#eric!james

[legallygemini]

#girlblogging #rafe cameron x reader #eric northman x reader #klaus mikaelson x reader #aemond targaryen x reader #daemon targeryen x reader #aegon targaryen x reader #the originals #coriolanus snow x reader #tommy shelby x reader #criminal minds #peaky blinders #aaron hotchner x reader #tom riddle x reader #jj mayback x reader #hannibal lecter x reader #cillian murphy x reader #x reader #anthony bridgerton x reader #benedict bridgerton x reader #colin bridgerton x reader #slytherin boys x reader #patrick bateman x reader #billy loomis x reader #james potter x reader #remus lupin x reader #sirius black x reader #jake peralta x reader #anakin skywalker x reader #art donaldson x reader

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

#anybody do this yet? #house md #hate crimes md #house md game #mouse bites #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #house md meme #he needs mouse bites to live #shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing #this took me way too long #house #dr house #also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum #its because i had to recolor it myself #i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact #oh well #i also drew the nosebleed lmao #every house episode ever #generic house episode #editing this to say #this is not an original meme at all #I just ds-ified it tbh #ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up #or like iykyk i guess

[dykebarbie]

hi house md fandom

#a sydney original #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hate crimes md #hilson #alison cameron #robert chase #eric foreman

[marthammasters]

May yr new year have more malpractice and homoeroticism than ever 🍾🫂

#lee postz #house md #house #Gregory house #hilson #Greg house #Allison Cameron #James Wilson #Robert chase #Eric foreman #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #id in alt text #James Evan Wilson #dr house #dr Cameron #dr foreman #dr chase #dr. house #dr wilson

[iriily]

House md episode endings be like hey look montage of chase and cameron walking hand in hand, taub and his beautiful wife cuddling in bed, thirteen and foreman looking at each other lovingly, the patient and their spouse kissing and... House and wilson sitting on the couch late at night in warm yellow lighting.....

#house md #mouse md #malpractice md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #hilson

[oliver-jh]

gays try to sit normally challenge

#house md #projecting #james wilson #gregory house #eric foreman #robert chase #hilson

[spiderpunkist]

pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

#house md #dr house #dr cameron #dr wilson #dr chase #dr foreman #robert chase #james wilson #allison cameron #eric foreman #gregory house #lisa cuddy #dr cuddy

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #eric foreman #james wilson #screencap #s05e04 “birthmarks” #hate him~ #no youre more of talking abt wilson and less abt differential #foreman asking “what did *you* do?” #he knows and hes right

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

#desire mona #kutner hamilton just made sense to me #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #eric foreman #allison cameron #thirteen #chris taub #lawrence kutner #banger

[dogfish192]

Hounds, MD 😂

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #chase #cuddy #eric foreman #hatecrimes md #dog #airedale #boxer #pug

[dick-chugger]

Seriously why are the people on this sub kind of funny sometimes

#house md #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #gregory house #eric foreman #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #hilson #theres a surprisingly high amount of people there who agree that house is so very autistic #r/okbuddyvicodin

[sharlinefreire]

ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:

every episode of house md is like

> the patient arrives the hospital.

> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.

> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.

“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”

“do the exams, you idiot”

> dr. house will talk with the patient.

“you're stupid. fuck you.”

“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”

> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.

“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”

“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”

“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”

> they found the gameboy in her ass.

“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”

“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”

> the patient, cured, enters in the room.

“i was wrong about you, dr. house”

“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”

> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3

> the end.

#this is so funny to me #i'm so sorry #house md #hate crimes md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #allison cameron #robert chase #eric foreman #dr house #dr wilson #english is not my first language #memes #lol #life is pain

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

#like I know we joke about medicine drug and mouse bites but that’s literally how every episode goes. 5 incorrect diagnoses #and they’re all like ‘you stepped on a rare type of amoeba 22 years ago and it’s having a delayed reaction. we have no evidence but you are #sneezing and that’s one of the symptoms. the treatment? Lobotomy.’ #PEAK TELEVISION! #house md #greg house #gregory house #dr house #[h]ouse #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #lawrence kutner

[oicuperp]

omñomñom

#sid.txt #house md #gregory house #james wilson #robert chase #eric foreman #hatecrimes md #malpractice md #choreman #hilson

[puckspoetry]

It’s all “I can fix him” this and “I could help him” that. No babe, he would break you psychologically whilst doing the worm over your grave.

#there is no fixing dr gregory house #gregory house #james wilson #Lisa cuddy #hatecrimes Md #hilson #huddy #choreman #allison cameron #robert chase #eric forman #house #house Md #hate crimes md

[iamjackstylerdurden]

#foremans contact is unchanged bc he saw what house used to have and seriously threatened to go to hr #that and i didnt feel comfortable typing anything house wouldve put #was this funnier in my head #edit: just realized i shouldve used thunder from down under for chase #house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #eric foreman #robert chase #allison cameron #lisa cuddy