#embarrassed men

[tranceman]

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[oldtvlover]

Hey E! Gang,

so last time for today. So funny when they open the door and find someone different than expected. And Johnny, how can you leave Roy alone here? lol

I guess this was embarrassing for both of them. Their reaction - priceless! lol

#emergency! #gif #s03e19 #the hard hours #squad 51 #johnny gage #roy desoto #embarrassed men #shocked entrance #speechless for once #double lol #i love these guys #always good to watch it again

[aeide-thea]

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

#it's such an ugly word but like. self-pleasure is good‚ actually #it's good to know yourself and what you like and lovingly treat yourself to it! #like similarly 'meretricious' is extremely tempting if you ignore the underlying metaphor #but. hard to. #language #and quite frankly i think people who whip out 'masturbatory' in this sneering sort of way #are leveraging‚ if we're honest with ourselves‚ a particular framing of it as a gross thing that boys do #because like. when have you ever heard a *woman's* self-indulgent art described as masturbatory #like don't get me wrong we absolutely still dismiss it! but we dismiss it in other ways #that are usually about how embarrassing her *yearning* is #and so even our sneering is reinforcing an idea that men Act whereas women Feel #anyway this was prompted by some things but i shoved it in the queue so now i forget what lol #so here you are getting some contextless thoughts on the use of 'masturbatory' as sneering dismissive assessment! #just what you were hoping for i'm sure :)

[nariism]

your boyfriend has what social media likes to call a resting bitch face. to some extent, it's true. your wonderful partner has a mug that screams "get close to me and i'll bite your fingers off!"

jaw so taut you can see him grinding his teeth when he gets irritated, phone permanently on do-not-disturb, headphones in everywhere he walks, a scowl etched deep into his face like he was born that way... everything about him is just so off putting unless you're one of his most diehard fans (which, unfortunately, he has many of).

everyone thinks your boyfriend is too rude. too blunt. too avoidant of socializing like a regular human being to really be in a relationship.

but what they don't know is that your phone number is the only one listed to bypass his phone's do-not-disturb status. what they don't know is that he carries around a picture of you in his wallet from your very first date. what they don't know is that he has a tendency to blow money on you spontaneously just because you looked mildly interested in something.

he's got your favourite things listed in his notes app. he knows your regular starbucks order like the back of his hand. he's an expert in making you flustered. and he's proud of it.

they don't know your boyfriend is a total sweetheart behind closed doors, away from the prying eyes of the public.

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SAE, kaiser, CHIGIRI, RIN, raichi, barou, shidou (when he's not in a pda mood) <3

© ALABOADOA 2023 — please do not translate or post my works to other platforms.

#— whispers in the wind ✧ #arent they just the cutest #men who are bad at pda but just the sweetest ever in private #theyre so embarrassing #scary dog privilege #anyone looks at you funny... game over #blue lock #bllk #itoshi sae #itoshi rin #michael kaiser #barou shouei #raichi jingo #chigiri hyoma #itoshi rin x reader #itoshi sae x reader #shidou ryusei #barou shouei x reader #michael kaiser x reader #chigiri hyoma x reader #raichi jingo x reader #shidou ryusei x reader #bllk headcanons #this was a lot of tags sorry

[callsign-songbird]

Gym buddy Simon

(Small chubby fem mc)

Gym buddy Simon. Soap set him up for one of those stupid "find me ___ person" sites as a prank, and he never expected Simon to find someone that he LIKED. And yet, there you were. Sending him a sweet little request, trying to work on your self-confidence. Tiny chubby little thing. Simon is immediately smitten. He knows that he's going to be more of a personal trainer than a gym buddy, but he really doesn't mind. Just means he gets to watch you sweat and work for HIM. And oh, he likes that. He loves it when you sweat, when you whine because something is a bit too heavy, or you can't take much more; he loves watching your muscles work and strain under your soft layer of squish. Honestly? Simon loves that squish. He has to focus on his own workout whenever you do jumping-jacks or anything that makes your little bit of chub bounce. If he does happen to see it, he'll become almost entranced, imagining kneeding at the soft flesh and littering it with kisses and bite marks, digging his fingers into the soft flesh of your plush hips and grinding you back against him. Before he realizes it, his mask has a small wet spot from where he was drooling. He's never been so excited to go to the gym. You're such an absent-minded thing, forgetting the most important things sometimes. But, it's ok because Simon always brings his gym bag, which is always loaded with snacks, protein shakes, pre-workout, hair ties, water bottles, and even some extra gym clothes. He's also incredibly accommodating and pays attention to small things. You have better cardio when listening to a certain playlist? He talked to the gym staff about using their speakers. Nervous about people watching you? Well, he's got the perfect little secluded corner for you. Feeling stressed? He's a great listener! On your period? (He figured out your tells pretty easy) he's got Midol and some feminine hygiene products in his bag of tricks, too. Eventually, you run into the rest of the squad at the gym, and he gets possessive! Long story short, this is a need.

#simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #ghost cod #ghost #cod x reader #cod men #cod #gym #gym buddies #drabble #ramblings #I also wrote this a while ago #but I was embarrassed to post it #because of how indulgant it is #chubby #chubby reader #fem reader #but I hope you guys like it #Have a nice existence!

[tzarrz]

to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

#look...i know it's been a month but hear me out- #guys don't yell he's really trying okay!! #NOT a mean ww truther bc he really isn't mean like at all #not in an intentional way #he's just stressed and embarrassed and tipsy here give him a break #he's swagless & thinks it's yet another reason he's unlovable (untrue) #dont worry woowoo vash also severely lacks in the swag department #but funny doodles aside i have other more serious art of them already posted + in the works #their understanding of each other ends up being so deep #but at the same time they manage to be so utterly stupid about it #how do they manage? i don't know #they just make me want to tear my hair out #you're important to each other!!!! get!! that!!! thru!! ur! HEADS!!!! #neither of them think they deserve what they want/need #i'm inconsolable actually nobody talk to me (talk to me please) #see using words isn't so hard. stupid fictional men #(she thought she did something with those tags) #times are hard but i stay silly #by that i mean i re-read vol 10 #on the daily. #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun #tzarrz

[taylortruther]

you know what's extra funny? this "scorned woman destroys hapless cinnamon roll's reputation" stuff played out exactly the same way with tom who was very famous, very wealthy, and a grown-ass man of 35

#it's not about the power imbalanceeeeeeeee #society just has a very low tolerance for seeing men embarrassed

[tiddie-taylor]

She definitely likes big boys and she's so valid for that

#I'm not into men but I can appreciate the beauty of a big boy #inside out #inside out fandom #inside out 2 #inside out sadness #sadness inside out #inside out embarrassment #embarrassment inside out

[daenerysies]

“at least he FOUGHT in the war what did ur queen do hm sit on her ass and eat cake 🤓👆” buddy boy your king was turned into applebee’s barbecue in his very first battle and spent over a year high on the medieval equivalent of opioids only to be ambushed in his second battle and lose to a thirteen year old little girl on her equally baby dragon i wouldn’t be talking shit if i were you

#house of the dragon #fire and blood #rhaenyra targaryen #pro rhaenyra targaryen #team black #baela targaryen #baela the mf brave #anti aegon ii targaryen #anti aegon ii stans #anti team green #anti team green stans #he literally tore sunfyre to shreds all for the sake of his pride let’s be fr for one sec #rhaenyra knew her strength wasn’t in the battlefield #it’s even more embarrassing that he didn’t plan on fighting baela #he just wanted a victory tour for himself #despite his men being the one to secure dragonstone #dance’s biggest pussy don’t even #doomrotcyclicallosersadvictimmisunderstood i think you guys just like yapping 🤷‍♀️ #if i get one (☝️) ‘tag ur post properly!1!!’ i’m calling u a dumb bitch point blank

[specterthief]

ah dungeon meshi

#fandom: dungeon meshi #shitpost #mine #farcille #that one kui doodle sheet where marcille's like 'those are men's clothes!?' at the stuff falin looks chill in #and 'you look so cute!' at falin being embarrassed/uncomfortable in really fem stuff #and her being upset at the drawing of falin with short hair #though that one was probably more for the fact that it makes it really obvious that falin really does look just like laios asfhjk

[oldtvlover]

Hey E! Gang,

so the last one for today!

Roy and Johnny so well dressed in tuxedos but well, here slightly too much. Still, how could they have known? ;-) Good looking anyway!

#emergency! #gif #s04e14 #the bash #shocked at the dimension of the house #realizing that they are overdressed #still good looking in tuxedos #roy desoto #johnny gage #embarrassed men #at a hollywood party #oops

[selvie-blue]

Steve had been infiltrating the local bowling alley for a month now. Posing as a maintenance man, he'd wired a few bugs to listen in on their conversations.

Then, one night, he got a strange call. When he answered, there was just silence. He was about to hang up when a voice sounded: Boss wants to see you.

It was Jack, the guy who did the books for the operation. And his voice sounded soft and insistent. He had purposely surfaced an undercurrent of intimidation to slip through the consonants of his one request, shaping them on the corners of silk razor blades. He was going to ask further questions, but Jack hung up.

As he was getting up and getting ready, he got a strange text to only wear his blue uniform... and nothing else. He felt it wise to comply.

All the way there, he had many thoughts traveling through his mind. He could have called one of his people for backup but didn't. He kept regretting that decision and was continuously one second away from doing so, but kept putting it off, thinking he'd gotten himself out of harder situations. He was a reporter, after all. And he has put himself in the line of fire several times.

When he arrived, he was told to enter the locker room. When he did, they were all there, waiting for him—not just the guys that worked both the front end and the secret operation, but even the ones that worked only for the operation. Just as he was thinking he'd have to use some of his smooth talk to get him out of this, they said they were ready to come clean. He was relieved, confused, and suspicious all at once.

Carl, the big boss, said he'd found a few of the bugs. He said they'd talk and tell him everything, but only on one condition. He was asked for his camera. He gave it to them. Carl then walked up to him and just coldly stared at him. His eyes were concentrating through the icy blue-gray and compressing his pupils into the cold and steely barrels, ready to go off at any second. Carl inhaled as he moved his hand up. This caused Steve to flinch. Carl only nodded his head to the side and gently clasped his fingers on the front zipper of Steve's uniform. He moved his thumb and index finger in circles around the silver head, a glinting shadow sharply cutting through the faded darkness in between Carl's motions. Then he just moved his hand down, bringing the zipper with it. The descending sound of jagged teeth opening up could be heard as either side of Steve's uniform became looser and sank into soft, blue wrinkles. Steve's body was slowly escaping into the light. Once the zipper was down to Steve's navel, Carl told him to pull his right arm out. Steve did as he was told, gently sweeping the material over his shoulder. His hand pulled from under his sleeve, and as Steve pushed it open further so he could free his arm, his uniform was now pushed off the side of his body.

This is when Carl took hold of Steve's arm and brought him to the showers. He was told to face the corner. With his heart beating fast, sweat building up into shuddering droplets and sliding down his tanned and bare skin, Steve was thinking this might be it. Carl told him to put his hand that was out of his uniform up on the tiled wall, and then Steve could hear the flashing of his camera. While that was going off, Carl took hold of the uniform and gently pulled it down, opening it up further. Steve felt the air against his bare back as it whispered further down his skin and then slipped up and over the firm roundness of his buttocks. Carl kept opening it up further, exposing Steve's entire backside as the camera kept flashing. The quick gasps of light were blinking open the shape of the back muscles and how they softened into the supple circles of the full and firm roundness of Steve's ass. They told him that if he was going to expose them, he would have to run these pictures in the newspaper first, so he could feel what it was like to be exposed.

#enm #embarrassed nude men #men exposed #enm fiction #enm story #men embarrassed

[lustrousgh0st]

If you’d have told me a month ago that I’d be simping hard for fucking call of duty men I’d have slapped you

#what has become of me #it’s embarrassing #simping for fictional characters #call of dooty #call of duty men #ghost mw2 smut #soap mw2 #soap mctavish #konig headcanons #konig smut #konig mw2 #konig cod #könig modern warfare #john soap mactavish

[radsplain]

"the problem is men, not trans women!"

ok but what is a man? what is it about this group of people that makes them a problem? is it the identity of 'man' that's the problem? and if all men stopped identifying as men would the problem go away?

#self-id is rotting your brains #this also reminds me of the posts i used to see like 'i hate ALL men and YES that includes trans men!!" like lmao #what the hell are y'all even on about #breaking your backs bending over backwards to validate grown ass men as 'women' #and throwing actual women (afabs) into the oppressor class to keep the “logic” consistent. how embarrassing! #gender lunacy #self-id #radsplain.txt

[kingkatsuki]

The thought of Bakugou listening to those terrible Cosmopolitan articles about dating to try and court you.

#he picks up the magazine from his secretary’s desk and he’s now lost down the rabbit hole #reading the TERRIBLE articles #‘7 things women wish men would do during sex’ #‘10 perfect positions to find the g-spot’ #‘5 signs he’s in to you’ #and he’s treating it like it’s gospel😂😭 #so he sends you the most risqué embarrassing text that has you thinking wtf???