#either way I'm just vibin

[storfulsten]

colorful funky space friends

hm kinda sus tbh

#shading is overrated #and proportions and accurate size differences are also overrated lol #anyways #sussy space friends au #if there was an au this is probably the colors I'd go for #the letsplay inspo vibes may not quite match up with most colors but it's all mostly just guidelines rather than acual rules really tbh #it's all just vibes so who cares really ha #there's a couple more dudes I'd probably want to include but they wouldn't get the most fitting colors lol ah well they'd manage I'm sure #rn I'm too lazy to add more either way ha #so ye anyways #just doodled this bc I felt like it and wanted to help myself visualize all the dang colors on the correct people so ye #messy and lazy but fulfills its purpose well enough atm at least #so ye #maybe you wouldn't agree with the color choices but with my own au and ideas these combos work just fine ha #so agree to disagree and all that #either way I'm just vibin #lazy doodle is lazy and not very serious so ye feel free to ignore and all that #enjoy or don't #whatever floats your boat #fnf au #fnf amongus au #boyfriend #girlfriend #pico #whitty #hex #carol #ruv #sarv #I draw what I want

[jazeswhbhaven]

Maybe I want Him to Bite...(Lucifer Selfie Card Prologue React III) *Spoilers*

You know the drill lovelies...back it up to part 2 if this is the first part you're seeing!! ->

From there you can be linked back to Part 1 if you haven't read that first either. If you've read both, yay you made it to the final part! Let's goooo (༎ຶꈊ༎ຶ╬)

Alright so let's see what' this goofy ahh bitch did...

We done broke all the rules up in here and I'm-

Good LORD he looks like that????

I was startled because I'm like oh no boo you gonna have to warn me before you pull a "jeff the killer, creepypasta, the rake, smile dog" on me. /j

LMAO I can hear this even though MC doesn't have a set voice.

And everyone else was silent asf like not saying a goddamn thing. Even Gamigin who's usually loud as fuck was saying nothing. LMAO

Yes MC, you did. All in order too like? XD Even though this is some shit I'd do personally, I would also be like "Oh damn I didn't die??"

And Lucifer was like "What are you talking about?" and MC was panicking trying to get an answer from the nobles being like hello????? but silently and Marbas and Morax hit em' with the-

"Ah so staring at him and touch his snake doesn't do anything. Got it."

This would have been me.

Because what do you mean?????? YOU HAD RULES AND WAS JUST THROWING MC OUT THERE WITHOUT CONFIRMATION????

This is why I have trust issues. Lol

So it turns out Lucifer was reacting the way he was out of being startled, not because he was going to end someone's life. But I think we all know what he looks like when he actually is out here in murder mode. The event was clear in that regard.

So Lucifer calms down the snake on his clothing, and MC comes up to also touch it out of curiosity. So this tells us, the snake doesn't really cause any harm per say...but I'm sure it does something more so give Lucifer the power to do something.

Snake boi

MC apologizes and well Lucifer doesn't really understand why for a moment (he does laugh at the action though mostly from amusement). But MC lets it be known that they are apologizing to the snake and him.

WAIT WAIT WAIT "Child of Adam?????" AYO? I need more lore about why he said that, which I can only guess why he said that. (and honestly, now I'm thinking of Adam from Hazbin Hotel lmao)

But I mean, this statement just shows he's a least learning to observe MC for their own personality. Not Solomon's.

MC is confused tho, but Lucifer is like "You're amusing"

ANd then????

HE BITE?????

HE BITEEE

h e

b i t e

Stop. Why is this so hot?

HES SO GODDAMN HOT????? BITE ME SOME MORE????!?!?!?!

SO AFTER HE BITES MC HE ORDERS THEM TO TOUCH HIM?

And this is where I was freaking out on that post. Because I had a headcanon I didn't share here, that because of Lucifer's power he could basically order you to do whatever and you'd have to carry that out.

i.e. If he said you aren't allowed to touch yourself ever unless I give you permission, that means no matter how horny you are you can't get off or do anything until he says so and that brings in a whole new kind of foreplay/dominance type thing where literally his word is to be followed. But at the same time....there could be loopholes if you're smart enough to figure them out and want to be a brat.

Whoever gets his card and unlocks the rest of the story?? I'll be waiting patiently.

Okay, so I'm gonna say that from this prologue alone, his selfie card is possibly the best selfie story out of the 5 kings. I was vibin' with Mammon's but this one rightchea? Phew. Mostly because I wanna see how Luci gets down and it already seems like his venom is some kind of aphrodisiac. Because sheesh MC was getting worked up and horny quite immediately from being bitten and you know what?

I wonder if you can extract the venom and have it applied to foods for the same effect...(Don't tell Bimet he'd capitalize on that shit)

But man. I told you all that once his card released I'd probably stop caring about Juno and transition over and well that happened. (still gonna do the reader fic though)

It's funny also that I did this prologue faster than I did his event which I STILL have yet to post about. lol

But as always lovelies, I thank you for sticking through my crazy reacts

-your lovely admin ♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ)

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb lucifer #whb paradise lost bois 🤍 #whb gamigin #whb spoilers #L card spoilers #whb selfie cards #part three had a lot of gifs which is fine because lol

[citruslllad]

mmmm draxum rant under cut vvv (ab how the fandom treats him not the guy himself)

i love the rottmnt fandom but the way that ppl treat draxum.. y'all love evil bastards but can't STAND when they get redeemed in a satisfying (and character-accurate) way fr. his backstory is very clearly that of a survivor amongst a species that, for the most part, had been shoved into one city underneath New York, by force.

and hell yeah draxum was an evil bitch about it! he wanted to wipe humanity tf out! but when you realize that all he's experienced with humans was essentially them shoving his kind underground, u sorta understand why he does what he does.

but then in fics he's this like.. heinous bastard willing to commit every form of torture imaginable when that's literally not him? at all?? he's never been shown to torture people. the closest we saw was in the first episode when the pizza delovery guy asked if the oozquito would hurt and he said "yes.. if i'm doing it right" and that's IT. that is IT.

and then he got another perspective of humanity through mikey! he saw the mother & her kid during that one episode and decided oh fuck they're just like us fr!! and SAVED her ass. even if he was and always would be all shy about it n shit, he still HELPED humanity in the end. MULTIPLE TIMES.

and again, the fics i read? love them. love them so much. they're so well written and the storylines are always CHEFS KISS but every time it goes over draxum being a ✨evil bastard willing to psychological torture anyone and anything to get to his goal✨ i either sit through it with a mental >:[ in my head or i skip it entirely, because reading it feels like a betrayal of an incredibly well written character and his redemption.

anyways i am a draxum apologist through & through. if you like making him that way, good on you for vibin, but personally i want the guy to be happy in the end

#rambles #rants #<- for BL #baron draxum #rottmnt #character ​analysis #HE'S! A! GOOD! PERSON!!!

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

Miscellaneous headcanons. Maybe some weird ones later we'll see

-----------

Farah who keeps track of time by reciting little prayers under her breath. At some point she starts teaching Alex some.

Gaz who at 18 had a surprisingly grownup conversation with his girlfriend, they split on friendly terms, so peaceful in fact that they still check in on each other now and then. (as in the one couple that made we should stay friends truly work)

He loves going window shopping and he actually gives you constructive criticism on the outfits his partner show him.

Johnny who despite being a punk and a nuisance to the local neighborhood, was the sweetest boy to his ma and grandmas

Also he is so efficient in the bathroom after years of getting chased out of it by his sisters for taking longer than 5 minutes. Sits down to pee, learned the hard way that his ma doesn't want him standing.

A young Alejandro who's the worst fuckboy until he meets that one person and now he's stuck trying his hardest to get rid of that title. Just to spend atleast a year getting ignored, almost gives up but asks them for a last dance and actually gets a yes.

Owns a bunch of colorful short sleeve button ups, yknow those Hawaiian ones that only dad's and lesbians wear.

Rudy who actually isn't shy but reserved. He just is that quiet naturally. In contrast to alejandro he had one partner his entire life, they're an actual pretty happy couple with an extremely normal life (except for Rudy's job). Like they're just vibin™

His spice tolerance level is ass.

Simon volunteering at the local animal shelter in his free time. He tends to either the kittens or the extremely reactive dogs.

Refuses to drink those electrolytes sachets, the water feeling all thick makes him gag.

Price who during his youth caught a bunch of STDs including herpes.

Nowadays he gets screened regularly.

Also he has a bald spot in his chest hair.

Good MOOOOORNING TO US ALL

And my goodness Lyra I agree with all of those

Minus, Rudy can 100% handle spice but he'll sweat like crazy and go all red in the face (but he handles it, he eats it without going all "AHHHH WATER, MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE")

Also, I'm SO glad I'm not the only one that HC'S Price as being RIDDLED with STD's??? (I ALMOST went that route with It's a Match)

#asks #moots

[void-ink-studios]

Some Notes on Luna

I'm sleepy but vibin, so here's a few notes on the kiddo introduced in the last chapter, Luna, before I head to bed.

Their design is based on moths, two in particular. Their color comes from the Mint Moth, while their wing design, name, and general fluff factor come from Luna Moths.

Luna is a strange little hybrid, so they inherited some powers from both, but also doesn't have either of their dad's full arsenal.

From Scarab, they can fly, have heightened senses and mobility, and a degree of shapeshifting. However, their secondary set of arms are much smaller and less dexterous than their primary, their teeth aren't nearly as vicious as Scarab's, and their shell is notably weaker. They also can't really just put their limbs back in place the way Scarab can, although this is less of an issue due to how their limbs are put together.

From Prismo, they have quite the innate talent for magic (not quite Prismo's wish magic), and a degree of fluidity with their physical form (their limbs float in pieces, so things like blades kinda just... slip through the gaps). They don't have the same dominion over the Time Room as either of their dads, but the walls do listen to them. They can't dive in and out of them like Prismo, unfortunately. Their magic can't rewrite reality, so no rogue universes running around, but when they get older, they can grant powerful boons to those they favor.

Luna's a clingy kid. They get very upset when Scarab has to leave for Auditor duties and refuses to let go of them when he comes back. They cling to Prismo all the time as well, which the Wishmaster absolutely loves. They hang onto Prismo's back. They tried to do the same to Scarab, but that hurts his shoulders a lot, so they accept clinging to his chest. This earned them the nicknames "little spider" or "little tick".

They ask questions. A lot of questions. It's a lot of "why" and "how" whenever something mildly intriguing enters the Time Room. Both their dads are happy to answer questions, although Prismo sometimes gives them nonsense answers for the laughs, much to Scarab's annoyance.

They have tried, repeatedly, to sneak out to follow Scarab on his "adventures" but both dads have caught them in the act. Scarab has to remind them quite a bit that his job is dangerous, especially for a little moth like them.

That's what I got for now, so enjoy until the next chapter!

#prohibitedwish #scarab x prismo #scarab the god auditor #prismo the wishmaster #prohibitedwish fanfic #prohibitedwish fankid #fan kid #wrath of the wishmaster

[simp4wom3n]

Hey!! I was wondering if you could do a Wednesday or Jenna fic where the reader is like Gwen's height and maybe if it's a Jenna fic, r and Jenna are in an interview. Maybe it could be they are watching thirst videos and fans r thirsting over r or Jenna . But if it's a Wednesday fic maybe people at nevermore find it funny that R always rests on Wednesday w their forearm or something everywhere they go and Wednesday is just used to it, and if you want to do angst, maybe R is a vamp and they get like stabbed or hurt somehow ? I'm not sure how camps r hurt. But anyway, maybe Wednesday finds out she was hurt and gets emotional idk. Sorry this is really long. I just love your writing

Hi!!

THE CHOICES?!? idk how im gonna choose oh lord.

I guess it’ll depend what im vibin with when i actually get to writing it but either way im sure it will be fun <3

also thank youuuuu

#jenna ortega x fem!reader #jenna ortega request #jenna ortega #jenna ortega x fem reader #jenna ortega x reader #jenna ortega imagine #wednesday addams x fem reader #wednesday addams x reader #wednesday addams request #wednesday

[iced-coffeebean]

Had this sitting in my drafts for a hot second and I'm bored while I wait for the college week to end soooooooo I decided to work on this <3 _______ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ(ꜱ) ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ?

-

I'm not really sure tbh.

I've been in the Hetalia fandom since for a good while now but I never really gave the micronations a second thought. But as of recently, I've just been SO intrigued by them.

I got attached to Molossia cause he's a micronation in Nevada and I'm a Nevadan so I guess close proximity to him geographically??

I figured, "You know, since he's a micronation from my state, I should probably put in an effort to try to get to know him." So I began to do a bunch of research and stuff and I eventually started vibin with his character and then I was just "...Jesus christ, we are practically twins-"

Slowjamastan is another muse of mine because of his connection with Molossia. His possible backstory and upbringing is also just a really interesting thing to unravel so. He is in the brain at all times too ❗️❗️❗️

He's a relatively new character but he's already managed to snatch my heart <3

ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ?

-

Anything I just don't really vibe with or that makes me uncomfortable. Usually, dead dove items unless I'm going INSANE and I want to emotionally wreck people but yk.

If you really want to know, you'd probably have to ask me 1 on 1 and I'd tell you. Just tell me your list and I'll tell you if I wouldn't vibe with it or not.

I also don't really like Russia all that much so I try to avoid writing him or mentioning him if possible. It's probably the Latvia kinnie in me but Russia gives me the ICK and Russia enjoyers also seem to spook me just a bit. Usually the people I've been around that like him don't end up being the best of lads so... Sorry </3

I'm also not a big fan of horror so, don't expect that much from me either </3

ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ?

-

I'm not really sure tbh. I like the aspect of building out a character is possible and seeing them go through changes and such.

I really like writing AUs for things.

I also love writing Molossia and his relationships/interactions with other micronations, Slowjamastan in specific.

I'm slowly opening up to Ladonia and he already has a lot of canon interactions with him and even seems to be on really good terms with him so that I'm taking that and running with it.

I love werewolf AUs SO MUCH but I haven't yet to write one. Hopefully one day <3

ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ?

-

They come to me in dreams-/j

Joking joking but tbh, I just exist tbh and they come to me.

I normally do a lot of research on characters and adapt their way of being/personality into how I think would fit for them based on the info I got for them.

For characters I'm really passionate about, I try to consume as much of their canon content as possible while reading fics available about them and trying to get into their shoes, yk?

I try to BE the character for a hot second to understand them better. It just helps thing imo.

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪɴ ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ?

-

I ALWAYS HAVE MUSIC PLAYING

I need it. There are very few times I've tried writing things in silence but I don't usually get very far </3

I always try to listen to music or songs that fit the mood of what I'm writing. It just gives inspo and drive for the writing <3

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ ᴏʀ ᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ?

-

I usually do things in the moment but depending on who I'm talking to, I try to better plan things out when I respond so I sound like a normal human being rather than the feral, impulsive mf I am.

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ꜱʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ?

-

I love shipping <33 It makes things fun but I do enjoy characters and interactions between characters without the need for romance.

I just like how you can play around character in ways you probably couldn't before when you add a dash of romance or romantic uses into the mix.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪᴀꜱ/ɴᴀᴍᴇ?

-

I'm some variation of Iced-Coffeebean on social medias and I usually go by Coffee. My 2p name (for shits and giggles) is Tea <3

I jokingly call myself *insert kinnie name* kinnie on discord.

I'm also called Mythos due to that being the main DnD character I play.

So I go by Coffee, Tea, and/or Mythos <3

ᴀɢᴇ?

-

I'm 19 but sometimes I feel like I'm a 28-year-old stuck in a teen's body from how hyperindependant I am and how that makes me stress over everything and makes me hella overthink. I'm surrounded by people that are older than me but act so childish and it makes me wanna rip my hair out sometimes </3

ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ?

-

I'm an Aquarius <3

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ(ꜱ)?

-

I FUCKING LOVE GREEN!!!! GREENS LIKE MY TUMBLR PAGE SETUP AND DISCORD BANNER ARE SO ❗️❗️❗️

I also love navy blue, grays, tans, blacks, and lavender!

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴏɴɢ(ꜱ)?

-

Shooting Star by Owl City is an ALL TIME BANGER But I have top 5 songs that are ROTTING my brain rn (no specific order):

Pedastal by Aiko

Roméo by Pierre De Maere

Zari by Marina Satti

Luktelk by Silvester Belt

Daughter of the Sun by Aiko

ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ?

-

Breathless (1960) by Jean-Luc Godard

Had to watch it for my film class. It was okay.

ʟᴀꜱᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ?

-

La Casa De Los Famosos for a reality show I've watched recently. Aside from that, probably either YGO or Hetalia. I don't remember. It's been a second.

ʟᴀꜱᴛ ꜱᴏɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ?

-

Appetite of a People-Pleaser by Ghost and Pals cause I'm going feral </3

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ?

-

I'd honestly kill for some pupusas de queso con chicharron. That with a non-alcoholic sangria and MMMM.

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ?

-

Probably Spring or Fall.

As Nevadan, anything that isn't 116 F/46.6 C is WONDERFUL. But anything lower than 45 F/7.2 C is COLD for my desert ass </3

So naturally I enjoy the months that aren't actively trying to kill me. I've only seen snow twice in my lifetime in my city so if it starts snowing (despite me liking the idea of snow), I'd actually just combust into flames and explode.

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ?

-

I guess you could say that @starfishes-and-watercolors is my Tumblr bestie <333

We met via AO3 and then chatted on here before moving to Discord. But she has seen the best and worst of me fandom wise and IRL wise.

She helped me stay motivated with YGO GX content, specifically Anikishipping content or Shou/Syrus content. She just deals with me being a Hetalia thot now but yeah, I still really care about her and I'm glad to have met her.

______ I was tagged by @heta-micronomics

Tagging: @starsmadeinheaven, @starfishes-and-watercolors, and @stardust-revolver

[lollytea]

What do you think would be Gus's reaction to huntlow? (Or him figuring out their feelings before they do bc c'mon he s smart and they are obvious)

To answer this question properly, I had to take reference from Gus's reaction to his other best friend's romantic relationship.

Gus IS very smart but we also need to acknowledge that he was fucking clueless when lumity first started developing

Then again he matured A LOT in season 2 and seemed to have caught on that something gay was going on. However he showed little more than indifference towards it. Maybe even exasperation, though it's hard to say cuz he was in a bad mood at the time.

*Shakes his head*

Considering it never really showed Gus's (or Willow's) opinion of lumity officially dating, it just leads me to believe that he didn't really give a fuck. Just shrugged and said "yeah okay. Guess this is happening now."

That isn't to say he doesn't support it. When Amity wanted to learn more about Luz's "human language" Gus was happy to help. I mean it's a fucking cookbook so he's completely off, but he's trying and that's all that matters.

So this is basically how I imagine he reacts to Huntlow. Like currently? Between Labyrinth Runners and King's Tide. He is oblivious to it. He's standing right in the middle of the two, just pure vibin. Not a single romantic notion in his head. Just him and the besties.

He's like:

And like yeah you could argue that Gus was originally oblivious to lumity cuz he was younger and he might have learned to be a little more perceptive since they became girlfriends but honestly this is funnier to me. Gus just unknowingly putting Hunter into situations with Willow that are absolutely mortifying because of his crush on her, while Gus just thinks they're all having a fun casual time.

(Gus, genuinely curious: How come you're always turning bright red all the time? What's up with that?

Hunter: I don't-....you're-you're imagining it. I don't turn red all the time.

Gus: Yeah I guess you're right. It's only sometimes. Like when you're around me and Willow, so it's obviously not cuz you're embarrassed. We're your buddies, you'd never be embarrassed around us.

Willow: *sitting right there*

Hunter through gritted teeth: Yep.

Gus: Hunter be honest with me...

Hunter: I-..um...

Gus: Is it a white people thing?

Hunter:

Hunter: WHAT?

Gus: Is it a white people thing? I totally get it if it is. Amity does that a lot too.

Hunter: I-....Wh-.....yeah sure Gus its a white people thing.

Gus: *nods wisely* I'm real sorry you have to go through something like this, man. The big red ears really makes you look like an idiot and you don't deserve that. *sympathetically pats Hunter's shoulder*

Hunter: OkaythanksGushowaboutwetalkaboutsomethingelsenow??)

But like. He figures it out eventually. I'm not sure how but there's two funny options that I like.

A.) They just. Got more obvious over time. Like painfully so. Gus didn't really notice lumity when it was one sided but once Luz started blushing in return, then he caught on. Maybe he just never questioned Hunter's awkwardness cuz Hunter's just a weirdo. But once Willow starts acting awkward Gus takes notice, starts connecting the dots and then suddenly Hunter's odd behavior makes a lot more sense.

B.) One of them just flat out tells him they have a crush on the other. While I would say that Willow wouldn't keep anything from Gus, I figure she's starting to hold a lot of her feelings about stuff very close to her chest these days. She's not the same person as she was in season 1. Hunter, however, is just starting to go in the opposite direction. He seems to overthink, overfeel and overshare. So if his feelings for Willow get to be too much for him to handle, he might need to ramble about them to get it all out of his system. And who else would he feel comfortable talking about it with than Gus, the first person who he ever let himself be vulnerable with?

Either way, the first time the idea of Hunter and Willow being linked romantically is presented to Gus, he needs a moment to consider it. Just a moment. He presses his fingers to his chin, goes "hmmmmm..." before coming to a conclusion. Then he shrugs and says "Yeah that makes sense now that I think about it. I can see it."

He's chill about it. He'd probably tease them over it occasionally if he thinks the moment calls for it. But he's mostly indifferent. Romance in general is not something Gus is hugely invested in. However, just like with lumity, he'll happily help out if they ask for it and believes he's the best wingman ever.

It's usually Hunter that he helps. I need to mention again that Gus probably gives Hunter the dumbest goddamn advice a wingman can give because he's fucking thirteen and also chaotic. The funny part is that Hunter just does whatever the fuck Gus tells him to do without question.

Willow knows better. Gus's attempts to wingman her usually just go like:

Willow: *texting Hunter*

Gus: *reading her texts from over her shoulder* Tell him he's smokin'

Willow: *not batting an eye* I'm not gonna tell him that.

Gus: Y'know maybe the reason you're not dating yet is because you never listen to me.

Willow: I'm sure that's it.

Gus: I can do without the sarcasm, young lady.

#huntlow

[gabegade]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

I drew a blank so it took me some time to figure out what i wanted to put in for some of those. I'm so flattered @hey-august tagged me though! hehe!

Last song: bloodline x pony by ariana grande, ginuwine

i found this one specific youtube slowed + reverb version that is just so good ive been playing it on repeat https://youtu.be/46C3zaZKdTI

Favourite Colour: Black

i do however love anything rainbow, not multicolored, rainbow. Black iridescent things make me a happy little raven

Last Movie/TV Show: Apothecary Diaries/Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

I'm watching them both pretty much at the same time, and they both have my favorite characteristic, they have an autistic coded female lead, i see one of those, i watch.

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: YES

I like strong flavours in general, and recently ive been desperate to eat korean fried chicken, the way i learned to make it is very spicy, sweet, and savory all in one!

Relationship Status: Extremely single

I'm not really looking for a relationship rn, and no one has tried to hit on me either, im just vibin and hanging out with my friends.

Last thing I googled: "chair 1/12 scale"

I have one of those art reference dolls and i thought a chair that is proportional to the doll would be nice to have

Current Obsession: so theres this game called WARFRAME

Robot ninjas in space that fight against eugenics, cult-capitalism, and zombies. It is my favorite game ever, and similar to one piece a lot of people find it hard to get into, thats because the tutorial is so long you dont even notice youre still in it till the game ACTUALLY starts. It has everything! Cool robots, social comentary, crazy weaponry, it makes you question your prejudices, you can customize EVERYTHING, there are amazingly handled metaphors for trauma, you can have a pet cleaning robot, you stare at the void and the void stares back, you can pet the cats and dogs! I can and WILL go into heavy detail if given the slightest opportunity.

most people i thought of were already tagged by @hey-august, so ill just add in @rorywritesjunk and @lostfirefly I dont remember much of anything off the top of my head, so i couldnt think of anyone else even though itll probably come to me about two day from now, oh well.

#idk what to put in here help

[a-library-of-old]

whats jacks ideal partner like?/what is he like in a realtionship with said partner?

Oh oooo now this is a hard one I'm not gonna lie! Definitely since I hc personally that he's Pan and Demi so steppin outside the old mold a l o t with this one!^^

So for sure I'd say he wants a more independent partner, since with like the bakers dozen when he gets set on something he doesn't care much what's lost in the process

This doesn't mean he doesn't love you he just gets a bit tunneled vision and wants to know you'll be okay when he does during missions

Despite wanting this he also wants you to be 'obediant' cause someone that constantly tries to fight and argue with him just means a headache

Some sass is okay though since he'd get bored if you just blindly followed him in everything I know kinda opposite of the hc above this but like- Jack unfortunately that kinda guy

Now actually in a relationship with someone that fits all these characteristics is gonna be like the most unromantic thing ever in terms of massive romantic gestures

Like if you have a job/hobby that takes up a lotta of your time then he isn't gonna pull you away from your work but expects you not to pull him away either

Does like working/vibin in the same room as you though cause I just can't shut up about that hc okay^^"

Does have days where he wants you near him to and expects you to just be okay with this fact, same for if he gets a new magic item or something like that

He just wants you to drop everything and give him aaaaall of your attention and probably doesn't wanna return the favor if you have something like that pop up but will if you 'insist' (ask once)

Of course he does show his romantic gestures in smaller harder to notice ways and expects the same back, only they can't be to small or else he won't notice

Like I said he's that kinda guy 🤦

Basically just wants to have a partner come pre-built to act how he likes and wants you to not need him to change in anyway in return

Just gonna say though if you don't fit this? That's okay, I don't either

#im sorry anon! #i struggled for no reason of this one #hopefully will post more soon #pie man #big jack horner #jack horner #jack horner x reader #puss in boots #puss in boots: the last wish #big jack horner x reader

[monty-glasses-roxy]

can u do the animalisms for Monty plz

Sure buuud!!

Take these with a hint of salt though, I've looked up alligator stuff but I'm not exactly an expert on them. Anyway

So the obvious first: Monty loves water. He's vibin' in the water at Gator Golf all the damn time he loves it. He can float like an alligator with his nose and eyes above the water and he can stay there forever if left to his own devices. Fun fact: He was the first animatronic to be introduced that was waterproof! (Yes, I have a timeline for all of this stuff in my notes it's very helpful) Anyway, ya boy can hiss and stay remarkably still for long periods of time (though this is somewhat offset with his Character programming) and can be very patient. Alligators are the only crocodilian to be maternal and protective, so that's exactly what Monty is. He's protective of younger kids and newer animatronics, doing his best to act like the cool mentor to the animatronics until they find their feet. In this way, he's pretty similar to Freddy, except he's uh... without the 'drop them like a stone and start over' thing with them. He's naturally more protective of the kids even as they get older, drifting off as they reach adulthood whereas Freddy is more focused on the younger ones. Save to say, his fans are of a much more diverse age range than many of the other animatronics.

Anyway, back to alligatorisms. Monty loves the warmth, despite not gaining any physical benefits like a biological alligator might. If there were heat lamps in the Plex, he'd love them, and is of the firm belief that the place should be kept at least three degrees higher at all times. He's a bit of a climber, though not as much as Chica. He likes to lounge around from on top of various parts of his attraction and people watch from up there. The walkways are honestly great for that, so Monty being Monty, refuses to get up there without awkwardly climbing his way up the Gator Golf decorations. In applicable situations, he's good for lying in wait for the right moment to strike, and in fights, he uses his tail quite often. He's not the most visually expressive, but with the traits of the Character part of his programming, he's not really unreadable either. Just less readable than say, Bonnie or Roxy. He can be very opportunistic, taking advantage of things thrown at him whenever possible and is a bit of a nuzzler, though he tends to stick to rubbing noses rather than Foxy's methods of nuzzling wherever he can reach.

The colder it is in the Plex, the less active he is. The Plex was closed for a whole winter once with very minimal heating because there was only one nightguard there ever and Monty spent the majority of it lying on the floor not feeling like moving ever again. He likes digging a bit, and finds making little dens out of random stuff he finds very fun since he can't exactly make a burrow in the Pizzaplex. He's pretty territorial, but is generally pretty chill otherwise. His anger certainly doesn't stem from here that's for damn sure. He's protective of his belongings and of his attraction and damaging anything of his will get you a roar and chase sequence he will not be happy. He's sensitive to high pitched noises and it's the only guaranteed way to get his attention, though he's not exactly sure why. (I do, but he doesn't lmao) He also just. Has a bit of a compulsion to carry rocks around in his mouth. Like a chew stim but he just sorta carries it instead of chewing on it. Guy just likes carrying random shit around with him.

Generally? The territorial thing is probably the only real issue that ever comes up, along with the 'typically docile' thing that clashes with the other half of his programming. Other than those two, he's not too terribly bothered by his alligator based programming at all, and he is probably the least aware of there being two separate personalities in him out of everyone. He gets by pretty well I'd say

Now, apparently, there's been several recent studies suggesting that alligators exibit more social behaviours than your average cocodilian, however, I can't find them so this is the best I got for now. If anyone knows where I can find information on that please let me know I would love to see it! But yeah, that's all I got for now. Enjoy!

#fnaf security breach #montgomery gator #animalisms #pop rox answers #i tried doing more research for this #but the social behaviours of the american alligator seem to be a well guarded secret #for some reason beyond me #weird how that is huh #anyway #enjoy my ramblings some more buddy!!

[sardonic-the-writer]

Heyo, I’ve been having bad Eczema flares recently. I saw your ask about the tics with the Markiplier crew (+ Jack.) Is it possible for a Eczema!!reader, headcanon request (Markiplier crew again)? Obviously, if you don’t feel comfortable (or ain’t vibin’) don’t write, fam. Though, it’s not a widely written about common, chronic illness.

In case you’d like more information, Eczema is just basically dry, irritated (sometimes hivey) skin—a weakening of the moisture barrier. Gets worse in the heat or if the air is too cold (thus drier:) Lots of lotion to stay moist—Otherwise, your skin will start to crack and get rather painful to move. Worse are nights (for most sufferers) b/c the lack of distraction and daily hormone shifts (*hisses*  cortisol.) Very, very itchy and uncomfortable during the night. Like, you want to scratch into oblivion…but that’s going to hurt later. Not to mention, if it’s on your face like mine…Yikes on bad days. Don’t even want to look into the mirror.

Like I said, if you don’t feel comfortable, don’t write! I also get plenty of joy from your content either way!

Love and fluffy hugs,

—Anon 😊👍♥️

Oooh I live for writing about common things that don't get discussed a lot. (I.e Asthma, chronic pain, people who get triggered by touch, religious trauma, ect ect.) Lots of people look at and read fanfiction so I do the best I can to spread awareness about those sorts of things and how to deal with them properly; even if I deal with little to none of them. I do my research for fics.

But enough rambling. I'm sorry you've been dealing with that, but just know that I think people with flaws are fucking sexy. You got scars? Whether that be from pimples, self inflicted, or other, goddamn you look awesome. Shows how badass you are. And that isn't limited to having eczima or pigmentation. I've never seen an un-pretty/handsome Sardonic follower.

Sorry for the lecture lemme give you your headcanons now gjsnfjdn

Collectively all of them don't see a single fucking problem with how you look becuase of it. Anti might tease you a bit, but he shuts up when Dark and Engineer smack him upside the head for it (and if he dosent stop them Dark uses some of his powers to glue his mouth shut)

If you run out of creme or lotion and ask one of them to go get you some more, Wilford just leaves the room and comes back five minutes later with an armful of things that you need. Turns put he has a stash hidden away in case something like this happens. They all contributed to it a little in their own ways to! Anti supplied the fancy lotion, Anti threw junk food in there for comfort, ect ect

#mark #mark x reader #markiplier x reader #markiplier #engineer mark #engineer mark x reader #dark #darkiplier x reader #darkiplier #dark x reader #anti x reader #anti #antisepticeye x reader #antisepticeye #wilford warfstache x reader #wilford warfstache #wilford x reader #wilford #yancy #yancy x reader #actor mark x reader #actor #actor x reader #actor mark #actors #illinois x reader #illinois

[brassknucklespeirs]

So this is for a BoB ship. <3 I haven't done any of these before so les go.

I'm short. Like short-short. Got that natural red hair vibin'. I'm loud with folk I'm close with and whenever I talk I can go from so many different accents at random. Hella bad memory 😭. I have blue eyes with bags under em. Half the times I'm like very quiet but other times you likely can't get me to shut up like at all. I'm either a ball of rage or someone who's a giggly bastard. I sleep in for hours and wake up still feeling like I want to die or smthn. Idk if this says anything but I have a knife scar on my left pointer finger cause I was dumb.

I don't know what else to say.

I’m shipping you with Lewis Nixon.

- So the thing is, Nix’s first thoughts about you were that you share the same red hair as his best mate, the wonderful Dick Winters. Eventually he realises he’s always picking you out from a crowd because of it. He’ll see a group coming towards him and subconsciously lengthen his neck and stand on the edge of his toes just to catch a glimpse the your beautiful red hair, and often he’ll feel disappointed if he can’t find you but if he does, he’ll smile to himself m, contempt that you’re still around.

- The first time he properly talks to you he realises the stunning shade of blue that your eyes are, and he kinda freezes for a second, just staring into them. Once y’all get closer he tends to run his thumb along the bottom of them as he holds your face as a way of showing his affection.

- Lewis absolutely adores your height because it makes for the perfect was to kiss your head affectionately, which is something he does often. He will literally just be walking past you for a second but he will place a hand on your waist and kiss your head before heading off again, by the time you notices, he’s already off with the wind.

- One day he asks you bout the scar on your finger and you explain it to him. He gets this cheeky smirk on his face and shakes his head before saying something along the lines of “my baby’s an idiot”

- Of course Lewis is the intelligence officer yes? So naturally he should be pretty good at remembering things. And he is. So along with his own things to remember he also takes it upon himself to remember things for you also, such as where you left something or a timing for a meeting. You’ll always get frustrated with yourself for forgetting but he knows the exact face you make when you’re trying to remember so he’ll just be like “if it’s your cap, you left it upstairs on the table by the bed, next to the radio and you’re meeting your platoon at 1500 hours.” You just smile up at the man in adoration because it truly makes you feel seen to know he remembers these things bf or you.

- Nix has always been very good at feeling the vibes within a room, so when you’re clearly not up for much conversation he’ll do one of two things; 1. he’ll chatter away to you, filling you in in his day and everything that went on so you don’t have to feel the need to talk yourself, or 2. He’ll put down whatever the hell he’s doing and come and join you in comfortable silence, often involving cuddling up to you on the couch. On the days when you are feeling chatty, he’ll sit and listen, just watching by you with a smile as you blabber on, throwing in the occasional sarcastic comment to which he gets a cheeky glare from you. He generally just loves the way you talk, the things you say even when you’re rambling nonsense, the way your voice sounds especially when you’re switching accents which he’s thinks is bloody adorable. He could literally sit there for hours just listening to you talk, and quite often he does.

- When you’re angry, Nix decides its best to just let the fire cool down by itself. He’ll step back and let you have a go at someone or sit there angrily until you’ve felt it enough to calm down. He often catches glances from Dick, who stares at him with his brows raised as if asking him if he’s going to do anything about you being grumpy and he just shrugs and mumbles a comment along the lines of “they may be my monkey, but it ain’t my circus”

- Your giggles to Nix, however, are something he will definitely get involved with. He often sits in his office doing paper work and coordinating plans when he hears you giggling down the hallway, getting closer and closer by the second. His eyes are already on you as you enter the room, an amused smirk on his lips. You mutter something to him about a joke that Luz had just told you but you can barely get it out cause your laughing so much. Nix can’t help it but laugh to, and eventually you’ll both just be sitting their, stomachs aching from laughing at each other laughing.

- You and Nixon are one in the same when it comes to sleeping, perfect match of two people who just want to go to sleep and stay asleep. Both of you have a habit of feeding off each other’s sleepy energy, making it extremely hard for either of you to get out of bed, hence why it is often Dick who wakes you both, a few gentle nudges for you, and usually a pillow to the face for Nix. Nixon will often groan and bury his head under your arm or into your chest to protect himself from the pillow that Dick raises above his head again. This often sends you into giggles even though the sound is a little scary with clogged up morning voice. Nix gets out of bed only slightly earlier than you because of Dick’s ability to threaten him but not you, hence why he’ll usually let you sleep for an extra 10 minutes before waking you up by peppering your face with kisses, one of the only things that makes waking up feeling like crap bearable.

#band of brothers x reader #band of brothers #band of brothers fluff #lewis nixon #Lewis nixon ship #band of brothers ship

[softguarnere]

I'm dying to get a ship. This is a copy paste from other ship stuff so have at it.

I'm short. Like short-short. Got that natural red hair vibin'. I'm loud with folk I'm close with and whenever I talk I can go from so many different accents at random. Hella bad memory 😭. I have blue eyes with bags under em. Half the times I'm like very quiet but other times you likely can't get me to shut up like at all. I'm either a ball of rage or someone who's a giggly bastard. I sleep in for hours and wake up still feeling like I want to die or smthn. Idk if this says anything but I have a knife scar on my left pointer finger cause I was dumb.

Hi there! The vibes from this description are top tier, I'm excited for this one

I ship you with . . .

Eugene Roe!

Don't worry, it's not because of your pfp -- I got kind of a chaotic vibe from your description, and when I saw the red hair with that, you automatically reminded me of Babe, so I knew that you would go perfectly with Gene

Lucky for you, he has a great memory. I mean, we all saw how well he remembered things about the boys in Bastogne. But he's also one of those supremely organized people who has planners, writes notes/reminders and sets them up everywhere, etc. So you never have to worry about forgetting things when you have him around

No but he would think the accent thing is so cute, especially if you slipped into one similar to his. Being loud and authentic around him just makes him feel so safe and good because he knows that it means you're comfortable with him

God, but I feel the thing about not sleeping/sleeping and still feeling awful. He would be SO determined to help you, though, it's so cute. Eugene is for sure one of those people who piles the bed with multiple pillows and blankets, and he would make sure that you're comfortable and just hold you so tight. Even if you don't sleep/don't sleep well, he at least wants you to be comfortable and rest to some extent

This man is literally just the antidote to anger or something, I swear. If you're angry, just being around his gentle presence would be so calming. He'll ask "Do you just want to vent? Or to problem solve?" and he's good either way. You just want someone to listen to you? Talk for as long as you need. You want help/advice for whatever is going on? He'll help come up with a game plan

Your own personal medic lol. If you get hurt goofing off (or just in general) he's by your side in a second, ready to help, even if you just need a Band-Aid. And he's a huge believer in "kissing makes it better" after he puts it on which is just *heart eyes* it's so sweet, I'm jealous

Thanks for the request! I hope you liked this 💕🕊️

#band of brothers ships #band of brothers #band of brothers x reader #my writing #eugene roe #eugene roe x reader

[sonicunleash]

*slams the taple* SONIC. if someone has sent sonic then rouge mayhaps

Rouge

Sexuality Headcanon: ohhhh to be honest I still bounce back and forth between lesbian and bi sometimes either way she has so much swag with both. It is almost a 50/50 but I think I'm just a liiiiittle more in lesbian rouge's corner. Honestly you know what I think she struggles with this to sometimes well she knows she likes girls at least!

Gender Headcanon: trans girl :) I haven't thought too hard about gender hc's for her but, while I don't think she's as loud about it as sonic, she's just as proud, and when shadow comes around as being trans she gets louder about it for him. she takes him to pride and they have SO much fun but i think her especially too I don't think she actually went to pride events much before shadow and she gets pleasantly surprised when she has the time of her life

A ship I have with said character: I gotta be honest I don't think about ships for rouge that much? but everything you've said about w/vouge is so so so true and real so I have an attachment to them :) I think though in the little hc sonic universe that lives in my brain rouge is just kinda vibin single atm

A BROTP I have with said character: rouge and shadow godddd they're so important to me. they haven't known each other for that long jn the grand scheme of things but they will genuinely do anything for each other and know each other so well. they bicker and they don't get that open about how much they really care for each other but they really just bring out the best in each other as siblings, and are truely family. I think shadow brings out rouge's heroism and good heart and rouge gets shadow to be more emotionally honest and to have fun and encourages him to be a little selfish sometimes because by god shadow needs to think about himself sometimes

A NOTP I have with said character: sh/douge again HE'S FUCKING 15 YOU ASSHOLES HE'S HER LITTLE BROTHER. also pretty much most rouge ships given that nobody is around her age but i esp hate when ppl will criticize sh/douge and kn/xouge for its gross age gaps (correct), but then will turn around and ship rouge with a girl character the same age as them or worse and pretend its progressive and not gross.

A random headcanon: You've heard me talk about this but rouge absolutely was and still kind of is a metalhead. All of shadows tastes in metal and punk fashion and rock etc they've been passed on from her. at the same time i think if rouge could she would dress like barbie with 10 billion rhinestones and pink everywhere if she could. she loves sparkly she can be gaudy about it shes 18. Also I said rhinestones but given, you know, the jewel theif thing, theres probably tons of the real thing thrown in too. in her heart she is a disco ball

General Opinion over said character: god for real shes one of THE most fun sonic characters to watch when shes written right the comics have (mostly) done that so well. we desperately need her to get more time to shine in-games and we also desperately need to get her a new va. or at least new voice directing. stop voicing her like that shes a teenager

#long post #ask game

[wetbloodworm]

haley talked about a thing last night in call and i was jazzed then and i'm jazzed now

for the zenith-in-fallen concept, ivan having an Issue with zenith being there because his whole THING is keeping the planes in order. i LOVE that and i don't necessarily have a whole lot to add here but i wanted this written down somewhere i can see it again instead of this only being a conversation we had out loud. i have swiss cheese brain i can't be trusted to remember this if it's not written down. i can't be trusted to remember this if it IS written down but at least i can come back to it fhsdkfjsd

i rolled a religion check on my lvl 10 sheet for zenith to see what the chances are of him having any idea of who ivan is as a god. he rolled a 19! which feels about right, his intelligence isn't super high but he HAS done a lot of looking into how the planes work in his quest to come to the material plane. once coming to this one and learning how to read he's also been researching more as he has the time to get more understanding, both for fun and also to see if there are any quicker ways for him to get the rest of him over here instead of just his avatar. i wouldn't control all of what zenith knows but a 19 with ivan being a fairly obscure god makes me think that zenith might at least know that there's some god of the planes that maybe he has to be a little wary of? doesn't know a lot of details, but there's at least one god out there who isn't going to like what he's doing? that feels reasonable to me. wouldn't recognize ivan in the portrait in mel's house even a little, wouldn't immediately assume the god they're meeting is the One, but once he's pinged onto the fact that ivan is onto him like fucking INSTANTLY (rolled a 22 insight check just now lol) he might have his suspicions. especially if they get the conversation we had in fallen where ivan explains a little bit about his role. that conversation being had while ivan is making direct eye contact with zenith and zenith is just SWEATING

EITHER WAY at the least, ivan knows what zenith is and where he's from, zenith knows ivan is a god and that he suspects him. zenith would be on extra good behavior around ivan, which both means trying very hard to appear human and also just... being a good kid dfhjdfk one part 'THERE'S NO REASON TO SUSPECT ME' and one part 'if you can't be convinced otherwise, there's at least no reason to view me as a threat'. yes i'm here illegally but i'm not doing anything WRONG. i'm just vibin' and making friends and saving the world. i'm just a little guy! no need to worry about me and what i'm doing.

god also zenith internally like 'if i save the world can they still kick me out?? surely not. people like people who save the world. maybe that gives me immunity?? i'll have to ask the raven queen about that. can you talk to your friend.'

also a note for my reference, haley commented that if zenith HAD been my pc that ivan would've become his personal villain and god i fucking love this whole thing so much. i love this.

on a related note for this whole zenith-in-fallen concept, i feel like he'd be more likely to come out to the party about what he is voluntarily. partly because if mel knows what he is right off the bat, he'd be nervous about that info coming out somehow out of his control. one person knowing makes it more likely for other people to know, and it'd take time for him to start trusting mel at all so he'd just be. very wary. i can also see that being a conversation, a kinda-gentle 'you're working with these people, maybe consider not hiding this from them, it'll be fine'. really just the more gods/beings that they encounter that can tell what he is/what he isn't and zenith eventually being like 'okay shit i gotta be the one to tell them so i can control how this looks somewhat'. better than malice calling him out in front of god and everybody

#zenith tag #dnd tag #fallen au tag