#felix and his rants

[m0ther-of-p3arl]

i fuckign LOVE dimension 20

this shit is INCREDIBLE who was going to tell me about this. i'm gonna go die

i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it

im like halfway thru the first season and fuck me if i'm not gonna finish fantasy high and then watch Every Single Other Season they have out. i LOVE THIS SHIT AUGH

#felix and his rants #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high

[m0therofp3arl]

i love looking at pictures of lovejoy because most of them are just. normal heights. and then will is just "HI IM WIERDLY TALL ACTUALLY"

it's really funny

#felix and his rants #lovejoy #lvjy

[felixakranken]

TWF fans have a strange habit of, for lack of a better word, woobifying Mr. Walten.

I think a lot of you seem to take this series a lot less serious than it actually is, and those same people have a very bad habit of making Jack out to be a saint. He's just a normal guy. Just because he loves his family doesn't mean he's some sweet and perfect guy who has no flaws. I never see any of you discuss or portray his anger issues that Martin has mentioned numerous times.

You all blatantly ignore the fact that Sophie's only memories she retained of him were that he was angry and he worked all the time. Just because he loves his family and didn't abuse them doesn't mean he's perfect. To deny him of these flaws take away what a dynamic character he's being written to be.

We know Felix sucks. We all know this because no one shuts up about it. That's his best friend of 20 years, someone he chose to have around his family, and someone he chose to start a business with. Felix's actions don't reflect on Jack, obviously, but you have to think about the fact they are best friends of 2 decades.

The small bit we know about Jack and what things Martin has let on to his personality over time is very different than what everyone makes him out to be, and it's strange. If you choose to ignore that Jack is just a normal middle-aged man in the 70s, that's on your own inability to actually like the character that's there.

#I could continue about this rant but truly it's grating on my very last nerve #i remain the only guy on this site that likes the workaholic chainsmoker 40 year old man #you guys do realize a guy can be goofy and love his family and also have flaws #does anyone remember when martin said that jack and felix hang out at bars together? we ignoring that? #just like how we ignore the sophie's memory of him on the site? #or how martin has said when jack dislikes something he actively shits on it (cartoons fashion choices music etc) #its weird to make him out to be some poor saint of a father who has zero flaws and his only personality traits are i love my wife !!! #him being a normal human with a multifaceted personality makes what happened all the more sad and realistic. he was a normal guy #with a normal life that was torn apart in a horrific unforeseeable accident. let him be dynamic. let him be an actual character and not jus #some goofy cartoon funny man. #rant over #twf #the walten files #jack walten #🥃.txt

[chuckyray]

the walten files fans try not to demonize people with addictions, understand these characters are meant to be complex, and learn to grasp the concept of nuance + remorse + grief and fear causing people to make poor choices challenge: impossible

#every time i open that tag i am faced with the most dogshit media literacy and bad faith interpretation of canon the world has ever seen #felix did not KILL the kids. his irresponsible actions lead to their deaths yes but you people talk about him as if #he broke their necks with his bare hands intentionally. he loved them. he was their uncle hed seen them grow up since they were born. #he was in such shock and grief he couldn't make rational choices. did you people not watch guilty or hear his agonizing screams in bunnyfarm #and to top it off people act like this wasnt an accident. how him being an alcoholic and dui causing this ACCIDENT is justification enough #to act as if he deserves to be treated like a murderer. i believe him living with that grief and suffering and losing everyone he ever had #is punishment enough lol. hes sick. hes mentally ill. and we dont even know anything else regarding how or if hes involved in shit #or how its all impacting him. you people just hate people with addictions. #so called progressive people when a mentally ill sick man makes poor choices because hes mentally ill and sick 😡😡😡😡 #anyway. rant over. #twf #the walten files #felix kranken

[miraluking-respectfully]

felix being referred to more or less exclusively as "your soldier" in-game speaks to how little the writers put into his character beyond his noggin full of sith secrets & his relationship with the consular; still, i do find it kind of sweet and funny, in a way. he's not a republic soldier, not even your personal bodyguard; he's your soldier. the consular is a small nation-state in and of herself

#accurate. #felix iresso #swtor #jedi consular #open tags for My Rant: #going back through rishi and doing the cute little holocron quest got me brooding - as i often do - on my best boy felix #that the writers could not think to give him anything in KOTXX that wasn't Torture Angst is deeply shitty but a little understandable. #all the other consular comps kind of have a way forward that isn't consular-related when the consular goes away #nadia has the jedi. zenith has balmorra. tharan has his old illustrious career. qyzen has little baby clan and also his religious directive #meanwhile felix isn't involved with your order or a supergenius or a politician or even someone with a lifelong goal #he was a guy doing his best at a dead-end job that turned into a far more enjoyable but still lowkey dead-end job #i would argue they could (should) have sent him to ossus but i can see them balking because Doc was already there #that's a little narratively redundant especially bc Doc has an extremely useful set of non-martial skills you would want to center #when telling a story about survival and persistence against the odds like with ossus #(also he was in the group of companions second-closest in proximity to the emperor in base game) #HOWEVER. #because i am immensely sexy and cool and have a huge brain i think i've cracked it #the way to give felix a compelling story post-consular is to put him the fuck in charge. #no longer your soldier or anyone's. his own. maybe even in charge of a large group of people in need of someone to follow #considering he used to be really good at that #a group like...idk...maybe the rest of the people incarcerated on his prison colony? #much to think about.

[suffarustuffaru]

so i ranked some rezero ships based on how their breakup would go

#IM SO SORRY FOR THE ‘at least one of them dies’ TIER WODNSNS #rem and fred are only in clean breakup bc i think itd just kinda fizzle out itd just be like ‘i no longer feel we should be dating. ok cool’ #fred and ram are at the VERY TOP bc of how their entire friend group (emilia camp) is also gonna react. the teas gonna be so spilled HAH #otto and ram mainly being in the divorcee category says so much. #and OKAY otto is like….. his only clean healthy breakups are gonna be with fred or marone. if its anyone else then ottos gonna like #getting drunk and then immediately giving unhinged rants about it. #its all over once i write that otto-reinhard rarepair analysis man. #julius ships being in the bottom half of the tier list only… unproblematic king. #i DO think felix crusch would be clean breakup bc they want whats best for each other ultimately. if they ever did officially get together #and then break up. #theyd probs get back together though. #rezero #so sorry to the person who made this tier list if youre seeing this. this is what im using it for HAH

[squid-the-kid]

me when i find a picture of a celebrity i haven't seen yet:

#like yall #i saw a new photo of rory culkin #jesus christ man #felix.exe #im very normal about the men that give me gender envy #rant about his characters coming to a felix blog near u

[pinkbreeze]

fans from certain clubs getting mad when a player from their club hangs out with one from another club is so weird and embarrassing, it’s their free time let them do whatever

#i saw this with joao felix and okay you may not want him in the team but at this point you’re just looking for ways to hate on him #micro analyzing his posts like be fr i don’t think he puts THAT much effort #i think it’s such a toxic relationship to have and one that has been blown WAY out of proportion #makes me remember why i typically don’t like fandoms and football fans are basically the same tbf #joao felix #atletico madrid #idk #just wanted to rant #football

[arthropoda-artistry]

My right inner cheek hurts despite not being bitten.

I’m not in pain; I’m not. I’m not. I’m

in half, stitched skin ripped open by dissection

Breathing hurt, air exiting in burps rather than exhales

As I try to repeat the truth

I'm safe. I'm going to be safe.

He can't - he's physically incapable of violating me again with a broken finger

On his non dominant hand, my traitorous thoughts retort

He talked about it not even two months ago

He wants April, so I push until the edge of the calendar, as far from now as possible.

I've never broken a bone. I'm not the one

Suffering, struggling, allowed these feelings

That nonetheless strangle my breath in my throat

and clench my teeth together like blades of scissors

Valid, I'm valid, my friends say. They say they're sorry for me and

I want to leave existence - valid feels like a lie.

I'm not allowed to be pitied. They only say this because they've never met him

They don't know; my parents know and

Blamed my six year old child mind for

Not knowing, for physically violently reacting to physical violation

And if my parents knew they would again berate me, chastise me for fearing the worst act he ever committed when

It's far from the worst I've been through

When I loved him regardless for over a decade

Who am I to be scared now? To damage the family portrait,

The framing of him towering over tiny me?

To displace the self-assured young man I'm trying to become

with unwarranted anxiety a decade too late?

How dare I crack open myself, strip

Skin from my cloaca and claim this is

Violence? This is science; this is self-inflicted.

This is silence, staring out the window hoping he'll stay mere phantom

Hoping to stop existing under his innocent gaze of desire

What he desires is innocent, even if his body reacts. My body's reaction is tense

Violence ready the instant his gaze moves into touch

and he knows I have eyes behind me.

There's no reason to be a spring coiled at

The thought of home; no schadenfreude

Ought to occur at the news

That his finger broke

Not when that finger hasn't been anywhere

near the carcass of my vulva in years.

I'm a terrible brother, a broken bone

Ought to inspire sympathy; I ought to stop

Inspiring sympathy from friends

But I'm scared and I'm scarred

And faking familial feelings feels impossible

Unless someone knows. Unless an exit exists.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

Maybe my inner cheek hurts from biting back apologies I desperately want to mean.

#poetry #tw incest #my brother the movie lover #felix is ranting about his parents

[m0ther-of-p3arl]

"IT IS A PRIVELEGE AND AN HONOR TO BE HORRIBLE IN YOUR EARS ONCE AGAIN"

IM CRYING NO ALEX ITS A PRIVELAGE AND AN HONOR TO HAVE YOUR HORRIBLENESS SPOUTED INTO MY EAERS ONCE AGAIN

#felix and his rants #the magnus protocol #tmagp

[m0therofp3arl]

he is my cat

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #joel #secret life #secretlife #secret life smp #the life series #traffic life series #traffic #traffic light series #life smp #felix and his rants

[namcelestial]

felix singing stay with me is adorable but can someone please remind this man he has a lovely baritone voice and that he would probably be way more confident as a singer trying to sing IN HIS RANGE

#poor baby is surrounded by all these high tenors it's no wonder!! #not that u can't sing things out of ur range but he's not a good enough vocalist to pull it off yet #so t would be nice to hear him sing things in his range. he sounded sm better in city of stars than he has in any other cover he's done! #the chokehold high tenor voices have on kpop is ridic.. #also he could have sang stay with me even if they just adjusted it down ahdkskajaka #his higher register isn't even horrible like it has potential but he hasn't gotten enough training to capitalize on it #and his lower register is so nice and he needs to appreciate that more 😠 #anyway i'm done ranting i was reading a thread on twt #felix #skz #ignore me #no one find this in the tag i don't wanna argue with any losers 2night

[17yearcicada]

all i ask is for ONE frankenstein adaptation not to be weird about the de lacy family

#none of them have included the weird 'sweet arabian' plotline which is DEFINITELY for the best #but they're still often really weird about de lacy being blind... they make him like the creature's weird wise mentor #which idk. feels Weird to me but i could be overreacting #they make agatha and felix married a lot too which like. okay it doesn't really matter but it's still weird to me #also having the creature actually live with de lacy for an extended period of time kind of messes up his whole deal #bc then there's a person who HASN'T turned him away! and so much of the creature's angst is from being always driven out of towns and famili #*families #i'm very particular about the creature's backstory being close to the book bc if it's not it kind of like #changes his Whole Character. which i guess you could do but that's a whole other discussion #and a lot of times adaptations will have the creature experience really different things but have his actions still be the same #which is very dissonant and confusing #you know. this was a whole rant sorry #.txt

[chuckyray]

jelix gets so much hate and people act like it's truly problematic. It's so funny to me. you can hate its fans and not have to justify it with acting as if the ship itself is somehow offensive.

sorry y'all can't see the beauty in 70s repressed homosexual adultery and the consequences of it being tragedy. i forgot the kids these days haven't even seen brokeback mountain.

#also its just fiction guys this isnt real life men cheating on their wives lmfao these are some fictional dudes in an analog yt series #theyre like wahhhhhh he killed his kids and jack hates him now !!! yeah. now. are we disregarding the 20 years of friendship #where they built their dream company together? no ones saying that jack would fuck him post accident lmfao yall are just reaching #blah blah jack would NEVER do that to rose!!! first of all you dont actually know anything about him. #second of all people do shit you'd never expect all the time. even if they do love someone and are happy #also that one take where someone says the concept of jelix is inherently racist because jack is latino and felix is white so #that means jack is giving in to a white mans desires is insaneeee do yall hear yalls selves. like seriously listen to yourself. just once. #and its weird for you to tack actual racial issues onto a fictional ship that has NOTHING to do with that. #literally saw someone say that its perpetuating the white man desires and exotic latino stereotype and im sitting here like what. #what does that have to do with twf. yall just reaching. just say you dont like jelix and go. simple. #the walten files fandom is a joke atp. none of you should be watching this series yall arent mature enough yall cant even handle a ship #let alone a story centering around actual serious topics like childhood trauma and addiction and morally grey characters #rant over #twf #the walten files

[backformores]

omg only one and a half more months of this godforsaken place

#lua talks #YALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PRESSED I AM ABT YESTERDAY #we closed our last file on wednesday but i was scheduled to be on it until friday #so i was like oh finally i get a break after pushing these files so hard #but noooooo the manager took me onto one of his other files which is somehow more fucked than the last #and i worked until 2am last night for a file thats not even mine #tell me why i care abt this file more than the other staff lmao #also salty bc the other staff on the file w me that we closed was like oh yea we should be chilling rn so I KNOW HES CHILLING RIGHT NOW #anyways #work rant of the day #imma post another felix set soon i guess

[thekissofaphrodite]

I Grew this for you, Ives.

Luke Castellan X Daughter of Demeter! Reader

Summary: Your secret meetup with your boyfriend, Luke, might have been interrupted by Percy Jackson.

Warnings: MakeUp...MAKEOUT- I MEAN. Language (Tell me if i missed one!)

Author's note: It might be kinda weird that the title doesn't match the summary but trust me, it's worth reading. + If you saw a fic from another blog the same as this i requested it and decided i wanna make the fic myself.

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New kid, New responsibility. You were known as being motherly towards every kid that stepped in Camp Half Blood. And Maybe, Just maybe, Percy Jackson considered you as his Camp Mom, It wasn't new for older campers seeing a new 12 year old boy follow you around and look up at you with big puppy eyes along with Grover's confused look, but oh well.

Ever since your Godly Mother, Demeter has claimed you, Luke has called you Ives since then. It all happened when three years ago, you ended up in Camp Half blood after your mortal father has been killed by a chimera, much to his sacrifice, You might have offered some small offerings to your Brother In Law, Hades, to watch him in the underworld. Your first week into camp half-blood, Chiron had announced that Capture the Flag will be the first game for the day, you were teamed up with the reds (Much to your disappointment) you were near the cabin fire when two boys from the blue team had cornered you (One of them was luke) you raised you hands to cover yourself but then, Two ivy vines sprouted out the soil and blocked them, horror washed over you when one of the vines that you 'accidentally' summoned strangled one of the boys, Luke was able to escape and still..Blue team one.

While they were celebrating, The red team started ranting angrily about how you made them lose, You sat in a corner, your head leaned against an oak tree as you sobbed, then, a bright greenish-yellow light appeared with gold sickle with a few sheaths of wheat above your head, No one was there, not until a group of campers saw you, they ran and moments later, almost dozens of campers were in front of you, including chiron.

"All Hail Y/n Y/L/N, Daughter of Demeter"

Bunch of flowers started sprouting near you, The forest and plants looked much more healthier in your eyes as every one knelt down, Including Luke, Who gave you a mischievous wink.

"....And this is the mess hall, You're always designated to sit with your cabin mates but that depends, most unclaimed kids just sit with their friends" You said, Glancing at Percy, The young boy just nodded shyly and coughed,trying to hide his blushing cheeks.

"Looks like someone has a crush on you" Luke appeared behind you with a grin, Percy's eyes immediately went wide, making you chuckle.

"Crushes don't hurt, it's admiration afterall" You whispered before giving percy a light kiss on his cheeks, leaving luke shocked.

One of you halfsiblings, Althea, called you over. Apparently, another one of your half sibling's EX boyfriend from the Dionysus cabin used a lard grapevine to ruin the bathroom door inside the cabin while you sibling is showering out of rage and jealousy.

Now, As head of your cabin, It's either you spent one whole hour being lectured by Mr. D out of his favoritism or...Plead with one of the Hephaestus kids to fix it for you.

What a day.

Giving Luke and Percy one last smile, You left.

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"C'mon Felix! This is the only time that i've asked for a favour out of all the favours i've done for you, You'd do it for me" You pleaded as you followed him back and forth inside his cabin's workshop.

"Look, Y/n, I love you as my friend, but i can't do it, not right now"

"What if i give you a 25$ gift card from burger king and......" You scouried your pocket hoping to find something, Your eyes lit up as you felt a bill in your palms "50 dollars...and...." You then went to pat your bra and pulled out a coin. "A Peso"

You then placed it in his soily hands, Felix's face remained calm, he then took the money.

"It's warm..." He said kinda horrified...You pulled the peso out of your bra for the gods sake!

"Take it or leave it."

He then rolled his eyes and grabbed his toolbox.

"Lead the way"

You squealed and hugged him before pulling him to your cabin.

As you watched him repair the door in silence, Felix broke the silencce by purposely dropping a hammer to the ground, the loud clattering sound made you flinch a little, he smirked "Thinking about Luke?"

You snorted, as if tho you weren't actually thinking about him, "No, i'm thinking about Percy"

"The new kid who broke Clarisse's spear? he's badass"

"mhm, Son of Poseidon"

"Speaking of, How's Luke?"

There was a moment of silence before you replied.

"Fine"

"Just 'fine' ? No ungodly things happening?"

"No" You could've bursted out laughing.

"I don't believe you, C'mon tell me some elaborate details"

You raised your brow, a mischievous glint appearing in your eyes.

"Actually, if you finished that, i'll tell you"

The Hephaestus boy huffed and went back to work

After an hour, Felix finished repairing the door and bid you a goodbye (Along with a side-eye)

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It was now 11 pm, the Campfire sing-along ended almost an hour ago, and you were in your cabin, re-arranging your stuffed toys for the 5th time, (Making one plushie lay beside you will cause chaos among the plushies)

"Carrie..You go here and..Princess should be right....here, Done!"

All of your plushies were in order when you heard a knock from the window near your bunkbed. then, you saw luke, still in his usual camp shirt, unlike you who was in your rather inappropriate pajamas.

His eyes first landed on you, he then grinned before groaning and landing on your soft bunk bed.

"Hey ives-"

"Luke, what're you doing here?!" You hissed, afraid that your half siblings might caught you two.

"Can i not see you?"

"You can, but not at this time" You huffed, But he was still grinning before pulling a flower pot, with a rose.

"I grew this for you, Ives" He whispered, His eyes carefully scanning you expression before you chuckled.

"You know i can grow this in seconds?"

"Mhm, But still, I love you 'till the very last rose in this entire world wilt into ash"

A smile graced upon your lips before luke grabbed your cheeks and kissed you, the flowerpot fell into your bed, the soil staining your new bedsheet, You couldn't care less.

You deepened the kiss by pulling Luke by his neck, and a groan escaped his lips, his calloused hands then slowly went up your shorts making you moan a little, His hands became closer and closer and closer until-

"Luke?"

You two pulled away, Luke's hands were still in your inner thighs, he took a peak into your window and saw Percy, in his cute pajamas with messy blonde hair.

"Percy" Luke breathed.

"What's up?"

"The Apollo cabin seemed to be having a party, the noise is too loud and i can't sleep, i was wondering if you could go see it "

You then peaked into your window, your cheeks were pressed against luke's

"Y/n? Wait..what are you guys doing? and...why are you in her window?" Percy asked, his drowsiness seemed to have vanished.

Luke couldn't even answer percy himself, he started chuckling softly before burying his face into your neck and smothered it with kisses.

Percy then stood still before realizing, he cleared his throat, but before he could leave you called him.

"You know what? I think Luke could actually take a look at those Sun Brats" Luke immediately groaned and looked at you.

"Seriously?"

"Seriously. Go help the poor boy"

"Yes Ma'am"

He then got up and just as he was about to climb down your bunk bed you stopped him.

"Nah uh, You can leave where you entered"

The dark haired boy chuckled, and and started climbing down the window, before he could jump back to the ground you kissed him one last time, But this time, the kiss was much more passionate. You could've sworn percy made a gagging face before turning around.

"I love you Ives"

" 'Till the very last rose in this entire world wilt into ash" You said, Luke's eyes soften.

You watched as he and Percy went to the Apollo cabin to resolve the chaos.

The flower potted rose sat in your bed, You took it, and glanced at the beautiful red beauty, You sniffed the fragrance before placing it near your window as you felt Hypnos' warm palm caressing you to sleep.

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The next day, The first thing you did was bang into Felix's cabin, Giving him every detail from last night as Luke, along with percy watched you from afar.

A/N:

Hey Guys! I've been gone for too long and i just watched the new PJO series and i have to be honest, I fell in love with Charlie as Luke so here's a little treat for you guys while i finish my other fics, i do hope you guys like it!

#percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan x reader #charlie bushnell #percy jackson #Disney series #luke castellan