#faker's askbox

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

that's actually how the game went what do you mean

#faker and friends #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #shadow the hedgehog #barry the quokka #faker's askbox

[faker-aus]

Hi I have a oc that was partially infected by the metal virus but couldn't become a zombot somehow (lotta lore lol) and was wondering if she could show up in the au? "Mira the Cat"

she's a very cool oc! however i don't think i'll be able to show her with the lore without majorly affecting the story. she could have a cameo in the background, but she'd have to be a zombot regardless.

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic au #sonic aus #remnants.exe #remnants au #faker's askbox

[genderkoolaid]

hey what the Fuck was that anon talking about ??? 😭

i made short jokey post about how we need more representation of post-op bottom surgery in art & anon decided that meant that i hate non-op people and think they are fakers. because the tumblr askbox is the hole where nuance goes to curl up and die

#m. #ask box

[beantothemax]

I hate you I hate you die die die eat beans right now you faker I hate you

[this is a joke, I love you very much]

NE’ER SHALL A SINGLE BEAN-RELATED SUSTENANCE PASS THESE LIPS OF MINE. I DONT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BEANS BUT IM REFUSING TO EVER EAT THEM NOW PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR THE HAVOC YOU’VE SPARKED AMONG MY BELOVED MUTUALS, SENDING THEM CAREENING INTO MY ASKBOX, DEMANDING, NAY, RIOTING FOR ANSWERS!

[thank you!!!!! love you too pie]

#asks #pie-knight

[kazoosandfannypacks]

"Wishing it Wasn't" by kazoosandfannypacks

Chapter 17/18: I Wouldn't Stop You Pairing: CaptainSwan Rating: Teen (for gun violence in earlier chapters) Word Count: (1.5K/19.5K) Summary: Season 2 Canon Divergence: When Neal tells Emma he has a fiancée, she claims to have a new boyfriend of her own, and blurts out the first fairytale name she can think of: Captain Hook. Killian agrees to this ruse, but when feelings grow between the two, will the con be more than they can handle? Chapter Summary: Emma finally confesses her feelings to Killian Tags: season 2, canon divergence, gun violence in later chapters, angst with a happy ending, fake dating, mild character death, mildly anti neal Author's notes: :D Taglist: @zahara @kmomof4 @jonesfandomfanatic @booksteaandtoomuchtv @jrob64 @tiganasummertree @anmylica @teamhook @undercaffinatednightmare @gingerchangeling @lonelyspectator @caught-in-the-filter @ultraluckycatnd @cs-rylie @pirateprincessofpizza @pawshapedheart  [if you'd like to be added to or removed from this list, hmu in my dms or askbox!]

Also on Ao3!

 Killian watched Emma out the window of his room the whole time the doctor was speaking to him, avoiding her gaze whenever she looked back at him.

 Soon though, she stopped looking at him. Her family had stopped by- both her parents, her son, and Neal, and she was preoccupied in visiting with them. Killian kept watching her though, watching how they interacted with each other, how perfect a family she had.

 "So that's a family." Killian thought. "Aren't you glad you don't have to worry about that? Nobody waiting up for you, no one to check in on you, no kids to ruffle their hair and say you're proud of them, or parents to do the same for you?"

 They really were a precious family together, and Killian smiled a little. For once, he'd brought a family together instead of breaking one apart.

 He watched David talk to Emma- hopefully apologizing for not believing in her. He saw Neal do the same, but he knew this conversation was different. This was the one where he apologized for being an idiot and she told him that she'd faked a whole relationship just so he'd want her back, and they'd confess true love and live happily ever after. That's how every fairy tale in every storybook ever written ever went- the bad guy is defeated, and the hero gets their happy ending- and Baelfire always did want to be a hero.

 Killian didn't want to be embittered, but he wished they'd at least had the decency to stand somewhere he couldn't see them for their make up hug, and the inevitable make up kiss he knew had to follow, and the eventual make up perfect happily ever after they would live together- Killian knew how these stories went.

 And he knew his place in the stories too, contemplated it as he stared at the ceiling so he wouldn't have to watch them. The anti-hero, the pirate, saved in the climax and watching the lead fall for another- it was time for him to ship out as soon as he was let out of this place.

 He was so lost in his thoughts that he was surprised to hear the door open, and even more surprised to see that Swan was the one who opened it, and that she was coming into his room- at least she had the decency to tie up any loose ends with him.

 "How are you doing?" Emma asked him.

 "As well as I can be." Hook sat up in the bed and glanced at his chest- and any pain he should've felt after just being shot was nothing compared to the pain of faking a smile when he knew what storm was brewing. "You do good work, love."

 She smiled, smiled a pure, natural smile. "Thanks."

 "I saw you talking with Neal." Killian said. "Didn't hear anything though." he paused, and tried to fake another smile, not wanting Emma to know how devastated he'd be without her. "I take it that this is the end of our little fake relationship?"

 Emma smirked. "Yeah, I guess so. I think it's time I stop with all these mind games and fakers and try for a real relationship this time."

 "He's a lucky man." Killian nodded. He glanced away, then noticed she didn't leave even then, and sat down instead at the foot of his bed.

 "You are." Emma smiled. "Wanna go out sometime?"

 "What?"

 "Do you want to go out with me?" Emma asked. "For real this time? Actually go out together and spend time and start a real relationship?"

 Did the doctor give him those hallucination painkillers when he wasn't paying attention, or was Emma Swan actually interested in him?

 "But what about Neal?" Killian asked. "Wasn't this all for him?"

 "That's what I thought at first." Emma said. "I thought I missed him. I thought it wasn't fair that he was happy and I still wasn't. I didn't think I could be happy like that again. But then you took me out to dinner, and you treated me right, like maybe you actually cared, even if it was all pretend."

 She looked down at her fidgeting hands and tacked on, softly: "And If you ever wanted to do that again, I wouldn't stop you."

 If you had asked him this morning if winning Swan's affections or ridding the realms of the Crocodile was the more likely task, he'd've said the Crocodile.

 And yet, now here she was, sitting at the foot of his bed, laying her heart out in front of him, begging him to take it. All this time, he thought she hadn't cared about him at all- but now it seemed like maybe she did.

 He sat in silence a while, a silence that would've made Emma almost uncomfortable if she wasn't with him. She still didn't know if he liked her back, but it was worth the chance- she owed it to herself to find out. So she'd asked her family to wait for her at Granny's, to let her talk to Killian for a bit. She knew it was a risk, she knew putting her heart out meant taking it out of the armor she'd carefully forged for it- but would he really have risked his life for her if she meant nothing to him? Would he have given up his revenge to save her and the rest of Storybrooke?

 Killian broke the silence.

 "Are you sure that's what you want?"

 Emma nodded, slowly, then stopped, looking at the wall across from her.

 "What do you want?" She asked, then turned to him.

 He let out a shaken breath. "I want to love you."

 "You do?" Emma asked. She'd expected a rejection and to go home and eat ice cream on the couch. Instead, the adrenaline coursing her veins transfigured into something she almost remembered having once- hope.

 "There's nothing I'd want more in the world, love- as long as that's something you'd want too."

 She shook her head, almost in denial that Captain Hook would want her more than revenge. "More than anything."

 "I come with baggage, Swan." Killian said. "I have a past I've not found redemption from, a life that I'm less proud of every day. But I would give up all of that to be a better man for you."

 Usually men would lay out all their reasons for why she should date them, and she'd be left picking and choosing and getting the wrong one each time. Instead, Killian laid out his flaws, told her he was a wreck, a puzzle he was still trying to put back together- and it made her love him even more than she already did.

 "And I want to help you be that man." Emma said. "The man you want to be."

 "Really?"

 "Really." Emma said.

 She hadn't even noticed she'd reached her hand out to his until she felt his fingers wrap around hers.

 "The only man I want to be is the man you deserve," Killian said, "and Emma, I would love to start a real relationship with you. My answer is yes."

 She didn't know how he managed to get to her, to crash through her walls at breakneck speed. All she did know was that now that he'd broken them down, she never wanted them back up between them again.

 Emma tried to think of a response, but all she could do was smile- and Killian probably had the same thought, because he was sending her some dazzling smiles of his own.

 She took his hook in her other hand, and after a moment's silence, she asked him, "what next?"

 "Well," Killian said, still holding both her hands, "what happens next is, as soon as they let me out of here, you and I are going to drive around town singing oldies on your radio together, and then I'm going to take you out to dinner. After that, you're going to borrow my jacket, and I'm going to sit on the deck of The Jolly Roger with you, and we'll count the stars together until we know them all by name."

 Nothing he could've said would've sounded more perfect to Emma.

 "I'd love that."

 "Aye," he smiled, "But what really happens next, before all of that, is right now, I'm going to kiss you- if that's alright with you- and I'm going to kiss you like no one is watching us this time, and I'm going to hold you, hold you as tenderly as my own hand and hook will allow me, and I'm going to…."

 Emma wasn't sure how much of this plan they could get away with before the hospital staff would kick her out, but she set it in motion right away, cutting him off by grabbing him by the collar and pulling him in for a good kiss, one for the ages.

 Her lips met his, and she felt his arms wrap around her, pulling her even closer to him. His fingers tangled and untangled themselves in her hair, his arms taking root around her- and his heart forever graving itself upon hers.

#once upon a time fanficton #cs fanfic #captain swan #killian jones #emma swan #once upon a time #ouat #season 2 #canon divergence #kazzy writes

[writeranon69]

Hey, it's me being cringe in your askbox again! The Vs. Sonic.Exe brainrot comes back to update the Blackspace crossover ask I did a while back, so here's my choices for the playable songs (except EXE and Wechidna/Chaotix cause fuck Revie and Jesterfrog) replacements.

BF/GF: Omori/Dream Basil

Sonic.exe/Xenophanes: Stranger

Lost Souls: Corrupted Aubrey, Kel, and Hero

Majin: Mannequin Basil

Lord X: HellSunny

Sunky: Omoli

Sanic: Omori Plush

Tails Doll: Something

Fleetway: Shattered Omori

Coldsteel: Rowan

Starved: Pursuit Hero (though not sure about Furnace for Prey)

Needlemouse: Tako-chan (with Abbi being Sara)

Fatal Error: Loquacious Cat

Hog/Scorched: Spirit Mari/HellMari

Requited: Herosaurus (and special guest ally Moneypool Kel)

X-terion: Inko

I LOVE ALL OF THESE

but I do have some critiques

A) THE SIDE CHARACTERS FRIENDO, THEY COULD'VE BEEN USED. THIS ISN'T IMPORTANT BUT STILL

B) Wechidna and Chaotix are fine, it's just their song's COMPOSER sucks. The characters are owned by different people, don't worry.

I really like Wechinda tbh, he fits Kel...or Aubrey even!

...Man imagine a Faker Aubrey--

[billhawks]

WHAT??? I NEVER SENT ANYTHING THROUGH THE ART ASKBOX!! SERIOUSLH I DIDN’T EVEN SEND COCK YET. Fakers… I will find you…

ARE. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT

THEN SOMEONE MUST’VE CAUGHT YOU FUCKING ON BILL’S DESK IDIOT

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BANG PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL’S OFFICE. ESPECIALLY THE PRIME FUCKING MINISTER

#I’M GONNA SHIT #asks #ooc

[animatronic1578]

A Question for all of you

Happy 4th of July everyone! Even though I only just started this Tumblr account, i’ve got to ask. Would you guys be genuinely interested in some headcanons and AU ideas I have? I want to hear you guys thoughts on them. 

I should lay down some rules though If I do go through with this.

 Rule 1. Act Civil, but Fun (I don’t want people to fight because they either like a headcanon too much or dislike it to dust. These are just headcanons. and I also don’t want people to get too hung up on the bad stuff/flaws, not everything is perfect, so let’s just acknolwedge the flaw, appreciate the good parts, and move on) 

Rule 2. Seperate the Art from the Artist (Just because I like characters like EXE/Faker and a game like Poppy Playtime does not mean I support the people behind them, I just simply like them for the concepts, not the ones who created them in the first place) 

 Rule 3. Please do not ask or comment anything NSFW relating to Politics, Mental Health (Unless it concerns the story of Doki Doki Literature Club and its characters), or anything Sexual (unless it concerns the context of Friday Night Funkin’s story). There can be exceptions for Non-DDLC Headcanons/AUs where Mental Health Issues/Mental Health in general are either a small detail or part of the larger focus, There will be trigger warnings for those who are easily sensitive to those kinds of topics, read at your own risk.

If you guys do want this, then i’ll open up an askbox where you guys can send in questions and suggestions for AUs and HCs, or just questions in general about how i’m going about this.

Just know that i’ll be closing it after a number of suggestions/asks file in, so that way I can take the time to look over everyones comments.

Thank you for your time and have a wonderful 4th!

- Endo

[impostortale]

Nooooo, faker is gone, qwq

Or at least i think so from how we saw your explanation.

Oh ik a quick way to chek, were you turned into a doggo? And i dont mean by a mask, i mean by us ^-^

Ik its a weird question, but please do awnser it!! ^-^

- a shy annon

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@aoartmthebitxh

* (infinite screaming)

OOC note: Tool has no recollection of his time as Faker due to a certain traumatic event as well as suffering from an Impostor’s equivalent of brain damage.

Faker was a version that suffered a fate worse than reformatting.  With reformatting, there will still be traces of that version’s presence.  Faker simply disappeared.  No phantoms, no memories.

The information about Faker was provided to you Observants by [REDACTED].

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Note: This is an ask event for an AU variant of Impostor. It's not canon to the OG Impostor, nor is it a part of the Untitled Soul series.

#Impostor Sans #Impostortale #Ask #Answer #S!Ask Tool #imptl askbox

[fromthefishbowl]

Okay so… let’s see…

Because of this fandom, I got pelted with - almost -literal - shit; was vagueblogged about by blogs with huge followings; got storylines from my fics literally lifted from me; had my askbox filled with people calling me an ignorant piece of shit for not using American historians when discussing Italian history; was accused of being awfully racist not once but twice in the span of… what? Less than four months? And I’m still waiting for what, specifically, makes what I write racist; two wonderful weeks of harassment from an absolute psycho and that literally no one gave a shit about when I complained about it - to the point that the mods of the most supportive server on Earth forgot about it and then asked me to post proof; helped people who couldn’t be half assed to add my name in the list of people who helped them out with writing, as well as being asked to write long ass informative posts that were then never reblogged or even taken in consideration despite the fact that they’d require multiple hours to be jotted down; got insulted by both fucking sides of fandom because “we don’t believe in stereotypes about Italians until it’s not one of us applying them, then it’s just a joke and it was not meant to come off like that”.

I didn’t even receive the usual “let’s hype people up!” treatment everybody seems to get, and the more I think about it, the meaner I become, because there’s this sudden realization that I was used the same fucking way the “bad” side of fandom was using Len the Racefaker: a way to bother others and tell them they are wrong, and that’s about it - and maybe not even that, considering that those roaches seem to have the ability to stick up for her despite her being an absolutely awful person who actually is racist and antisemitic and stupid as all hell.

Well… at least they had the mind to not use a racefaker - ethnicity faker…? - for that.

Remind me to never put effort into anything but my own work.

[some-triangles]

which is faker, homeopathy or wrestling

This has been sitting in my askbox for a while but I watched a buttload of Penn and Teller stuff last night and putting aside the range of feelings one might have about Penn and his opinions it got me thinking about consensual magic.

The thing about homeopathy is that it works.  It only works if the person who’s taking it believes that it works, of course, but if they do, it does.   The placebo effect is real, and there are plenty of reasons why a person mindfully pursuing a course of treatment might have a better outcome than a person who isn’t, even if the medicine itself doesn’t have anything but water in it.  So; the better a con artist a homeopath is, the better a doctor they are; the better they are at making their patients believe that something fake is real, the better the outcome will be for the patients.

Wrestling is the same way, in that it works best if you believe in it.  (That’s why old wrestlefarts are always going on about how much better the business was back in the days when heels got knifed on the way to the ring, before the crowds smartened up.)  The challenge of modern wrestling is to lie to an audience that knows that you’re lying, and to make them believe in it anyway.  It seems like a difficult thing to pull off, but stage magicians have been doing it for years, using charisma, physical prowess, storytelling and misdirection to create ephemeral pockets of belief where none should exist.  It’s even a commonplace among modern magicians to show the audience that a trick is fake, and then fool them with it anyway; wrestlers like Kenny and the Bucks, who write camp, winking storylines and then get audiences to invest in them to the point of heartbreak and tears, are doing the same thing.  

There are differences, of course - wrestling charisma is significantly less creepy than magician charisma, stage magicians are far less likely to die early deaths, minus the odd tiger accident - but the major thing they have in common is that they’re harmless cons.  Nobody’s going to die of sports deficiency because they watched RAW instead of monday night football, and (with maybe a couple of exceptions) marks aren’t going to bankrupt themselves buying Criss Angel tickets out of fear for their lives.  So, homeopathy is faker than wrestling because it can’t afford to admit its own fakeness. 

Still, I hope for the day when a new alternative medicine guru comes along who admits it’s all jiggery-pokery and snakewater from the beginning, but manages to heal people anyway.   It feels just; it feels achievable.  You just gotta believe!

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

What’s your favorite flavor of sonadow angst and sonadow fluff?

best sonadow angst is the "i'm immortal, so i'll have to watch you die" but with the twist of "i'm immortal, and i knew i'd have to watch you die, but this was far sooner than it should have been." ie. if shadow failed to get sonic back to green hill before he faded away in prime,

the best fluff is just.. them doing anything together. their friendly rivalry. fighting alongside each other. they're just so perfect that i wouldn't have to change a thing to make it fluff.

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonadow #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 3 #faker's askbox

[faker-aus]

Ok, so I don’t know anything about tgwdlm but I saw your post… then I read this story: https://grabber.zone/comics/sonic-and-the-tales-of-terror/story-1-night-of-the-unliving/

There is a comment on it that says “this genuinely is just the guy who didn’t like musicals but with sonic” and I thought that was super coincidental—

not even joking, that was me jdjskjsjdjskks

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic au #sonic aus #the hedgehog who didn't like musicals #thwdlm #tgwdlm #faker's askbox

[real-faker]

Ag, but real-faker, the REAL test of ones Sonic-music appreciation is asking them whether or not they're a Casey Rankin fan. That separates the boys from the HOGS.

(continued)also also, purely out of curiosity- and to actually ask a genuine question instead of just shitposting in your askbox)- what Jun Senoue/Crush 40 album is it? (and where’d ya meet the king of Butt Rock himself to get it signed?)            _________Okay first of all… “separates the boys from the HOGS” and “the King of Butt Rock Himself” are the 2 most beautiful phrases I’ve ever heard, I’m laughing way too hard rn, thank you.Hadn’t heard of Casey Rankin, had to google ‘im.  I should’ve known from your icon you’re a more powerful sonic fan than I.  The album is called “Jun Senoue - The Works”.  I didn’t actually meet Jun, an old friend of mine used to be really active in a forum with him, and he apparently offered to sign copies for any of his fans who bought the CD, so I told him to grab an extra one for me and I’d pay him back.  BUT!  My sister met him at Sonic Boom 2013 in St. Louis.  She was actually dating the aforementioned friend, so he kinda introduced her to him.  She and the boyfriendo ended up going to Sonic Boom the year after that in NY as well, and Jun apparently recognized her (she has a really dope lady Robotnik cosplay), remembered her name, and actually came to say hi to her.  Haha… she’s got the real Butt Rock bragging rights. 

#he seems like a really sweet dude!! #from what I've heard #alsdfjksjf #.... king of butt rock himself...sdfksjdkfj #It's too late for me to be laughing this hard #ask #sanics

[nabateann]

Who are some of your favourite people?

oh dear this has been sitting in my askbox or ages lol i like a lot of people but i’d have to say (in no particular order):

@scourgify is a total nerd and i hate her jkjk i love you who said that 👀

@mxrcusflint is a bully but i guess shes ok

@lepetitcomte a literal cheese i mean???? how do u not like cheese I DONT LIKE CHEESE IM A FAKER sry but jules is my partner in angst (like, partner in crime??? if that made sense?????) (idk we’re partners in making yenna cry so theres that) (also ur rlly nice wow that was sappy i think i just ruined my street cred)

@flintwoodandco onE TIME INDIGO TOLD ME MY EDIT WAS GOOD AND I THINK MY DEPRESSION WAS CURED????

@pctter rUINED my BEAN CROP also cant spell my name (“tgeori”???? wow). blokt.

honestly the entire @saltnetwork i’m too tired to tag everyone um

@stevesnightmare is a lovely soul and i love her sm im kinda ignoring her sorry giorgia i had a 6 hour long test today its Too Much atm rip

@findfyre is so nice??? gotdamn elly i thought u were an aloof asshole but ur just,,, vaguely salty & vvv sweet ilu

@delaqour i guess?? idk who she is but……

@cruciotus is ignoring me?? but she’s cool loVE ME BACK DEV

@thunderbjrd meryem is a literal sunshine being and i love her sm

fuck im sure im forgetting tons of people but i love these ones a lot??? (i also ofc love my irl friendos sm but idk i tell them that all the time and i dont really say that on the internet bc i have my tungle cred Image™ to maintain)

#not hp #answered #(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ #im def forgetting so many people :'( iM SORRY #Anonymous

[savagcshq-blog]

HERMAN TØMMERAAS. — meet flynn delacroix, a.k.a. eros, a twenty year old aries. an underground fighter, he is visionary, as well as duplicitous. this pansexual is often called fly. he enjoys cruising on the interstate, but don’t bring around fakers, because it’s a hard pass. his theme song is loyalty by kendrick lamar, which everyone seems to think that fits his intrepid personality quite well. // nicky, 19, she/her & pst.

✩ — welcome home, flynn ! as you unpack, make sure to send in your account through the askbox in the next 16 hours to avoid having your role reopened. and don’t forget to check out our tags !  HERMAN TOMMERAAS IS TAKEN !

#appless rp #skeleton rp #new rp #town rp #crime rp #accepted #Anonymous