding.
Cause that was kinda a given where he’s concerned.
“Oh, oh, I know. Favourite movie…” Jeff clicks his fingers at you.
“Friday 13th. The Goonies when he’s stoned out his crazy brain.” You pat Eddie’s head affectionately as you speak.
“Ok those are fairly standard. How about a random trivia round?…” Dustin decides very loudly. Slamming his fist down on the table top. Almost knocking over Mikes can of tab. Jesus Dustin. Watch it man-
You roll your eyes and think. You also shut your book cause you know you won’t be cramming for your English test with the current inquisition going on.
“What does Eddie hate… what are some of his dislikes.”
“Jocks. Uh, He uhm, hates mushrooms on his pizza. Picks the pickles out his burger. He prefers winter to summer. Cuts all the scratchy labels out his clothes cause they annoy the hell out of him. Gets hay fever pretty bad. He thinks playing or watching sports is dull as shit. He can’t stand CCR, or mint chocolate chip ice cream.”
“I’m sorry but no ice cream should taste like toothpaste. It’s sick.” Eddie whines.
“He has little scars on his back that he likes to claim are scratches from sex.” You begin.
“Yeah he’s showed those us a lot. It’s sickening.
“Okay, wait til I tell you that he actually got them from falling ass first into my moms rose bush when he was sneaking in through my bedroom window one night.”
“I brought you chicken noodle soup when you were on the very verge of death. Pencils.” Eddie defends.
You turn and catch his pouty little eyes as he leans into you.
“He thinks I don’t know that he sometimes feeds the trailer park strays. Leaves out a can of tuna and bowls of water for them. Has given most of them metal names.”
Holy shit. Eddie makes this face at you like he’s in awe of all the little things you’d grasped about him. Made his stomach feel all slippy and gooey. Yeah. This is definitely love, kid.
“Awhh.”
Eddie snaps his eyes across to his friend who dares make that noise. He picked up the fork closest to him. Shooting feral eyes.
“Oh, He’s named his van.”
“Pencils.” He warns.
“Shut up.” Mike counters. “What is it?”
“Galadriel.” You chirp all sunny.
Dustin looks so happy.
“You’re single handedly ruining my reputation here, honey.”
You lean in and smack a kiss on the end of his nose.
“You have a sex rep I don’t know about, Munson?” You raise one brow. Up in his face about it. That jumper sliding down a silky skinned shoulder he wants to nose at. Call a spade a spade. He wants to bite it. Soothe the bite with his tongue and hear you coo oh, Eddie.
“Not in front of the halflings, Baby. They’re fresh faced and innocent right out the shire.” He dotes at you.
“Hey we’ve seen some shit.” One of them defends
“Not talking about a DND campaign you little pipsqueak.” Eddie smirks.
His hand is sliding around the waistband of your hip. Scooping around your back and pulling you to him. Clutching at his leathered shoulders and your thighs guided sideways over his lap. He snatched you right out your seat.
“Children avert your gaze. Some very 18+ activities are about to happen here.” Eddie warns them as his hands smooth up your jumper. Over your hips and back. He growls when he gets his ring clad fingers clutching your ass through your jeans.
“Ok, I really didn’t need to see that.”
“Buckle up, Pencils.” He whispers into your ear and brushed his tongue over your pulse.
“I’m going for public indecency to prove a point to these assholes.”
Then he seals his lips across yours and pushes his tongue into your mouth, as with any wild Eddie kiss, you melt. You feel his jaw open.
Your spine uncurls and slopes down your body like jello. It’s a movie star kiss that demanded Dolby technicolour and surround sound. A swooning kiss off the silver screen that could curl toes, and bloom whole fields of daisies.
You grasp his hair and reel him in. Kiss him back all spitty and wet to prove a point, and you’re not shy about shoving your tongue in his mouth. He moans.
You scratch his scalp. He sucks your bottom lip like you’re a delicacy. It’s way too much. So filthy. Fucking beautiful is what it is.
Then you feel his wicked, wicked hand pinging dangerously at your bra clasp. Snapping it to your skin. He bites his lip when he pulls back and shoots you those sultry black bedroom eyes.
“This is the one I hate getting off isn’t it? The goddamned purple one.” He says all lusty as he rubs the tip of his nose into yours. Your cheeks are so hot. Blood lava hot pushing in your face.
“You’re a trooper. Munson. You’ll figure it out.” You tell him with a teasing voice that you can feel makes his dick throb under your thighs.
“Can’t wait to get in those panties, later.”
“I’ve got art class after school. Come by around eight. Moms out tonight.” You flirt. Which means takeout, and suffocating, hands wandering, kisses, til you can’t remember which way is up or down. And so much Eddie. It feels like you’ll burst with love of him.
His lips taste like sugary tab and, now, your chapstick. Ash swirls on his breath from his last smoke. He’ll be itching for another one soon. Maybe you’ll sneak away and join him. Make out for the remainder of lunch time.
“Good. I really love it when you can scream loud when I bury my face in your pus-“ You clap your hand over his mouth.
“They don’t need chapter and verse. Baby.”
Eddie responds by licking a big hot stripe up your palm.
“You know, guys, maybe they’re not faking it.”
“Please, people are trying to eat here!”
“I’m definitely gonna barf.”
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denim-mixtapes · 1 year
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Congrats on 1k!!! I'd like to request traditions: maybe baking Christmas cookies with Eddie? I love your Eddie! He's always characterized so well!
tsym friend!!! I feel like there's not a lot of actual baking in this...just two cuties being in love...but it's baking adjacent!! And I didn't wanna get too carried away with the actual details of baking bc I literally spend 40+ hours a week making cookies and if I actually wrote about the baking/decorating process there would be no Eddie it would just be cookies oop. ANYWAY ENJOY <3
w/c: 640
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“Ah, ah, ah!” 
Eddie thinks he’s smooth, distracting you with a kiss to sneak a cookie away from the cooling rack on the counter behind you, but you saw him coming from a mile away. Leaning away from his embrace, you smack at the offending hand with your wooden spoon, giggling all the while. 
“Just one!” He insists, turning those awful puppy dog eyes on you with a pout. “They smell so good! I think we make a good team!” 
You step back with a snort to take in his appearance. He’s disheveled to say the least. Hair a mess, twisted up into one of your claw clips without a care in the world and dusted with flour from where you had a mild food fight. His loose sweatpants are streaked with chocolate from where he’d wiped his hands carelessly, and his shirt spotted with more flour and even a little food dye, which you have no idea where that came from, because you haven’t even started decorating yet. Despite it all, he’s still a beautiful sight to behold. 
Your eyes soften and you smile, “fine, one.” 
To your delight, he breaks the cookie in half and hands one piece to you with a warm mumble of, “here, we’ll share it.” 
Thanking him with a sweet kiss on the cheek, you have to remind yourself to not get too sappy. When you proposed the idea of a cookie bake leading up to Christmas, you’d half expected Eddie to laugh and offer to be a taste tester instead. It’s what all your other partners had done in the past, but you were met with the exact opposite energy. Sure, now that you’re almost done he wants to taste them all, but who are you kidding, so do you. But no, he’s been happily by your side the whole time, from planning out the recipes, to shopping for ingredients, to actually doing the baking (even if you did have to show him how the stand mixer works like Patrick Swayze in Ghost). Still, you didn’t want to press your luck and scare him away by getting too emotional over cookies. 
“Okay!” You exclaim around a mouthful of sugar. Eddie’s smile broadens as he chews his own bite, eyes sparkling at your enthusiasm. “We have one more batch to make while the sugar cookies cool. It’s not Christmas without hot cocoa cookies, after all.” 
“Oh, you’re gonna kill me, that sound’s fucking fantastic,” he groans, eyes rolling to the ceiling, hand clutching at his heart dramatically. 
While Eddie balls up the hot cocoa cookie dough to bake, you mix all of the frosting and icings for the sugar cookies, and as soon as he puts them in the oven you’re practically bouncing on your toes to start decorating. 
“Someone’s eager,” Eddie teases, pulling up a bar stool next to yours at the counter. 
“This is the best part!” You exclaim, ready to dive into explaining the different frostings and their different purposes, but the way he’s staring at you stops you in your tracks. It’s soft, a little dopey, and he smiles at you like you hung the moon. It’s how you were looking at him earlier. It makes your heart skip a beat. “What?” 
“There is no best part,” he says, disguising the sap in his voice with a little forced laugh, “‘cause it’s all the best, getting to make memories with you.” 
“Aw,” you coo, reaching out to hold his cheek, “that was really cheesy.” 
His skin burns under your thumb where you stroke his cheekbone, and he bursts out into a real, full, laugh. “Yeah, it kind of was. Now,” he dips his finger into the closest bowl of frosting and reaches across the space between you to smear it on the tip of your nose. “Where do we start?”
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sinczir · 2 years
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Eddie Munson as your bf but it’s accurate.
(This is my first ever post)
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You and Eddie would be in bed and that man would Literally bite you for no reason.
Lays on you randomly and starts humming against your skin.
Randomly takes a bite out of the stick of butter, you tell him to stop he doesn’t listen, then complains about a stomach ache minutes later.
Eddie takes the walkie talkie to the bathroom just to piss everyone off.
“Hey guys”
Silence.
“Take a load of this.”
He puts the mic close to the toilet so everyone can hear him urinate and just giggles.
Asks you the weirdest questions while your trying to sleep.
“babe.”
“Yeah eddie?”
“Would you still think I’m hot if I were a frog?”
…….
“Shut up.”
Walks around the house without a shirt on.
Randomly bites your tits whenever he gets the chance.
When you disagree with him, he always tackles you.
When you take a bite of his food, he makes you spit it out.
He LOVES grapes- he will put some in his mouth and blow them at you.
When you guys take a bath together, he pees in the bath and let’s you know after you guys are done the bath.
Randomly moans in your ear.
I want an Eddie so bad.
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trashmouth-richie · 3 days
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one of the two things i’ve been working on
coming tomorrow, this will either be a one shot or a two parter.
thank you to my sweet little butt cheek @likedovesinthewnd for putting me on ethel cain, i owe you my life bitch.
listen to thoroughfare by ethel cain here
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Pairing: Eddie Munson x F!Reader
Prompt: “I think I love you, you idiot.”
Warning: language, very very very light hurt/comfort but mostly fluff, friends to lovers(really lovers to official lovers), pet names
A/N: a bit longer then I normally write for these, but I got a little carried away haha. Hope you enjoy! Was this based on something I said in my D&D game on Friday? Yes. I was very proud of it.
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“Lady Y/N,” Eddie looks at you, his eyebrow was quirked up as he sent you a cocky smile, “it’s your turn.” He says, gesturing at the game map on the table in front of him as he sat in his throne.
It was Friday night. Hellfire night. The best night of the week. The night where you got to play pretend with your favorite people. Your favorite of them all being Eddie Munson.
You looked him up and down, a small confident smile rested on your face, “How many hit points does this guy have?”
“Let’s just say he looks pretty fucked up.” Eddie chuckled as he leaned back in the chair, his arms rested on the armrests as he laced his fingers in front of him. He locked eyes with you, his large, owlish, ones sparkled in amusement.
“I’m going to walk up to him. I place my hand on his shoulder as I just ever so lightly graze the tip of my sword along his cheek and I say, ‘Now do you want to feel the sting of my blade? Or would you like to actually walk out of here alive?’” The group around you made various “oooohs!”, but your eyes were locked with Eddie’s. He stared you down, face unchanging as he sized you up.
“Roll an intimidation check.” He said simply.
You rolled your D20 and watched it bounce along the game map, “15 plus 9, 24!” You shouted.
Eddie’s face broke out in a large smile and he clapped his hands together loudly as he laughed. “He flees! As he should, I wouldn’t want to cross Lady Y/N, right boys?” He asked the room as the rest of the party shouted their excitement at the victory. “That’s it for tonight kids, see you next time.” This was met by a few groans, but eventually the room dissolved into loud chatter as everyone got ready to go.
“Hey, could you stay after?” Eddie asked once you finished packing up. You felt your heart hammer in your chest as you nodded your head.
You and Eddie had an interesting relationship you could say. Not quite together, but definitely not just friends. You’d hang out together, seemingly as friends, and end up making out on his couch or in the back of his van.
You wanted more, so much more with him. But you didn’t want to lose what you had now by asking for a commitment. Eddie was sweet, more than he let on to anyone but you, so you knew he would at least let you down nicely. But you weren’t sure if you could face him after the rejection.
Your relationship was very physical when you were alone, but it was also incredibly emotional at times. With the two of you running to each other in your hardest of times. Eddie told you things he had never told anyone, and let himself be more vulnerable with you than he had been with another person ever. What you had was special, and you didn’t want it to end. You just didn’t want to hide it anymore.
The room cleared out and as you said your last goodbye, you looked around and found yourself alone with Eddie. The room felt charged, with what you weren’t sure, but there was something new and intense sparkling behind the look the metalhead sent you. He didn’t break eye contact as he sauntered over to where you were standing at the other end of the table.
Eddie wasn’t great with personal space, he usually managed to get into peoples bubbles somehow. But when you were alone, it’s like personal space didn’t even exist. His hands were always on you, as if they were magnetized to your skin. There was always practically no space between you two, as he always kept you flush with him. And if he had his way, his mouth would be kissing any part of you he could reach at all times. It’s like he was obsessed and couldn’t get enough of you, but only in private.
His hands found their way around your waist as he pressed you up against the table. He gave you a heated look before his lips came crashing on yours. You felt him smirk against you as you let out an involuntary moan into the kiss. Proud to be the cause of such a response from you.
“Christ sweetheart, that last line you said. It was so hot.” He said in between hurried, feverish kisses. “My girl, such a badass.”
“My girl”
Not a new phrase, but one you couldn’t stop thinking about once you heard it. Why would he call you that just to keep you hidden?
“Eddie.” You gasped out once he started kissing along your jaw. He let out an appreciative hum against your skin as you said his name. “Eddie, wait.” You managed, pulling yourself from his affectionate assault. He pulled back, lips kiss swollen and pink, eyes half lidded.
“What is it, pretty girl?” He cooed, a fond look on his face.
“What is this Eddie?” You blurted out, the metalhead cocked his head to the side in confusion. “What is this? What are we? We do this every couple days, but only in secret. You call me your girl, but only alone.” You stammered out quickly, watching Eddie closely as you did. “Are-are you ashamed of me?” You asked finally, you couldn’t keep the hurt and insecurity out of your voice.
Eddie looked surprised for a moment but quickly shook his head once he heard how upset you sounded, “Sweetheart, I’m not ashamed of you at all, or what we have.” He started.
“Then why aren’t we public? Why am I hidden away?” You interrupted.
Eddie sighed and brought his forehead to rest against your own, he looked at you through his lashes, “Cause I didn’t want to make your life harder here. You already have a hard enough time being the freak of Hawkin High's friend, imagine how much worse it’d be for you as my girlfriend.” He briefly closed his eyes and took a deep breath as if he was working up to something, “I was finally gonna ask you to be mine at graduation, then we wouldn’t have to worry about it anymore. I’m crazy about you Y/N, you have to know that.”
It was your turn to look surprised but you recovered quickly at the uncertain look on his face, “I don’t give a shit about what these assholes say Eddie. I’m fucking crazy about you too, and I don’t want to wait.” You said firmly, a confident smile pulling at your lips. “I think I love you, you idiot.”
Eddie looked utterly shell shocked. You love him? He hadn’t heard someone say that to him in years, only his mom and Wayne had ever said it. The last time he heard it from his mom was just before she died, and Wayne at her funeral. He had no idea how much he had missed hearing it, how much he needed it. And now, the person he knew he loved was here saying it to him. He wanted to cry, but wouldn’t, not now. Not when he could be kissing you instead.
“I love you. So much.” He whispered seriously. He pressed his lips to yours again, not hungry and feverish like before, this was slow and careful, like you could break under him. He wanted you to feel that he meant every word.
You melted into each other, fully drowning in the possibilities of this new relationship that neither of you were aware of the sounds of running footsteps coming up the quiet hallway outside. “Hey, have you seen my binder I think I-” Dustin's voice rang out as the door slammed open.
You pulled away from Eddie with a little squeak of surprise and found the 3 freshman boys standing in the doorway. You and Eddie stared at the boys, who in turn stared back at the two of you, arms still wrapped around each other.
“Oh my fucking god! You have to be shitting me, I knew it! Mike, you owe me 10 bucks!” Dustin yelled, pointing at the two of you with a huge smile on his face.
“I guess there’s no keeping this a secret now even if we wanted, huh sweetheart?” Eddie whispered with a chuckle as he pulled you from the table, holding your hand firmly as he grabbed both of your stuff.
“Oh not a chance.” You laughed, following him as the younger boys bombarded you with questions.
Taglist: @srapalestina @yvonneeeee @cityofidek @anaisweird @mrslovesmayahawke @harrys-tittie
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rainylana · 20 days
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Taste of an image: “I’ll always take care of you.”
requested by @vol2eddie
eddie munson x female reader
note: this imagine is based of my series “i’ll always take care of you.”, that deals with the trauma of assault. also! to clarify, this new series idea is just a fancier version of a blurb/drabble!!
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You felt like you would vomit every bit of your stomach, every organ that made your body function. Or pass out, give in to the dark terrors of your mind. One of two, anyway. You don’t know what happened, what triggered it. All you knew was that you were having an absolute meltdown.
You were hunched over, hands on your knees as you tried to breath. You were shaking, the kind of shaking where it hurts, paralyzing you. Your head split from your sobs, the salty taste of tears falling in your mouth.
That’s how he found you. Eddie was used to this, but that didn’t mean it got any easier to endure. He was behind you, bending down to wrap his arms around your chest, face pressed against your cheek. He shushed you gently, rocking you and trying to get you to be able to breath properly.
You didn’t see him, nor did you see the tears that fell down his own face. But then you heard it, his own sob that made you crumble more than you already were. Two heartbroken lovers that were trying to heal.
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msgexymunson · 1 year
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Eddie Comforts You
Warnings: absolutely none, g/n reader, just fluff. This is for you @eddiemunsonfuxks since you were down the other day.
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Huffing, you sink onto the edge of Eddie's bed, shoulders slumping.
"What's wrong sweetheart?" Eddie gazes at you, thumb rubbing patterns on your back absent mindedly.
"The fuckin' universe Eddie. Everything just sucks." Head sinking closer into your chest you sit there, utterly deflated.
He hums his understanding, hand reaching to trace your ear, your jaw, your neck. Feather light touches, blossoming affection over your skin.
"Universe, huh? What, is Germany in retrograde again or something?"
Your laugh forces its way out of your chest, making it's way through your nose in an unexpected snort.
"You mean Mercury baby." Your giggle extends to your eyes, creasing at the corners. Looking at his face you feel a swell of love bloom between the pair of you.
"Germany, Mercury, same difference" he scoffs "still got you to smile."
You shrug. "Yeah, at you, not with you!"
"So? You're smiling. That's the most important thing. Plus, when you think about it, it's pretty metal."
"What?" You look at him in confusion.
"Well, that the universe cares enough about your feelings. Pretty big effect your having, you know?" His beautiful brown eyes meet yours and your heart melts.
You gaze back at him with love and stroke his cheek.
"I don't deserve you."
Eddie looks taken aback, holding his hand to his heart.
"Sweetheart, it's me that doesn't deserve you."
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mysticalcatbat · 1 year
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Modern!Eddie gives me middle aged man vibes. Idk like he would probably make dad jokes, and would always be mispronouncing stuff. Especially the Baja blast from Taco Bell.
Eddie: “hi, can I please get a bah-ja blast?”
Worker: 🤨 “did you mean a bah-hah blast?”
Eddie: 🤨 “that’s what I said”
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eddiebun · 2 years
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imagine eddie teaching you how to drive, trying to coach you gently but also white knuckling the passenger seat/grab handle 😭💀
NOOO BC he’d teach you in his dusty old van as well what the hell, sorry i skipped previous asked to jump to this one bc i laughed
DRIVE SAFELY LMAO and have a better teacher than eddie
• you were trying not to be nervous but eddie was !! not helping
• he kept making jokes about how this was his last day on earth
• just because you were learning to drive!
• to be fair you’re pretty clumsy on your feet let alone behind a wheel so maybe he had a reason to be worried
• you’d be frazzled behind the wheel as he listed off things to do, grab and look out for on the road in a random order as if it was any help
• “you’re the worst teacher!” you grumbled, looking at him to complain instead of the road
• “curb! don’t hit the curb!” he grabbed the wheel, turning the opposite direction before you hit it. you claimed that it was fine.. though you were totally gonna hit it
• “m’ tryna help you!” he would scowl at you, one hand gripping the seat and the other clenching the handle above his head, knuckles turning white
• “are you kidding?! you look like you’re on a rollercoaster without a seatbelt!”
• “no! i do this.. all the time, in everyone’s car.”
• you would be pouty
• “phew, sweet solid concentrate.” he’d sigh dramatically when he stepped out of the car in one piece.
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