your boyfriend has what social media likes to call a resting bitch face. to some extent, it's true. your wonderful partner has a mug that screams "get close to me and i'll bite your fingers off!"
jaw so taut you can see him grinding his teeth when he gets irritated, phone permanently on do-not-disturb, headphones in everywhere he walks, a scowl etched deep into his face like he was born that way... everything about him is just so off putting unless you're one of his most diehard fans (which, unfortunately, he has many of).
everyone thinks your boyfriend is too rude. too blunt. too avoidant of socializing like a regular human being to really be in a relationship.
but what they don't know is that your phone number is the only one listed to bypass his phone's do-not-disturb status. what they don't know is that he carries around a picture of you in his wallet from your very first date. what they don't know is that he has a tendency to blow money on you spontaneously just because you looked mildly interested in something.
he's got your favourite things listed in his notes app. he knows your regular starbucks order like the back of his hand. he's an expert in making you flustered. and he's proud of it.
they don't know your boyfriend is a total sweetheart behind closed doors, away from the prying eyes of the public.
SAE, kaiser, CHIGIRI, RIN, raichi, barou, shidou (when he's not in a pda mood) <3
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khaotung with that bandana on his head reminds me of grandma first in safe house lmao
the 2 horsemen (soulmates) of the apocalypse.
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local idiots refuse to call it quits. more at 10
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i thought s2 was going to be stede running for ed but never finding him until the last episodes, searching everywhere.
turns out i was wrong, because s2 is more like
stede: ed!! i found you!! i love you come back to me!
ed: erm, sorry, i don’t know you... maybe you’ve exchanged me for someone else... nahhh, never heard of the gentleman pirate, or whatever. do i know who stede bonnet is? ahh, no clue. like, zero- srry mate
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Prayer Circle for RM Marj in the C.D Frat Boy House 💀
sdhshdlsk thankfully she is currently still living in the blondie's falling apartment plus kyle, but ohhhh my god I KNOW!
it's so much worse too bc it's like not just a frat house it's like the chaotic fruity slut boy celebrity c.d. bro haus....better known as hell.
like kenny just has a revolving door of one night stands that randomly spawn around the c.d. man(whore)sion, jimmy is constantly filming prank channel content a.k.a being an menace male comedian like 25/8...and if raven does not stop wearing the stan-dana and the low rise ed hardy sweat pants around the house, chasing vodka with a whole foods wellness shot when he finally wakes up @ 3pm in the afternoon in yesterdays eyeliner i'm going to beat his ass oh my god.
also there is no way it's clean in there, it's 100% a biohazard zone. they actually...need marjorine stotch...pls, a womans touch, i beg.
-uncle nina, ceo of the c.d. bro haus
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kurt hummel in every performance
3x08 - Hold on to Sixteen
Buenos Aires - Harmony + The Unitards
“Oh my God, it’s the Gerber Baby.”
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the sumeru men r such losers i love them
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GLENN BEING LIKE ROB SHUT UP ABOUT THE GODDAMN MONARCHY SAND MAKE ME A FUCKING D R I NK is an ACTUAL macdennis moment💀
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Are you an AraSol enthusiast. If you’re a Sollux fan you must be it’s impossible to enjoy him without also enjoying araSol. It comes with the xbox
HELL YEHA OFC I LOVE THEM
theyre so endgame 4 me
i also think they are the coolest characters in homestuck. nobody else on their level
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i hate them they should have died more miserably (reference below the cut)
i don't watch k dramas or really tv at all. but i saw this picture of these guys from love mechanics? or whatever its called
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terfs getting om that post being annoying so im just like ok *block* but its starting to kill me becayse every time its like "evil-rad-cinderellasstepmother liked your post" and the whole bio is likr The devil shivers when a wombynnynnnntnsnwn loses her female temper.........
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