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that1overthere · 5 months
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Its raining so much, it's going to flood!! -> Negative thinking
Its raining so much, it's like i'm in ferenginar!! -> Positive thinking
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Its legit flooding where i'm at tho, Quark help me
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top-scar-maverick · 6 months
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feral-ferengi · 4 months
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Merry X-mas everyone!! 🎄✨️🫶🏻
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Just like almost every year i'm having rainy holidays, so this is relatable energy ☔️
Hope ya'll have a wonderful time! Together, or alone, either way make it magical 💖 📸
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weaver0fwords · 11 months
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(this art and the other banner by chacusha)
WHAT: Event with the theme "Summer on Ferenginar" for the pairing Quark/Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
HOW: Show me (in fanfic, fanart, fanvid, poetry, sculptures, papercraft, etc) what you think summer on Ferenginar is like for Odo and Quark as a couple (full rules on AO3)! There are prizes (optional)!
WHEN:
June: Countdown to AO3 collection opening up July 1. Feel free to start working or get inspired by suggestions dropped on Tumblr and Twitter until July.
July 1-31: AO3 community open for posting and reading.
August: Voting on DeviantArt until August 15
WHERE: Works are posted in the AO3 collection; polls to determine the winners are in the Quodo group on DeviantArt.
If you have any questions, feel free to contact me on Tumblr or under the contacts provided in the AO3 collection.
HAPPY CREATING :)
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60zcowboy · 1 year
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after only hearing me say Ferengi,
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solarbird · 3 months
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I guess... I'm writing again? Didn't think it'd be Star Trek but I do love me some Lower Decks so I GUESS WE'RE DOIN' THIS
It's one story, short, and slots directly into Series 4 continuity. Look up the stardate and you'll be able to place this within five minutes of on-screen action.
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xanthezhou · 1 year
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Kerch and Ghezen in Crooked Kingdom
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kiranerysismyhero · 2 years
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you know how in history times the kids of rulers would be married off for diplomatic reasons, right?
what do you think the general diplomatic vibe would be about a (voluntary) marriage between the sons of the Emissary of the Prophets on Bajor and the Grand Nagus of the Ferengi?
like feathers are probably already ruffled about the Emissary being human, the Nagus having unionized his coworkers, not to mention neither planet being part of the Federation I don't think but the Emissary and the Nagus' kid are both in Starfleet?
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animentality · 1 year
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Quark is a little goblin and he just happens to have a house that looks like a hobbit hole. I love it.
I wanna live in a cozy hobbit hole on a swamp planet.
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dillpickledipp2 · 1 year
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God, Ferenginar must have the most complicated law and legal system in existence.
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how would a planet that is perpetually raining.. work?
and yes, a "planet that is perpetually raining", would always have rain everywhere. At the lightest it's drizzling, at it's heaviest .. super drencho. regardless very damp.
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marshwaters · 10 months
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Odo being obnoxious and shifting into a big beige bug for days at a time just to bother Quark
Inspired by this poll prompt from @weaver0fwords for the Summer On Ferenginar Event!
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motsimages · 1 year
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I guess the Cardassians and the Ferengi must have a severe cultural shock when dealing with each other and the extradition agreements, if they ever sign them, must be a nightmare to agree on and to comply.
Like the Cardassians have this super punitive justice system and the Ferengi just prioritise outsmarting each other for profit.
So Rom embezzled from the Grand Nagus, so what. What is the Grand Nagus going to do if not envy him and think "how come I didn't think of that first?"? How can you punish a thief if you are yourself a thief? (Rule of Acquisition #76: Quien roba a un ladrón, tiene 100 años de perdón).
A Ferengi in Cardassia when questioned about his crime, would first deny it, but as soon as they press for a confession the Cardassian way, he would just confess. After all, in Ferenginar you confess when pressed and if it is devious enough, people would just let you go with a round of applause or they put you in servitude if it wasn't that devious. The real crime is a) getting caught and more importantly b) that it is a stupid plan.
Instead, he found himself guilty AND punished to a labour camp or maybe even the death penalty. No chance at outsmarting anyone amongst the incorruptible Cardassians.
Imagine a Cardassian comitting a crime in Ferenginar and the big deal is that he got no profit out of it. What was he thinking? Is he an idiot? Maybe the punishment is indenture servitude with some other Ferengi that gets exasperated every time he is not outsmarted by his servant. The money was just there! And he didn't even took it!
All the while the Cardassian is just complying with this very weird justice system full of very clearly guilty people who go unpunished. He could actually steal money from his boss and go back to Cardassia any time he'd like but his own sense of justice prevent him from doing so, even when other Ferengi mention it to him. He would be instantly forgiven if he did that actually. "What a guy, I thought he'd never fool me" is all his master would say. Instead, his master just goes home to his naked wife shaking his head like "I got a shipment of lulaberries today, I told him to take care of it. All the lulaberries were in the stock room, which is good for business but I wonder if he is broken or something".
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hooved · 9 months
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i bet ferengi weed does some crazy shit to you. i feel like it'd grow in the swamps and poison you really bad if you eat it but if you dry it and smoke it it's like if slut weed was a psychedelic
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weaver0fwords · 11 months
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The theme of the Quodo event is "Summer on Ferenginar"!
What is that like?? Why, you show me!
The when, how, where comes with the next post!
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60zcowboy · 1 year
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Reasons why i think i should be hired as a Ferengi in a star trek show:
• i’m 5’4
• i already basically dress like ferengi
• i’m willing to suffer the makeup because it’s cool
•please i want to be an actor so bad
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