#enjoy my trashpost

[invalidstories]

Drunk Hero (Prompt 2)

Warning: drinking/being drunk

Villain hurried to their lair, their footsteps echoing against the pavement. As they turned a corner, they stumbled upon Hero, swaying unsteadily on their feet, clearly intoxicated.

"Hero, what are you doing out here? It's not safe." Villain questioned, taking in Hero's ragged appearance.

Hero blinked, their gaze unfocused as they tried to focus on Villain. "Villaaain! You... you looook like an eeeegg, you knoow? But like... a cute eeeegg." They replied slurring many words together.

Villain's eyebrows shot up in surprise, not sure how to respond. "Uh, thank you?" Villain's voice wavered.

Hero's drunken ramblings continued, their words becoming more and more affectionate. "And your leather jacket... I looove it. It's sooo... coool. Aaand your eyes... They're like... like a pool of honeyyy in the sunn. I could stare into them foreverrr."

Villain felt their cheeks flush at Hero's words, a warmth spreading through their chest at the unexpected praise. VIllain held Hero's wrist, bringing them back to their layer, trying their best to ignore the Hero's rant about Villain. As the Villain tucked Hero in and turned to leave, they felt a tug on their wrist. Startled, they turned back to see Hero clutching onto them with surprising strength.

Hero pleaded, "Pleasee Villain. Stay with meee."

Villain's heart skipped a beat at the earnestness in Hero's voice, their gaze meeting Hero's pleading eyes. Villain tried to refuse the hero's offer but Hero just shook their head, refusing to let go of Villain's wrist.

Hero decided to make puppy eyes, "Pleaseee villaaain, do you want to breaak my heaart?"

Villain tried their best not to give in to the hero's pleading look, but they failed. With a sigh, they sank onto the couch next to Hero.

A small smile tugged at Hero's lips as they relaxed their head onto Villain's shoulder. Villain's heart skipped a beat at the unexpected gesture, their cheeks flushing with a mixture of surprise and warmth.

"You knooow, Villaaain... You're just a biggg softieee pretending to be a baad guy." Hero said, planting a kiss on Villain's cheek.

Villain's breath caught in their throat at the display of Hero's unexpected soft side, deeping the blush painted on their cheeks. They looked at the Hero but they were already asleep, their breaths steady and even. Villain couldn't help but lean in closer, pressing their own lips to Hero's forehead in a silent promise to watch over them through the night and hoping the hero doesn't remember this tomorrow.

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[an-annyeoing-writer]

YO WHY'D YOU GET ME SMILING LIKE THAT??? aksjdajsd kicking my legs and shit

but like bro what is this?? you're fr why i feel more comfortable not making my writing as tame??

and also thank you 🥺🤍 even though you and your fckn vampire posts are why this happened in the first place ajksdhsk it's all on you

AHHH LOVE UR SO CUTE OMG ❤️

For real though, letting yourself go like that is so freeing and comforting ❤️ like feeling validated in your own nature ❤️ and I know especially when people end up enjoying it it's so rewarding too???? so I totally feel what u feel ❤️

Ahaha I can totally take responsibility for that, if THIS is the kind of content I get in return I'm going to keep vampire trashposting for the rest of my lifetime ❤️

#vg: ask #vg: synthetickitsune

[ponds-of-ink]

I posted 1,204 times in 2022

861 posts created (72%)

343 posts reblogged (28%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@calcium-cat

@rowan-m-ravenwood

@ponds-of-ink

@burnt-basement-bunny

@partnersatfazbear

I tagged 1,204 of my posts in 2022

#william afton - 267 posts

#reblog - 223 posts

#pond chatters - 157 posts

#fnaf security breach - 137 posts

#scraptrap - 88 posts

#fnaf fandom - 69 posts

#five nights - 67 posts

#glitchtrap - 59 posts

#springtrap - 50 posts

#fnaf 6 - 46 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#(but also something to consider as a “bad ending” for whole scraptrap trying to be a better dad thing i’ve got as a running gag concept)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Considering the animatronics in SL thought Michael was William at one point…

That must mean “I know it was an accident” was referring to Liz getting scooped. And “Isn’t this why you came here? To be with me/her again?” was a guilt trip lure for William, not Michael. Ennard was using lines that could cloud William’s judgment, if things were different.

It could have worked for Michael, if he probably wasn’t trying to figure out what in the world happened in this place. I can actually see him processing things while trying to keep them at bay. Absolutely confused as to what “Liz” is referring to, since she might’ve been too young/wasn’t there during the Bite of ‘83. Then it hits him.

His father wasn’t innocent when it came to robotic accidents either.

122 notes - Posted February 8, 2022

#4

Quick OSD… Trashpost?… Storyboard: “Brother Knows Best”

This is inspired by a series of posts by @calcium-cat and friends about the Nightmare and Dream bros unintentionally recreating the plot beats of Disney’s Tangled.

With the last of my braincells, I contribute this to the OSD fandom. Enjoy.

124 notes - Posted March 18, 2022

#3

Henry and Will trying to come up with Fredbear and Friends stuff probably was like…

Henry: So, what do we do for a Winter episode?

William: Well, bears hibernate, right?

Henry, shrugging: Sure.

William: But rabbits don’t.

Henry: That’s what you told me, Mr. Bunny Expert.

William: I know that, you know that… But does Spring-Bonnie?

Henry: …Where are you going with this, Will?

William: Spring-Bonnie tries to hibernate because of Fredbear going away for the season.

Henry, while facts rush through his head: I can’t tell if that‘s the most genius idea you’ve ever had or the stupidest.

126 notes - Posted January 18, 2022

#2

William Afton knowing some ‘80s slang but refusing to say it is the funniest headcanon to me. Like, he’s proper and calm most of the time, trying to either save his voice or remain ominous. Then, when he gets lost in the vents as Scraptrap, six words come roaring through the entire maze:

“OH, GAG ME WITH A SPOON!”

Needless to say, everyone else is stunned. Especially Michael, since I’m pretty sure he was raised on not using many of those phrases.

324 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I wanna sleep, but I can’t. find. a specific PM Seymour. Late Night Tumblr Clip.

It’s been like this for two days now (I think). I even know how it even goes and (maybe) the post read right before it. The only thing that’s stopping me is not remembering the title of the video.

452 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #I only posted about william over 200 times #that’s… impressive?

[pidayforpi]

(tl;dr - I will probably pause on writing from now on, until...sometime.)

I am very happy these past few months existed in my life.

In these months (especially May and June), this was my world.

No responsibilities. No restrictions. No limitations.

I could run away to everywhere, both in body and in mind.

I could go out alone, wandering around the city aimlessly (with a mask on, of course). No one to tell me where to go. No one to tell me when to come home.

I could stay in cafés, or just on the metro platform, writing stories after stories while looking at passers-by. For the whole morning, even until early afternoon.

Or worse, I could stay at home all day, fixing my broken skyrim that kept crashing (really, I spent like half of the time debugging).

I really enjoyed those days.

On those days, only I was in the world.

As if the world had stopped. As if the world had gone silent.

But days like these are bound to have a stop sometime.

I cannot run away forever. I know that.

Even if I could achieve my dream, I couldn’t run away anymore.

After all, it was a summer-only happiness.

I am extremely grateful for everyone who have been with me until now. I started this account in May, yet I am saying goodbye for a while just a few months later.

I am thankful for everyone who enjoyed my weird/creepy/depressing/angst stories.

I am thankful for everyone who shared my bizarre song taste.

I am thankful for everyone who just liked my trashposts.

Apparently I have written 6 stories in just 2 months. I realised this only when I was finding a corresponding picture for them in this post. That was crazy (for me, at least, as a beginning and amateur. I know you all can do that).

I am sorry that I cannot write another Jim/Alistair friendship/bromance/romance story. I am sorry that I cannot write an epilogue for Abner and Fethry. I am sorry that I cannot develop my own Duckula oc, let alone write a story about him. I am sorry to myself, too. Sorry that I can’t make the most out of that limiting time.

I will still be around. Just not posting stories (because I probably won’t have time to write them). I hope this is the only time. The real life decision I have made is something no one is willing to accept. Not me. Not my family.

Perhaps, as a parting gift, allow me to share with you one song (that probably all anime fans will know, it is used in EVA).

今 私の願い事が

If now, my dream

かなうならば 翼がほしい

Could be fulfilled, I would like a pair of wings

この背中に 鳥のように

On my back, just like a flying bird

白い翼 つけてください

Put on me a pair of white wings

この大空に 翼を広げ

In the boundless sky, spreading my wings

飛んで行(ゆ)きたいよ

I want to fly away

悲しみのない 自由な空へ

To the limitless sky, where there is no sorrow

翼はためかせ 行きたい

Let the wind take my wings, to wherever it may go

子供のとき 夢見たこと

The dream I dreamt of as a child

今も同じ 夢に見ている

Right now, I am having the same dream again

この大空に 翼を広げ

In the boundless sky, spreading my wings

飛んで行(ゆ)きたいよ

I want to fly away

悲しみのない 自由な空へ

To the limitless sky, where there is no sorrow

翼はためかせ

Let the wind take my wings

この大空に 翼を広げ

In the boundless sky, spreading my wings

飛んで行(ゆ)きたいよ

I want to fly away

悲しみのない 自由な空へ

To the limitless sky, where there is no sorrow

翼はためかせ 行きたい

Let the wind take my wings, to wherever it may go

——— 《翼をください》

“Please Give Me Wings”

(19-8-2020)

#song #song translation

[loveshinsukenakamura]

I just found this in my gallery probably from a trashpost years ago just enjoy it because I do

[anesfjdiary]

Tagged by @enfj-dreams

Rules: answer 29 questions and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

1. Nicknames: Ela, Ellie, Cinderella

2. Gender: Female

3. Star sign: Not into Astrology, sorry

4. Height: 5′9″

5. Time: 6:10 PM

6. Birthday: I’m not telling a bunch of people on the internet that I don’t know my name and birthday

7. Favorite bands: Idk? I’ve enjoyed JJ Heller recently, but I also like Twenty-One Pilots

8. Favorite solo artists: Heck if I know this either. Maybe George Strait?

9. Song stuck in my head: “Credo” (Movement 3 from Haydn’s Missa Brevis, Little Organ Mass) (I’m a choir student, okay?)

10. Last movie I watched: Maybe The Shack?

11. Last show I watched: Heck if I know this either. I’m a busy student who doesn’t have time for these things because I procrastinate too much on Tumblr as it is.

12. When did I create my blog: How do I go about figuring this out?

13. What do I post: I reblog MBTI or personality stuff. Sometimes I post things other than trashposts

14. Last thing I googled: The Enlightenment. Hey, midterms gotta be studied for somehow

15. Do I have any other blogs: I’m a mod for a couple blogs, but I don’t remember which, whoops. My main is @elanorsparkles . Usually, I accidentally use that blog to comment on things. I also keep a blog specifically for long, unnecessary posts, so I don’t accidentally cover all the trashposts

16. Do I get asks? A few, but not enough. I absolutely love them!

17. Why I chose my url: I had planned to give a peek into the mind of high Fe, but that went out the window

18. Following: 173

19. Followers: 135

21. Average hours of sleep: 6-7 lol.

22. Lucky number: Idk, 3??

23. Instruments: I play piano well; guitar pretty well; ukulele okay; and violin barely

24. What am I wearing: Mom jeans, dark blue sweater, pastel socks with Christmas trees

25. Dream job: I want to conduct research but also counseling

26. Dream trip: Anywhere that’s sanitary and fun

27. Favorite food: ????

28. Nationality: American.

29. Favorite song right now: “Left Hand Free” by Alt-J

#ask #tagged #enfj-dreams #me #about

[somethingwittyandmeme]

Hello World

I contemplated this for a while, but the memes kept coming and they didn’t stop coming, and while I enjoyed them, I didn’t feel it was fair to pass them on to my friends’ dashes. Thus this account was born; a repository for everything just a little too trashpost-y for main. (It serves to replace the private tag that I had all these memes hidden under on my main blog.) 

[methylparabenz-blog]

Like. I talked to my psychologist last week or whatever and we talked about life goals, and we agreed getting a job is no problem just don’t let my mental health get in the way and be strong without having to take klonopin (which I’ve detoxed from, yay me!) like...I’ve had jobs before idk it’s not hard. I just have to stand my anxiety so I’m not popping pills on the job to fucking exist. And getting into school, great, I thought about it for a while and have a direction now instead of finishing my AA for an undecided major like how pointless is that? A lot of teachers recommended I get into liberal arts -.- where tf is that going to take me??? To be a teacher like you tf??? (I always knew I’d hate teaching. I taught violin lessons for a while like it’s great money because you should make it expensive if you’re giving good violin lessons but i hated it.) except for my English professor said I should go to law school. Thought about law school was like nah cuz I know I’d have a breakdown it’s a lot of pressure >.< so, I’m going to go to school for cosmetology. I love doing my makeup hair and nails in a lot of styles (very style fluid and can look different every day). I’d love to especially do makeup or work in a spa. I love getting my nails done and making my hair cute idk. I enjoy fashion. And I’ve been applying at a million hotels here, they’re all within walking distance because they’re allll up and down a1a and i love at my moms now instead of my dads (only like two miles away from each other anyway) but yeah I’ve applied for a lot of house keeping or open to front desk jobs across the street all the way down to the hardrock that just opened, and I went to the hardrock the other day to check the status of my application and they said just because I didn’t get my call they said they would do, it could take a while because they just opened and they’re still hiring a lot of ppl. Anyway I talked about all of this to Nyoka and she’s like “...wow! You’re making progress especially since you came up with ideas for house keeping and cosmetology”. She said those were really good choices because she could see me doing well in both. Like, it’s just cleaning and also doing something I enjoy, making ppl feel cute n_n* so she’s like you’re fine, and didn’t even feel the need to make another appointment ! :0 like she thought it straight, but my dad made one anyway. Anyway, I asked her how to get over anxiety and confusion and panic feelings when I drive, and she said while I’m working and going to school it’ll give me confidence (I have major self esteem issues :( ) and it makes sense! Like if I were confident I could drive duh. She told me not to worry, it’ll come in time. Which was comforting and made sense. Anyway my mom said last night I’m not allowed to have friends until I drive or else she’s kicking me out :( it’s going to take forever to learn how to drive :( i miss Claire too. Like a job? Ok! School? Sure! Driving, I’ll die >.< idk I know I have a license but the only reason I have it was because when I was 16 when I was taking the test for my license I automatically failed but the instructor was a really nice old lady and she passed me because she said I was cute. Like the times my mom has taken me driving she’s screamed at me and slammed my head against the steering wheel :/ I always cry a lot every time she teaches me how to drive and it doesn’t make sense how she wonders why I can’t drive. Ok anyway end trashpost />